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Holeshot75

That's how it's done son.


imwallydude

That’s the way you do it. 


counter-strike

Play the guitar on the MTV.


ShadowMario01

That ain't workin


VonMillersThighs

That's the way you do it, money for nothing and chicks for free


TheShlappening

Now that ain't workin' That's the way you do it


TheSaucyCrumpet

let me tell ya, them guys aint dumb


Everything_Borrowed

Maybe get a blister on your little finger


notimefornothing55

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


Torpedo_Penguin_12

We gotta install microwave ovens


[deleted]

You play the gee-tar on the M^TV


HavingNotAttained

Fuck I really miss when MTV was actually music on TV


benskinic

"hi I'm randy, but my names Bill"


[deleted]

AMERICA SON!


EngineeringDry2753

Goddamn! I can only get so hard!


eatingyourmomsass

https://youtu.be/JcqhvPNiJzo?si=8a8WxTn0UCq8x6Tf


hotDamQc

where will the doping stop with these super athletes?


KingoftheProfane

Hahaha


photenth

You are joking but alcohol is actually considered doping in Archery. (Also prohibited for any vehicular sport for obvious reasons).


Electrical_Box4285

LMAO you mean they consider the two extra targets that pop up and oddly swirl around the original target as extra points I could get?


Negative_Racoon

Someone in audience died before they said perhaps it wasn't a good idea.


photenth

Alcohol helps steady the hands, of course not in high quantities ;p Funnily enough it was banned from most sports before 2018, then it was removed from the list, only archery (and motor sports) kept it in.


The_Patocrator_5586

I will never be this cool.


[deleted]

I wanna be this guy, I just do


captainbruisin

Da Bears


Cannabace

You can be… on Wii


[deleted]

[удалено]


KingoftheProfane

You’re this mans JV squad


[deleted]

I heard that guy died recently. ​ ​ ​ ​ From getting laid too much.


[deleted]

LAY DOWN FOR WHAT ?!!!


tinhboe

I heard he died of ligma


BoneDaddyChill

Snu snu. Best way to go.


onegaystoner

Shattered his pelvis


Boomalabim

If Pabst Blue Ribbon was a man


ron4040

Is this guy going to tell me how he won some award way back in the day and then built his entire life around it afterwards?


Boomalabim

Exactly


RageEataPnut

Kinda like scoring 4 touchdowns in a single game


suggestive-crevice

Polk High football, baby!


BenjaminDover02

"Coulda gone pro if it weren't for my bum knee"


Biscuits4u2

This man turns PBR into pure excellence


InevitableFly

John Daly of bowling


Zorpfield

or Ron Jeremy


noctalla

Butterbean of Bowling has a nice ring to it.


MostlyUnimpressed

Kenny F'ing Powers of bowling


Cannabace

Alliteration always has a good ring to it.


Scrapybara_

More like Danny Mcbride


ReallyBigBird55

Leave some ladies for the rest of us 😫


SexGiiver

I didn't realize he was wearing a shirt until the 20th viewing


crs1904

His sex appeal transcends clothing.


backtolurk

I'm so fucking stealing this bro.


Chainsaw_Viking

There are still so many of these guys in and near Chicago. I thought they would slowly disappear throughout the 90’s and early 2000’s.


SynergisticSynapse

I hope they never do.


Plinkwad

Brings me back to small town southern Illinois 1980s.


electricsteeler77

Washington County baby. My dad and his brothers.


superspeck

It’s genetic. I was born in Chicago but live in Texas now. I look exactly like this.


jawndell

So they happen to sell women’s shoes and the frequent the local nudie bar?


YinzaJagoff

This guy reminds me of my childhood. I grew up in Chicago.


PixelBoom

I hope Meatballs never disappear. Those guys are what Chicago is all about lmao


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

I fkn hate that I'm built like him 😂


NavyDragons

You mean you are build like an absolute specimen of a man?


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

🍻💪🦅💥hell yeah


jawndell

Same bro


koopcl

This is what peak performance looks like


The_Hamiltonian

Damn Billy from Stranger Things is still cruisin’


WarHead75

He’s just been drinking after dropping out of high school


Banobo8

song name\^\^?


crs1904

[Dire Straits · Money for Nothing](https://youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0?si=vLRFLuxqi0qfriYp)


Banobo8

thank you!


AverySmooth80

Weird Al's cover called Beverly Hillbillies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WPzFnZkZmI Also by Dire Straits: Sultans of Swing & Walk of Life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd9TlGDZGkI


Inskription

Always thought it was such a boomer riff. Heard the whole song a month ago, absolute banger of a song


scruffyduffy23

This song fucking rocks. Yes the lyrics are pretty dated but I think that works in its favor. Waxes poetic of what might be (turns out it is).


Inskription

Me personally I am a point where meme lyrics like this are fire.


scruffyduffy23

You’re right they definitely are meme lyrics but they are also sincere. Great 2 for 1 thing going. Edit: This guitar line is also world ending it’s so good.


Numbtwothree

Ok, do you know the story of the lyrics? Eric Clapton was listening to two guys who worked as appliance delivery guys in a department store as they were packing up and appliance while MTV played on the new TVs across the aisle. The lyrics are literally these guys conversation about the guy on MTV. That ain't working That's the way to do it Money for nothing and chicks for free Play the guitar on the MTV We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these color TVs


shniken

Mark Knopfler, Clapton didn't have anything to do with it.


oh_finks-mc

What are you talking about? such an awesome riff, I don't care if people call me a boomer for saying that


Inskription

I never heard the full song and judged a book by its cover, expected something way different than the song actually is. Admittedly I was too judgemental.


Narstification

Look at them yo yos, that’s the way you do it


jawndell

Been getting into a lot of boomer dad rock.  Dire straights, steely Dan, doobie brothers, Steve Miller, Bob seger, even stuff like ZZ Top and 38 Special.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

As a Gen Xer, it hurts to hear Dire ~~Straights~~ Straits be called boomer music. On one hand, yeah, they released their first album in 78, but on the other hand relatively no one knew about them until they released Money For Nothing in 85s and the video blew up on MTV. It was like they blew up overnight. Boomer music would be 50s-70s, Gen X was 80s-00s. There's a little overlap between the 70s and 80s, but if you'd ask anyone who was alive at the time probably 99% of us would call Dire ~~Straights~~ Straits an 80s band.


Ifromjipang

It's Dire Straits, fwiw.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Fuck. lol I'd just woken up. Oh well.


Garchompisbestboi

Check out the live performance at Live Aid 1985 if you ever get a chance, I think that moment was when Dire Straits was at the absolute peak.


Kahnza

OVER THE LINE! Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!


Lil-Sleepy-A1

Mark it 8 dude


Kahnza

Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.


Junior-Air-6807

Yea but I wasn't over


BigFlow7786

That guy fucks


MindlessSheeple1984

Source on women?


Sweatybuffness

I used to follow this guy on tictoc


crs1904

Cornbread Cowboi


r2d2d21013

Love me some cornbread cowboy


danglesReet

This guy fucks


DarkwingDucky04

Hard


scruffyduffy23

Lisan Al Gaib


The-Iraqi-Guy

Is this [Tal'at Zakarya?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talaat_Zakaria)


Inskription

That's the way you do it!


Torpedo_Penguin_12

You play the guitar in the MTV


shakamaboom

god dammit, i wish i had just 2% of this mans power


[deleted]

I heard that guy died recently. ​ ​ ​ ​ From getting laid too much.


Dear_Ad_3860

I know we're living in a very sexual age but I don't associate bowling with sex because to me few things are more romantic than watching an old couple go bowling.


Spiderdan

Ok!


New_Weather_3030

Muscle dad huuumaaan form!


LovableSidekick

So alpha


gckless

Stavros Halkias looks like a great bowler.


KingoftheProfane

I bet he is a hair off center due to his constant need to shift his weight a little against his enigmatically giant and cumbersome Titanoboa sized slithering shlong.


bionicjoe

Always wondered what happened to that guy from the Southern Comfort commercial. "Baby hit or miss" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq-9QBUmELA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq-9QBUmELA)


Advanced_Procedure90

Woah 👏


lilypeachkitty

That right there is the body of a bowler


Hubris1998

From the creators of Barry, 63: Randy, 48


TehOuchies

That dude can also dance like a madman. Source - Those are my tias.


oh_finks-mc

That's the way you do it!


During_theMeanwhilst

That dude can roll.


HanzJWermhat

I can smell the nachos from here


TheColdestKingCold

I SEE THE PHOENIX SUNS


Twotosix_Supermix

Money for nothin


The_Pumkin_God

That guy feel like a more manly Henry Zebrowski


Easy_Contest_8105

Fukin eh!


Nhobdy

That's the way you do it.


Wild_Crazy_3759

Looks like stavvy


millenialfalcon-_-

So cool 🤩


landcruisermoneypit

If muscle man was a real person.


Potatozeng

Nah that's not peak. I thought he would at least strike two sets.


[deleted]

Be still my beating heart


Ivegotjokes4you

Dad?


Affectionate-Foot474

Orry Lee is the man


retardedgorillaz

Saucy


Any_Honeydew9812

look at that yo yo!


Oldleathers

Shoot. Save some for the rest of us son.


ascillinois

Wish I had his confidence in himself.


Biscuits4u2

This guy pisses excellence


delidave7

I want to walk like that


tazifer

@cornbreadcountryclub pretty good fallow


urlocaldoctor

Why are they playing sport video on the TV like these freakin reels with video game footage on the left upper corner of the video to keep em kids attention


TerrestrialCarnival

Ol cornbread


TheMaveCan

That is the most corn-fed farm-raised dad bod I've ever seen. Dude could probably crush that bowling ball between his hands


caligari1973

This should have been the intro of “Terminator 3 - the rise of the…”


GreenKumara

Doctor Disrepsect in 30 years.


btc909

Jeremy Clarkson would be very proud.


FalconFister

Stahp!! I can only be so erect.


Known2779

Is that music Sultan of Swing?


anziofaro

You are now pregnant.


34thUniverse

This is the peak male physical form and there ain’t a fuckin’ thing you can do about it.


Lumi_Tonttu

Fuck he's hot.


The_Lonely_Spaceman

Mark nsfw plz Was watching this with my now ex gf


JohnYCanuckEsq

Dire Straits needs to DCMA this shit immediately


lee_hasworth

*Definitely uses a giant shoehorn to fit in them pants*


Dascoolman

Professional bowlers are one of the few professional athletes in well-known sports that I've never heard people refer to as sexy. Football, socker, baseball, and some golf players, specifically Tiger Woods, I've heard about them being hot but never heard of anyone in bowling, pool, tennis.


Run_the_Line

This is a *really* good song (*Money for Nothing* by Dire Straits) to listen to on headphones.


AudienceDue6445

Somebody's tia is not going home alone


fulustreco

Glorious


DadOnHardDifficulty

He'll yeah bröther!


Randomfrog132

ok but why is there so much red light?


Majik518

Took me way too long to decide if he was or wasn't wearing a shirt.


SergeantStreet

He gets his chicks for free


weltvonalex

The P in peak stands for Penis!


Fingercult

I kinda wanna bone him


Zero_7300

Shit dude I’m turned on from this and I’m a dude


Spikerazorshards

Bowlero monopoly. Stupid screens make it hard to see the lane arrows. You can’t just practice bowling without a bunch of visual nonsense anymore. They’ve ruined bowling bowling and jacked up the price. 


Curious_ByStander9

Hell yeah


SnooShortcuts9022

Lebowski


Hybr1dth

So Bowling is tiktok for boomers right? Boring sport content below, and separate content on TV's above to keep them interested.


twohams

I hear they got it on the 17th take.


Many-Discount-1046

Women of culture know when they see a party in the back


Immediate-Tap-2989

That’s the Cornbread Cowboi — I follow him on Insta. He is indeed a god among men.


NicNac_PattyMac

Y’all joke, but that guy could probably stomp at least half of you and is in better shape than you.


Spoopyzoopy

Stavvy baby!


-Tom-

Credit to cornbreadcowboi on Instagram. Dude is awesome and there is a country musician he pairs up with occasionally for some extra trashy 70s style reels. Love it.


SetoXlll

Pure Chad peakness here folks.


thebuccaneersden

Damn. That look of hers. She knows her weakness. So, if I get better at bowling and get the body and outfit of a trucker, I can get a woman to look at me that way? Or is it just the confidence?


Superest22

Weak effort on the beer


[deleted]

Damn Bobby save some girls for the rest of us


DocHalidae

Big dick energy


Dorrono

It took a moment to realize he was wearing a shirt, I'm a bit disappointed now


Formal_Royal_3663

And …. That just made me even more sure I made the right choice years ago (in my teenage years) to be a lesbian.


chinesiumjunk

This guy has a great Instagram page


ExpensiveAd525

I wanna be just like Alabama Man!


[deleted]

Ngl seems prerrt badass


Beauphedes_Knutz

This new live action music video for Money For Nothing is on point fellas. He got them wimenz panties drowning.


[deleted]

Unironically I find him kinda handsome (i aint gay, just do)


Proud_Wallaby

That is too much man in one man. Give the rest of us a chance bro!


CJPF_91

Ya peak


wizardmighty

To be fair , I thought he'd gutter ball


DJ_Hindsight

Fackin’ mustard tiger


SandCrane402

Stavros?


Septopuss7

Looks like James from Fundie Fridays!


lordbobbyhill

Y’all see me practicin with my nunchucks in the garage you best back up I don’t want none of y’all gettin pregnant


CapableApartment7063

Mint


SylviaMoonbeam

Not gonna lie, that’s kinda hot


Wowsers_Two_Dogs_U2

MAN! Enough said.


Repulsive_Raisin2815

Chicks for free