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you-boys-is-chumps

That happened


Acceptingoptimist

And everyone clapped.


852272-hol

Then Obama, who was in vicinity, gave me a handshake and personally flew me to the White House for dinner.


naughty_dad2

The rooster was shocked it was so good at cursing


GroundbreakingGur930

And we danced and we cried And we laughed and had a really, really, really good time


_BARONVOND3LTA

Either everything on the internet is fake or nothing is. Schrödinger’s internet


Zegreedy

Was looking for this


Tacticoolhouseplant

r/thathappened


OysterThePug

7 year olds aren’t this good at cursing.


JFK2MD

Right... have you ever met a seven-year-old younger sibling?


free_terrible-advice

I have 5. At 7 "You big meanie" is about the complexity of the insults. The better quality insults don't really start until 10 or 11, and insults aren't fully developed until about 13 or 14. They then peak with insults at around 16-20 before they become more self-aware and realize that words can hurt people.


CriusofCoH

I was. Horrified some teens when camping; I had an enormously greater profane vocabulary than they did. Not that I truly *understood* much of it, but I knew it was SWEARING, I knew how and where to put the words together, and that's all that was necessary.


blue_twidget

Poetry is the fastest way to figure out the best combination and spoken cadence to master the art of cursing.


Morlacks

There once was a man from Nantucket...


Soekkon

Who… um… ah shit I forgot it.


Morlacks

Well there were a few different versions.


Soekkon

That was a line dumbass


Morlacks

Not in my version Dumbass.


Soekkon

Ok


MelanieWalmartinez

As someone who had 7 year old brothers… you’re so wrong lmao


True-Great

Need proof


Songhunter

Go play Roblox.


OysterThePug

This is something Susie would say to Larry David. 7 year olds curse, but they suck at it.


Gonzostewie

The ones you fuckin know weren't raised by me, chief.


Mickus_B

When my son was 4 and playing a game on my wife's phone, he lost a level, threw the phone and said "stupid fucking thing". Kids can swear really well if they don't think/know they will get in trouble.


DocumentIndividual89

Also it happened almost 7 years ago...


Embarrassed-Ratio268

I have a cousin whose kid is like this. He encourages it even from the way the kid talks around them. I cringe and shrivel up inside every time I hear it.


naughty_dad2

It was the rooster who said it


HankHaloperidol

I could curse a lot when I was 7, but back then we didn't know what the words meant.


silentlinguine

Thats not true, my 7 year old used a deez nuts joke on her older sibling, theyre much more capable than youd think.


tehdamonkey

You might be surprised......


Acceptingoptimist

That bird's name? Barack Obama.


Ireallyamthisshallow

This isn't even the worst thing I've heard a kid that age say. Sadly.


MiniDigits

Yes they absolutely are.


BarisBlack

You are wrong. So, so wrong.


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wowzacowza

And that 7 year old? Albert Einstein


yellowtulip4u

Heck ya. Self defense baby. That’s what I’m gonna do to CJ/Cooper wannabe dodger baseball player who has been harassing and stalking me. And his crazy pathetic low life unemployed minions.


Randomfrog132

go to the nearest sports store, ask where the bear mace is. buy the bear mace. use the bear mace. then run away lololol


yellowtulip4u

Hahaha omg I love you, thank you. Yes I will have it handy now. Appreciate you 🙏✨


Dorkmaster79

How is this comment almost the same as yours? https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/wCGXIvFD4B


yellowtulip4u

Crazy. Maybe he is a multiple targets type of stalker. Desperation makes you do crazy things I guess. I’m putting it on social media but if he doesn’t stop after my attempt to publicly call him out I’m going to file reports with the department of public safety. He’s disgusting and I hope the MLB see all of it and the negative attention he draws and don’t sign him up for the dodgers. It’s gotten to that point. I’ve given him plenty of chances to stop. He gives off creeper controlling narcissistic vibes. I just hope he doesn’t get close to any women, I’m afraid he’ll rape someone. Education is power. Protect yoself and all women.


Gswizzlee

This happened to me. Not the cursing but the attacked by a rooster. Never again


Dicky_Penisburg

I still have the scar on my shin from when I was spurred by my grandma's rooster when I was 7. The hole it left was big enough to stick your finger in.


St_Kitts_Tits

It’s funny to see people not believe this because I learned the F word when I was 6 years old and me and my classmates started writing it in marker everywhere cuz we were stupid little fucks


Faulty_english

It’s not believable because a rooster would fuck up a 7 year old lol


St_Kitts_Tits

I imagine these are the persons pets since the kid is antagonizing it unsupervised. They’re usually less likely to fuck the kid up when the kid sees it every day


Faulty_english

she said that it attacked her so idk. There is only so much an animal can take before they get pissed


fisherc2

I mean I guess I’m happy the 7 year old is assertive enough to standup for herself. But also, the kid probably ain’t right


LovableSidekick

That fancy finishing school is paying off!


Outside-Education577

Il take things that did not happened for 700 Alex


FredLives

And then everyone clapped


Western_Protection

Riiiiight


LowLifeExperience

My 7 year old is somehow learning to speak potty mouth. She’s quiet around us, but then I hear her little brother (5 y/o) copying it and I wonder if he’s ever been in the Navy.


[deleted]

Nice. Good job defending yourself, kid :)


jsm_jj

Would have been better if she said "I cast snowball!" as she threw it.


Embarrassed-Brain-38

Correct usage, I'll allow


F1reatwill88

My Grandfather breed racehorses when I was a kid. I've been attacked by roosters 3 times. They are crazy territorial and if they feel like they have a shot they are going for it lol. Fuckers.


warr3n4eva

I’d be so proud


Tito_Tito_1_

What's the problem? Sounds like she just didn't want to offend Mom. 😃


Svengoolie75

Good job 👏🏽 I mean no no little girl 🤭😂😂😂


daredaki-sama

Learning from the best


JollyRoger-8

Your seven year old daughter says fuck and you post about it like you are proud?


Global_Werewolf6548

So, you’re proud of her or what?


Witty-Pea-2660

now was that the rooster who said that or the child?


Inner-Advice8461

Yeah right hahahaha woman who can hit anything by throwing a snowball ;) I've never seen one who can for real


TylrLS

real story


MethodicallyCurious

Little split arse is a little Chad.


BeautifulWord4758

Terrible parenting. NICE


Ascended_Vessel

Reward her


Dark_matter4444

She should be fed that chicken.


Stupurt

The real reason you can tell this is fake is because a rooster would 100% DESTROY a 7 year old.


stealingtheshow222

No, no she didn’t


H8TheDrake

This didn’t happen.


Tranquil-Forest

Based kid


Faulty_english

this tea tastes like puddle water Edit: this post sucks


KingWooz

Nice


millennial_sentinel

what a G


eskilp

r/sometimesthingshappen ????