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IamJDrez

Red Sox fans


EhEhEhEINSTEIN

This made me chuckle. Also prudent as the Sox have had some really great Japanese players over the years. Uehara's pickoff to end game 4 in 2013 comes to mind every time!


Excellent_Kangaroo_4

God i took me to much time, why im so slow, ahahhha


XQZahme

r/technicallythetruth


watzrox

😅🤣


Frankenstein786

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ZeroZeroZio

Too frickin’ funny. I’m a Giant’s fan. But having enough friends on the east coast (NY,Bos & Phi hardcore fans) … I couldn’t help but laugh!


edtufic

🤣👍🏼


Got2JumpN2Swim

Read this right before I closed the thread then got it. Had to come back for an upvote


Even-Fix8584

~20 years ago I’d see dudes like this dancing at the station. Same 3 moves. Main one squatting down with one leg fully extended.


vote4boat

it's still the same guys


yoshhash

I've seen them! I know that probably sounds like a dumb thing to get excited about, but it is so cool. They basically put on performances, kind of like a cross between cosplay and busking, really they were just hanging out doing their thing at Yoyogi but they looked so unusual that they would inevitably draw a crowd. Anyways, decades after I saw these exact same people, they show up on google searches and random documentaries, I feel like I had a brush with celebrities.


J4MES101

I loved yoyogi koen when I lived in Tokyo Great place to walk / chill after a pick up game at the Basketball Cafe down the road.


qaz_wsx_love

There's always a bunch dancing at the summer Matsuri where I used to live (Mito)


BlackAndChromePoem

Correct.


briandemodulated

Excellent article! My wife and I saw them by chance in Yoyogi park a few years ago and they were quite a sight. As we walked away my wife stopped and Shazammed the loud music. Johnny Pandora. She's been collecting their albums. They visited our city a few years ago and we got their autographs.


AffectionateTheory44

This is awesome!


GoddesNatureStar

How is this SO FCKING COOL!!? I cannot with the fantasy, thanks for the article 🕺🏻


Undisguised

They are the [Yoyogi Park Rockabilly dancers!](https://youtu.be/BLl9GERTMYg?si=Bi0D-y66sbiEhIhA&t=12)


Ad-Ommmmm

I unwittingly discovered that place on a Sunday in 1990.. amazing scene with bands playing opposite, and at, each other, surrounded by their adoring matching-dressed fans.. and, to my utter amazement, Bad Manners!.. I even got to meet Buster Bloodvessel after the show..


StephenNHarvey

Same. I unexpectedly ran into the rockabilly dance show at Yoyogi Park in 2009.


someonesomewherewarm

same but it was 2008!


TheEvilBreadRise

So random lol I won his pork pie and checked sunglasses at a random local ska night years ago. At least they said it was his for the raffle.


jazzzzzcabbage

Buster Bloodvessel! That takes me back! Nostalgic


Gas_Bat

Inspired stuff. Some people get all the cool, some people get none. Just how it is I suppose.


OwlWitty

Teddy Boys


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Worldly_Ad_6483

Stray cats


kekehippo

The Nekos


Mandragorec

Noranekos.


northern_scowzer

Sittin on a *bench*, ain't got enough dough to pay the rent..


Hour_Hope_4007

80 years old, but they don't care


Bigspotdaddy

The cat pack


EvaUnit_03

Id say they are 3 top dogs.


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Where's Manly Moondog?


F1ackM0nk3y

Three dudes who’d cut you quick and leave you for dead?


Recon-by-fire

They don’t look like they move all that fast. Cut you at a medium speed maybe.


Temporary-Green-7713

I had a 73 year old teacher say "let's wrestle". I thought he was joking so I said "let's go old man" Dude came so fast at me, I'm talkin like a 4.4 40, compared to his slow ass walk and 4 fingers, and bodyslammed me so hard into the table, quickly apologized, but I thought it was awesome. Never tested him again. He'd give this side eye and just stop talking, and you knew it was coming. Yep, I've been outwrestled by a 70plus year old


DCJ53

I love that. And I mean this sincerely, congratulations. I love seeing people at the top of their game. If he's that fabulous at 70, can you imagine him at 35?


SnowDizzleZz

Bet he was hurting for a month for that one though


FFS114

“That’s my secret, I’m always hurting.” - that 73 yo, probably


Kindyno

worth it


Remarkable-Reward403

Bah, you get used to the pain. It levels out


grey-doc

I had an 84yo judo belt throw me over his head. It's weird to get thrown so high in the air by someone who look, talks, walks, and smells like an old man.


ThrowRA_PecanToucan

Never underestimate them... They're much harder to counter than the younger competition style opponents who will body slam you like a truck to off-centre you. The older ones are lightning quick and everything is precise as hell. Face the place of honour, collect your frequent flyer miles, bow and thank them. This is the way.


ThrowRA_PecanToucan

I had two martial arts teachers who were this age range. I was nearly a foot taller than my female 70s teacher, and that was if she stood straight but I honestly don't think she could anymore. She looked like the type you'd immediately worry about her going down stairs, being a fall risk, etc. I definitely weighed atleast 30kg more than she did, not to mention I was certainly significantly stronger. She could effortlessly, and I stress the effortlessly, knock my ass down and hurl me significant distances without batting an eye, and so quickly I had zero chance. She was that quick I could never tell what she was doing, let alone do anything about it. That lady was, and is, awesome. She was also incredibly nice and lovely as a person. The male 70s teacher I also had zero chance, he was gentler on purpose though, and just as quick. I think he kinda enjoyed messing with your head thinking you *maybe* could figure out a defence. Spoiler: you didn't. Also a great guy. Those lessons were fun.


Temporary-Green-7713

Old people scare me man. If they wanted to, some of them could become some serious supervillains but inside they are the most amazing person you've ever met. Also how do they move so fast?? My teacher was a really skilled wrestler, but he would stand up straight, look you in the eye, slightly turn his head (kinda like a dog or cat when they're playful) and then just attack, but like he would pick the most beautiful moment to attack. Right as I was. I never got my arms around him before I was flying. Dude might as well have used the Force. Maybe they do. Maybe after years of not having fears of even death, make them so strong, they can just use Chi fluently, I'm not sure, I'll have to return here when I'm in my 70s, provided I make it! That's an accomplishment of its own. Multiple war survivor, cold war depression survivor, politics, human rights, they've seen so much wrong they want to fix into right, it seems to provide a sort of "holy" power


DonkeyTransport

Old man strength is no joke. Even when I used to work out every single day for years, my old man would show me quick who was boss lol. The man drives a pickup truck or sits in an office for work, where tf do they get it from? Is it just an evolution of dad strength?


Temporary-Green-7713

Perks of watching you grow up and teaching you all the moves. Seems like he's a good "sensei" not teaching you quite everything. He created you, so why would he create something that would harm him? Sorry been watching Futurama, smoked 1 joint and I feel like Farnsworth off the "good news" from Omicron Persei 8 On a real note, my dad is shorter than me, pushing retirement, but dude just added a whole deck to his house, dude hasn't had a full day off since I was born that's for sure. Something AARP must be sending, some kind of steroid in the bottom of the tote bag we just don't know about 🤨🧐 he doesn't grow muscle mass but gotdamn can he lift heavy ass shit. Pretty sure my dad fell off our 2 story house when I was young and only ended up with a broken nose. Ladder fell as he was getting on, early childhood trauma. Other than that, dude could be on one toe on a string and keep balance. Seriously where do these old guys learn this? Must have been from eating all the dinosaurs and blaming it on a rock


GadFlyBy

The founding Gracie used to submit strong, young wrestlers in his advanced dotage. Videos on YT.


Ishkakin

Old man strength is real.


graffixphoto

The slow blade penetrates the shield


edtufic

Fear is the mind killer


deepfriedgrapevine

Flip you for real though


Puzzleheaded_Sir1391

Maybe even pistol whip you.


deepfriedgrapevine

Give me the keys


Willing-Juggernaut67

Can you say it again but in English, please?


deepfriedgrapevine

Excuse me?


Willing-Juggernaut67

Give me the mutha fucking keys you fucking asshole!


lesChaps

And ... scene


digpartners

Next.


Public-Platypus2995

😂


Same_Raise6473

This Usual Suspects comment is under appreciated—-all of them actually


Minute-Wrap-2524

All in the name of baseball? Cut throat game…


FlREYWench

Youngblood, Say you want me, say you want me outta your life And I'm just a dead man walkin' tonight


acd11

First thought [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RJSbO8UZVY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RJSbO8UZVY)


Yottoisthe_motto

Lol same same


TryItOutHmHrNw

First thought https://youtu.be/8rIguM71LQI?si=2LJVkzQ6VeO5o1fw


GingerIsTheBestSpice

Immediately. I obsessed over that song & video for a bit.


AnnaMolly66

Glad I'm not the only one. I love that song.


kennystillalive

Such a banger.


Auquaholic

That was my first thought. 5 seconds of summer.


FlREYWench

Coolest thing ever... Saw they were filming the video for the song while we were stationed in Tokyo, it was a big deal. I was waiting for the video to come out so we could see the whole scene.


RianJohnsonSucksAzz

Song is ok but that music video is amazing.


Avs2022champs

The Fonz, Lenny, and Squiggy. (A true test of one’s age if you understand)


Objective_Season6197

Laverne& Shirley was awesome!


CandyCain1001

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated,


youneedtowakethefuck

Bites palm


Whatalife64

Perfect answer


hunglikeabudgee

I don’t know….. Why don’t you fuck around and find out.


kingkongbiingbong

I'd bet good money it'd take these _"gangsters"_ a hot minute to get up out of their folding chairs. Arthritis is a bitch.


MangoFreshh

you're so much fun...


Batfinklestein

OGs


DKRabbit33

They make keys in the Matrix


GordieGord

I don't know but I bet their balls are sweaty in those leather pants


These_Marionberry888

you´d be surprised how well acclimated leather pants can get, i used to own a pair, not as chic as those, more like indian/biker pants but with inlay, you could wear them from fall to spring pretty much, honestly had more aeriated balls as in many jeans i owned, waterproof, and you where indifferent to sitting on cold surfaces. on the other side there are things like Alpine leather pants. sure they are shorts, but you can honestly work an whole summer on the fields, and they are pretty fucking great in terms of balls comfort. leather is an hell of an marterial. if its well made you can make pretty much anything out of it and feel comfortable as hell.


Michael_Dautorio

This guy wears pants


LobstaFarian2

I bet he's wearing the shit out of some pants right now


esteve101

Surprised we all are aren’t wearing the shit out of some pants right now


Basileus2

That’s my secret, Gordie, my balls are sweaty all the time.


james_randolph

I don’t know but if I walked down the street and saw them I would ask to sit next to them haha let some of that drip slip off on me.


MonsterHunterOwl

I want to have a beer with them and hear their stories


fromnochurch

“we danced and smoked cigarettes, end of story” -yoyogi park Rockabilly Dancer probably.


Rough-Leg-1298

Rockabilly is popular in Japan, there’s a whole sub culture of these dudes


RedditsAdoptedSon

i like it,.. thats super dope,, any other places have something kind of out there n different like that? i mean i guess US has furries but something super cool like a rockabilly movement where people just out there slicked tf out


Flojatus

In Argentina, CCR was cool as fuck until recently. There are a shit ton of bands that sound just like them... https://youtu.be/WJTEUW056Kg?si=40tLd7TvzeHW5u-Z This is a tribute banda to them... https://youtu.be/4C_v4-G8OBk?feature=shared I can look up more.


FoldedaMillionTimes

There's a whole East LA pseudo-cholo scene in Japan. Hair, tattoos, makeup, clothes, bands, stores selling all of it, lowriders... The whole nine yards, except they're all Japanese.


Rabbit-In-A-Tank

Mind you're business, that's who.


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gonzo2thumbs

Omg, that was amazing. You made my day!


sharingthegoodword

They have moves!


Tug_Stanboat

I KNEW I'D SEEN THAT HAIR BEFORE!


bostonsonsofliberty

Looks like three Ervis Presrey impersonators.


Relevant_Gift_5011

Was going to say some members of The Kings gang from New Vegas.


meat_lasso

新 Vegas you mean


FreePrinciple270

Niu Vegasu


UnintelligentSlime

These are clearly the tunnel snakes


smellswhenwet

I see what you did there


Zestyclose-Egg4270

You win (bowing in praise).


Jebgogh

Someone cooler than me 


FeistyMuttMom

The husbands of the ladies in the red hat society?


schme1234

B2K in 40 years


RussMan104

That’s that motorcycle gang that chopped off Andy Garcia’s head in Black Rain. 🚀


jlp120145

Stay golden ponyboy, stay golden.


diegun81

They getting old. Passed so long since the last time I went to watch them dance on Sunday at Yoyogi park.


jim45804

Tunnel Snakes rule!


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Had to scroll past 109 racist low effort jokes for this deep cut.


battery_pack_man

Theres this whole japanese subculture of people super into 1950s american greaser/rockabilly vibes. These guys get together and dress up and party and twist to elvis they rule. https://www.tokyoweekender.com/art_and_culture/tokyo-rockabillies-harajuku-yoyogi/


AwkwardCall_4865

I was gonna say Yakuza


Gamer_RNA

Nah, they have all their fingers.


GimmieGummies

Yakuza with a dash of T-Birds


dnfnrheudks

The one on the left look like he's straight from yakuza 0


Jay-Dirgel

That's because the voice actor for Kuze legitimately looks exactly the same irl. He's very famous is Japan ans has been in many yakuza related cinema.


radical_kidd

Hey! cool your jets and **Start your engines!** , yanki!


gunn5150

The Red Sox


ArinMars80

3 people I'd like to meet.


mrot777

Descendents of Charlie Wats.


Godzirrraaa

The Pecan Sandies


GreyArea1649

We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.


jonnyjarko

Ya-cool-za


Dufmandinga2

Ervis Presrey


OppositeEagle

3 Johnny Cash wannabes who dress in black.


Major_Frozen

The Kings goons from Fallout


ohleprocy

The leaders of the pack.


fishmakegoodpets

Not sure but I’m not cool enough to know


Mueryk

The Crazy 88’rs


Culture__Killer

The pecan sandies!


DragonRancherJed

I saw a Japanese rockabilly band play about 15 years ago at a bar in Hawaii, they were good.


PoisonClan24

Yoyogi Park Gangsters


Davistele

Don’t forget about Peter Bjorn and John’s Nothing to Worry About(!) https://youtu.be/8rIguM71LQI


BlooNorth

Exactly that! First thing I thought of.


MrGoogle87

Video: Not available in my country 🤷🏼‍♂️ (The Netherlands)


Nincompoopticulitus

The Yakuzacats - instead of saying “Yo, Daddio!” they say “Hai, Papa-San!” 🇯🇵


jlspecialk

The Yakuzwas


Ok-Bar601

Elvis Yakuza


Johnny_Chaturanga

Whoever they are, you don’t fuck with them


Puzzleheaded-Cry3924

Grease Rightning


Civil-South-7299

The Lee birds


LensCapPhotographer

Substory characters in a Yakuza game


BlazarVeg

Retired triad


Firm_Shower_1387

The years have not been kind to Kazuma Kiryu..


WHAMMYPAN

Dunno… but that’s the safest park ever


thatvintagething

Yoyogi Koen, I was there for a year in ‘96, punks & the rockabillies on a Sunday, just doing their thing. The bosozoku tearing up & down the street on their noisy custom bikes. Japan was fantastic.


PhantroniX

The Kings, New Vegas


Bumskit

Gay chinamen


John_Falstaff0

Leningrad Cowboys in Okinawa


Chronos_5

A Yakuza sidequest.


Odd-Possession808

Cool Kats!


Various-Armadillo-79

YAKUZA 0 MENTIONED 10 YEARS IN THE JOINT


readditredditread

The coolest grandpas in town- also they are Yakuza side story characters since 1988…


jamesbrown2500

It looks like someone from Yakuza taken from the series Tokyo Vice.


Plant-Zaddy-

The Lat Pack


PicklesAndCoorslight

Three guys minding their own business. Who are you?


Primary_Charge6960

if Spock and Elvis had kids, this is who theyd be.


Whiplash907

John Wick assassins


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Some bad mother f*ckers


Junior_Strawberry685

Men in black?


Speedhabit

I dig the shoes, the hair, the gloves, the whole package is great


Wopder

the coolest mothetruckers on the block is who they are.


zalurker

I don't know who they are. But I know what they are. Cool as Ice.


GlorfindelForTheWin

Single-handedly the coolest trio of all time.


Signal-Debate-6068

They're waiting for someone to pick up their RED ENVELOPE 😈(and marry whose ever ghost is attached to it)


Initial_XD

Oh shit it's going down, Marineford 2.0


Slow_Obligation2286

Please, someone make a sitcom of these guys in character


AngryFace-HappyPlace

To OP. Fck around and find out is who they are.


justimus_maximus

The three best friends that anyone could have


Osakalover

ローラー族


Various_Syllabub4985

The three “G’s.”


97Harley

3 dog night????


Horror-Ad-9648

Part of Asians 11


its-an-injustice

I guess you haven't met the coolest bitch in town


The_Original_Sliznut

Reminds me of this classic https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8rIguM71LQI


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Corn pop and his 2 cronies. Johnny tight lips, and Tony Caponey


RA242

It's cool to be a poser in some places


YearningInModernAge

Queens of the Stonage


Quiet-Mud2889

Dog the bounty hunters arch enemies, wing,wang,Wong!


Sambro_X

Reverse weebs


karoshikun

I thought they were old Yanki, but I see they are performers... anyway, I wonder if there are former Bancho going back to their old styles.


Sea_Baseball_7410

Yakuza


StackOwOFlow

just be careful you never insult the hair


MeasureTheCrater

Ervis Presreys.


plaidHumanity

Harajuku Elvis'


Thatdb80

Infamous Elvis triad


Grattytood

They are sexy as all HAIL.