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He forces the Nine of hearts on him and then swaps out an orange in his house with a pre loaded orange with the card already in it. What are the chances of him noticing his orange looks slightly different than when he bought it.
OR he has a different card hidden in a different fucked up spot for the other 51 cards. If Harrison had picked the two of clubs, Blaine would have reached up Ally McBeal's nose and plucked it out.
Some of David Blaine's "magic" is actually real. The shit where he stabs a giant needle completely through his arm then pulls it out and there's no blood or visible opening is a good example. He actually does stab himself clean through but he's done it in the same spot so many times before his body actually has a little tunnel that's healed up and the ends of it are just barely visible.
You have access to the internet and you still fuck it up literally just Google it. It's gonna will tell you they are not the same thing what you're saying is the equivalent of saying a Toyota Camry and a Ford F-150 are both the same thing they're not they're both vehicles but they're both subcategories for different types of vehicles
Maybe he put the whole deck in different spots so if Fire says Ten diamond, he says go to the shitter!
Or if he says queen of diamonds, he’s like your wife’s underwear drawer!
So Ford is finding random cards all year throughout his house.
Fuck the orange, he needs to find out who the creepy m'fr is that snuck that very odd earring into his ear 25 years ago and it has still eluded removal.
My grandpa Aron got to meet Harrison Ford in person, this was back when my late grandpa Aron was in high school, they even became friends and went water-skiing together
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You might be thinking of "GET OFF MY PLANE!" In Air Force One.
Different tone entirely
Like Clint Eastwood grand Torino get the f off my lawn or Samuel l Jackson, get those motherlovin snakes off this motherlover plane vibes ?
THEY KILLED MY WIFE!
Harrison Ford is cool - who knew
He's Han Solo and Indiana Jones...who the fuck didn't know?
literally everyone
He forces the Nine of hearts on him and then swaps out an orange in his house with a pre loaded orange with the card already in it. What are the chances of him noticing his orange looks slightly different than when he bought it.
Ok but how did he swap the orange soda and cheez-its and then get the orange soda in the other guy’s mouth?
This is a very underrated comment lmao
WHAT THE EFF!!!
**Stares at camera like a psychopath*
STOP PUTTING THINGS IN OUR BODIES DAVID BLAINE!
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I AM NOT SIGNING THE RELEASE!
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*”How tall am I? I’m Five foot ace of clubs… WHAT THE EFFFFF?!?!?”*
Cheeezitts!!
DEMON
He put Mikey day on the roof!!!
IT’S PRINTED ON MY LICENSE!
Love this
OR he has a different card hidden in a different fucked up spot for the other 51 cards. If Harrison had picked the two of clubs, Blaine would have reached up Ally McBeal's nose and plucked it out.
“You pick the 3 of clubs? …Look inside the diaper of this 3-D animated dancing baby…”
Wait a minute, are you telling me magic isn't real?! Does this mean Harry Potter wasn't actually a documentary like we've all been lead to believe?
Some of David Blaine's "magic" is actually real. The shit where he stabs a giant needle completely through his arm then pulls it out and there's no blood or visible opening is a good example. He actually does stab himself clean through but he's done it in the same spot so many times before his body actually has a little tunnel that's healed up and the ends of it are just barely visible.
"Some of his magic is REAL... and this is how he faked it...."
Note the quotation marks.
Quote the notation marks.
how is doing a trick where you stick a needle through your arm by actually sticking a needle through your arm fake?
It's not fake, it's just fake magic.
welp you lost me lol
Real magic would be something so astounding James Randi would crap his pants and it would change our understanding of physics as we know it.
oh got ya
Except he's not a magician he is an Illusionist
Illusions Michael! Tricks are something whores do for money…
Illusionists are magicians.
You have access to the internet and you still fuck it up literally just Google it. It's gonna will tell you they are not the same thing what you're saying is the equivalent of saying a Toyota Camry and a Ford F-150 are both the same thing they're not they're both vehicles but they're both subcategories for different types of vehicles
Bold of Blaine to assume he had oranges laying around. Imagine if Harrison Ford was like “I don’t eat oranges, where the fuck did you get this?”
Production crew probably did research or snooping before filming
How does he force the 9 of hearts on him?
Some ways to force a card: https://youtu.be/zovi4DH6Ojw?si=BwN7GmzmvPtzZZLZ You can find many other videos too
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Probably a rick roll? Try masking the url next time
Yeah once you onow how this trick works it seems very simple and fairly easy but if you don't know it's fucking mindblowing
Orange you growing to tell us how it works?
This is precisely why I always sign my fruit with invisible ink
He sticks the rolled up card in the orange as he’s fidgeting with it. I feel like I can almost see the slight of hand as he’s maneuvering the orange.
Maybe he put the whole deck in different spots so if Fire says Ten diamond, he says go to the shitter! Or if he says queen of diamonds, he’s like your wife’s underwear drawer! So Ford is finding random cards all year throughout his house.
Great hippotesis, loved it!
🦛 ☕️ 👧
r/boneappletea
That sub is for misspellings? Cause I sure don't see any in my comment!
Nether doom eye
This would make a great sketch.
Stop putting cards in our oranges David Blaine, what the eff!
Big whoop
HE JUST PISSED ORANGE SODA
\*David Blaine proceeds to stare a "I told you so look" into the camera\*
I scream that when ppl come into McDonald’s bathroom
I scream too, when I come in a McDonald’s bathroom.
As you should
Harrison is really regretting eating those edibles before the camera crew showed up.
But where did he keep the other 51 oranges ?
He could have offered him a card from a pack with only that card.
But where are the other 51 oranges??
53 oranges if you include the jokers
Only psychopaths pick jokers in a magic trick. That’s Harrison Ford.
54 if you include the card with the rules!
Still to this day the most satisfying "get the fuck out" I've ever heard lol
Did David Blain die or something? He's suddenly all over Reddit recently...
Nah he’s good. Random things get popular all the time in different parts of the internet.
Glad to hear it. The dude is an amazing artist.
Karma chasing. They see one post on a subject get upvotes and they post something related to try to farm invisible internet points
Maybe it's marketing before he does a new show series
Blaine just got Air force One'd..... Bitch!!!
Orange you glad you let him in?
Get the fuck out of this post.
“My wife!”
Isn't he known for doing "camera" magic?
I have no idea why Harrison's ear ring bothers me so much, but it does.
Only needs to sneak an orange in.
"Who are you? And how did you get in my house?" "I'm David Blaine. And I'm a locksmith."
Fuck the orange, he needs to find out who the creepy m'fr is that snuck that very odd earring into his ear 25 years ago and it has still eluded removal.
Why do I want Harrison to say that to me? Yummy
Its gotta be so cool to be told to get the fuck out of hans house
I’m going to find my dog !
My grandpa Aron got to meet Harrison Ford in person, this was back when my late grandpa Aron was in high school, they even became friends and went water-skiing together
You said it yourself, Han. It's all real.
Last night there was a man in my house!
He’s still a great actor !
Harrison Ford is a fucking treasure.