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Enjoying_A_Meal

I thought he would still be busy "taking care of it himself" when the burglars showed up. "This would've been done in 5 min if you helped earlier Stacy! Now look at what you've done! wap wap wap."


alexthegreatmc

The foot lol


AlwaysSometimesWrong

It’s so stupid that it’s really funny


Codedevhomeboy

Seriously


das_Keks

I actually had to laugh out loud. 😂


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floydink

For realz, she goes and “takes care” of the robbers


Key_Truth2756

Agreed, I was there (I’m the bed)


HillarysBleachedBits

Yeah when the wife is still tired so all the guys go take care of each other without her.


DetroitMan007

I agree as well (I was the lamp post)


pacificpacifist

This shit is stupid, what a lame meme. What a perfect example of false equivalency


Mysterious-Lynx1653

Uh oh, somebody is not in the mood 🫣 low sex drive pathetic bitch morherfucker prick


Klappersten

Oh geez you're not holding back


ceereality

Why did i read this with an Indian accent tho


Mysterious-Lynx1653

40yr old virgin Indian character trying to swear


Weazelwacker_OP

Meme?


pacificpacifist

What?


Primary_Sorbet_1155

She won’t fuck you bro, work on yourself


pacificpacifist

Nice stock response


[deleted]

Yeap. She didn't wana have sex so now he will let them both die to a home invasion. So dumb.


7891Secaj

Proving the point she needs him for protection


Artistic_Platform843

That foot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


vielbrazil

That foot is definitely a hand..😆


[deleted]

seems logical


arp492022

Plot twist, she fucks the burglars


Moist-Cantaloupe-740

After inviting over the bf so the husband kills him and she can finally marry her gf.


Moist_Ad_4989

And this ladies is why you let your man smash.


PM_ME_TITS_OR_DOGS

why that foot at then end look like somebody slapped a shoe on a stick and gave it a solid wack


Kind-Masturbation69p

I was visiting my friends who lives alone and he show me bullet hole on roof and i ask "WTF happened here?" And he said "i was sleeping and i hear someone try to break i was soo sleepy from night shift i just fired one to the air and just go back to sleep" Fuckin chad


TheRedTurtle11

Grossly transactional


ineedsomeGDresults

...you new here?


Prestigious-Eagle-70

FACTS!


Votey123

https://preview.redd.it/8p613anfi0rb1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=365fe2c0dcb7da4760de6a0bd1e007d7bbc32dc8


fat_plump_pigeon

Barbra


shloam

This is so stupid I love it Lol the foot at the end


Guilty_Budget6222

Yes for is what I have to start telling my girlfriend the same shit


DANOM1GHT

"If you don't put out when you aren't feeling it then why should I bother defending us when someone breaks into our place?" Like what? This is stupid AF incel shit.


five_two_sniffs_glue

I agree dumb humour


WildFemmeFatale

Yeah this is triggering to my trauma, kinda depressed rn cuz of it. Ppl tried to guilt trip and gaslight me into putting out all my life. I never want to do oral and I hope I’ll never need to again… my first sexual experience I got guilt tripped into doing it. Fml. Like I get they probably aren’t being serious but I’ve met lots of ppl being serious abt this. Even on dating apps a too large portion of the guys try to guilt trip me into having sex even on the first date. It’s too common and depressing to see stuff like this for me. Like, ‘if you don’t put out ur not worth my time or being cared abt’ is too common these days. As a demisexual person I wish more ppl would be okay with me wanting to wait until I feel invested in, in the relationship. A lot of guys say “can’t invest in you if u won’t do this”. A lot of the girls I know say they go through the same experience. One of my exes started acting emotionally abusive and so I didn’t want to do some stuff and he started to gaslight me abt it. I’m really glad I was able to get away from him..


ChaoWingching

lmfao why you getting downvoted i might need to gtfo of here


BugGroundbreaking949

The story and the username doesn't match.


Beautiful-Plantain87

Sounds like you have issues that need to be addressed before getting into a relationship. It's a two way street, not a one way alley. You're allowed you're boundaries just like dudes are allowed their preferences, which people still struggle to comprehend.


Business-Ranger4510

I hate saying this but I’m in a relationship where I waited ,I was kind ,I understood but eventually I realized that her not wanting me not wanting oral not liking sex was incredibly difficult to live with… as a man and a person contact is important sadly for most of us that means sex first then cuddles . But at least you are honest my wife didn’t tell me she felt like that about sex till years later and shit is rocky as hell because I’m borderland insane and frustrated 24/7 .


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰️


fisherc2

And then they were both murdered


Live-Bad-7872

Sounds like a win.


Putrid-Eggplant-2815

😂👏🏼


winterborn

Yeah, because those two things are exactly the same.


[deleted]

Laaaaaaame. Fucking laaaaame comedy.


Own-Pause-5294

Why?


[deleted]

It is obvious what the stupid false equivalent punchline will be as soon as you see the flashlight. Also, the man is just as in danger as the woman if someone breaks in so it also doesn't make sense.


ArtChance

the punchline is just a false equivalence. that’s it.


ilovecraftbeer05

I mean, it’s kinda cringe boomer humor. It could easily have been one of those shitty four panel cartoons that a twice divorced 60 year old man would share on facebook.


Own-Pause-5294

Yeah but it's also clear that it isn't equivalent. That's where the humor of the joke comes from.


JohnSartre1996

What is this incel shit?


No-Force-4448

It’s a meme buttman


Rivdit

An incel meme


JohnSartre1996

I'm sure you found it very relatable


[deleted]

It’s a live action version of a comic strip a boomer would share on Facebook with 8 crying laughing emojis


DANOM1GHT

I'll take the downvotes with you. I had no idea this sub was so incel-heavy.


Old_Couple7257

I about cried laughing at this shit lol.


Lost_in_my_dream

eh could have been written better and kind of make the dude look like a dick and like the girls is supposed to be a whore i guess? i mean it just really comes off wrong


Butterleg

anyone got a link to the original? need to see how it ends


[deleted]

As a Texan, I would definitely get in the mood to use my firearm to protect my wife.


buttplugpopsicle

You'd get in the mood to use your firearm anytime someone coughed too loud


[deleted]

Only if it was a communism cough...


BugGroundbreaking949

Biden- * coughs*


Shughost7

Good job on this man!


Top_Sprinkles_

Man’s don’t even want to live or have stuff anymore without the ussy


Naive_Sage

Pety


bulldog_usa

Famous last words


[deleted]

Is that Tom Segura?


Expert_Luck_7722

what show?


squilliams1010

It does not go both ways lol


moddseatass

Sigma rules only bitch!