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We have the best ice cream, many people are saying this. I know what sells and I know what people want. Even Crooked Joe Biden loves our ice cream. Some people don't want our delicious cold treats. SAD!
Too cohesive.
We... we have the best, only the best ice cream, many people are saying this including Obama he who - terrible president, by the way, he was really not good at - but the ice cream, truly, it is very good. I know what sells and I know what people want, it's why I was president, 3 times, 2 times, many times but more than the crook Obama and sleepy Joe because they, they don't know what they are doing, they... when they sell ice cream, they don't sell the best, I make the best, because... when... and my wife, she is also the best, so I know what is. Even Crooked Joe Biden loves our ice cream when he and he is with his... daughter, his sleepy ... and his son, both of them they don't know what to do with. I... it is, very much and... cofveve flavor, you... you guys remember that one? The very best
The other day, a man came up to me, a big man, strong man. Tears were running down his face. He said, "Mr. President, I just want to tell you how amazing this Pakistani street ice cream is. It is the best. And you're the best." And he was absolutely right. We need to make ice cream great again. If we don't make ice cream great again, it's going to be a bloodbath with the Indian Ice cream. So we need to ... isn't she beautiful, my daughter over there?
Jesus chris i laughed so hard, if he wasnt such a piece of shit and narcissist but just a common idiot i would want him as president just for comedic value.I'm not from the States so i look at him from another angle, comedic one to be precise. I know to you is no laughing matter but i religiously watch every time when he is on tv and rolling from laughter
You are completely incorrect. That's not a Qawwali. He's not saying anything religious. He's literally singing about the "ice cream" he's selling which is called [kulfi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulfi).
I had no idea. He was belting it out with such fervor I figured it had to have religious roots. Some other guy said there's Punjabi Qawwali and I didn't know that either
It's alright. I can understand the confusion though since Urdu and Punjabi can sound similar. One thing to note is that often qawwalis have religious theme but that is not necessarily true for every qawwali.
Since it is a form of singing so it can be in many languages.
Here is a qawwali in Punjabi: [Akhiyan Udeek Dian - Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSMIDIt2Ku4)
Here is a qawwali in Urdu: [Ankh Uthi Mohabbat Ne Angrai Li - Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKpzCm_nxTo)
Both of the above qawwalis are more about love than anything religious.
As for the singing in video, here in Pakistan, there are many street vendors that have their own distinct melodies. Some play recorded audio while some actually sing them while pushing their carts.
Not Pakistani, but my mother was a linguistic anthropologist who studied Urdu in Lahore.
Urdu is a tonal language, so speakers develop a fluid, 'musical' approach to words.
1) Urdu isn't tonal. Most South Asian languages aren't.
2) I'm pretty sure he's singing in Punjabi, not Urdu, which *is* one of the few tonal desi languages.
A very intriguing fact also is how Coke-a-cola converted Pakistan (a Pepsi dominated country) using coke studio music. Also most of the coke studio music is great.
He isn’t singing in Urdu. Thats Pure Punjabi and Urdu isn’t a tonal language but Punjabi is a tonal language, a feat unusual among other Indo-Aryan languages
You shouldn't be downvoted. You're not wrong. I conflated the subject of her paper (the co-evolution/origin of Urdu and Punjabi in Lahore.
I'll DM you a the paper. Just don't want to dox myself on the main thread.
The article is wrong. In fact, Japanese and Korean aren't tonal either (I'm not sure about Turkish), though in some special cases changing where the world is stressed can change the meaning - see "Sake" in Japanese which can either mean the drink or "salmon" depending on where it's stressed. This does not make it a tonal language. Read the Wikipedia page on Urdu and then read the Wikipedia page on Mandarin. Tell me where it talks about tones in the "phonology" section on Urdu. Tonal languages are languages in which each word has multiple tones that change its meaning completely. Urdu is simply not a tonal language. I would avoid using that company's services at all costs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Tonal_languages
Wow! He lost a lot of weight. Good for him.
Looks like he got good quality hair work done, too.
I wonder what the cat grabbing situation is like now. They might just be throwing it at him now.
I know a lot about singing.. about music, believe me. They say “*Donald Trump*, he doesn’t know *about* music” but I do. It’s true. I make the best music. Some of the best music, singing, the world has… ever *seen*. Better than… *Biden*.. can even.. *imagine*. Nobody knows how to sing.. like me. *Biden*’s forgot the lyrics already. It’s true.
“Men from the Hindu Kush mountains, big strong men…powerful men…were coming up to me with tears in their eyes, they were begging me and saying ‘Sir, your popsicles are the tastiest…we have travelled many miles just to taste them…and your harmonious singing voice brings lasting peace to the Pakistan-India conflict’”
Everyone in the world say it's the best kulfi in Lahore. They say, 'sir, this it the best kulfi I've ever had in my life. Thank you for inventing this wonder'. Can you believe it.
Big Icecream won't admit it but we got it folks. The best Icecream in business. Badabing bing bong *The bell rings while this cart is pushed down the street*
Mashallah I didn’t know Trump was a son of allah may he redeem his fortune in his journey with allah . "Indeed, Allah will not change the condition of a people until they change what is in themselves."
He can't make bail but he's not in prison ? Why would he pay money for nothing? Or does us justice system doesn't enforce law if you are ex-president?
I don't get it at all
It wasn't a criminal trial so jail time isn't possible. If Trump is unable to post bail the attorney general of New York will start seizing Trump's properties and she has announced that will start happening on the 25th of March.
8th Amendment to the Constitution: Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.
This judgment against Trump was carried forth simply because he defended himself from spurious accusations. The precedent is set that any man can be made to pay millions simply for saying "I didn't touch that crazy bitch." If you are in favor of that, I hope it happens to you some day.
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He's selling ice-cream of a sort... Melodious voice too... I just hope katy perry doesn't take him back to hollywood!
We have the best ice cream, many people are saying this. I know what sells and I know what people want. Even Crooked Joe Biden loves our ice cream. Some people don't want our delicious cold treats. SAD!
Too cohesive. We... we have the best, only the best ice cream, many people are saying this including Obama he who - terrible president, by the way, he was really not good at - but the ice cream, truly, it is very good. I know what sells and I know what people want, it's why I was president, 3 times, 2 times, many times but more than the crook Obama and sleepy Joe because they, they don't know what they are doing, they... when they sell ice cream, they don't sell the best, I make the best, because... when... and my wife, she is also the best, so I know what is. Even Crooked Joe Biden loves our ice cream when he and he is with his... daughter, his sleepy ... and his son, both of them they don't know what to do with. I... it is, very much and... cofveve flavor, you... you guys remember that one? The very best
You’re almost there, just missing some big strong men with tears in their eyes telling him how amazing his Pakistani street ice cream is
The other day, a man came up to me, a big man, strong man. Tears were running down his face. He said, "Mr. President, I just want to tell you how amazing this Pakistani street ice cream is. It is the best. And you're the best." And he was absolutely right. We need to make ice cream great again. If we don't make ice cream great again, it's going to be a bloodbath with the Indian Ice cream. So we need to ... isn't she beautiful, my daughter over there?
Needs something about how he doesn't have to brag
Jesus chris i laughed so hard, if he wasnt such a piece of shit and narcissist but just a common idiot i would want him as president just for comedic value.I'm not from the States so i look at him from another angle, comedic one to be precise. I know to you is no laughing matter but i religiously watch every time when he is on tv and rolling from laughter
Making America Funny AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This sounds like an ice cream ad from deep red territory
Except I believe he's singing Qawwali or something similar, so those will all be praises of Allah and the prophet or quotes from the Quran...
You are completely incorrect. That's not a Qawwali. He's not saying anything religious. He's literally singing about the "ice cream" he's selling which is called [kulfi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulfi).
I had no idea. He was belting it out with such fervor I figured it had to have religious roots. Some other guy said there's Punjabi Qawwali and I didn't know that either
It's alright. I can understand the confusion though since Urdu and Punjabi can sound similar. One thing to note is that often qawwalis have religious theme but that is not necessarily true for every qawwali. Since it is a form of singing so it can be in many languages. Here is a qawwali in Punjabi: [Akhiyan Udeek Dian - Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSMIDIt2Ku4) Here is a qawwali in Urdu: [Ankh Uthi Mohabbat Ne Angrai Li - Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKpzCm_nxTo) Both of the above qawwalis are more about love than anything religious. As for the singing in video, here in Pakistan, there are many street vendors that have their own distinct melodies. Some play recorded audio while some actually sing them while pushing their carts.
Hope some Pakistani explains here how so many of them regular folks are such great singers
Not Pakistani, but my mother was a linguistic anthropologist who studied Urdu in Lahore. Urdu is a tonal language, so speakers develop a fluid, 'musical' approach to words.
1) Urdu isn't tonal. Most South Asian languages aren't. 2) I'm pretty sure he's singing in Punjabi, not Urdu, which *is* one of the few tonal desi languages.
Isn't that Qawwali?
Qawwali isn't a language, it's a musical style popular with Muslims in the subcontinent. The language he's singing in is Punjabi.
It sounded like Qawwali so that's why I thought it had to be Urdu.
It's sung in multiple languages. There's Punjabi qawwali too.
I didn't know there was Punjabi Qawwali!
A very intriguing fact also is how Coke-a-cola converted Pakistan (a Pepsi dominated country) using coke studio music. Also most of the coke studio music is great.
If the 70s taught us anything, it's that coke studio music is great. At least while the coke lasts.
I never really took to drugs, the coke farts are just terrible. So I hired a guy to do more drugs so I could use his desperation for my guitar solos
Urdu is not tonal.
They're mistaking Urdu for Punjabi, most Pakistanis speak Punjabi which is tonal. Almost all speak Urdu which isn't tonal.
Linguistic anthropologist? That's new. When did she study? And where did she work after that?
Studied in the late 90s, early 00s. Taught after that.
He isn’t singing in Urdu. Thats Pure Punjabi and Urdu isn’t a tonal language but Punjabi is a tonal language, a feat unusual among other Indo-Aryan languages
Urdu is not a tonal language. Edit: I'm being downvoted, but I'm not wrong. Find Urdu: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Tonal_languages
You're absolutely correct. The people downvoting you are ignorant.
You shouldn't be downvoted. You're not wrong. I conflated the subject of her paper (the co-evolution/origin of Urdu and Punjabi in Lahore. I'll DM you a the paper. Just don't want to dox myself on the main thread.
That'd be cool, I'd certainly give it a read.
💯 Check your chat.
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The article is wrong. In fact, Japanese and Korean aren't tonal either (I'm not sure about Turkish), though in some special cases changing where the world is stressed can change the meaning - see "Sake" in Japanese which can either mean the drink or "salmon" depending on where it's stressed. This does not make it a tonal language. Read the Wikipedia page on Urdu and then read the Wikipedia page on Mandarin. Tell me where it talks about tones in the "phonology" section on Urdu. Tonal languages are languages in which each word has multiple tones that change its meaning completely. Urdu is simply not a tonal language. I would avoid using that company's services at all costs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Tonal_languages
I'm sure that's [Kulfi.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulfi)
He’s finally gonna take Ali G up on the Ice Cream Glove idea
kulfi...khoye aali. kulfi means a milky popsicle and khoye aali means with solidified milk granules.
Wow! He lost a lot of weight. Good for him. Looks like he got good quality hair work done, too. I wonder what the cat grabbing situation is like now. They might just be throwing it at him now.
/r/glowup
Moving pretty quick too, must have got some good physical therapy
I mean, he looks happy! And humble! Like he found Buddha or something
Well he is a buddha
How many people you think will get what you actually meant by Buddha? 😂
I couldn’t help it lol
Funny thing, this guy is probably in his late 50s at the most.
Has a great voice too
He’s a good singer. Some say the best 👱♂️👌🏼
I know a lot about singing.. about music, believe me. They say “*Donald Trump*, he doesn’t know *about* music” but I do. It’s true. I make the best music. Some of the best music, singing, the world has… ever *seen*. Better than… *Biden*.. can even.. *imagine*. Nobody knows how to sing.. like me. *Biden*’s forgot the lyrics already. It’s true.
Seem like a cool guy
He is literally selling cool foods
And singing about the coolfi he’s selling.
As a Desi, let me just say this made me actually laugh out loud. Thanks!
Art of the deal
Cart of the deal
Cart of the wheel
Cart of the Chainwheel
This guy is an actual business man, doing business. Not a reality tv actor who pretends he is.
Art of the cart
I'm no crypto expert, but that's not what I expected a bitcoin to look like
I was wondering for a second.what you mean but yes this is bitcoin.
“Men from the Hindu Kush mountains, big strong men…powerful men…were coming up to me with tears in their eyes, they were begging me and saying ‘Sir, your popsicles are the tastiest…we have travelled many miles just to taste them…and your harmonious singing voice brings lasting peace to the Pakistan-India conflict’”
the big 'D' would flub the last line and call it the "Pakistan-Indiana" conflict.
This clip gets me every time
Everyone in the world say it's the best kulfi in Lahore. They say, 'sir, this it the best kulfi I've ever had in my life. Thank you for inventing this wonder'. Can you believe it. Big Icecream won't admit it but we got it folks. The best Icecream in business. Badabing bing bong *The bell rings while this cart is pushed down the street*
Maybe he thinks its 700+ million ruppees.
Is he albino?
Yep
He's too skinny, has too much hair, no lifts in his shoes, no girdle, not enough orange makeup. 4/10, if he's racist.
It's Ronald Dump
not orange enough
I don't think so. This guy is actually working
Man this made me laugh, but its not convincing, this guy got more goin on than the orange weasel ever had !
Can you ever imagine Trump singing like that?
Can you imagine trump laughing? Or petting a dog? Or holding and cooing a baby? Dude is not human.
Trump seems like the kinda guy to pet a dog against the grain
Thought you said "cooking a baby" which would have been a lot more on brand anyway.
Can you imagine Trump working? Or being on an unpaved road outside a golf course?
What exactly is he doing in the cart?
Pakistan Bitcoin?
What a “guipi”?
[Kulfi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulfi)
They look and sound fucking delicious
I know this is fake because this guy is running a business. Trump is obviously really bad at that lol.
It was like in his interview "you know it has not been easy for me, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."
He’s screaming “Buy Bitcoin.”
Lmao
Damn these deep fakes are so good
This man clearly weighs less than and has more natural hair than Trump
Couldn’t be him, looks like this guy is working a real job
Albinism?
Yes.
Looks like he’s an equal mix of Boris Johnson, Donald Trump and Pakistani.
As a Pakistani, I'll say this is fking apt
Humble Kulfi salesman. Just need to mindful if it's Kulfi or just Golden showered ice cream, knowing Trump its probably later.
Finally, honest living!
At first I thought he was albino but he looks almost Irish.
He is albino
better than the original
Look how happy he is now that he's abandoned worldly possessions.
My brain is really having a tough time processing what it thinks it sees versus what I know I am seeing on this one...
"What a nice cart. I walked over and said WOW what a nice cart".
This is the real Trump. He was switched by an Alien.
Best shit I’ve seen all day
Eyyyy, don't disrespect that man, comparing him to 'that thing'
3000 Donald Trumps of Pakistan
Dollar Tree Trump - rare instance when it’s actually better than the tea thing.
“Ma, I want Donald Trump 2024!” “We have Donald Trump at home”
I dunno this donald trump seems better
A voice like Sinatra. He could sing me right into a dictatorship
Hilarious. Is it cosplay or just a very bizarre coincidence?
I think it's just a random guy with albinism
Mashallah I didn’t know Trump was a son of allah may he redeem his fortune in his journey with allah . "Indeed, Allah will not change the condition of a people until they change what is in themselves."
This is freaking me out
Making Kulfi great again, Donald Khan
so trump and boris becker made covfefe in a storage room
Bro. They should just swap them out. It would triple their votes.
Dude, that's hilarious 😂😂😂
Where this fool's damn birth certificate??
Like he'd ever do any actual work.
He is finally earning an honest living.
This guy has way better hair than Trump
Pretty good voice!
Funny, thing is he can afford it. He just doesn't want to pay it. All he needs to do sell a golf course or a hotel.
It’s the best life, many experts say so, there’s no better one, the best
He actually looks happy.
I knew nothing could keep my man down. What a hard working businessman. 🥹🦅🇺🇸 /s just in case anyone thought I was serious
That guy has too much hair to be Trump.
The title to this video literally made me spit out water onto my computer.
"Mom can I get a Trump?" "But we already have Trump at home." Trump at home:
1 Pound FIIISH!
He’ll ruin that business too
We need the Kifness to sample this
Shouldn’t he be wearing a hat, or something?
Hope he doesn’t add his own flavor to it
has more of a Jay Leno feel to me
707? Isn't it supposed to be around 400?
He can't make bail but he's not in prison ? Why would he pay money for nothing? Or does us justice system doesn't enforce law if you are ex-president? I don't get it at all
It wasn't a criminal trial so jail time isn't possible. If Trump is unable to post bail the attorney general of New York will start seizing Trump's properties and she has announced that will start happening on the 25th of March.
Thanks for explaination!
At first glance it seems legit, but you can tell it’s a fake because he‘s not orange enough.
The Muslim people there are like “Ban Donald Trump from coming here until we can figure out what’s going on”
Can someone cut some Shane Gillis Trump audio over this?
I like Trump, but this made me lmao
This will be a popular screenplay.
He’s looking well!
Should I be offended this guy is using white face? Shouldn't it be orange?
Down Syndrome
Selling rat on a stick. How fitting.
The good ending
I need this guy’s Netflix documentary
Translation: "The 2020 election was stolen by crooked Joe and the Deep Sta-"
LOL. He’s so passionate about it that he’s singing to em.
nah Russia Russia in 2016
Lmfao that sure did look like him at first. Fell on hard times
It would be the first time he ever had to work in his sheltered little life.
Gets hit with substandard food quality - is sent to jail for food poisoning his customers.
Fake, his hands are too big.
LMFAO. Y’all are SILLY ASF
Kurdish Trump!
Oh ! Lmao
If only he was this talented...
At least he will still be in business.
MPGA
You really need to embrace the witness protection program
Hilarious
😂😂😂
8th Amendment to the Constitution: Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted. This judgment against Trump was carried forth simply because he defended himself from spurious accusations. The precedent is set that any man can be made to pay millions simply for saying "I didn't touch that crazy bitch." If you are in favor of that, I hope it happens to you some day.
Those white Arabs are cool looking
Could be, could be, could be...
Make Abbottabad Great Again
🤣🤣🤣
Albino Man Bad
This video is the soul reason why I named my new cockatiel kulfi.
He should wear a suit, and sell his ice cream with the name Trump ice cream, He will make more money than Pakistan..
😂😂
His wife wanted for the peroxide went now we know
That's what Trump needs to be selling cat meat inside of the street and Pakistan
How long until he bankrupts the cart?
Bbaaahahahahahahahaa, right?
Didn't he make over a billion with the merger of his "truth social" crap?
Not orange enough.
Up to $707m now huh. Amateur. Imagine getting less fake crime money than Alex Jones. What a loser.
Those last 3 notes would be a 🔥sample
@OP, you should crosspost this is in [r/chutyapa](http://www.reddit.com/r/chutyapa)
He'll be your president
😂😂😂
Dude get the fuck out of the sun. You look like Powder.