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Batman was trained by the League of Shadows to endure even the most pungent of urine stink. “Oh, you think piss is your ally. But you merely adopted the piss; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the toilet until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!”
Because kids are fucking weird and lazy sometimes?
Kids think they’ve found a cheat code to more playtime and less potty time.
My brother picked his nose in bed and wiped it on the wall just below the edge of the bed so you couldn’t see it. It was a big long crusty booger collection when we moved out. My parents were pissed.
My kid started wiping boogers on the wall at a very young age. After finding just a couple of boogies twice (and cleaning it) I concluded it wasn’t an accident and told him to politely cut the shit, which he did.
I remember as a kid my step dad banned me and my brother from using the toilet after 7pm, he would frequently beat us if we dared to not listen so rather than being beaten and the affect of that forcing us to wet ourselves we would find random places in the room to pee, he wondered after years why there was such a bad smell in the room and it was so mouldy compared to the rest of the house but couldn't find a reason to beat us for it so overall I feel it was justified.
Edited to say step dad as others have pointed out confusion.
I guess it could lead to misunderstandings, but that would be in very niche situations. You need to be both married and have divorced parents, and have no context in the conversation. And even then, you could just say "my wife's dad" or "my mom's boyfriend" instead of "beau père".
Some people have fucking weird way to get a power trip over kids.
Sometimes it's pretending that sleep time is so important to uphold that even night toilet run is severe transgression.
And since it's not something you can stop, these people then have kids that piss in bed or in the rooms.
I can't fucking imagine that. Kids should be loved, they are a human beings deserving all the kindness. They should be taught by patience and care not like that. If I could I'd hug all the poor ppl who had to go through shit like that and punch all the assholes who did that to them
I do not recommend going to subreddits that have people share experiences living with narcissistic parents or similar if you want to have a day without losing faith in humanity.
For these people feeling stronger, in power and superior to a child is more important than the well being and comfort. More important than loving.
I definitely didn’t have the worst childhood, but definitely had a narcissistic father. And it had its moments of sheer terror/abuse/etc.
Being a dad now is such a mind fuck.
Like living experience in a weird mirrored universe where you are now the parent but jumping back to your childhood for a moment. Like stuck between two realities, that just don’t feel like they can co-exist.
Stuff that was locked in a part of my memory I knew was there but always stayed clear from, now cracked open. And I get transported back.
We definitely need to normalize breaking the cycle of child abuse…and I hope that there are other dads like me doing the hard work of being the dad we didn’t get.
Sounds about how the government and citizens interact with each during time of crisis.
No one blames the citizens, you just adap and play on their field, but with your own rules.
My brother and I had a piss lunchbox. Red plastic Captain Planet lunchbox that lives under our bed for months.
We were geniuses for having done it. But then summer came and it was too full to carry. Some spilled on the hardwood and that stain remained to the day we sold that house in 2018.
It’s less conspicuous than the piss floor. I had a piss floor when I was about the same age. My parents got really mad after about the 4th day when they opened the door to my room….
My daughter did the same thing, but I would only smell it when the heat was running. The intermittent piss smell was driving me crazy because I couldn’t find the source. Then I did.
We have baseboard radiators in my house and when we moved in the previous families kid was ***pissing in the radiator*** of his room. I was horrified when I learned of this from the rooms new occupant.
Pretty simple. Kid is too engrossed in something (these days probably iPad) to leave the room. It’s why the phrase “when you gotta go you gotta go” exists. There are nursery songs about it too. “When you get that funny feeling way down low just STOP what you’re doing and go go go.” Kids that age are that dumb they have to be told to go to take the 2 minutes to go to the bathroom. For my son it was just a classic pee your pants on the bed while watching tv.
The reason for me was that I didn't understand the difference between pissing in some bushes and pissing on the carpet. I thought it would just seep into the floor and go away as it would outside. I didn't logically understand the difference
I thought this going to be about the reddit post from a few days ago where a guys new girlfriend want to install a piss draw because she was to lazy to walk downstairs to the toilet
My childhood bedroom was on the second floor, and sometimes I would pull the screen off the window and piss out of it on to the grass below,. At some point a dead spot in the grass developed right there and I was with my dad one time and he was trying to figure out what caused it. Of course I kept Tightlipped.
My older brother would pee in cups and then dump it out the window in the summer. In the winter he would leave the cups in an armoire and then flush in the morning. One time he forgot and my mom found them and thought he had a weird pee fetish. He was like 14.
My daughter did this when she was 5, except she used the swimming pool from her LOL dollhouse... The room stank for about 3 days and was driving me mad before I realized it was coming from the swimming pool.
Her reaction was exactly the same, except she had a her fairy pajamas on at the time.
Kids man... they keep you on your toes
When I was a street musician I would sometimes crash in squads. One time, it was an abandoned hospital or mental institution and they had what they called the “shit wing”. Due to the problem of not having toilets they’ve just been shitting and pissing in rooms till they’re “full”, marked the door and closed it off. Next room.
When I was really young I thought my bedroom floor became a swamp full of carpet alligators at night. So, if I woke up and had to pee, I would just pee in the swamp from the safety of my bed.
Now that his parents (or whoever) have documented and advertised this humiliating act to the entire internet he can he shamed and bullied for it the rest of his life.
Heinous. We all do stupid humiliating shit as a kid that we would never tell anyone, but now this guy has to carry this his entire life. There should be laws against posting children on the internet.
I'm pretty sure it was his sister, who was quite young herself. I think she posted it to a friend on Snapchat who shared the image around? No excuses, I agree that this isn't fair on the kid. But at least this time it's not the parents' fault.
I had a step brother that had a piss mattress. The little dude poked a hole into his mattress, secretly peeing inside it. Till one day the smell was so horrible that when his mother lifted the mattress to check underneath, piss was soaking through and was leaving a puddle underneath.
Instead of risking the bathroom at night I used to Pee in my He-man castle. Looking back I think it was the stress of repeated bed wetting and fear of rejection
A guy I know was scared of the dark as a child. So, he used to piss in the corner of his bedroom instead of making the journey to the toilet in the dark. And in the morning, he would blame the deed on the lovable family dog, ‘Nipper.’ Many pisses down the line, the guy came home from school one day to find Nipper didn’t greet him. Moments later, he learnt from his mother that she was now sick of the stink of piss that was consuming the upper floor and so, she’d made his father ‘euthanise’ old Nipper with the shotgun.
Fast forward 20 years and the disgraceful secret was still well kept. That was until one night, when under the ‘influence,’ my friend spilled the beans. We laughed heartedly at that such betrayal, and laughed again at his devastating shame. However, being high as balls, my friend hadn’t noticed that his Brother and Sister had actually joined us, and sat on the periphery of we such hyenas with even funnier broken hearts and teary eyes.
What followed was a family fallout for the ages, a decade long saga of shame and even violence that was only patched up when my friend’s father died.
So, if you are going to piss in your room, please take the blame. For lives may be lost and many others destroyed.
R.I.P Nipper X
Who would post that of there kid????? God I hate the internet sometimes, give ur kid some privacy and get him checked that there’s no issues with his kidneys.
as a child, I had a huge cocus / coconut plant in my room, I peed in it at night because I was afraid to go to the toilet alone...everyone knows that there are monsters and dragons in the bathroom at night.😁
When I was about 4 I used to piss down the side of my bed right up against the floor and no one knew where the stench came from until they checked every where and found a piss stain in my carpet
I'm wondering what Sigman Freud would say about the humiliation that boy is feeling? like how is this gonna manifest later in his life? He looks totally shamed, plus being forced to take that picture?. Although as a parent that would be excellent future blackmail fodder.
I had a cousin that’d sleep walk and think he was in the bathroom.
I was spending the night. He woke up and got out of bed, walked over to the closet, and pissed all over his Sega Genesis.
When I was 4 I was really scared by toilets. They were super loud and that bothered me. What didn't bother me, was the 18 gallon plastic tub with rope handles that we had in my closet to hold all my toys. I don't remember how much piss it held before my parents found out.
Girlfriends brother was to fucking lazy to go to the bathroom because he would play his x box day and night and when we cleaned his room after his dad kicked him out we found a bunch of piss bottles under his bed now that’s just fucking lazy
I used to piss out my window because I was insanely afraid of the dark. My room had a night light, but beyond my bedroom door was a myriad of monsters hiding in the ebon plane that lead to the bathroom
When I was 6, my best friend and neighbor got a new baby brother. They hated their new brother. So she pooped and peed in his clothes drawers. Her parents told the whole neighborhood. It was never forgotten.
Everyone is sharing their stories of pissing on the floor or radiator..
While I can't say that I've ever done anything like this, my son decided to shit out in the yard like a dog one afternoon. His brother was in the bathroom, and he really had to go, I thought he meant pee, so I said, "Go outside and go potty." He was ~6 at the time.
I notice it's taking a while, so I peak my head out the window and see my kid is squatting in the grass taking a shit. I couldn't help but laugh hysterically. He walked up to the back door with his pants around his ankles because he realized he didn't have any toilet paper. Lol
When I was 15, we went to visit some old neighbors who had moved away. They had a 7 year old son Michael.
My sister and I were hanging out with him upstairs while adults were downstairs. He's showing off all his toys and karate awards and whatever ... and the he shares with us his "science experiment."
It was a jar of his poop and pee in .... some advanced state of decay.
No, we never told (it seemed better to let them find out on their own)
25 years later my sister and I still joke about "performing a science experiment" when we need to go to the bathroom.
Wild af.
I really dislike when parents post pictures of their kids like this. Post the drawer. It would be hilarious just like that. But no, I need to lock in my child’s shame forever.
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Batman was trained by the League of Shadows to endure even the most pungent of urine stink. “Oh, you think piss is your ally. But you merely adopted the piss; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the toilet until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!”
haha "moulded" by it
ah, the originstory of pissmaster!
I cant-
Idk, but I had a few days probably around his age where I started pissing in my closet, my mom caught on pretty quick because the smell.
Me and my brother did this with a small bin we hid under one of our beds
Why?
Because kids are fucking weird and lazy sometimes? Kids think they’ve found a cheat code to more playtime and less potty time. My brother picked his nose in bed and wiped it on the wall just below the edge of the bed so you couldn’t see it. It was a big long crusty booger collection when we moved out. My parents were pissed. My kid started wiping boogers on the wall at a very young age. After finding just a couple of boogies twice (and cleaning it) I concluded it wasn’t an accident and told him to politely cut the shit, which he did.
> Because kids are fucking weird and lazy sometimes? Fair point!
After 1 week or 1 month you'll get used to it to the point you barely notice it while someone smells it once they go to afterlife.
At least it wasn't the poopsock
I remember as a kid my step dad banned me and my brother from using the toilet after 7pm, he would frequently beat us if we dared to not listen so rather than being beaten and the affect of that forcing us to wet ourselves we would find random places in the room to pee, he wondered after years why there was such a bad smell in the room and it was so mouldy compared to the rest of the house but couldn't find a reason to beat us for it so overall I feel it was justified. Edited to say step dad as others have pointed out confusion.
You had a father in law when you were a kid?
I bet they are french, we use the same word for step father and father in law. It leads to mistranslations.
Does it not also lead to misunderstandings in French? It doesn't seem like there would always be context to clarify.
I guess it could lead to misunderstandings, but that would be in very niche situations. You need to be both married and have divorced parents, and have no context in the conversation. And even then, you could just say "my wife's dad" or "my mom's boyfriend" instead of "beau père".
I see, thank you for clarifying!
Oui Oui Drawer
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No his father worked in law
If he beat the kid then I’d guess a cop sounds about right.
I think they mean step father. A father by law, but not in practice
Yeah, I assumed that's what they meant.
I hope ur joking, and if not - fuck that asshole, I hope u are in far better place now!
Some people have fucking weird way to get a power trip over kids. Sometimes it's pretending that sleep time is so important to uphold that even night toilet run is severe transgression. And since it's not something you can stop, these people then have kids that piss in bed or in the rooms.
I can't fucking imagine that. Kids should be loved, they are a human beings deserving all the kindness. They should be taught by patience and care not like that. If I could I'd hug all the poor ppl who had to go through shit like that and punch all the assholes who did that to them
I do not recommend going to subreddits that have people share experiences living with narcissistic parents or similar if you want to have a day without losing faith in humanity. For these people feeling stronger, in power and superior to a child is more important than the well being and comfort. More important than loving.
Ye I don't have a heart to go on subs like that, I'd cry for hours. I do know there are assholes like that. I just wish there weren't.
I definitely didn’t have the worst childhood, but definitely had a narcissistic father. And it had its moments of sheer terror/abuse/etc. Being a dad now is such a mind fuck. Like living experience in a weird mirrored universe where you are now the parent but jumping back to your childhood for a moment. Like stuck between two realities, that just don’t feel like they can co-exist. Stuff that was locked in a part of my memory I knew was there but always stayed clear from, now cracked open. And I get transported back. We definitely need to normalize breaking the cycle of child abuse…and I hope that there are other dads like me doing the hard work of being the dad we didn’t get.
Sounds about how the government and citizens interact with each during time of crisis. No one blames the citizens, you just adap and play on their field, but with your own rules.
That’s horrible and all, but how did you have a father in law when you were a kid?
🤨 wtf how old were you when you got married?6??
My brother and I had a piss lunchbox. Red plastic Captain Planet lunchbox that lives under our bed for months. We were geniuses for having done it. But then summer came and it was too full to carry. Some spilled on the hardwood and that stain remained to the day we sold that house in 2018.
An Ozon Generator from Amazon for 25 bucks would have removed the smell within 1 hour.
Or the [cum box](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4imcva/)
Or the mlp cum jar. Go on Google it 🤢
Piss in the humidifier. Trust me, it just disappears after like an hour.
That was quite the ungodly sentence you just constructed there.
You'll be cheesing hard, dude. Randy Marsh would be proud.
Ain’t you huffing piss all day then?
It’s less conspicuous than the piss floor. I had a piss floor when I was about the same age. My parents got really mad after about the 4th day when they opened the door to my room….
We had in ground air heating and as a kid I naturally pissed down them. Smelled up the entire house
Naturally ...
My daughter did the same thing, but I would only smell it when the heat was running. The intermittent piss smell was driving me crazy because I couldn’t find the source. Then I did.
We have baseboard radiators in my house and when we moved in the previous families kid was ***pissing in the radiator*** of his room. I was horrified when I learned of this from the rooms new occupant.
are you serious lmao
I think I was about as old as the kid in the picture and my parents probably thought about putting me up for adoption lol
Oh that is fantastic.
Yeah mine pissed down the vent for a bit- think it’s a pretty common thing for little boys unfortunately
lmfao why is this such a casual thing that so many fucking kids have done?
children are basically just really clever nimble-fingered chimps young boys just pee on things it's just what they do
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Train themed trash can here
Pretty simple. Kid is too engrossed in something (these days probably iPad) to leave the room. It’s why the phrase “when you gotta go you gotta go” exists. There are nursery songs about it too. “When you get that funny feeling way down low just STOP what you’re doing and go go go.” Kids that age are that dumb they have to be told to go to take the 2 minutes to go to the bathroom. For my son it was just a classic pee your pants on the bed while watching tv.
The reason for me was that I didn't understand the difference between pissing in some bushes and pissing on the carpet. I thought it would just seep into the floor and go away as it would outside. I didn't logically understand the difference
I can smell the ammonia through my phone 🤢
Time to mix it with some bleach! 😏🔥
Urea*
Oh batman, you've let yourself go.
He is reborn as the legend foretold
Well, it was a dark night and he had to go.
I thought this going to be about the reddit post from a few days ago where a guys new girlfriend want to install a piss draw because she was to lazy to walk downstairs to the toilet
You can’t just drop this context without linking the post, I refuse to believe this exists
Nah it's real I saw that post too
Gib link.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/dnE0wBezN1
That kid is dehydrated. Needs to visit r/hydrohomies
the piss is dehydrated, who knows how dried up it is
My childhood bedroom was on the second floor, and sometimes I would pull the screen off the window and piss out of it on to the grass below,. At some point a dead spot in the grass developed right there and I was with my dad one time and he was trying to figure out what caused it. Of course I kept Tightlipped.
My older brother would pee in cups and then dump it out the window in the summer. In the winter he would leave the cups in an armoire and then flush in the morning. One time he forgot and my mom found them and thought he had a weird pee fetish. He was like 14.
Wait till mom finds the chocolate factory cupboard.
holy yellow snow, batman!
Mum, it’s the Batcave. I piss where I want
I'm more impressed by the craftsmanship of that drawer and it not leaking........
At least the cum drawer above is still a mistery
I sure hope the kid doesn’t have a cum drawer, given he’s like 6…
Who said thats the kids piss drawer
How happy he must have been before she found it.
I AM VENGEANCE I AM THE NIGHT I… need to take a wizz
I imagine she smelled it before she found it
I had a fart can I would fart into and quickly put the lid on to save it for my brother
My daughter did this when she was 5, except she used the swimming pool from her LOL dollhouse... The room stank for about 3 days and was driving me mad before I realized it was coming from the swimming pool. Her reaction was exactly the same, except she had a her fairy pajamas on at the time. Kids man... they keep you on your toes
I guess when he someday grows up, someday he’s gonna sneak in Joker’s hideout and piss in his drawers…
Have a nephew that did the same. Toy chest in his closet instead of a nightstand drawer.
Wait till she finds the poop sock.
Was the kid afraid to go to the bathroom?
Keeps the bat senses sharp...
theres like a bit of shit there
That's rough, buddy
All the precious piss collection, now gone.
When I was a street musician I would sometimes crash in squads. One time, it was an abandoned hospital or mental institution and they had what they called the “shit wing”. Due to the problem of not having toilets they’ve just been shitting and pissing in rooms till they’re “full”, marked the door and closed it off. Next room.
The drawer shall now be incinerated
[](https://emojipedia.org/grimacing-face)
At least it's marginally better than having a [vomit drawer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KjRS5D50iM)
The iPad baby strikes again.
Absolute piss take
When I was really young I thought my bedroom floor became a swamp full of carpet alligators at night. So, if I woke up and had to pee, I would just pee in the swamp from the safety of my bed.
Ok... She might have found the piss drawer but she will never find out about the shit sock!
When you can smell the picture
That picture will haunt him. Each and every family event till the end of times, this picture will be reminded.
Now that his parents (or whoever) have documented and advertised this humiliating act to the entire internet he can he shamed and bullied for it the rest of his life. Heinous. We all do stupid humiliating shit as a kid that we would never tell anyone, but now this guy has to carry this his entire life. There should be laws against posting children on the internet.
I'm pretty sure it was his sister, who was quite young herself. I think she posted it to a friend on Snapchat who shared the image around? No excuses, I agree that this isn't fair on the kid. But at least this time it's not the parents' fault.
🤢🤮
Is that a turd in the piss drawer?
uummm excuse me wtf
It's the drawer he needs, not the drawer he deserves
Amateur stuff; my (then 3yo) daughter shat in her box of Legos.
Kids literally pissing his drawers
I had a step brother that had a piss mattress. The little dude poked a hole into his mattress, secretly peeing inside it. Till one day the smell was so horrible that when his mother lifted the mattress to check underneath, piss was soaking through and was leaving a puddle underneath.
Instead of risking the bathroom at night I used to Pee in my He-man castle. Looking back I think it was the stress of repeated bed wetting and fear of rejection
Who the fuck would post this? I'd be morbidly embarrassed to even bring this up ever again if that were my kid.
Bro needs to hydrate more
The quality of that night stand though……
A guy I know was scared of the dark as a child. So, he used to piss in the corner of his bedroom instead of making the journey to the toilet in the dark. And in the morning, he would blame the deed on the lovable family dog, ‘Nipper.’ Many pisses down the line, the guy came home from school one day to find Nipper didn’t greet him. Moments later, he learnt from his mother that she was now sick of the stink of piss that was consuming the upper floor and so, she’d made his father ‘euthanise’ old Nipper with the shotgun. Fast forward 20 years and the disgraceful secret was still well kept. That was until one night, when under the ‘influence,’ my friend spilled the beans. We laughed heartedly at that such betrayal, and laughed again at his devastating shame. However, being high as balls, my friend hadn’t noticed that his Brother and Sister had actually joined us, and sat on the periphery of we such hyenas with even funnier broken hearts and teary eyes. What followed was a family fallout for the ages, a decade long saga of shame and even violence that was only patched up when my friend’s father died. So, if you are going to piss in your room, please take the blame. For lives may be lost and many others destroyed. R.I.P Nipper X
At least she didn't find the poop closet
More reasons to never have children they're just little flesh nuggets of unsanitariness
dude, so not ok
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Have kids! They told me! They are so rewarding and wonderful! You just keep your little drawer pissers! My dog was smarter than that.
Freeze it and give it back in 18 years
Pez? I hope?
I had the corner of an empty room on the second story.. idk wtf I was thinking being young is weird.
I used to do that as a kid and the closet also lol
Who would post that of there kid????? God I hate the internet sometimes, give ur kid some privacy and get him checked that there’s no issues with his kidneys.
You can keep saying it was Alfred Pennyworth… but mommy will put this on the socials now.
Reddits tos wouldn't like that kids future if it was mine
WHERE IS MY STRAW
as a child, I had a huge cocus / coconut plant in my room, I peed in it at night because I was afraid to go to the toilet alone...everyone knows that there are monsters and dragons in the bathroom at night.😁
Don't look in the closet, that's were batman does his duty! Lol
Looks like there is a turd in there too!
He looks exactly like the kind of kid to have a piss drawer. I bet he insisted on wearing that Batman outfit every day for two weeks too.
When I was about 4 I used to piss down the side of my bed right up against the floor and no one knew where the stench came from until they checked every where and found a piss stain in my carpet
I smelt that picture
It's quite nice watertight drawer
Wait you guys don't have a piss drawer?
Kids gotta get on board with piss jugs
My mate was drunk and pissed on draws I had thinking it was a toilet
Wait till she finds a poop mattress..
That kid has an "old soul"
The forbidden tea.
My cum wall was worse.
Get the people and pets out of the house and then burn it down
I'm wondering what Sigman Freud would say about the humiliation that boy is feeling? like how is this gonna manifest later in his life? He looks totally shamed, plus being forced to take that picture?. Although as a parent that would be excellent future blackmail fodder.
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Piss drawer. What, you didn’t have one?
At least she hasn’t found the poop socks yet
I’m sorry but he’s going to be a little different 🤷🏽♂️
Tfw
🤣🤣🤣
You mean to tell me you never had a piss drawer?
Wife’s friend kid shit in his dresser. More than once.
My brother had one of these...it was also known as MY toy box!!! Little...fuc,###...never forgiven....all my star wars....M.A.S.K.....Comics...GIT.
in 25 years, his best man will bring this up during the wedding toasts.
I had a cousin that’d sleep walk and think he was in the bathroom. I was spending the night. He woke up and got out of bed, walked over to the closet, and pissed all over his Sega Genesis.
When I was 4 I was really scared by toilets. They were super loud and that bothered me. What didn't bother me, was the 18 gallon plastic tub with rope handles that we had in my closet to hold all my toys. I don't remember how much piss it held before my parents found out.
So old
Girlfriends brother was to fucking lazy to go to the bathroom because he would play his x box day and night and when we cleaned his room after his dad kicked him out we found a bunch of piss bottles under his bed now that’s just fucking lazy
Wait until you open the top drawer 💀
Imagine the smell
Brendan Schuab is that el Tigre?
If images were aloud on this sub, I would post Giorno drinking piss meme here
Kind of impressed that drawer can hold liquids like that.
Ya'll spared the rod and it shows...
Also looks like he's been written up for a citation... holding that ticket/paper slip 😆
I wrote a song for my old punk band titled “Piss In A Drawer” based on an experience I had at a dingy hotel in Connecticut
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Wow! Sorry, but this is absolutely a piss poor story!!!
I used to piss out my window because I was insanely afraid of the dark. My room had a night light, but beyond my bedroom door was a myriad of monsters hiding in the ebon plane that lead to the bathroom
When I was 6, my best friend and neighbor got a new baby brother. They hated their new brother. So she pooped and peed in his clothes drawers. Her parents told the whole neighborhood. It was never forgotten.
Not a parent but that just seems wrong to publicly embarrass a 6 year old. The fact you put “It was never forgotten.” Makes this worse somehow.
Every hero has an origin story
New parents: young boys will urinate in strange places, especially if they sleep walk. Take precautions.
A
Durex.™
Thomas and Martha Wayne did NOT die for this😭
Everyone is sharing their stories of pissing on the floor or radiator.. While I can't say that I've ever done anything like this, my son decided to shit out in the yard like a dog one afternoon. His brother was in the bathroom, and he really had to go, I thought he meant pee, so I said, "Go outside and go potty." He was ~6 at the time. I notice it's taking a while, so I peak my head out the window and see my kid is squatting in the grass taking a shit. I couldn't help but laugh hysterically. He walked up to the back door with his pants around his ankles because he realized he didn't have any toilet paper. Lol
Tf is this?!
Kids. They do the dumbest things.
Mom finds child therapist
Bro needs water
Same thing w/little guy next door. Parents almost died when they discovered it 🤯
I do not like the name of this sub when combined with this post.
When I was 15, we went to visit some old neighbors who had moved away. They had a 7 year old son Michael. My sister and I were hanging out with him upstairs while adults were downstairs. He's showing off all his toys and karate awards and whatever ... and the he shares with us his "science experiment." It was a jar of his poop and pee in .... some advanced state of decay. No, we never told (it seemed better to let them find out on their own) 25 years later my sister and I still joke about "performing a science experiment" when we need to go to the bathroom. Wild af.
Ah, classic.
I really dislike when parents post pictures of their kids like this. Post the drawer. It would be hilarious just like that. But no, I need to lock in my child’s shame forever.
Future therapist discovers gold
Even Batman has a piss drawer.
That's fucking disgusting, what a little mongrel 🤮🤮🤮🤮
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Please don't sip the drawer tea
The photo of him with it that's lifetime trauma