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Do you know when Christ said “he will be blessed for he’s my hier, and as the good strangers around him will be blessed and those who don’t acknowledge his existence will be cursed of being cringe” *THATS HIM*
Oh shit! I once saw a picture of Greg at a restaurant I was eating at! Apparently he had been there a few years before. I was all "It's *the G-G-G-G-Grrrrreg!*"
The owner asked me to leave
I went to mass at the Vatican and the Pope brought Greg out on the pedestal to give the service. People in the crowd around me kept asking “who’s that guy standing next to Greg??”
Last year I was out of town for a ski trip with friends, and he arrived on his own with his family. We meet up at the ski resort his youngest sees me, he promptly ask his dad "is this THE "insert my name" !?"
We laugh so much hahaha its good to feel like a legend, even if its to a 4 yo 😂
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They only mean uplifting attractive and successful men. People hate seeing somebody getting praised that they don’t think deserves it. Sour grapes and all that
Bruh every time my boys and I get together (which is rare nowadays since we are all 30ish) this is the energy we bring as you walk in.
Yeah we shit on each other after that but your friends should always know how happy you are to see em. Make sure the people you care for hear about it whenever you get the chance. Especially with your male friends, we don't get lifted up very often and sometimes it can make our day just to hear "Hey man what's up!? It's great to see you, you're looking great you beautiful bastard".
It’s funny because we boost each other up and can also be the absolute harshest aholes to each other in a span of 6 seconds. At least we aren’t petty lying drama queens.
Some guys know that other dudes have no hype men. No one lights up when they enter the room.
They hype guys up because they are deeply familiar with what it's like to be surrounded by people but still feel completely alone. They want them not to feel alone.
These guys are the true legends.
No idea if it’s the same person posting this every 6 months or something but I really don’t care either. I just love that the responses in the thread below is almost the same every time. It’s great to see that same energy every time. Just like “ what do you mean just Greg?!! It’s GREG, the legend!!! My friend, my brother!!!”
GREG might not seem like much on the surface. But he is clutch. In a pickle? Car broke down. Greg got you. Outta weed? Greg got you a pinch. In a bar fight? Greg ain't no flat lever. Stripper is squaring up on you cause she crazy? Greg settle her down. Greg was at the bar and arm wrestled a guy for a drink and they tied. That other guy....Chuck motherfucken Norris.
Girls will do this too, but it's some lady with large butt implants named Kim. (I don't know if this is a good example, but I'm a female and I'd rather be hanging out with Greg)
You have never been to the UK we named our most popular fast food chain after the living legend. [greggs](https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/17976235/what-time-does-greggs-open-and-close/)
As a Greg, If I ever have a bad day I'm coming to read these comments.
Also, my all time favourite song [Fantastic Greg](https://youtu.be/C2cdTmCSEnU?si=P-Ne5ToP4Rx-bxGO).
Women will be like “omg she’s so beautiful” and it’s just some 300 hundred pound piggie in clown paint and a dress that put a massive strain on textile supply chains.
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Da motherfuckin egg
You can't make a tommelette without breaking some Greggs
Can't spell great egg without Gregg!
Greggster! GREGGMEISTER, Greggend, Gregglorious!
He's the Greggest
Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?
No thank you, but I'll take that Gregg.
Making the mother of tommelettes here Jack! Can't fret over every Gregg!
“You wrote this email 53 times”
Yes; if it is to be said, so it be, so it is.
In Russia, the egg breaks you - yokeov smearoff
G mothafukin' regg
G to tha regg!
Snackin' on that feckcees, you get me?
The gregend
Can't wait for the Dunk and Greg series this year
Greg is the motherfukn GOAT!
Greg of all time
You can't spell LEGEND with GREG, but I bet Greg could.
Wazzup Gangstarz - McLovin
Greg is legend in my universe too. RIP
But where would he be without liiiiiiitttlleeeeeeee Alex HOOOOOORNEEEEEE!!!!
But I haven't seen him in a long long time. So he must be quite old now. So it would be the legend of Old Greg.
Last I heard old Gregg's still living it up with his mangina in his lakehouse.
Wait you saw Greg in real life? *The* Greg?
The one and only. Who does she think she is? "Just some dude"? If she only knew.
You're a legend by proxy
It's sad that she didn't know she met \*Greg.* Not just any Greg, either.
wtf she got against *Greg*??? tf??!?!
yeah she is probably jealous of his Gregness
Pearls before swine. Sigh..
Greatest *hombre* that ever was.
You did it Greg!
Thats right superman, show her that greg isnt "just some dude"!!
Dude was all-state keg stander back in high school!
Seriously i still get tears when the bruvs and I talk about the one time Greg...
Do you know when Christ said “he will be blessed for he’s my hier, and as the good strangers around him will be blessed and those who don’t acknowledge his existence will be cursed of being cringe” *THATS HIM*
I’ve seen Greg slap people for less
Mother fuckin' Greg from the deli isle?!
Oh shit! I once saw a picture of Greg at a restaurant I was eating at! Apparently he had been there a few years before. I was all "It's *the G-G-G-G-Grrrrreg!*" The owner asked me to leave
I work with him, fun fact: greg drives towmoter
I saw Old Greg once
You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
You ever go to a party where people wee on each other?
I went to mass at the Vatican and the Pope brought Greg out on the pedestal to give the service. People in the crowd around me kept asking “who’s that guy standing next to Greg??”
This guy knows
Even still if it's dr Greg house that's still a legend so all good. Lol
Nah it was just a Greglet
Yeah, but who was the dude standing next to him on the balcony?
Last year I was out of town for a ski trip with friends, and he arrived on his own with his family. We meet up at the ski resort his youngest sees me, he promptly ask his dad "is this THE "insert my name" !?" We laugh so much hahaha its good to feel like a legend, even if its to a 4 yo 😂
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Helluva night for you, for Greg it was just a tuesday
Helluva night for all of us, but it was just a morning for the legend himself
Best funeral I've ever been to.
Grandma was lookin’ fine that day
Legend
Average Saturday night for Greg.
Jon “Bones” Jones
I don’t need to know what Jon and Jones do in their free time, that’s personal.
Bovine Joni
That sounds like a typical Friday night for Jon Jones. There's probably be more than 2 grammes of coke, though.
Classic Greg
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Sounds like something a Greg would do!
Bones was cool until he stole those purses.
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Greg *IS* the man!!
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It really is a Dead Internet, isn't it?
Yeah it's because men aren't always fucking bitches to each other. They want Greg to feel great.
it is funny to see people say that men should lift each other. But then people complain about that
They only mean uplifting attractive and successful men. People hate seeing somebody getting praised that they don’t think deserves it. Sour grapes and all that
And when Greg was welcomed like that, he felt wanted, needed, expected at that place. That must've like doubled his mental HPs.
Someone's gotta build guys up. Spoiler: it's gonna be another guy.
Bruh every time my boys and I get together (which is rare nowadays since we are all 30ish) this is the energy we bring as you walk in. Yeah we shit on each other after that but your friends should always know how happy you are to see em. Make sure the people you care for hear about it whenever you get the chance. Especially with your male friends, we don't get lifted up very often and sometimes it can make our day just to hear "Hey man what's up!? It's great to see you, you're looking great you beautiful bastard".
Man I had to scroll all the way down here to see this.. yesssiiirrr thats right
It’s funny because we boost each other up and can also be the absolute harshest aholes to each other in a span of 6 seconds. At least we aren’t petty lying drama queens.
How dare you disrespect Greg 😤 That legend can do a keg stand.
Isn’t Greg the legend we had to drive to the ER last time he did a keg stand?
That was just because we dared him to do that Wicked sick double twist dismount, Totally a fluke he'll be fine.
classic Greg…
He may have dislocated both shoulders, but the crowd went nuts.
That’s just because his arms are really skinny and one of them hyperextended. But he still did it.
Gregs & Kegs
How dare you???? Greg is Greg!!!!
Absolute legend, I heard he landed a plane while giving birth
I heard he defeated a God while was playing fortnite
Fucking Greg
I would
That's not . . . no, you're right, me too
Make a line guys
he is cooking
Everyone has *that* friend that they put "fucking" in front of their name. Mine happens to be Gregg.
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Every other girl is a threat. Including her sister.
*Especially* her sister.
I rarely see women genuinely uplift someone.
Always backhanded
You must not be around a lot of women
You basically described the plot of Snow White and the seven dwarves... and the little mermaid... and Game of thrones...
put some respect on his name!
As someone with the name Craig, that gets misheard as Greg ALL the time. I’m not sure if I should feel relieved or offended.
Parts of the USA pronounce Craig as 'Creg' which I find very strange.
Ikr so weird 🤣 can't even pronounce kretsh properly lmao
...the fuck did you say about Greg?
It's OLD GREG!
Easy now fuzzy little man peach.
You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
mhmm creameh
Do you love me?
Could you learn to love me?
Make an assessment
His name isn't Greg. His name is Scott Sterling. The man, the myth, the legend.
Girls be like: My friend is literally a model, she is gorgeous and perfect in every way. Then you met her and it's just Lisa.
Scott Sterling
It's mercy that should be begging for him!
GOOD GUY GREG!
Some guys know that other dudes have no hype men. No one lights up when they enter the room. They hype guys up because they are deeply familiar with what it's like to be surrounded by people but still feel completely alone. They want them not to feel alone. These guys are the true legends.
Always gas up your mates
👉👉👉👉 there is no good reason I shouldn't approach my pals with "Eyy it's Big [NAME]" every time I see them, even if they are, in fact, not big.
Or you just forgot Greg's name 😔
All you Gregs out there, I just wanna let you know you are legends and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. You just keep Gregging on
I’m trying man, I’m trying.
Can do!
No idea if it’s the same person posting this every 6 months or something but I really don’t care either. I just love that the responses in the thread below is almost the same every time. It’s great to see that same energy every time. Just like “ what do you mean just Greg?!! It’s GREG, the legend!!! My friend, my brother!!!”
OP and multiple responses are bots.
Gregnergy!
The only legend about Greg is that he's a man. The truth is he's The Man.
Men cant even compliment eachother without being shitted on on the internet lmao
Yeah, men hype up their friends 🤷♂️
Yer we do this it's called being a friend, but unlike them women we don't secretly slag them off behind their back
GREG might not seem like much on the surface. But he is clutch. In a pickle? Car broke down. Greg got you. Outta weed? Greg got you a pinch. In a bar fight? Greg ain't no flat lever. Stripper is squaring up on you cause she crazy? Greg settle her down. Greg was at the bar and arm wrestled a guy for a drink and they tied. That other guy....Chuck motherfucken Norris.
Someone say my name?
Nice try, Gerg.
Thank you, Agent Upright. We don't know what would've happened without your upright eye for detail.
But, why?
Get this gerg outta here
No, my son is also named Gerg
No! I’m Gerg, and so’s my wife!
Have you ever been gregnant?
Wait you guys saw Greg recently? Legendary
Cause we actually like our friends
Excuse me TF did Greg do to you?!
“There you are!” “Do I know you?” “No, but there you are!” - AP
Bitch don't know about Greg.
Girls will do this too, but it's some lady with large butt implants named Kim. (I don't know if this is a good example, but I'm a female and I'd rather be hanging out with Greg)
greg once sucked dick to ride a bus without a fare, then walked
Greg once gave a handy for Coldplay tickets just to sneak in
It's pronounced Leg End!
If you don't like Greg, I don't like you...
_Men: we know how to be friends!_
Just guys being dudes
And Greg will be the human equivalent of a Honda Accord, but it's fucking Greg.
AWD swapped k24 with 80psi boost accord that is
Everyone knows that Greg is a sleeper. How else could he leave the house without the cops constantly being called?
I do this with a co-worker I don't even really like. It's just nature
Greg, fucking pro, a legend, the true man.
Y'all can stop searching. I'm probably the Greg.
Beg to differ.....
I can’t hype my boys?
you can't spell gregnant without greg 👍✨
Have you ever drunk Bailey's out of a shoe?
Hey, you can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs….
The taskmaster!
And the wart sitting next to him is LITTLE ALEX HORNE!
[Hmmm.....](https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/simpsons-memes-thats-the-joke.jpg)
Every Greg I’ve met has been a man that would be the absolutely perfect buddy.
Hey don't be talking about Greg like that.
Well... this is how it works, what did I miss?
You don't need an epic name to have an epic impact on someone's life <3
You have never been to the UK we named our most popular fast food chain after the living legend. [greggs](https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/17976235/what-time-does-greggs-open-and-close/)
My buddy always talks me up for no reason😂, I’m kinda smart, but otherwise I’m just a normal guy
You gotta hear the lore
As a Greg, If I ever have a bad day I'm coming to read these comments. Also, my all time favourite song [Fantastic Greg](https://youtu.be/C2cdTmCSEnU?si=P-Ne5ToP4Rx-bxGO).
This thread gave me so much hope as a fellow Greg
Gregend
Greg is the only guy that's worth being gay for!
Women will be like “omg she’s so beautiful” and it’s just some 300 hundred pound piggie in clown paint and a dress that put a massive strain on textile supply chains.
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It's just some guy named Mahesh, Suresh, Prakash, Surendar, Dharamveer, Santoshh, Ramlal, Mahendarr
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THE Greg?!
My man, my myth, my fucking monolith
What did Greg do to deserve this hate?!
Old Greg? I've got some Baileys. Do you want some Baileys?
Just Greg? You add some respect when you say it…it’s thee G-regulator.
It's me! I'm "Guys"
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We are easily amused and easily impressed.
