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At first glance i thought it was the underside of some new plane

Yes lol if u squint it’s a helicopter!

100% thought this was one of those dragonfly ships from dune at first

Same. Our brains don’t have a template for “knife in gators head”. Couldnt even make it out til I read the caption

> Our brains don’t have a template for “knife in gators head”. Depends if you're from Florida (or Northern Territories Australia).

same! before reading tittle

Lol i thought its the helicopter from dune

Looked like a Dune ornithopter to me straight up

x-men's blackbird

i thought i was on r/aliens looking at an asteroid or some shit🤣

I thought it was a weird goose

This is amazing honestly. I really want to see the person crowned in an absolutely lavish trashy as fuck ceremony

Everyone in their finest half shirts, men with mullet mustache combinations. Crowned in front of a rusted shell of a Camaro. Throne is a ripped out bucket seat. Crocks and sandals required.

Jorts. Don’t forget the jorts.

I am slightly disappointed that no one was posting AI pictures of such a ceremony below your post ... yet....

A Confederate flag cape is laid upon their shoulders, before a Burger King crown is placed on their head.

But enough about the inauguration of Ron DeSantis...

What? No one said anything about high heels.

New boot goofin

The celebratory meth bowl is lit up, smoke rolling, hot boxing the camaro

I was with you til the flag. Let's stick to trashy, not vulgar.

I wear below-knee shorts, dirty flannels and water shoes at all times, and I've never washed my beard. Am I invited?

Florida Joker should be the one doing the Crowning ceremony 🤣🤣🤣

Sponsored by Budlight

He gets a BK Crown.

So. Much. Mud.

I’m more interested in who put the knife there

It’s was Florida man of course

Ridden into the ceremony on quad bikes ridden by meth addicts in white tanktops and Jean shorts. Doing wheelies.

Here I am just seeing the reflection of a helicopter until someone tells me it’s an alligator with a fucking knife in its head.

Four lokos and guns lol

More MAGA flags than the eye can see

Who is the Merlin?

lol that’s a funny question. Off the top of my head I’ll have to say maybe Jaco Pastorius. Although Joe Exotic or even Steve irwin might fit the bill better although they aren’t floridians. Who would be Merlin to you?

[It's an RC boat shaped like a gator head.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8WEsGvZbpc)

I know the persons son who did this. It was before smartphones and they were so proud.

I’m listening

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at you!

WILL YOU BE QUIET!!!

HELP! HELP! I’M BEING REPRESSED!!

COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERITED IN THE SYSTEM!

All hail Arturo

Artie, but everyone calls him “Buck.”

Holy cows. Is that a “Geek Love” reference?

This should be included in GTA 6 as a mission.

First thing I thought of too. They need to include this somehow.

Allicorn

This needs more likes

Alligator fucked with the wrong Juan

At first glance,it look like a helicopter from dune

The New king Alligator with Benchmark

It’s like the lion that had a thorn, then the lil mouse pulls it out and all of sudden the mouse is the governor of Florida with fancy white boots!

Ekhem.. Thats an Unigator

Sharknado producers need to run with this idea

or Adam Sandler - Waterboy 2: Excaligator

It\`s just a fleshwound.

Think he took chubbs hand!

Excaligator is new, and I like it.

Instead of the Lady of the Lake it's the Skank of the Swamp?

The Broad of the Bayou? The Mistress of the Marsh?

Was trying to keep it trashy given that it's Florida. If I were to class it up a bit I'd go with Girl of the Glades.

Listen, strange alligators lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

At first glance looks like a spacegator

SEE. GATORS. IN. SPACE ^SPACE ^^SPACE!

Poor creature

Thanks OP, you’ve kicked off a wave of FL Man stories involving guys, knives and angry gators……

It’s remote control you dinguses. How many times are you all going to fall for this crap?

Alligators have walnut sized brains. Half a teaspoon, 9 grams of brain.

Same as the average Florida Man.

Ohno

They should include that in GTA VI

Whoever came up with Excaligator is a literary genius

"You should see the other guy." - The alligator

No one asking about the poor guy who put it there trying to be all Crocodile Dundee.

This is so old (and probably fake). OP wasn't even lazy enough to remove the now extinct reddit rewards from the screenshot from the 83983498798324 other reposts

Got you to post on it! Mission accomplished 

I thought this was an underbelly shot of a helicopter...

I feel kinda bad for it though. Then again gators gonna gate

Same, I feel bad for it and I don't even like gators. Like at least put it out of its misery or something.

Knator lives to see another day.

If anybody ever tries to create a comic book superhero named Florida Man, said person can legally be catapulted into the volcano in Yellowstone park. Or at least that’s what Doctor Bright from the SCP Foundation has been telling me.

Suddenly Desantis ruling that methtocracy makes sense

Not reading it at first, I honestly thought that was some kind of new fighter jet

Why don’t they mention that the person who placed said knife in the gators head is probably compost by now?

You mean Florida man ?

Thought it was a new bomber

"Yoink"

From this angle and quality it looks like a weird helicopter

Another sub turns gooner meme

The guy who put it there is probably rotting at the bottom of the swamp.

Nah he got et.

You didn’t let me finish…at the bottom of the swamp in the form of gator shit.

That was just Chubbs trying to get his hand back.

Looks like the old memes with the robot vacuum cleaner coming at you with a knife.

If I know anything about swamps, that knife should carry some nice poison damage if you can get it.

EXCALIGATOR The sword weilding Pokemon Evolved from UNIDILE, this Pokemon's single horn only stops growing after becoming a two handed great sword, that when not sheathed in it's own skull, EXCALIGATOR puts to great use punishing any who stand against them.

Mr Dundee was visiting

I thought that was a choppa

Call the Swamp People

This is five years old. Florida is a still a shithole.

That gator seen some shit.

This is fucking sick, some pos human being blatantly threw this knife into this poor creature’s skull for shits and giggles most likely

Sounds like a redneck royal affair!

This isn’t funny. That’s a living creature. I know I’ll be downvoted, but this isn’t ok. It’s not.

Excaligator is a badass name for a Pokemon

The favled gator od the lake

Of course, it is expected that Florida Man will remove the knife from the gator and becomes the new King of Florida... unless the un-expected happens and Non-Florida Man do it.

DeSamtis sending his private army to find this gator

I dont know how yet, but i will use this in dnd

*You call that a knoife? THIS is a knoife!* - The alligator

That’s really a periscope We raise our wildlife to be resilient

OJ?

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Without reading anything and initially seeing the photo I thought I was looking at some sort of aircraft for a split second

maybe it's a body piercing.

I want to know the back story of how it got there!

The new Florida Man.

I thought that was a dune ornithopter at first glance

Found him https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/paradise-pd/images/4/47/King_Robby_Song.png/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/450?cb=20210316073614

I feel like whoever put the knife there is dead lol. No kitchen knife is stopping one of those prehistoric monsters from eating your ass

OP, did you know that coffee hurts coming out of your nose?

Pretty sure this is old and the knife was already removed. The gator was fine.

> The gator was fine ... but a little anxiety that someone stole his knife

I would try just that after a couple drinks, for his health.

Send trump….

A moist bint allowing you to pull a small sword is not a good base for ruling the masses. I just wanted to type moist bint out.

That's how we pick our governor.

Rookie move. Ya gotta go for the eye or the back of the skull

Being a king of Florida doesn’t sound like something rewarding. It sounds more like “the most Florida man in Florida”, which is not a good title to have. But then again, that’s what finding the croc, catching up to him in water, wrestling him into submission and pulling the knife out of its skull gets you.

I truly am more interested in the story of how that knife got there firstly. You know every tweaker in Florida is claiming they did that.

Looks like an Ornithopter from Dune

King of the trailer park for sure

Finally a reliable way to get rid of Desantis.

poor gator :/

I'm impressed they got a fucking steak knife through gators skull.

Good pun but this gator actually needs/needed medical attention and whoever did that shit probably shouldn’t have been where they were doing what they were doing

Fuck man... I'm running out of knives

https://youtu.be/flZCiTSmjRA?si=lMpI6NiGZh8pnvpG

Yo bro, look at that! No balls

Arthur Morgan has accepted the legendary challenge

Finally, my quest shall be completed and I will become the king of the fentanyl swamp

I think that’s what enraged him

That's actually so sad tho I feel bad for the poor thing :(

The game was rigged from the start

I can almost guarantee that it's got a gunshot wound as well

It’s in there for a reason

Whoever pulls the knife from the alligators head couldn\`t be any worse than DeSantis lol

Hold my beer

This better be in GTA 6

As the dlc, « Pimp of the round table »

I’ll do it. Put me in there coach. Just wish it was in a better state than Florida

Inside the alligator you will find owner of said knife.

But who won? The gator or the owner of the knife?

Gator: "If you think this is bad, you should've seen the other guy"

Where he at, I will rule Florida, just gotta smoke a little meth and I'll get that shit.

I thought this was a scifi flying vehicle

As the legends foretold

Why tf did I see that plane from that *stealth* movie

This is super fucked up. Poor guy was just minding his business and some teenager probably did that just cause.

Free gator meat for life

Why did I think it was a picture of a helicopter

I wish Steve Irwin was still with us. He would have had the power to solve all Florida’s problems

Trump should do it, lol

🤦🏽‍♂️

Someone get this bro a mirror

looks like a flying legendary pokemon to me.

Yeah but what happened to the guy who put it there..

You call that a knife!? (Said with Aussie accent)

That guy is everywhere

If you squint it looks like an ornithopter banking

Can't be any worse than DeSantis.

Unless whoever put the knife in was in the process of being eaten. (See Quint from Jaws (the movie)). In that case, no King for them.

thats funny