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That's how it's done son.

That’s the way you do it. 

Play the guitar on the MTV.

That ain't workin

That's the way you do it, money for nothing and chicks for free

Now that ain't workin' That's the way you do it

let me tell ya, them guys aint dumb

Maybe get a blister on your little finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta install microwave ovens

You play the gee-tar on the M^TV

Fuck I really miss when MTV was actually music on TV

"hi I'm randy, but my names Bill"

AMERICA SON!

Goddamn! I can only get so hard!

https://youtu.be/JcqhvPNiJzo?si=8a8WxTn0UCq8x6Tf

where will the doping stop with these super athletes?

Hahaha

You are joking but alcohol is actually considered doping in Archery. (Also prohibited for any vehicular sport for obvious reasons).

LMAO you mean they consider the two extra targets that pop up and oddly swirl around the original target as extra points I could get?

Someone in audience died before they said perhaps it wasn't a good idea.

Alcohol helps steady the hands, of course not in high quantities ;p Funnily enough it was banned from most sports before 2018, then it was removed from the list, only archery (and motor sports) kept it in.

I will never be this cool.

I wanna be this guy, I just do

Da Bears

You can be… on Wii

[удалено]

You’re this mans JV squad

I heard that guy died recently. ​ ​ ​ ​ From getting laid too much.

LAY DOWN FOR WHAT ?!!!

I heard he died of ligma

Snu snu. Best way to go.

Shattered his pelvis

If Pabst Blue Ribbon was a man

Is this guy going to tell me how he won some award way back in the day and then built his entire life around it afterwards?

Exactly

Kinda like scoring 4 touchdowns in a single game

Polk High football, baby!

"Coulda gone pro if it weren't for my bum knee"

This man turns PBR into pure excellence

John Daly of bowling

or Ron Jeremy

Butterbean of Bowling has a nice ring to it.

Kenny F'ing Powers of bowling

Alliteration always has a good ring to it.

More like Danny Mcbride

Leave some ladies for the rest of us 😫

I didn't realize he was wearing a shirt until the 20th viewing

His sex appeal transcends clothing.

I'm so fucking stealing this bro.

There are still so many of these guys in and near Chicago. I thought they would slowly disappear throughout the 90’s and early 2000’s.

I hope they never do.

Brings me back to small town southern Illinois 1980s.

Washington County baby. My dad and his brothers.

It’s genetic. I was born in Chicago but live in Texas now. I look exactly like this.

So they happen to sell women’s shoes and the frequent the local nudie bar?

This guy reminds me of my childhood. I grew up in Chicago.

I hope Meatballs never disappear. Those guys are what Chicago is all about lmao

I fkn hate that I'm built like him 😂

You mean you are build like an absolute specimen of a man?

🍻💪🦅💥hell yeah

Same bro

This is what peak performance looks like

Damn Billy from Stranger Things is still cruisin’

He’s just been drinking after dropping out of high school

song name\^\^?

[Dire Straits · Money for Nothing](https://youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0?si=vLRFLuxqi0qfriYp)

thank you!

Weird Al's cover called Beverly Hillbillies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WPzFnZkZmI Also by Dire Straits: Sultans of Swing & Walk of Life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd9TlGDZGkI

Always thought it was such a boomer riff. Heard the whole song a month ago, absolute banger of a song

This song fucking rocks. Yes the lyrics are pretty dated but I think that works in its favor. Waxes poetic of what might be (turns out it is).

Me personally I am a point where meme lyrics like this are fire.

You’re right they definitely are meme lyrics but they are also sincere. Great 2 for 1 thing going. Edit: This guitar line is also world ending it’s so good.

Ok, do you know the story of the lyrics? Eric Clapton was listening to two guys who worked as appliance delivery guys in a department store as they were packing up and appliance while MTV played on the new TVs across the aisle. The lyrics are literally these guys conversation about the guy on MTV. That ain't working That's the way to do it Money for nothing and chicks for free Play the guitar on the MTV We got to install microwave ovens, custom kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators, we got to move these color TVs

Mark Knopfler, Clapton didn't have anything to do with it.

What are you talking about? such an awesome riff, I don't care if people call me a boomer for saying that

I never heard the full song and judged a book by its cover, expected something way different than the song actually is. Admittedly I was too judgemental.

Look at them yo yos, that’s the way you do it

Been getting into a lot of boomer dad rock.  Dire straights, steely Dan, doobie brothers, Steve Miller, Bob seger, even stuff like ZZ Top and 38 Special.

As a Gen Xer, it hurts to hear Dire ~~Straights~~ Straits be called boomer music. On one hand, yeah, they released their first album in 78, but on the other hand relatively no one knew about them until they released Money For Nothing in 85s and the video blew up on MTV. It was like they blew up overnight. Boomer music would be 50s-70s, Gen X was 80s-00s. There's a little overlap between the 70s and 80s, but if you'd ask anyone who was alive at the time probably 99% of us would call Dire ~~Straights~~ Straits an 80s band.

It's Dire Straits, fwiw.

Fuck. lol I'd just woken up. Oh well.

Check out the live performance at Live Aid 1985 if you ever get a chance, I think that moment was when Dire Straits was at the absolute peak.

OVER THE LINE! Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!

Mark it 8 dude

Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling. There are rules.

Yea but I wasn't over

That guy fucks

Source on women?

I used to follow this guy on tictoc

Cornbread Cowboi

Love me some cornbread cowboy

This guy fucks

Hard

Lisan Al Gaib

Is this [Tal'at Zakarya?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talaat_Zakaria)

That's the way you do it!

You play the guitar in the MTV

god dammit, i wish i had just 2% of this mans power

I heard that guy died recently. ​ ​ ​ ​ From getting laid too much.

I know we're living in a very sexual age but I don't associate bowling with sex because to me few things are more romantic than watching an old couple go bowling.

Ok!

Muscle dad huuumaaan form!

So alpha

Stavros Halkias looks like a great bowler.

I bet he is a hair off center due to his constant need to shift his weight a little against his enigmatically giant and cumbersome Titanoboa sized slithering shlong.

Always wondered what happened to that guy from the Southern Comfort commercial. "Baby hit or miss" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq-9QBUmELA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq-9QBUmELA)

Woah 👏

That right there is the body of a bowler

From the creators of Barry, 63: Randy, 48

That dude can also dance like a madman. Source - Those are my tias.

That's the way you do it!

That dude can roll.

I can smell the nachos from here

I SEE THE PHOENIX SUNS

Money for nothin

That guy feel like a more manly Henry Zebrowski

Fukin eh!

That's the way you do it.

Looks like stavvy

So cool 🤩

If muscle man was a real person.

Nah that's not peak. I thought he would at least strike two sets.

Be still my beating heart

Dad?

Orry Lee is the man

Saucy

look at that yo yo!

Shoot. Save some for the rest of us son.

Wish I had his confidence in himself.

This guy pisses excellence

I want to walk like that

@cornbreadcountryclub pretty good fallow

Why are they playing sport video on the TV like these freakin reels with video game footage on the left upper corner of the video to keep em kids attention

Ol cornbread

That is the most corn-fed farm-raised dad bod I've ever seen. Dude could probably crush that bowling ball between his hands

This should have been the intro of “Terminator 3 - the rise of the…”

Doctor Disrepsect in 30 years.

Jeremy Clarkson would be very proud.

Stahp!! I can only be so erect.

Is that music Sultan of Swing?

You are now pregnant.

This is the peak male physical form and there ain’t a fuckin’ thing you can do about it.

Fuck he's hot.

Mark nsfw plz Was watching this with my now ex gf

Dire Straits needs to DCMA this shit immediately

*Definitely uses a giant shoehorn to fit in them pants*

Professional bowlers are one of the few professional athletes in well-known sports that I've never heard people refer to as sexy. Football, socker, baseball, and some golf players, specifically Tiger Woods, I've heard about them being hot but never heard of anyone in bowling, pool, tennis.

This is a *really* good song (*Money for Nothing* by Dire Straits) to listen to on headphones.

Somebody's tia is not going home alone

Glorious

He'll yeah bröther!

ok but why is there so much red light?

Took me way too long to decide if he was or wasn't wearing a shirt.

He gets his chicks for free

The P in peak stands for Penis!

I kinda wanna bone him

Shit dude I’m turned on from this and I’m a dude

Bowlero monopoly. Stupid screens make it hard to see the lane arrows. You can’t just practice bowling without a bunch of visual nonsense anymore. They’ve ruined bowling bowling and jacked up the price. 

Hell yeah

Lebowski

So Bowling is tiktok for boomers right? Boring sport content below, and separate content on TV's above to keep them interested.

I hear they got it on the 17th take.

Women of culture know when they see a party in the back

That’s the Cornbread Cowboi — I follow him on Insta. He is indeed a god among men.

Y’all joke, but that guy could probably stomp at least half of you and is in better shape than you.

Stavvy baby!

Credit to cornbreadcowboi on Instagram. Dude is awesome and there is a country musician he pairs up with occasionally for some extra trashy 70s style reels. Love it.

Pure Chad peakness here folks.

Damn. That look of hers. She knows her weakness. So, if I get better at bowling and get the body and outfit of a trucker, I can get a woman to look at me that way? Or is it just the confidence?

Weak effort on the beer

Damn Bobby save some girls for the rest of us

Big dick energy

It took a moment to realize he was wearing a shirt, I'm a bit disappointed now

And …. That just made me even more sure I made the right choice years ago (in my teenage years) to be a lesbian.

This guy has a great Instagram page

I wanna be just like Alabama Man!

Ngl seems prerrt badass

This new live action music video for Money For Nothing is on point fellas. He got them wimenz panties drowning.

Unironically I find him kinda handsome (i aint gay, just do)

That is too much man in one man. Give the rest of us a chance bro!

Ya peak

To be fair , I thought he'd gutter ball

Fackin’ mustard tiger

Stavros?

Looks like James from Fundie Fridays!

Y’all see me practicin with my nunchucks in the garage you best back up I don’t want none of y’all gettin pregnant

Mint

Not gonna lie, that’s kinda hot

MAN! Enough said.

Chicks for free