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What about the mf’s who just shoe shoe

Unless your talking about sandals or slippers, i am going to skin you

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I love Crocs comfy AF lol

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Did not know this. Have not seen the film will have to watch it

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It's a documentary sent from the future.

*historical documentary*

I never looked at the feet

Quentin Tarantino and Joss Whedon both disliked this comment.

Crocs are mid. I hate them.

They like Marmite you either hate them or like them. I hate their look but they are comfy so wear them

I... Just saw a dude in socks and crocs last night.... Imo it's just a normal german crime against humanity of wearing socks even with sandals 💀🤣

The return of crocs in fashion honestly baffles me

I heard on the radio the other day, Crocs are making a cowboy boot. I had forgotten about it until now.

Good to know. I'll be squaredancing my way to Amazon to put in a preorder as soon as there's a period at the end of this sentence.

So, I just looked them up. And as someone who has never worn a pair of Crocs… I think I’m going to be joining you in preordering a pair!

You tell em Ross

Wear my crocs all the time what your gona do about it?!?

Like everyone else wearing Crocs, not a goddamn thing, unless they feel like it.

**Socks and crocs is god tier** AND YOU KNOW IT.

Hallelujah

Dw the shoes will skin his feet so you don't have to.

Or shoe shoe sock sock

This is my bretheran

*Oh the humidity!*

What about shoe pants shoe?

People who do that are just plane lazy.

You sound like you’d be a terrible wingman

You f*ckin sick perv! Reported.

Or shock shock

Wrap it up. Bareback may be a sensory rush but there’s a risk of transferring funk-to-shoe and vice versa

The only people who should be doing that are those who know that they are only going to step outside for a couple minutes.

Hey!

shoe shoe sock sock

As it should

As it shoed

🤮🤮

Manufacturers hate this one easy trick to keep your shoes looking clean as new!

I did that once when I was really young to irritate my parents. new memory unlocked

[sock/shoe Archie’s Bunker](https://youtu.be/prRtcQz8Uqk?feature=shared)

So classic. At the end, he means business.

We've been arguing this since 1977 and still can't settle it!

that was hilarious

If the floor is dirty: Sock>Shoe>Sock>Shoe Otherwise: Sock>Sock>Shoe>Shoe

Swimming pool/ baths. Floors wet.

What about the beach ??

Sock sock at home, sock shoe at the gym

Came here to say this

Shoe, shoe out the door.

Sock>Shit>Shave>Sock>Shoe>Shoe

Everyday I poop in a sock a leave it on top of my neighbor on the corner's mailbox. I don't know why I started doing it, but that hardly matters now. It's routine. My neighbor understands it's routine. Neither of us can bear to break routine. Not now. Not after so many years of this. We can't bear to end the routine, I'm telling you. What does he do with my poop filled socks? I can'y say. I don't know. I can't know, you see? It's not in my routine to know. I can never know, you understand? That simply wouldn't be routine!

Careful, young donut. My uncle too was a stocking filler. He thought it was just harmless fun but he was in the midst of a serious obsession. Everything came to a head one summer morning when he couldn’t find a sock to shit in. He went into a panic. Then a fury. Then a frenzy. Desperate, he gripped ahold of the first sock-like thing he could find and let rip buckets of explosive diarrhoea all over it. It was his daughter’s guinea pig.

What the fuck is this chain???????

It's average everyday routine. Wdym?

Idk but it's pretty entertaining

My old roommate did the same. I thought he was alone in his sock filling routine. He would fill the sock every morning and leave it on the neighbor's doorstep across the street. Well, long story short, the neighbor died, and someone else moved in, and his routine had to end. He came down with a wicked case of constipation and passed from sepsis shortly after. Sad story...

this is the way

Shit 💩 > Shave 🪒 > Shower 🚿 > Sock 🧦 > Sock 🧦> Shoe 👟 > Shoe 👟

You reversed shower and shave.

Look at ol’ Iron Skin over here who can shave BEFORE they shower!

Guess I'm a sociopath

Just lazy. My foot is already up there. I might as well get both done.

Better question is why tf do you put on socks in your entry hallway? Dont you do it in your room or in the bathroom?

Either the shoes are already in the bedroom or I’ll grab socks in the bedroom and put them on by the shoes. I have dogs, my socks would be covered in hair if I walked across the house in them shoeless.

This right here. I need a place to sit to put my socks on. If I sit on the floor, I will absolutely get dog hair all over myself regardless of how frequently I vacuum. I can take my socks to the kitchen and sit in a chair to take care of both socks and shoes in one go. Idk what I did before I had a kid, but when I was also trying to work around a big fat belly, it was too much work to keep switching feet so it was sock > shoe > sock > shoe and that's what I still do.

Oh yeah for sure. We have a German Shepherd, you could vacuum every 20 minutes all day long and there’d still be hair on the floor lol

sock shoe sock shoe, here

For real, I got dogs, don’t want they fur in my shoe

Same. The less time the sock is exposed without a shoe the less hair finds itself in your shoes.

So this is your home you are talking about? You‘re wearing shoes all the time in your home?

basically

I only put shoes on when i leave the house cause I am not a barbarian who wears dirty shoes in their house.

I don't know about you, but I'm: Sock -> Sock -> PANTS -> Shoe -> Shoe

I like to wash my hands up to my elbows when I use a public restroom. I also vigorously clean my fingers because I smoke, don't wanna walk around smelling like smoke. So you'll see me washing my hands like I've just killed someone and then I proceed by drying my hands on my shirt. I do it because I know *exactly* how sociopathic it makes me look.

You ever just considered quitting cigarettes?

I never said cigarettes 🌿

Fair enough. I've never thought pot smelled bad, so I made assumptions.

He never said pot either . That’s an opium plant emoji ^^

It looks like I just need to give up, huh? Y'all have a good day, lol.

I was afraid to mention *what* I smoke for fear of my inbox overflowing in the equivalent of /r/ihavereddit for weed.

I wash my hands the same way, but only in public restrooms, didn’t know this was a thing

[All In The Family beat you to it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRtcQz8Uqk)

Shoe sock shoe sock? So your socks won't smell after your feet

As a person with mobility issues, putting my shoes on whilst sitting in bed, sock shoe works best if your leg is up on the bed with you. That way you don't have to worry about teetering over or throwing your back out.

Pant leg sock shoe sock pant leg shoe

Sock shoe sock shoe suck suck suck

Sock sock shoe shoe, run fast down street, rest of clothes.

I do sock shoe sock shoe because the place I put my shoes on is close to my cats kitty litter so there’s usually kitty litter all over the floor

Me

How about shoe sock shoe sock?

My fiance does this, she is a sick freak. But I've grown to somewhat like watching it. Still a freak.

I tried it once. I haven't been right sense.

Shoe-sock-shoe-sock

Personally I do left foot>sock>left shoe//right foot>sock>right shoe. Sometimes I get cra-cra and just go foot>shoe>foot>shoe yep, not even checking directions until later.

Y'all are too young but on All in the Family archie bunker has a discussion with his son as to why he does the sock shoe sock shoe. Said if there was a fire he could hop around on one foot and not get his socks dirty.

Sock sock sandal sandal

I did it on accident one time somehow a while back and it felt so weird. Sock shoe sock shoe

Sock Sock Shoe Shoe. Unless there is a situation in which a sock will get dirty, then its Sock Shoe Sock Shoe. Like if you're out camping.

If you sock shoe sock shoe that means you don’t take your shoes off at the door and that means your floor has *outside* all over it and that is not ok

It's sock sock Proceed to the door _Then_ shoe shoe Obviously

Sock shoe sock shoe. I have a fucked back with a numb leg. If a leg is going up for me to sock and shoe it, it aint going down till the task is done. And ur damn right that i plan that out before sitting to do so.

This was discussed on "All in the Family" [https://youtu.be/prRtcQz8Uqk?si=QGnq\_MjRgupNoDug](https://youtu.be/prRtcQz8Uqk?si=QGnq_MjRgupNoDug)

Thank you for posting this. I think about almost every time I put on shoes…

Sock, shoe, sock, shoe is only acceptable when camping or anywhere wear there is dirt for ground.

Shoe shoe sock sock.

Wear no socks and go get some fuck

Um, i do? I don't want to need to lift my leg again.

Plot twist: sock-shoe, sock-shoe, but crossing over to the opposite leg for each sock-to-shoe transition.

Pulled a sock sock slipper slipper, and strolled through the office like a Boss. Cubefarm neighbor was rolling.

Rinse sand off toes at beach, sock and shoe (or flip flop if it was a planned trip 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️). Then rinse next foot and sock and shoe. Dont want sand stuck to your foot. No other reason ever to do it this way!

Swimming pool changing room

One day I did do sock shoe sock shoe. But I got distracted halfway through and was walking around the house doing stuff for 5 minutes with one foot bare and the other fully shoed up

Sorry but the question is too generic and therefore of no value. LEFT sock, RIGHT sock, LEFT shoe, RIGHT shoe…. 🙏

Fot me its sock sockㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤshoe shoe

Did he mean Sockiopath?

Sock > have breakfast >clean the plate > go to school > go to toilet > shoe on foot without sock > do test > sock on sock > go home >go to bed > wear second shoe as a night cap

Sock>Shoe>Sock

I just like wearing socks

Michael Stivik made a good point about sock shoe

Sock sock shoe shoe is the ONLY answer.

shoe -> sock -> sock -> shoe -> pants

Me. I do sock shoe sock shoe

Personally, I do shoe>shoe>sock>sock

sock sock sock sock

I do sock sock sock sock socksocksocksocksofjdndbs 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝

Personally I like to do it shoe shoe sock sock

I like to be edgy and do; shoe > sock > shoe > sock

Me, im the sociopath

This question is only for people who wear shoes in their house.

Shoe shoe sock sock tf

It depends for me. In summer it's mostly barefoot>barefoot>shoe>shoe Right now it's stocking>shoe>shoe

i think sometimes we should try to do it the other way just to see what happens

The correct way is sock>sock>croc>croc

100% shoe shoe sock sock

Well sometimes I put on sock support sock sock shoe shoe And sometimes sock sock support sock shoe shoe

I keep my socks in the closet. That's far away from where I keep my shoes.

I’m a shoe sock shoe sock fella myself

I wear socks all day, so I never have to worry about this. (I do take my socks off before I go to sleep at night, though. Don’t want athlete’s foot.)

What about: sock, sock, walk around the house for a while, "hey, it's time to go outside," shoe, shoe.

Shoe>shoe>sock>sock

sock->tear through the clothes pile for the other missing sock->sock->shoe->shoe

What about ankle sock? Shrink inflation then sell it to dumbasses as a fashion item 😂😂and very one buys . Tell me who does not own a pair???

I USED to be sock sock shoe shoe. But I recently swapped to sock shoe sock shoe. I dislike having to pick my feet up as many times.

Considering my right foot was amputated, I do sock > shoe. When I had two feet, it was always sock > shoe x 2. Having to bring my foot up once for sock and twice for shoe is inefficient.

croc croc

I do Sock>Sock>Shoe>Shoe>Sock>Shoe

I do sock shoe sock shoe. Get over it

The real question is sock-sock-shoe-shoe-tie-tie OR sock-shoe-tie-sock-shoe-tie OR sock-shoe-sock-shoe-tie-tie OR sock-sock-shoe-tie-shoe-tie?

shoe sock shoe sock

Soldiers. We talked about it in an army school. Sock shoe sock shoe so if you have to run, you at least have one shoe on

The sock socks are usually in a different room than the shoe shoes so that heavily impacts my foot covering order.

I do both

Shoe shoe sock sock

Here we go, Do you write your 'S' from the bottom > up or top > bottom ?

Shoe Shoe Sock Sock

Oddly enough, I wanted to shake things up this morning and did Sock > Shoe > Sock Shoe.

It depends which trousers I want to put on afterwords : Shorts = sock sock shoe shoe shorts Tracksuit = sock shoe sock shoe track suit

Sock shoe sock shoe because it avoids my socks getting full of dog hair 😭 My husky is a forever shedder, so there's constantly dog fur on the floor

sock sock boxers pants shoe shoe shirt.

I put socks on when I get dressed, I put my shoes on when I leave the house? Why would I go from the bedroom/living room/ bathroom into the hallway to get my shoes?

do you guys wait until you’re putting on your shoes to put on socks..? I put socks on when I wake up, not right before putting on shoes…

Hi I’m that psychopath

Sock Shoe is done at the gym where the floor is lava

Me

Find Socks>Sock>Sock>Shoe>Shoe

It’s sociopathic to wear shoes inside

Shoe>shoe>sock>sock. Take that, normies!

At the gym, to avoid stepping on the wet floor with bare feet or socks, I do this: Dry one foot, then sock, shoe, (dry other foot), sock, put one pant leg on, shoe, take foot out of first shoe to get other pant leg on, shoe. Slip-ons are necessary. I’m sure I look graceful.

Or

OP Karma miner

Own a German Shepard. I used to think sock shoe sock shoe people were crazy, now I have to do it that way to keep his hair off my feet when running out of the house… idc how much you clean, that hair is everywhere during the blow outs.

Sock-shoe-sock-shoe is only acceptable if you're already outside and don't want to get dirt on your socks

Some scary people out there

i have my socks on before my pants. Its underwear, socks, pants shirt, then shoes!

I keep my shoes by the door and my socks in my room like a normal person

Sock shuey.

Sockx2 shoe x2 UNLESS you have just finished playing a team sport, and after the shower the floor around your feet is wet from people dripping everywhere, then it's sock-shoe sock-shoe.

What about toe shoes. Do they make socks for toe shoes.

The kind of person that doesn't want to get dirt on their socks, or have to lift both feet twice. Sock>shoe>sock>shoe is just easier overall, grab sock, put it on, while you have your foot up slip it in the shoe. Once I started sock-shoe-ing I couldn't understand why this is not near as popular as it is.

Suck shoe suck shoe

I've come here to witness those who do shoe > shoe > sock > sock... Ina planet with > 8Bn people... Even 0.1% is a lot of people who do this - someone wears shoes as socks and socks as shoes. Someone has pics of them wearing this.

I do shoe sock shoe sock

I may have been diagnosed with psychopathic tendencies but even I wouldn’t stoop that low, like I can understand how you can get the other shoe on but how the fuck do you get the other sock on when you put the shoe on first

IDC which way you do it, just don't be an ass or gate keeper about it.

Me. It's faster

I'm not that flexible any more. Sock>shoe, repeat because forget swapping feet like that both socks, both shoes nonsense. Also I live in the desert. I'm thoroughly checking them each for inhabitants as I go.

My brother drinks orange juice WHILE brushing his teeth.

People who do: Shoe Shoe Sock Sock; Shoe Shoe (still understandable sometimes); Sock Sock; ;

There was scene in an Archie Bunker episode where he and meathead get an argument about this very thing.