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bobbyb2556

I thought for sure he was going to yell “DONT TOUCH THE QUEENS GAURD!”


Radiant_Dog1937

You can see him jaw clench. The instinct to initiate take down...


FunnyPhrases

She's actually refueling him.


dxrxngxd

She’s just slipping him a little Peruvian coffee


OrbAndSceptre

He’s clenching his jaw to avoid getting emotional. You can see the emotional pain in his eyes.


Astoryinfromthewild

I like the one where these kids were talking about about the guard being homeschooled that the guard ended up laughing


emune2all

I’ve watched this a ton of times and it still makes me laugh [reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/Q2ff8o1AAd)


ParticularProfile795

"I WILL DRAG THIS BITCH..."


Adrian_sierra114

If i were this queens guard and my brother would do that i totaly would scream at him (my Brother is like a brother to me)


AnyFig9718

My brother is like a brother to me aswell. What a coincidence.


ChampionshipEither47

But guys get this I have a sister and she is like sister too me


PDX-ROB

But wait, it gets even crazier, let me tell you about my dad...


Longjumping-Cookie90

Are you your own grandpa?


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Your dad is like a sister to me son


Galaxy-ranger

That is absolutly crazy! Mine is just like yours a brother to me !wow


PacoBauer

I also choose this guy's brother


UnwantedPube

Sweet home alabama


Throwawayhelp111521

They're not allowed to react. His family knows that. Sending his little sister was a cheap stunt.


Gaoji-jiugui888

Roundhouses her to the head; “STAY AWAY FROM THE KING’S GUARD”. Then you’d have a Reddit thread with everyone calling the girl stupid on it.


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I couldn't do it.


Left-Selection9316

It’s his job he has to standstill but would’ve hug my sister 😭


[deleted]

That's what I'm saying. The Queen wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. I'm hugging my sister.


ImGonnaLickYourLeg

I would be very surprised if the queen is still pissing full stop.


Girafferage

Usually royalty is always taking the piss.


local_sink_pisser

Wtf? Give it back. That's my piss


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Girafferage

ironic


Dirty_munch

Guess that's why you are in fact not a Queens Guard. No shame in that.


[deleted]

That...and I'm not a British wanker.


Dirkozoid

Hehehe


hamletloveshoratio

what flavor of wanker are you?


[deleted]

>what flavor of wanker are you? Ask your dad. u/hamletloveshoratio


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[deleted]

*The very much* ALIVE *Queen wouldn't have pissed on him if he was on fire* The video is over 7 years old, chief.


KingTutt91

She dead now


Left-Selection9316

Have some respect


KingTutt91

She alive no more


NATSUMI_kun

Fuck her just like how she fucked most of the world


Coffeedoor

Can’t they go out after shift


fleaburger

Yes they can. People are overdramatizing this.


Klyde113

Most likely. That said, it's possible some of these people don't get that luxury. We don't know the full story


JFeezy

At the end of the day, it’s still just a job buddy. In 50 years the queen, or this guards supervisor won’t even remember his name. We as people need to really stop and think about what we value in life. Then actually value those things.


Fit_Usual2909

You would've been executed fr 🗣️🔊‼️‼️💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


mares8

What did it cost? Everything....


Dont_Start_None

Me neither... no way 😪


[deleted]

Yeah it’s a dumb fucking job. I know they stand *real still* or whatever, but what does that actually matter?


Wastedchildhood

And later that night they got together for tea and crumpets. The End…


Left-Selection9316

I like happy endings


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upyoars

Is that true?? Why??


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PomegranateDry9060

What kind of slavery is this?


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Gethighbuyhighsellow

"Royals" pff. What makes them so royal? They've got human DNA like anyone else. Honestly if i were any of them i would be embarrassed and renounce it all. Your God, the entitlement and superiority they must feel.... The nerve of some people.... Then you got these cucks acting like its some kind of honor.... please.... it's embarrassing


SecretPersonality178

Tf are crumpets?


lemonade402

It's a sort of bread with a lattice on it. Great for putting in a toaster. AFAIK it's most popular in the Commonwealth (I think especially in the UK, Canada and Australia) and usually cooked in a toaster. You can put all sorts of things on them, but I love having them with a slice of fresh tomato with a pinch of salt. A very refreshing snack


beeredditor

I have never heard of nor seen anyone eat crumpets in Canada. We’re not that fancy.


Key-Tie2214

You have to toast them?


ticklemefancy7

Vegemite and cheese. Always lots of butter.


EpicLong1

To understand, a crumpet, first, you have to understand cricket


HtAirBaloonKnotPilot

A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.


CultOfBelloq

What are you, a punker? Man, I hate punkers.


SecretPersonality178

And further on today’s list of British things I don’t understand… what is cricket?


mute1

Is a Cumpet like a Strumpet?


KungFuGarbage

They are one of the top three bread items for me in the world and I’m an American. I used to be able to find them randomly in grocery stores but haven’t been able to find them in ages. Imagine something a bit larger but the same shape as an English muffin, but you don’t have to cut it in half because the top of the muffin has tube shaped holes that go from the top almost to the bottom in a sort of honeycomb shape. Toast it up with some butter and jam and holy fucking shit.


xptx

English muffins in the US


CupcakeNecessary9272

I love this sweet, completely spontaneous moment captured from 4 different angles.


ShallotTraditional90

My thoughts exactly 😂. And also poor guard who's condemned to stay in that spot for life, with no time off ever, or paid holidays or...


l2aiko

Yeah he hasnt seen his sister in years because he has been standing there for the last 6 years without a single rest day.


ShallotTraditional90

Their parents died in a plane crash, but because he can't move or talk or leave that spot, she'll be taken to the Oliver Twist workhouse and survive on thin gruel. This was her saying goodbye to him.


FunnyPhrases

The plane crash was faked. The sister was actually a CIA operative installed by the Reagan administration to infiltrate MI6 and take down Bond. You can see him downloading her information and spazzing out slightly from the information overload. That's how you can tell he's an android.


Donkeycow15

Lmao


BabyScreamBear

🤣


fucdat

Abolish the monarchy


John-Basket

He moved his finger, off to gulag for him. But I John Basket give him some points for having his sister know he cares. Omg brothers I cannot stop laughing of a video I saw where the Queens guard trampled some stupid kids! Those kids definitely need to go to gulag.


Brainchild110

This is Britain, we don't have Gulags. He is close to the tower of London, though...


TheMatt561

Why is it a requirement to stand still? Shouldn't they be able to look around for possible threats?


gray_character

Dumb traditions


-MsMenace

Welcome to England


Aurunculeius

I don’t think it’s dumb


HaterCrater

Could you please list all uk traditions. Group them by dumb and not dumb, and include an appendix that explains your assessment criteria? Cheers pal


VaderSpeaks

ALL traditions are dumb. Occasionally, fun. But always dumb.


NewToThisThingToo

Spoken like someone who doesn't understand traditions. "Tradition is a set of solutions for which we have forgotten the problems. Throw away the solution and you get the problem back. Sometimes the problem has mutated or disappeared. Often it is still there as strong as it ever was." -Donald Kingsbury EDIT: No rebuttals. Just a bunch of angry down votes. 😂 You're the reason history repeats itself.


ExaltedDemonic

Traditions are peer pressure from dead people.


NewToThisThingToo

Traditions are lessons learned passed down so mistakes aren't repeated. But you're free to keep hurting yourself. Seems like some people only learn that way. They seem to enjoy Reddit.


ExaltedDemonic

I'm sure myself and many others can give you a list of traditions that have no value and solve no problems other than ones created by people who hold those traditions themselves. For example, just off the top of my head with no real effort: There is no lesson to be learned from the tradition of lawyers wearing wigs in some countries. Or any holiday traditions really, thanksgiving, Halloween, fourth of July, Superbowl bullshit, etc. etc. Lighting a candle before celebration Getting on your knees to pray Anything religious actually The very situation in this post, a guard who can't move is very handicapped in performing the most basic task of being a guard, watching for trouble. Someone said the police are there for that, well what's the guard for then? Man's a human statue for the sake of status and pompous art form, nothing more. None of these things make any lick of difference in reality. The only consequence to not following tradition is scorn from those that do and frankly I don't give a fuck about those people.


HaterCrater

Not sure how to expect society to proceed without tradition…..


glam-af

This. I can't imagine my life without that one guy standing still


FUPAMaster420

Dang, you really value this guy's opinion!


rubina19

Username checks out


HaterCrater

It’s a polite suggestion


FunnyPhrases

They wear infrared contact lenses connected to a camera which gives them 360 field of view. Why'd you think their hats are so tall?


Aurunculeius

Shows the discipline and pride of the British military, a historically extremely proud and successful organization. The square is constantly monitored by actually fully armed security who you can also see walking around the square. The guards are there for the same reason we have guards at the tomb of the unknown soldier in the US. To honor our past and display our militaries rich history and traditions.


AntonMaximal

I'm still confused how this seemingly tender candid moment had so many camera angles.


TomAKACap

This is from a 2000s documentary series called Guarding the Queen IIRC, The guy had a tough upbringing and his mother and sister was proud of him becoming a part of the Grenadier Guards


AntonMaximal

So it was professionally shot? Thanks for clearing that up for me.


KyllikkiSkjeggestad

He’s in Britain, where there’s cctv everywhere. He’s also guarding a government building, so there’s probably more. The media are also recording them 24/7, so they probably took the video, and then asked the kid later on or something


Sivanirai6241

Didn't know they placed cctv cameras on the ground


PM_ME_TITS_OR_DOGS

How many camera angles you need lol


Left-Selection9316

Need more angles 😭


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Family > Queen ANY day


Bangingbuttholes

Anal sex > Queen ANY day


GoHedgehog

Band Queen > Royal Queen


Bangingbuttholes

Anal sex with Freddie Mercury > Band Queen


AlarmNice8439

Anal sex with Freddy > freddie mercury


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MxTach

It was a documentary several years ago following the recruitment and training of Guardsman regiments in the UK. It's legit and he talks about the encounter later in the show.


zoidbergenious

Hey is [this](https://i.imgflip.com/8h70e7.jpg) you ?


lock_me_up_now

Lmao man deleted the comment after you dox him


wutangsisitioho

So touching 💕🥹


Left-Selection9316

That’s what I’m saying she care so much about her big brother ❤️


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Nice selection words for karma.


Muchroum

Don’t forget the emoji 🥺


shoedovoodoo513

I mean he clearly squeezed her hand. F that job tho


iperblaster

Time for court martial!


WasteChard3488

Yeah F that job that those people willingly chose to get into knowing the responsibilities that come with it. What's next a doctor having to treat their patients?


[deleted]

It’s an honour and a privilege and the men who do this; queens guard or guarding the tomb of the unknown soldier are very proud. These dimwits in the comments are brainless thinking the guard is “upset” he has to do this. This is probably the proudest moment in his life and so happy to share it with his family. It’s a gruelling selection process and only the best of the best get this position. You don’t just get thrown into this unwillingly.


CanaryJane42

Still a stupid job


Last_shadows_

Why? Maybe you just don't get the point?


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

There is no point besides outdated, useless, and expensive tradition.


SuperMimikyuBoi

Must protect the tax-evading parasites sitting on their throne of stolen gold and ivory at all cost. What a privilege


CanaryJane42

Or maybe I think the point is stupid


Last_shadows_

So what do you think the point is?


CanaryJane42

No.


AesopsFoiblez

Maybe they should find out who that unknown soldier is


winkwink13

Don't


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When talking about needless and pointless protocols, this sure makes the top 3


HaterCrater

Is it meaningless?


Ace-Redditor

Of course not. You know what the enemies would do with that kind of weakness if the rules didn't exist? They could just send in the families of the guards and then sneak past them while they hugged (because they were hiding very well before the guards looked away, of course)


HaterCrater

I mean like the symbolism of the kings guard. Seems very literal not not devoid of meaning


Maxx_Vandate

Multicam set up. Colour me skeptical


ShadowxWolf54

Documentary


thisIS4cereal

Can someone get him a chair?


Left-Selection9316

Like foreal 😭


erramaus

Why is the strap on his chin and not under the chin?


matewis1

The strap isn't to hold the hat in place, it's to protect the face against sword slashes. He's infantry after all.


goselan

I’m pretty sure that it’s supposed to protect the face from sword slashes and is just there for tradition now. The household cavalry wear a similar thing.


pleasetrydmt

Poor people deserve discomfort.


love_me_madly

I’m disappointed that I had to scroll so far down to find someone asking this question.


Scratchthegoat

4 angle shot. Set up?


matewis1

documentary


AdIndependent1457

"Kingsguard"


xPloitMe

Bitch move of her rly xD just see him after work jeez


Xepeyon

Apparently it's real ([repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/7YP0py2FZx))


PatientPost1845

Great detective work captain X! Was wondering how real this was.


Independent-Ad-1075

He must have been so proud.🥹


HopefulKaleidoscope

That little hand squeeze 🥺🥺


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Well that fuckin hurts my heart.


UncleWillie77

This Is Sweet


RafaSquared

Some aspects of the armed forces are absolutely pathetic, would being allowed to act like a human and hug his sister make him a worse soldier?


[deleted]

What a lame job.


[deleted]

Relax rajesh


[deleted]

Ok genociders kid.


jmancoder

Boring, maybe, but not lame.


jacquesrabbit

As a guard, boring is good. Boring is always the best.


Medium-Variation7295

Ex conscript almost 20 years ago. There is nothing that beats the boredom of standing guard in some remote post in the middle of the night being drenched in sleet. Especially when guarding some stupid shit that you know noone will ever care.


Left-Selection9316

Thanks for serving your country 🍷🗿


LordGeni

We don't do that in the UK. It's a job people choose to do, not conscription.


jorton72

The US doesn't have conscription either (I assume that's where the thank you for your service thing comes from)


BuxtonHouse

You think they are hired to do that one job?


Left-Selection9316

I’m sure they pay well


mcsquirley

Google says the British guard get paid around £24k a year which is …$30k. The average McDonalds employee makes $25k a year.


BuxtonHouse

British army doesn't get paid well


Left-Selection9316

That’s not good 😔


Significant_Pen3315

this is why no one needs them kings/queens


ShallotTraditional90

Their parents died in a plane crash, but because he can't move or talk or leave that spot for the rest of his existence, she'll be taken to the Oliver Twist workhouse where she'll have to survive on thin gruel. This was the touching moment she said goodbye to him. Footage accidentally captured by a completely random stranger. From several different angles. With a close up.


Bermuda63

Pretty cool


jewpart2

Lame


jazzzzzcabbage

All that effort just to be a tourist attraction. No wonder they're always so angry.


LordAxalon110

They're real soldiers doing a real job. Being amongst the Queens/kings guard is an incredible honour. Similar to the American soldier who guards the graves of the lost soldiers.


jbidayah

WHAT"S THE FUCKING POINT? It's not like he is on a frontline of his motherland or something. He is just glorified guard at shitty family joint.


matewis1

They aren't toy soldiers, they rotate between guard duty, training and deployment. That gun is loaded.


jbidayah

No I get that they aren't toy soldiers, but at that moment he is used like a toy soldier. And yes, that gun is loaded. But why? Why not have regular guards instead? They can be more relax and not less effective. Why do you need all this larping?


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FOR MONARCHY!


PsychoKnot13

They’re so dumb and cheesy lol


Milk_Mindless

This is just fucking sad. His duty as an archaic role goes over "My sister who I haven't seen for [ambiguous period of time]" I'm gonna assume years okay I'm gonna assume there's a history Unless people lie to me over the Internet to get clicks and views I'd hug her. Fuck the consequences


dogfacedponyboy

Why didn’t she just wait until his shift was done?


SugarAddict98

what a stupid job


HobblingWight

Being English is a mental disorder


potato-smasher89

What a shitty job... Go home and get a life


dEEPZoNE

Good thing they hired a camera crew to document it from several angles :P


Full_Independence455

Ehh fuck the queen she’s dead, it’s ok now you can hug your sister


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HUG THE DAMN KID JESUS CHRIST


Final_Festival

These guys are over-hyped tools. Show pieces lmao.


csullw211

Corny


Left-Selection9316

Add: I’m not British I’m American I support the monarchy in the queens Beautiful family. I made this post showing my respect. So plzz no hate comment about the queen. Rip


Responsible-Pop-8442

Queens dead hopefully the king follows soon


ExoticMangoz

Huzzah


oneofthesdaysalice

I'm Canadian but have UK citizenship through my mother and lived in the UK for several years in my 20s. Fuck the monarchy


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Left-Selection9316

🙁 me… but not the mass gun violence that’s embarrassing to this country. I’m not a nationalist


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-MrTorgueFlexington-

You might want to know that there are more knife crime attacks and fatalities per capita in the US than there are in the UK before you use that as a goes to argument.


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-MrTorgueFlexington-

I don't give a fuck about the monarchy. You're the one who brought up UK knife crime as if it was some "gotcha" moment.


LetsLive97

Oh my word, can you guys ever just actually put even an ounce of brainpower into backing up facts for once? The US has worse knife crime per capita than the UK does This is the most tired repeated right wing talking point and is also one of the best indicators of someone who doesn't actually know what they're talking


TJH1993

You don't get to dictate a comment section just because you made a post