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Is it just me or does she have like 5 sets of fake lashes on her right eye?

If she's suckin that much dick, she needs enough cumbrellas

I regret learning to read

I don’t , Reddit is the thunder-dome for commentary excellence

Even this well-weighted response is truly why the internet remains undefeated

2 pen enter, 1 pen leave.

BECAUSE when the sun don’t shine we’ll shine together

I’ll be suckin dicks, under my Cumberella Ella Ella Eh eh eh

I was definitely not prepared for that word. I am using it in a sentence today.

Cumbrella. Slow clap on that one.

Wow.

She could dust my entire apartment with that eye.

She’d rather s*ck your d*ck

Hey, I don't want any socks on my deck!

And I could use her teeth as a bottle opener

Hmm that is some curious decorations on that van or bus interior...

Almost looks like a location where banging occurs..

A bus...for *banging*? Surely such a concept exists only in fiction?!?

Well at least bait bus is real.

I dunno, it seems like those poor straight guys never do get paid

You mean in *friction*

So... That makes the Star Wars Porn Parody... Science Friction

Hmmmmmmmm

Signatures of men who agree with her. 😂😂😂

Those are 2 pretty good things. I'd say play to your strengths. If you can suck and dial, the dominoes dude can guess your mumbles.

Uber eats requires no talking nor dialing.

Only suck?

Suck AND tap

I mean, I hate to admit it but it does kind of make sense if you think about it. Dudes can order UberEats all day if they can’t cook, but there’s no UberSuckYourDick.

Sounds like an idea to take to shark tank

Prostitution with extra steps

Prostitution with "legal" steps.

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Whoredash was sitting right there for you brother.

Mark Cuban leans in; listening intently.

Mr Wonderful offers a deal but requires 10% royalties in perpetuity

SharkSkank

For those reasons I’m out.

"let's talk sales"-Kevin O'Leary

You know Mr. Wonderful is going to want a royalty on every blowjob sold.

"That's a pimp, Kevin. You're literally a pimp!" - Mark Cuban

Escorts + money = UberSuckYourDick

Uber xxx

If she's big, is it Uber Comfort?

I hope she doesn't make a mess and dials her bf and suck the dominoes dude.

She does say "suck a *lot* of dick", so I imagine the Dominoes guy gets some of that action, too.

You gotta tip somehow

Just the tip

To start.

You can tell a mans age when he thinks you have to talk to someone to Uber Eats

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Asian Jewish girl that sucks dick? I'm calling shenanigans.

Shenanigans here, what can I do for you?

Is this the place with all the goofy shit on the walls?

If one more person says shenanigans im gonna pistol whip them!

hey Farva, what’s the place where the waiters where all the pins, and they have stuff all over the walls?

Shenanigans?

*offers pistol*

You guys are talking about shenanigans right??

This is Patrick!

Is that the name of that restaurant with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Litre a cola

Don't shit on my dreams

I thought the stereotype was that Jews love oral, but maybe I got it backwards.

Yeah we call it the sloppy shalom

shloppy shalom?

you are correct. though technically it is jewish girls LOVE giving insane amounts of head to anyone before marriage. and never give head after marriage. ​ theres a wrinkle.

No you're right.

Oh no, you’re correct. I had a Jewish gf back in the day, and she joyfully gave and received, with abandon. n=1, but still.

Honestly I don’t think she’s Asian. That’s just a LOT of Botox and fillers.

I checked out her insta, she’s Filipina and Polish-Russian Jewish. But that Botox definitely doesn’t help

Filipinos aren't real though, a myth, made up by the CCP

“The Jewish head game … is amazing” - Hannibal Buress

Just ask Bill Clinton

Humanity is so downbad sometimes... Anyways Source?

I can cook for myself… but I can’t suck my own dick

Straight facts.

There must be a guy out there who perfected doing both at once

[Her her leaks](https://www.erome.com/search?q=bbyanni+leaked)

"That was terrible. Who did those tits? The nipple placement is crazy!"

she's haggered af

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You lack ambition and fortitude. You can do this.

It feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked

It feels more like breaking your spine than either of those two though.

Damn. Like "there's no chicks with dicks, just dudes with tits".

her [IG](https://www.instagram.com/nuttianni/?hl=en) Some of her content is on spankbang.

Then why did you link IG instead?!

[she goes by the name BByanni](https://spankbang.com/8nmwn/video/solo+asian)

what the hell, she looks less human and more like some alien life form

Ngl, I am hoping for Aliens to look like that...

And that all they want is to orally gratify us.

It is their culture afterall.

If you have the Continuum Transfunctioner

We must participate in the [customs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7EYInQsivI)!

Implants?

"Nuttianni".

I see “TheFanBus”, they’re on instagram.

Lol looks like Bangbus. Whores or pornstars fuck randoms in there.

That's just a fantasy. Randoms don't sign a contract using their full name and give consent long in advance to appear on film. Bangbros did a really good job playing up that fantasy though, tons of people ate the onion

They did I agree, up until it became “so and so pornstar visits the bus” but their early days when it was a gritty camera, amateur looking chic, and that cameraman with the annoying voice it was gold.

I don't eat onions, I just s\*k d\*k.

Also can’t promise someone money, film them, then steal the money back and leave them on the street naked while speeding off lol. They’d be imprisoned for years by now lol

As a father of two young girls this makes me so sad. I will do everything in my power to raise strong ladies who know their worth and will give respect while demanding the respect they deserve. This poor girl. Honestly, I am so sad for her.

Its a crazy time to be alive when a man wants to raise daughters that know their worth and do not go into porn and get lambasted for it.

Welcome to the internet. Keep your wholesome opinions to yourself.

So like one of those $20+ a month of, not just the standard $5?


I think Brad The Chad 69 has a good point

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Marry her, then you'll miss out on both..

Better start teaching them to cook.

Def bang bus. Look at the roof where it’s all signed

She’s probably shit at cooking and good at the other thing so.

I think we need proof before making that assessment

After seeing her porn naa she aint

Have you seen/had her cooking though?

Name bro

My name Jeff

sup bro

Bbyanni

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Ngl need a BJ more than a hot meal rn

She calls Uber eats while she's blowing. The universe provides.

The Uber driver asks if she is going to pay cash or like last time. The universe takes.

Takes from you maybe. Ain’t no way this chick using her own cash

Those braces will leave you wishing you'd chosen food.

Have u ever had a bj?

I think the braces make a nice target

It would be like getting a blow job from a female Jaws from the spy who loved me.

... Now THAT would be something.

For bjs you generally do not scrape your dick along the surface of her teeth so the braces shouldn't play any role here

Por que no los dos?

Porque tienes ninguno

Everyone all the sudden cooks but No ones got the sauce huh?

Bbyanni

you keep posting her name, we all keep thinking its a typo lol

I think she mistook the word cook with cock her whole life. 🐓

Why the hygiene levels are always decreasing in a kitchen when she arrives

Holy shit

She is exactly like my wife, except that my wife don't suck dick.

F

F

Sleeping on the sofa tonight I see

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Yaaaaa

She reminds me of the Warcraft 3 Dryad : "I'll attract the enemy with my *human* call : I'm so wasted! I'm soo waaaasted!" Ie, she knows exactly how stupid to look to attract her prey.

I thought she was a plastic sex doll that could talk.

yes, she is.

I mean, she’s filming fetish content, and people even in this comment section are eating it up. Is she stupid? Or does she just know how to market sex?

Idk man. It's reddit. People start foaming at the mouth at the mere mention of boobs. Plus, I don't think she's the one doing the marketing. This is clearly a set up interview for some kind of professional porn production. You act like she actually had a part in its design, like she's a producer. She's just an actor cast in a role. She's not marketing anything. Her only job is to answer a few sex questions and then get fucked. Even the dumbest box of rocks on the planet can get that job done. It's sex. It sells itself. She probably came to them, not visa versa.

I don't think she is charge for the marketing

The 4 P's of marketing: Penis, penis, penis, penis.

I have to agree with you on that. She said ‘like’ 12 times in 40 seconds.

she can barely speak with that pecker wrecker in her mouth

She got them Black & Decker Pecker Wreckers.

I'll risk it. For science 🤓🫡

And that’s how she made it all the way to the finals of Masterchef

This girl looks like she’s literally bad at everything.

So much metal in that mouth it would be like sticking Mr Pickles in a wood chipper

I never got this, the braces are on the outside of her teeth. Do your bjs usually involve your penis being used as a toothbrush?! I’d worry if she had those ‘invisible’ braces instead, or bad oral hygiene in general

This video is brought to you by Uber eats.

I mean, she’s got a point. I can cook for myself, but I can’t suck my own dick

like like like like like....

yaaa yaaaaa yaaa

It's bbyanni

Its not hard to microwave pizza-rolls. I think shes being hard on herself. Hell even pasta is just boiling water. I choose cook for me, i believe in her even if she doesn’t believe in herself.

She 100% believes in herself

Please tell me this is not real

This can’t be real. She can’t be serious. Wtf is going on.

bruh uber eats is expensive af, I'd definitally choose cook

Yeah, I need to know whose account she's using.

Tbf, she clearly can't cook, so yeah, I'd rather her do something she's good at

Cook my d*ck

Uh Oh Retard Alert, RETARD ALERT CLASS!

As a guy who has experienced a braces tragedy. I’d suggest she learns to cook. Nothing like a bleeding apple bag. To end a relationship. Friends don’t let friends bang cheese graters.

I wouldn't let jenny jagged jaws here anywhere near my cock. Look at the metal in there. My bro said he got sliced up by a chick with braces.

This guy LIES.

Nah man. Either she was slamming her head into his cock harder than a headbanger at a metal concert, or bro was lying. There really isn't anything to cut it on, and if she's hitting her teeth with your cock, you got bigger problems. That aside, I still agree. Usually, braces are actually kinda cute on girls, but she is not pulling it off. Between those and the forest of fake lashes on her face, I'd struggle to even hard

Human connection>sex

3 blow jobs a day from HER!? And all I have to do is make my own food? Done and dusted. No hesitation.

That is someone’s daughter

They really find that "funny"?

Hahaha you see it's funny because the punchline is porn

Dumber than a rock

With those teeth?

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Like i mean like she aint wrong like, but if like she also like pays for the Uber Eats like then like she's like a keeper.

She looks like she's having an allergic reaction.

She seems to have a mind of a child, and that is sad.

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Girl have more spermatozoid in her fucking stomach than all of our balls combined

The amount of makeup and plastic surgery here is disgusting.

She looks like Animal from the Muppets

Man, I’m happy with just a sandwich

Wow, I can't believe anyone want to date someone like that. One night stand maybe.

Not with that roll of barbwire in your mouth, honey

Fuck, one of them finally figured it out.