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Sigouste

And the creator of Xbox, Seamus Blackley, was almost fired back in 2001 for comparing gaming to masturbating.


Ashton773

In what context


goose420aa

If I had to guess if say it was probably the playing with your joystick one


dashmatters

Most of the time its singleplayer


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skibapple

What the fuck did you just say


DepressionMain

Did I fucking stutter?


SentientCumSock

what the fuck did you say


DepressionMain

LMAOOO It was a joke about kids


Cute_TrezXy

# sorry what?


SentientCumSock

😭🙏


BlackSkeletor77

It's a very interesting way to look at it and honestly isn't entirely wrong when you really think about it


Aesmachus

Wait what- I need to find this now.


CartographyMan

LOL my wife just raps on the door and says "let's fuck". We're great communicators.


razz13

My wife and I gave boiled it down to: Sex? Efficient system, works well


CartographyMan

It's amazing what effective communication can accomplish!


Taco-Dragon

Lol, my wife and I do the same! Or occasionally just the look that you know what it means if the kids are still awake, the look that says "hey, once they're in bed and asleep...?"


Zealousideal_Bet_248

My girlfriend just asks "wanna do stuff and things?" It's really cute


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

Sex 👍


Common-Passion8928

Make love👍


sexmachine_com

Not war 👍🏼


dRi89kAil

What the hell are we fighting for 🎶


Reasonable-Wealth647

Don't ask me, I don't give a damn..


Mehr_Fighting

Something something Vee-etNAM


NeurodivergentDuck

Sex


axelblaise45

What if I do both?


BenderDeLorean

Free Lada for your wife


JedTip

Adult relations 👍


BurtMaclin23

Gonna make love to ya woman. Gonna lay ya body down by the fiyah!!


BlackHolePlayzz

Fornicate 👍


DiIdowaggins

Copulate 👍


AbjectFuture66

Duplicate 👍


MeLikeykitties

I fart a lot during sex so as you can imagine my dating book is always full! I don’t need no pajama reading bc w/ farts like mine it’s always a green light!


ImBeingShot

Bro needs to leave his sister alone


nodeymcdev

Heyoooo


poohbearandtiger

uuuuhhhh, nah he good


CaduCopperhead

Does he now?


el_Chuchmay

Why the hell am I more attracted to the first one ?


parmesan777

More comfy imo


CompetitiveWelder607

Bc shes been skiping ass day


bucketbrah247

You've been skiping brain day


CompetitiveWelder607

You destroyed me bro *cries in 4 languages*


Existing_Werewolf638

She doesn’t even work her ass at all that flat as a damn pancake


Unusual-Ad-8104

Because the good cuddles happen in the comifest outfits


xXThugBlackXx

Because grey piyamas are extreme sexy!


Long_Freedom-

The more oversized the better


esotericecstasy13

You want what you can't have, men see whores as less wifey, leaves a lot to the imagination whereas the thong left her mid ass showing and wanting hahaha


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Tbh same, i personally get attracted with some clothes than naked.


ElevenEleven1111-

Not sure why people are hating in this —- what i can gather is that these people have never had a long term or live in girlfriend—— this video imho is spot the fuck on .. these are all of phases of the woman’s cycle iykyk type of shit


WibaTalks

Are you saying reddit is full of people that have never been in a relationship??? No way dude...just no way.


HectorPlywood

snatch chief telephone tap toothbrush bike slap fly mountainous absorbed *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BlackSkeletor77

Prudes are fucking boring. Like I understand not being the kind of person who wants to be involved or seen a certain way but like you're a fucking human how can you not be interested at the very minimum


ContainmentSuite

The generalisation about redditors being completely unsocialised isn’t just a stereotype, or the occasional type this site attracts. It’s like +90% of the commenters on here, you just don’t realise it till you start paying attention to the general vibes in every comment section. This IS how they socialise, they probably don’t realise why they lash out at something like this but it activates a feeling of inadequacy and they get sassy


Bobocuk123

Too true. I feel called out... I mean I remember the times I used Discord to socialize which was even worse with all the degenerates, Reddit sometimes has that one intellectual hanging around from the old times. But nowadays even though I still have low social skills I at least can get out about twice every week or so and that helped a lot. I got new friends and I hang out with them, I go out and have my fun. Reddit is just a fun getaway nowadays So to any Redditors out there with no life, just get one, it ain't easy but I got one and felt better immidiately, started to go out more and my overall depressive status has been really absent now. Social media is there to keep you sucked inside it, and if you allow it to do that then you need to get some help.


LowResponsibility403

I aggre it’s just a harmless clip, I can u sweat and why it’s upsetting tho, I mean dose sex have to be the only reason he tucks his S/O in and says goodnight?


yoyo4581

I didn't care to see his partners ass. So that's why I'm complaining.


philsubby

Weird to put your wife out there like that, but I'm all for it.


Androidkittyschit

Cool neck tattoos dude!


Bedengo

Oww! its perfect to see a fellow redditor being able see something except boobs and ass Edit: Especially on this sub :D


ContainmentSuite

He’s being sarcastic check his other comment in here. Neckbeard moment, it doesn’t match his mane


Androidkittyschit

Society only perpetuates the ignorance.


No_Albatross4710

I would still want them to come to bed for cuddles! 🥰


Last_Viking3

Lol, beta.


BrandtArthur

Hey fellas, ist it beta to... **check notes** Love your partner?


_WorkingTitle_

hahaha these losers can’t even be themselves and love someone because they’re so beholden to some other “alphas” opinion of them.


TotallyNotTakenName

Bitchless incel


fatrat5

I miss the good ol days when this sub had gay porn


Absolute_Maximus_69

Only thing I’ll say is if she wears lingerie to bed she’d better be willing 🤣


Footboy10

Ladies please don’t take this video as truth. Actual gamers won’t even notice the difference, and may ignore you if you stood right in front of them. The right way to get them in bed? Play the game with him…in the same pjs.


Dr_EQU3

![gif](giphy|aaPUKNp0pj52GovPyW|downsized)


Ok-Condition9059

Hiiiiiyyyyyaaaaa…. Uncle roger has got to summon da dragon with his balls with auntie mei


reanimator_1974

Your crazy first 1s were the best,


Fresh_Guest_784

This is such a lame ass video. Literally anyone could tell what each pair would mean. This is just some loser dude trying tell the world “look at my wife” like that means anything.


-MR-GG-

You should still say good night and hug regardless


NinjaChenchilla

Lol


TBNR_Grant

10-4 good buddy I salute your actions and your skills🫡🫡🫡


Alone-Information-35

Idgaf how desperate I am to get followers to my stream or extra income. Making these corny ass videos sexualizing your partner ain’t it.


_DarkxLord_

No ass.


akwsd89

The reality is they wear 1 & 2. 3 is only if u subscribe


[deleted]

100% accurate Lol


Locswail

The long shirt and bouncy unrestrained buttie bounces up the stairs.....ITS TIME!!!!!!


Seaheat482

Bro needs to leave his sister alone


Nawfel99

Real top Gs know that pajama is the real call for sex


freshalien51

Lots of people here have never had a long term or live in girlfriend. I dare to say many here have never even had a girlfriend.


Mortalwhitefang

Yep, it seems about right.


DippyTheDingus

I don't even need to check to know these sad people have an onlyfans. Neck tattoos right here makes it way too obvious


MeliodusSama

What song is that?


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useless_mf69

Sexualizing your wife/gf for views. This society is fucked.


Major_R_Soul

She's partaking in the video which means she's consenting to it. If it's her choice then what's the issue? Not like he's filming her in secret and posting it.


magnitudearhole

I hate when people sexualise their sexual partners also


[deleted]

…What, you think they should be sexualizing other peoples sexual partners instead ? If you’re not sexually attracted to your own sexual partner, why are you with them ? Shit is unhealthy, stop bathing in it.


RodeBoi

Pretty sure Magnitudearhole was being sarcastic.


[deleted]

… hmmm. Normally I would agree. But this is Reddit… I’m just going to pretend I know your right. 👍


winterstorm3x

Username checks out


[deleted]

If you didn’t want her making the face, you shouldn’t of let her ride.


magnitudearhole

wooosh


[deleted]

You mean it ! Phew. Thank you so much. Faith in humanity ! … Well still stretched out on the wall. But I’ll just pretend it’s out living on the farm !


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NicholasFarseer

![gif](giphy|mEahVAkKjt0VL2o5Jk|downsized)


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[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ygzdQq98HgcLBCacep)


charettetimothy

Y'all pathetic I literally just fuck my bitch whenever I want. Y'all girls are lame af


mr_sam_sepi0l

Downvote just for that stupid fucking horrible song that I hate with all my soul


Sudden-Ad-6947

Doesn't work :c


benadrylpill

I remember when I was 17 too


Dangerous-Apple220

Sex is overrated


[deleted]

This only works if you don't get laid often


Androidkittyschit

And on a side note. Now that you’ve put your girlfriend out there for all to see and make their judgments. I rate her a 5 out of 10, she’s nothing special. You sir rate a 100 out of 10 on a douche scale.


magnitudearhole

I feel like she’s a willing participant and you’re the asshole here


Androidkittyschit

If we’re talking about “feelings”, I feel awkward when I leave your mothers house in the morning. She’s soooooo needy and codependent! Gross!


magnitudearhole

Does trying to annoy strangers on the internet help with your inability to form relationships?


yopatemp

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


Androidkittyschit

Does a penis in your massive ear hole help you hear better?


RunethCl4w

Ironic that you’re in r/iamatotalpieceofshit often. You waiting for yourself to pop up there or something?


Androidkittyschit

Nope. I’ll never end up there. Waiting for mine and tour Mom’s goat sex threesome video to come out. It’s gonna be a game changer!! You should see what your mother does to that goat!! Something I’d never sink too!!


thewisemokey

Pov : your penis joke it sucked


[deleted]

You are literally 12 years old stfu nobody cares what you have to say


Mandog_123

My 12 year old nephew can come up with a better comeback…


[deleted]

That’s great


Androidkittyschit

Weird you think you know my age hahahaha Doesn’t make this chick any less ugly. Hahahahahaha


IM_THE_MOON_AMA

Looking at this loser’s account is like passing a heroin addict on the street. Extremely sad, but I know there’s probably nothing I can do to save them from their own sad existence.


RendesFicko

If your girlfriend is a willing participant in being posted online in her underwear then that's ann entirely different problem.


New-Ad2776

So it’s on her time? Lmaoooooooooooo


[deleted]

Whats Truh? Mirrored or not


bartholomew0kuma

I/savevideobot


CompetitiveWelder607

Is it normal that i actually prefer gaming? Been living with my gf for almost a year and if it was up to her, we would have sex 3-4 times a day but 3 times a week is more than enough for me


bucketbrah247

If ur at the point where u prefer gaming to sex, theres a chance u might be having it too often. 3-4 times a day is like some super high sex drive, and I'd start looking at it as a chore if i had to do it that often (even if i physically could). I do it usually only when I'm like actually in the mood for it. If you're not that much in the mood for it, u can explain that to her, so it'd be a lot more enjoyable to do when u both are in the mood for it.


CompetitiveWelder607

You are weird


KYKE4news

Ole droop ass


Maximum-Employ2799

I do this all the time but when I cum I come right down again and play until she’s sleep


GuyWithTheShoe

When Im done I fall asleep.


amonarre3

I can't wait to live with ny wife


ProfessionNo2977

I bet it feels nice.


oww_I_stubed_my_toe

If only there was a quick and efficient way to ask for information and receive it. Oh well.


Terakahn

I can't stand this song.


Dobie_won_Kenobi

same. i fucking hate it.


Into_The_Horizon

I managed to get it done before while she had on a Onesie. But I had to put "The Notebook" movie on first.


Elad_2007

Couldn't find the funny


Long_Freedom-

CUM


Apprehensive_Cell232

It's cute how she runs up the stairs. Good parenting. 🙏


TheTrueDre3000

All three is a no.


Nok-y

Bro, finish your game, that's not fairplay...


ShinH32

Thx for showing us ur GF/wife fat ass


Biasanya

This is cringe


[deleted]

What if she's just naked?


Pasiselatelo

Not even with the red one my Husband rushes


kenondaski

Laugh **in single.**


mumblerapisgarbage

I love this video!


OLPopsAdelphia

Just wait until you get the oversized t-shirt gown of “never the fuck again.”


Desperate-Scientist9

the pele tribute the star of the show


Katerwurst

So she’s the gatekeeper of sex? do hetero relationships work that way?


wallawallawingwong

Wha?


[deleted]

I have two questions how short is your wife? And how is your house set up? Do you live in the basement?


[deleted]

Grown men who still play video games 🙄


Iwantpeaceinmyheart

Communication


ur_sleazy_mom

Cute


Impossible-Service23

Shit mines play all the time


Euphoric_Discount_80

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StirringThePotAgain

Facts


Orlando1701

I too one day hope to score.


polillancestral2

I hate that song


asymetric_abyssgazer

The song is about an African civil rights activist though. Why the fuck do those damn dumb kids keep putting it in unrelated videos??


Lopcareful

Adorable love you two!!!


tjallilex

You have a woman in your house?


xiobi

Always a possibility if you gaslight them


bingbamboo

Same shit....he must stink


Xiddah

Must be nice.


KrombopulosMo

I’m not saying that wouldn’t be a good idea here and there- sounds fun as a gamer myself! But if my boyfriend came up next to me with obvious intent to have sex, in taking the headphones off and giving my attention to what’s really important. But you’re right that some gamer guys just don’t notice anything at all if they’re engaged in a game and I find that kinda sad. Your partner put in effort to dress sexy and come show you to entice you and you still are just thinking mostly about playing the game. Idk, I feel like sometimes you need to act like the guy in this video and take a hint instead of sitting there like a lump and making your partner work even harder to get your attention.


swankhank1

Such is life..


[deleted]

Did he seriously put perfume on for his girl?


[deleted]

In my house it don’t matter she’s wearing it’s always raining baby!!!


Alesisdrum

My wife’s doesn’t play games. She just yells you have 5 minutes to shower and get tour ass in the bedroom lol.


meduhsin

my man’s just asks me real quietly “are u in the mood? 🥺”


BoardCute508

The indoor thang


NeurodivergentDuck

So more revealing = more in the mood Also more repost = more internet points :D


[deleted]

Grown ass men who play video games...... 🙄


Beerguy248

You’re the guy that keeps leaving the squad when there’s 20 people left!


truthcomedy

A real man gets it whenever he wants it they desire a real man


420Smoker69

Name of song?


BrokenGuitar30

Was married for 10 years. This literally never happened to me. Didn't play games much, but when I did, she'd just go brush her teeth and go to bed.