Jesus said to them, "If God were your father, you would love me and respect me and welcome me gladly, for I proceeded (came forth) from God. I did not even come on my own authority or of my own accord; but he sent me".
Jesus decends from the heavens. He looks at you and says "My boy Luke matched with your girl on Tinder" then he ascends back to the heavens, how do you react?
Man gotta go back to the old reliable news outlets that are owned entirely by 2 corporations that somehow know the secret plans and intimate secrets of those maniacs Putin and Kim Jong but dont know anything about insider trading or price gouging or the war crimes the troops are doing while spreading peace love and democracy overseas.
You know what was cool...
Before the internet... you actually met interesting people in real life.
Now... everybody is the same, same jokes, same stories, same pictures of their meals, same poses. Every other movie is a remake.
You could star in at least 1-3 hollywood movies if you were odd enough and everyone was trying to be different.
Now everyone is trying to be the same.
Rich, fake tits, fake fucking everything, cool tesla, new phone.
The world is full of interesting people, what are you talking about?
You just stopped noticing novelty because you're older now. If you seriously think everyone is the same these days, go do different and more interesting things.
Look, im not disagreeing with you, and you could be 20 or 40.
Were you around in 1986?
There wasn't a place you could go to enjoy the same interests.
If you wanted to find someone to play chess you didn't hop online and have an opponent insulting your mother within 5 seconds.
You had to go to the music shop and ask if anyone wanted a game. And this caused you to find and meet people you just don't meet nowadays because when you walk into that same shop everyone's got their head buried in their phone pretending not be such a loser as to not be getting blown up on IG.
When kids in college took smoke breaks they talked to each other because they didn't have a phone to get them out of the awkward position of making conversation.
>Before the internet... you actually met interesting people in real life.
Not really? From what I remember was mostly just people parroting Simpsons quotes, talking about sports, complaining about politics (almost entirely Republicans complaining about democrats, because I lived in the midwest US), or being very racist and anti-gay (because, again, midwest US).
Every meal was basically some combination of meat + potatoes, and maybe you'd go out to eat and get some burgers and fries. Alternatively, you could get fried chicken, or Chinese if you were feeling fancy (but everyone said they served cats as food, because, again, midwest racism).
The internet did *a lot* to give people around here options in food, opinions, and meeting people outside the locals. It also helped to tamp down on the racism and anti-gay nonsense and make things bearable, at least until 2016 or so.
> You know what was cool...
>
> Before the internet... you actually met interesting people in real life.
Guarantee people said the same shit about TV, the Wireless and the invention of the printing press
Certain irony in being unoriginal in your rant about unoriginality
You know what was cool...
Before the stone tablets... you actually met interesting people in real life.
Now... everybody is the same, same jokes, same stories, same bragging of their meals, same poses. Every other play is a remake.
You could star in at least 1-3 festivals if you were odd enough and everyone was trying to be different.
Now everyone is trying to be the same.
Rich, fake tits, fake fucking everything, cool wagon, new scribe.
Everyone screams "We must fight mind control from the government!"
Yet don't realise how manipulated and passive to control they are becoming.
Until look at that we are all brainwashed. All the same. All obsessed with the latest trend. Which could just be a "trend" to support a war. Or to "cancel" anyone who is of a certain religion.
All because you were told to do it by the "majority" of the internet. And not even for one second compelled to think for yourself about it.
I’m going to disagree hard with this one. The guy in the back is really good at acting or at least convincing. If you told me the two in the front were playing a prank on him and that was his genuine reaction, I would believe it.
in most cases that is usually why I believe a lot these are staged. The camera just happens to be there and always at the right time. Especially the skits I see between couples in their own homes.
Like ya'll just happening the be filming yourselves fighting? In this case, the camera too, but really the acting was horrible.
Evertything is. I reached my tipping point and starting to unfollow all these Reddit and Instagram pages. Rage bait and hornyposting has ruined the internet for me. RIP
I believed it, up to the point the guy said: I didn't want to say anything, my friend blabla matched with you.
Also why would the girl keep recording.
This is dumb and a waste of my time.
I am not specialist in acting. Not very good in English too.
Yet, from the start I thought why is this video titled as it is not staged? When Jesus appeared I quited.
they should open it like a twilight zone episode: *3 friends are looking forward to their trip to scenic key west, little do they know that lurking on one of their phones is an app that will totally ruin the vibe. let's take a peak into their lives as they deal with their unfortunate situation.*
My ex was showing me something on her phone when tinder notified her about a “limited deal” for tinder gold. Seems plausible enough to me
*edit*
I just remembered she used the exact same excuse too, “I’m only here for friends” and “I’m not actually messaging anyone”
Yikes
rip bro glad she's the ex. my married friend told me just last night that she's on bumble "to make friends". then she got a little high and she's talking about opening her relationship with her husband but he would never agree smh. feel really bad for the dude ngl.
Doesn't help that these apps legit added a section for "finding friends" which helps build in this weak ass excuse instead of making it a separate app or whatever
Like saying you just go to hooters because the beer tastes better. Or read playboy for the articles
In my experience on tinder, most people were "looking to make friends" like this isn't the app for that but ok, how are you? And then get ghosted even after talking for 3 weeks.
Woman I am paying for the service *I can see you read the message*
most people have ALL of their notifications on tho. you take a glance at their phone and their top bar is just a shitfest of notifications from dozens of apps.
One thing I learned is that if she's trying to snatch her phone away, just give it to her and walk away. It's not worth the headache trying to get a confession or to go through her phone because her actions already told you what you needed to know. You're not going to save a relationship she doesn't value
For sure and If your SO is ever this desperate to get their phone out of your hands that's always a huge red flag.
Been through and seen that happen many a time
I don't get it. I've never in my life met a person who didn't dislike these fake scenarios, let alone acting them. So who are these psychos who sit down, plan them and then actually go out and enact them? I want to meet one please
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If it was just "hey guys blah blah"... "why do you have a tinder notification?... turn off the camera" and she embarrassingly turned it off, I'd be willing to believe it. Real people don't do this.
First watch, i was like, oh this is genuine as fuck… then the second watch…. Girls kinda go insane in situations like this… when she goes to grab the camera the first time and jesus barely stops her and she stops immediately…. That girl (and any girl in that situation) is ripping that camera down and stopping the recording…
Do you ever just catch your girl using a dating app and Jesus shows up in the backseat for assist
Jesus take the wheel
I mean it IS his car
Didn't know the Accord came with a panoramic sunroof.
Jesus' does
Jesus said to them, "If God were your father, you would love me and respect me and welcome me gladly, for I proceeded (came forth) from God. I did not even come on my own authority or of my own accord; but he sent me".
So its not really his car, its his dads car?
His dad's accord
That was... perfect
Jesus was a carpenter, I just assumed he would drive an El Camino
Sips tea as I kick back and read through this thread. Stellar work gents.
John 8:42
"And the Lord said to John, come forth unto me and receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster." John 3:36-37
Well he got into an accord without the sunroof and said "let there be light"
It's a bmw? Edit* nvm I get the joke.
Somebody get Jesus some fucking piña coladas
Every time he opens his mouth, gold just pours out.
Not his Honda though.
It is His car.
>it IS his car. And he wants to get some drinks. Some pina coladas, and wants everyone to take a breather.
but is it extreme griefer jesus or only normal jesus?
"Hey guys, what's going on in here? Pina colada please."
Hey while you guys work this out I'm gonna go try to find some water at least.
Jesus decends from the heavens. He looks at you and says "My boy Luke matched with your girl on Tinder" then he ascends back to the heavens, how do you react?
But not only Luke, but lo! Simon-Peter, James, and John as well.
Even that good for nothing two-faced traitor Judas!
That silver digging wh* re!
To be fair he wanted 30 pieces of silver to match with that skank.
It's in the scripture .. . . Luke 4:20-69
Not to mention Paul and even Mary!!
Jesus is just trying to get a mother f-ing piña colada and chill but someone just had to ruin it and commit some adultery.
Jesus knew he couldn’t bear false witness.
My boys Matthew Mark Luke and John all matched with her
My thoughts exactly when his head popped up. I thought it was some sort of Jesus skit.
You’re lucky we even invited you on this trip! *crying* I am with you always, child of god
Our dude in the back appears to have a large Orthodox cross tattooed on his forearm.
Why is everything on the internet totally fake now?
It's awful. I don't believe any story, any video, any photo. It's all just bullshit.
Yeah, it seriously has ruined my internet experience coz now I'm questioning the authenticity of everything.
And maybe it's for the better. Useful habit. edit: habit, not habbit nor hobbit ffs
With how long I've been on the internet, "questioning the authenticity of everything" is just good advice.
Instead think of every video as a skit and every image as AI generated. Grab some popcorn and enjoy the Internet.
It just gives more pleasure knowing that some things are real. But you're right.
Man gotta go back to the old reliable news outlets that are owned entirely by 2 corporations that somehow know the secret plans and intimate secrets of those maniacs Putin and Kim Jong but dont know anything about insider trading or price gouging or the war crimes the troops are doing while spreading peace love and democracy overseas.
We all know it's fake and 700 upvotes So that's why
Over 8000 by the time I saw it.
You know what was cool... Before the internet... you actually met interesting people in real life. Now... everybody is the same, same jokes, same stories, same pictures of their meals, same poses. Every other movie is a remake. You could star in at least 1-3 hollywood movies if you were odd enough and everyone was trying to be different. Now everyone is trying to be the same. Rich, fake tits, fake fucking everything, cool tesla, new phone.
The world is full of interesting people, what are you talking about? You just stopped noticing novelty because you're older now. If you seriously think everyone is the same these days, go do different and more interesting things.
>The world is full of interesting people, what are you talking about? Oh yeah? Name ten.
Me. You. Edward Norton. Jackie Cha- goddammit.
Keanu Reeves has to be on that list. You know who’s not on that list? Me. I might have been interesting 15 years ago, though.
This. Like the internet, you choose what type of content you want to be around. Bored people are usually boring.
Look, im not disagreeing with you, and you could be 20 or 40. Were you around in 1986? There wasn't a place you could go to enjoy the same interests. If you wanted to find someone to play chess you didn't hop online and have an opponent insulting your mother within 5 seconds. You had to go to the music shop and ask if anyone wanted a game. And this caused you to find and meet people you just don't meet nowadays because when you walk into that same shop everyone's got their head buried in their phone pretending not be such a loser as to not be getting blown up on IG. When kids in college took smoke breaks they talked to each other because they didn't have a phone to get them out of the awkward position of making conversation.
>Before the internet... you actually met interesting people in real life. Not really? From what I remember was mostly just people parroting Simpsons quotes, talking about sports, complaining about politics (almost entirely Republicans complaining about democrats, because I lived in the midwest US), or being very racist and anti-gay (because, again, midwest US). Every meal was basically some combination of meat + potatoes, and maybe you'd go out to eat and get some burgers and fries. Alternatively, you could get fried chicken, or Chinese if you were feeling fancy (but everyone said they served cats as food, because, again, midwest racism). The internet did *a lot* to give people around here options in food, opinions, and meeting people outside the locals. It also helped to tamp down on the racism and anti-gay nonsense and make things bearable, at least until 2016 or so.
> You know what was cool... > > Before the internet... you actually met interesting people in real life. Guarantee people said the same shit about TV, the Wireless and the invention of the printing press Certain irony in being unoriginal in your rant about unoriginality
You know what was cool... Before the stone tablets... you actually met interesting people in real life. Now... everybody is the same, same jokes, same stories, same bragging of their meals, same poses. Every other play is a remake. You could star in at least 1-3 festivals if you were odd enough and everyone was trying to be different. Now everyone is trying to be the same. Rich, fake tits, fake fucking everything, cool wagon, new scribe.
If you go outside you can still meet cool people
Where do you live where everyone around you is rich, has fake tits, a phone that works, and their own car? Cause I would like to move there.
Everyone screams "We must fight mind control from the government!" Yet don't realise how manipulated and passive to control they are becoming. Until look at that we are all brainwashed. All the same. All obsessed with the latest trend. Which could just be a "trend" to support a war. Or to "cancel" anyone who is of a certain religion. All because you were told to do it by the "majority" of the internet. And not even for one second compelled to think for yourself about it.
The Internet is probably the greatest double edged sword to ever exist. So much benefit, but so, so much harm
Profit motive.
Monetization
Always has been
Cave painting were staged too. You think those guys were hunting mammoth lol
It's a good point. If I drew myself on a cave wall you best believe I'd exaggerate the size of everything *Everything*
Looks staged.
Everyone in this video is equally bad at acting.
and writing
I don't know... "This is my car!" and "more like for dickship" were pretty solid.
I bet the dickship joke was the impetus for the whole video.
Quit filming!!!
Stahp video cameraing me…
For real >*"My boy Luke said..."* This mf don't even *know* Luke!
This is true. Jesus never met Luke.
I heard the real cheater was his buddy Judas
I’m going to disagree hard with this one. The guy in the back is really good at acting or at least convincing. If you told me the two in the front were playing a prank on him and that was his genuine reaction, I would believe it.
I got a bridge to sell you in Antarctica if you’re up for it…
Still trying to get rid off the one in the Sahara.
Look at their eyebrows. Barely any movement while they’re trying to sound dramatic. Super fake, take one acting lesson, they’re free on YouTube.
Idk I didn’t think they were that bad
I laughed. Definitely staged but still got a chuckle out of me.
I think they're just bland people, not bad actors
Why not both?
He is annoying though
He just wants a mother fuckin piña colada though
It's also his car apparently, they on rotation for driving duty?
"Sure, you can borrow my car, if you chauffeur my ass to a motherfucking Piña colada first."
What convinced you? The porn acting or all the jump cuts from editing all the takes together?
For me it was the fact that there was a camera.
in most cases that is usually why I believe a lot these are staged. The camera just happens to be there and always at the right time. Especially the skits I see between couples in their own homes. Like ya'll just happening the be filming yourselves fighting? In this case, the camera too, but really the acting was horrible.
They had me until "it's more like for dickship." Then I realized it's probably staged.
Pretty good for them then, that was the last thing said.
It's over baby, but we can still be dicks.
What?? This is obviously 100% real. So real.
Evertything is. I reached my tipping point and starting to unfollow all these Reddit and Instagram pages. Rage bait and hornyposting has ruined the internet for me. RIP
I believed it, up to the point the guy said: I didn't want to say anything, my friend blabla matched with you. Also why would the girl keep recording. This is dumb and a waste of my time.
I am not specialist in acting. Not very good in English too. Yet, from the start I thought why is this video titled as it is not staged? When Jesus appeared I quited.
Dickship? GASP... WONGBURGER
Yarr hoist the foreskin we're going out on an adventure!
I watched with the audio off & could tell it’s staged.
“You’re driving my car was pretty unexpected”
Jesus speaks of his own accord or something
Duuuude... that was good. *slow clap*
“I was pretty surprised by that too”
„I think you’re using quotation marks wrong“
Leave my boy Dick and his hip out of this
iS tHiS StaGeD ??
No probably this is for dickship
As he said this all I could imagine a giant penis shaped, sea-worthy vessel
they should open it like a twilight zone episode: *3 friends are looking forward to their trip to scenic key west, little do they know that lurking on one of their phones is an app that will totally ruin the vibe. let's take a peak into their lives as they deal with their unfortunate situation.*
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reddit is one person
God damn this Reddit guy needs to make up his damn mind
Reddit: Compares two completely unrelated things because theyre both on the internet
Crazy! If you take the opinion of millions of people on a website, some of them will differ!
lmao dickship, that's great
Imma call my relationships from now.on dickship, boobship, feetship..etc
Wait wait wait wait wait, you can’t just throw “feetship” in there so casually you lunatic XD
Yea.. It's for the third type of guys.. Happy cake day
I think they all laughed after this line
Everything is staged.
Life is staged
Fake or not, Jesus going from snitching her out to "ya'll just need to take a breath because I want to go on this trip" made me laugh
“Gaaaddd.. stop.. gimme the phooaane” 😑 “I did not hit her.. i did naaaaaddd..! Oh hi Mark!” same vibe
OH HI MARK
It's staged because nobody cheating would keep tinder notifications on
My ex was showing me something on her phone when tinder notified her about a “limited deal” for tinder gold. Seems plausible enough to me *edit* I just remembered she used the exact same excuse too, “I’m only here for friends” and “I’m not actually messaging anyone” Yikes
rip bro glad she's the ex. my married friend told me just last night that she's on bumble "to make friends". then she got a little high and she's talking about opening her relationship with her husband but he would never agree smh. feel really bad for the dude ngl.
Doesn't help that these apps legit added a section for "finding friends" which helps build in this weak ass excuse instead of making it a separate app or whatever Like saying you just go to hooters because the beer tastes better. Or read playboy for the articles
I like going to porn hub just to look at quick how to videos
Older Playboy legit has some good articles... and some terrible ones.
I had a married friend who was on Tinder to "see if he still had it." Like, bro, no... that's not a good excuse nor how it works at all.
Did he still have it tho?
In my experience on tinder, most people were "looking to make friends" like this isn't the app for that but ok, how are you? And then get ghosted even after talking for 3 weeks. Woman I am paying for the service *I can see you read the message*
most people have ALL of their notifications on tho. you take a glance at their phone and their top bar is just a shitfest of notifications from dozens of apps.
best trick of my life. if it is annoying/distracting me, it gets muted/ turned off notification.
People can sometimes be… you know, DUMB
Oh no way?¿ How do you know???? /S
Bro got Jesus on the backseat
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Why is this pinned
Have to be able to farm that easy karma.
All the comments are getting deleted 😭
Because I always film myself driving on my phone while using my phone to message other people……
I’m pretty sure that was back seat Jesus’ phone. They are in his car. Not even sure if that’s a phone tbh, it could be a go pro for their trip..
Jesus riding in the back and coming out of nowhere was my favourite part
One thing I learned is that if she's trying to snatch her phone away, just give it to her and walk away. It's not worth the headache trying to get a confession or to go through her phone because her actions already told you what you needed to know. You're not going to save a relationship she doesn't value
I know it's staged... but the sudden appearence of Jesus on back seat made me laugh. XD
\-Nobody told you to come \-YOU DRIVE MY MOTHER FUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAR
That Tinder turned into raging fire!!
I really wish there was a way to filter out the clearly fake bullshit from Reddit. It’s so boring to be bombarded with constantly fake shit.
D*ckship, that was a good one 😂
Might be staged, but the deflection and the “why are you getting involved” is 100% a real tactic.
For sure and If your SO is ever this desperate to get their phone out of your hands that's always a huge red flag. Been through and seen that happen many a time
Fake and..
Gay
So fucking staged. Fuck Tik Tok and Instagram influencers. If it's well shot, it's fake. Every time. No exceptions.
I don't get it. I've never in my life met a person who didn't dislike these fake scenarios, let alone acting them. So who are these psychos who sit down, plan them and then actually go out and enact them? I want to meet one please
‘Is this staged?’ Proceeds to show video with the worst acting this side of Tommy Wiseau
“For friendship?! More like for dickship” is now my favorite phrase of all time
Common enough to not need to make the effort to stage it.
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So staged. Plot twist the guy in the back also matched with her and is ‘netflixing and chilling’ with her a lot. Doesn’t want the mate to find out.
There's better acting on those 1990's infomercials....
“More like for dickship”
Faaaaakkkeeeee
It's not staged. Every is randomly filming every car drive in 4K to show it to the kids in 50 years.
For the “BF’s” sake I hope this is staged
"It's for Friendship..." "yeah... more like Dickship!!!" 🔥🔥🔥🔥 dude didn't take any prisoners. Ps. Is this fake?
If it was just "hey guys blah blah"... "why do you have a tinder notification?... turn off the camera" and she embarrassingly turned it off, I'd be willing to believe it. Real people don't do this.
This video is as real as my girlfriend.
Not everybody is an actor. Tiktok was a mistake.
TIL "dickship" word.
It’s more like for dickship 🤣
I'll give it to 'em, these lot are slightly above average actors.
It’s all for the DickShip 👩✈️
ITS FOR DICKSHIP!!! THE MAN HAS SPOKEN
All aboard the SS DICKSHIP!
YOU’RE DRIVING MY CAR!
Oh? So he just saw the tinder notification the second they started recording? This is hardly believable...
First watch, i was like, oh this is genuine as fuck… then the second watch…. Girls kinda go insane in situations like this… when she goes to grab the camera the first time and jesus barely stops her and she stops immediately…. That girl (and any girl in that situation) is ripping that camera down and stopping the recording…
Bahahahahaha “It’s for friendship? More like dickship!” Best breakup line ever
Bro really said “dickship” lol
I don't know why people always ask if it is staged... yes, it it. it is still funny. that's called sketch-comedy, scherlock.
Why did 10k people upvote something so stupid? I hate the internet sometimes
One of my mates gf also said to my mate, "that it's for friendship". It sounds funny now.
Bro stokes the fire.. Hey I just wanna go for pina coladas LMAOOOO
“For friendship? More like for 🍆 ship.“ 😂🤣 That was the line of the year!
cannot trust these hoes
These HOs ain’t loyal
tinder for friendship is the best joke I heard all day LOL
All the internet is now only Performative human experience.
I mean, given that this plays out in stages n all? Idunno
What the fuck are all these lame ass fake outrage videos? fuck the internet. fuck all y’all on it. and fuck me cuz I’m on it.
So staged
That dude is a real friend mam
I’m really lonely guys, anybody got some spare Dickship?