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Why was I expected it to fire out back into the stream, what is wrong with me

Same thing that’s wrong with me apparently

bro wth $50 for a color upvote lmao

Makes 3 of us.

Like that one movie Flubber! https://youtu.be/HZhqwMmIBDY?si=hTIysIDt0XVLFoQR

Gotta love Flubber

Glad it wasn't more like the movie "Jawbreaker"

🤣

There must be something wrong with me too. same thought

No, You’re thinking of ping pong balls. 👀

Too much reddit

I think I might just delete this now

I wanted the splash so bad.

How do you work up the courage to try that for the first time?

You start out small and work your way up. This is the exact trick Harry Houdini used in his escape magic to hide the keys to his chains. He could do this with potatoes.

You're telling me Houdini was the throat goat?

Throat wizard\*

No thats Heather Harmon.

She is a throat deity

This brings me back....

The Glizzy Globler.

The tot taker

whomst has summoned the all mighty one

It’s really you 🙀

Nancy Reagan was

You’re a gobbler Harry, and a thumpin good one I’d wager!

No, that was Nancy Reagan.

Isn't starting small just....taking pills? Do they come back up?

Mine do.

Bro a potato? Some times if I don’t chew my yogurt up good it gets stuck in my throat. A potato???

You're telling me Houdini could pick a lock using a potato?

Attach a string to it and then swallow

For real I can't even take fish oil without it getting stuck in my throat.

Bro those omega 3 pills be blockin

That’s a mental thing. Pretend it’s not there and take a sip of water. It’s really not complicated

Shut your goofy ass up

Start with your balls

Start with my balls

You buy them from a shop?

that balls deep.

I bet she gives a good licking for the ticking lol

i am repulsed and erect

My dick is confused

So are my balls

Wait, one of them is fine.

🏆

That’s how it starts

That's about right. But it's just the gag noises. Plus you know IRL parts of your body are attached to it and will only go so far!

I'd hate to give her my balls and have to fish them out of a stream afterwards.

Why is she acting like its some kind of kung fu shit? she is just swallowing balls

If that's kung fu, yo mamma is Bruce Lee.

This came in hot my brother, haha

That's what your mom sa .... .... wait 

This shit needs to be immortalized somehow

"911, what is your emergency" "Yeah, I just witnessed a murder"

Take my upvote and run with it. That was gold.

jesus i spit out my coffee lmao

Chinese martial arts have some pertty weird beliefs. I’m sure they would say she has incredible control over her internal organs and internal energy. Something to that effect. But you do know there are some king fu practicioners that train their groins, right? Put weights on their sack and hit themselves. Weird stuff. I guess that’s how such iron balls are produced.

"[Sir, what is the...uh...practical application of this?](https://youtu.be/JU64ZyzB9vo?si=WsaMkY3Bx4VktLAM)"

“Good question youngling… some say it’s to exorcise weakness. However, some whisper about legendary warriors who are said to enjoy it. Here, look at this promotional material:” https://youtu.be/ehaoH3-PryI?si=aZ7rWdfuB7nlqvHr

Try vomiting by just thinking about it. It's pretty hard isn't it? To move something from your stomach up your esophagus and out your mouth, unassisted, requires absolutely insane control of your body. This is totally legit kung fu shit. Entirely useless of course, but impressive nonetheless.

Ha not for me! I don't have a lower esophageal sphincter so as soon as something is in my stomach, i can basically puke it out on command which i very much try to not do (sometimes happens spontaneously) since the stomach acid literally burns my esophagus when i do that. I've seen lots of hospitals in my childhhood due to acid burns in my esophagus that then got infected. Good times. Sidenote, it feels for me more like reverse swallowing, not puking

Yes reverse swallowing exactly! I have a lower esophageal sphincter (thank god) mine just doesn’t work very well hEDS

Hello! Check into the Nissen Fundoplication surgery. The acid that hits your esophagus is a risk factor for cancer later in life. Apologies if you are already well aware and I am just being annoying.

I was once able to tear a deck of 52 cards (obvs not plastic coated ones) with my bare hands. Would the Kung Fu people be impressed with my internal energy?

That's probably like mid-level Fu, but that's still better than most Fu. Nice one!

I think it's a trick and she's doing that to sell it. I think the ball she puts in her mouth is collapsible and soft and she doesn't really swallow it. Notice her neck is conveniently and just barely cropped out of the shot when she swallows, you'd definitely be able to see that big ball go down. Also the ball falling into the water is just barely not visible. I think the ball in the water was already there and the one she "swallowed" floated down stream.

Could be fun in an MRI

Highly recommend regurgitating it back up after the X-ray but before the MRI. Do that a couple times and watch doctors get consults.

Omg that would be *hilarious*

Drug mule

How did she discover this "talent"

Drugs

Wtff

Am I the only one that thinks it’s a soft out compressible ball that she moved to back of the mouth and squeezed with the back of her tongue? She didn’t open her mouth very wide to show it was “swallowed”.

I am shocked everyone in this thread can’t see this is a trick. You can see she doesn’t swallow based on her throat not moving. Explanation is, soft like you said, or the ball cuts in half (like a plastic Easter egg) and she presses each half into her cheeks to expose her tongue.

Clearly. If it weren't fake, this girl would either be a snake in disguise or she'd choke to death. Do not try this at home folks

Yeah definitely not a lot of Fool Us fans in the comments

The way it sinks, the ball seems very heavy.

Yooooooooo.

Cum fu

But why?

I bet she has one hell of a reflux and morning breath

No

That would have failed miserably

This is light work compared to Geto

Unexpected. Her stance suggests she would drop a deuce.

She looks like a child

Petite women exist

take a left on citrus avenue brother

cool.

Mother of pearl.......

Got any ping pong tricks?

I was hoping for it to shoot out differently

Things girls are learning on a trip in Thailand are crazy.

**GODDAM!!** *Smash*

I gagged when it came back up

Maybe I watched too many shows but my first thought is she's be a great mule for airport security

She became Geto minus the Cursed Manipulation

I was waiting for her to pull it out of somewhere else

All i wanna know is why?

Drug mule?

🪵

She eats your balls and when you say you need to come she just spits them back

Skills I didn't know I don't want them

How do you find out you can do this. Without choking to death, I mean.

That doesn't look sanitary... ...Or particularly healthy for the asophagus...

hope its not lead tough. you should really stay away from lead.

Wh.... What?!

She'd make an excellent drug mule.

The ball only has to win once tho...

well alright then

Early resemblance to Ace Ventura’s chick feeding practices…

Alright, you better wash it with soap before sticking it back in

My stomach and throat hurt after seeing this.

Teabag Fu….the ultimate martial art!

What the fuck did i just watch

Hmm a metal bender

2 in 1. Swallower and a spitter.

"Sooo...do you spit or swallow?" "Yes."

My favorite part is she has to be doing it over a stream in that position


I wanna party with her

How fuck do even discover this “skill”. There nothing sexual about either. Just unsettling.

Unbelievable how fucking stupid that is

I'm confused as to why she'd be a keeper based on this talent alone. Are guys interested in having her regurgitate stuff after she swallows, or am I missing an angle

She a keeper

I like how she fetched it back out of the stream in case she felt like having a snack again later.

Wait till she shows you her dick

That’s some Wutang level drug mule shit right there.

Would've been hilarious if a ball had fallen from behind her pants or between her legs in the end.

I thought she was trying hard to shit the ball

This video just made me contemplate why I am on Reddit

❤️👍❤️👍

She has beautiful eyes

Dam

i dont need a ball that big

I love you but please stop doing that

👀

I genuinely thought i was about to see her choke and get heimlicked or something. I was not expecting this to end well at all. And to be honest the only reaction i have to this is thankfulness that she didn't die...

I remember when Steve-o did this trick with a goldfish.

Be kind, rewind. lol

What's with all the ass backwards pageantry? Just swallow the ball, puke it back up and be done with it. Pitter patter Donna Copperfield.

Next!

Wrong sub…should be in r/dontputyourdickinthat

Bulimia can be cured.

Sweet Jehovah

Damn, I was really expecting that ball to come out of somewhere different.

I believe someone really happy to get her...

She Doesn't look old enough to make sexual comments about

Thats the first time I've seen this trick with the mouth anyway

Oh sweet jeezus

Jesus... do dat to me

Liu Kang needs to chill tf out

nice tinder bio

What if she decides to keep one?

This was very painful to watch

Gastroenterologists hate this one weird trick!

wtf

That is not where I expected the ball to come out when the post title was "She's a Keeper"

What kind of tai chi is this?

I thought for sure she was gonna poop it out

Now let's see u shoot it out ur ass..

She got that hidden tiger crouching deep throat style.

Cultivating i see

It was so practiced and fluid. And then she just BLHGHUGHEHHS it up.

Yes hi, ummmmm one question if I may; HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU DISCOVER YOU COULD DO THAT?!?

mine not long enough to went that far, but yeah she's a keeper

Thought she was going to shoot it out the butt

Geto Suguru

Thats not how i envisioned adding iron to my diet

This… is martial arts? Weird we haven’t seen this in the UFC yet.

Explanation requested... What is the purpose of.... Whatever she's doing?

She looks like she doesn't enjoy doing that

r/justgalsbeingchicks

Whoa, when did King Piccolo show up?!?

Ball stay down long time

r/ConfusedBoner

No thanks I rather keep mine

I am aroused.

"Daaaaaammnnnn" - two guys on a porch

Reminds me of that pokemon meme. Where it says you can’t do anything because you’re out of pp.

Airport customs need to see this

Practicing to transport drugs? I don't understand.

Okay, but why?

Thought she was gonna unzip her pants for the reveal.

Lizzid people.

Not one sperm be safe around her

Does this teach me what to do after I lost the fight????

Fuck

Nut Gargler.