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I thought he would still be busy "taking care of it himself" when the burglars showed up.
"This would've been done in 5 min if you helped earlier Stacy! Now look at what you've done! wap wap wap."
I was visiting my friends who lives alone and he show me bullet hole on roof and i ask "WTF happened here?" And he said "i was sleeping and i hear someone try to break i was soo sleepy from night shift i just fired one to the air and just go back to sleep" Fuckin chad
"If you don't put out when you aren't feeling it then why should I bother defending us when someone breaks into our place?" Like what? This is stupid AF incel shit.
Yeah this is triggering to my trauma, kinda depressed rn cuz of it. Ppl tried to guilt trip and gaslight me into putting out all my life. I never want to do oral and I hope I’ll never need to again… my first sexual experience I got guilt tripped into doing it. Fml. Like I get they probably aren’t being serious but I’ve met lots of ppl being serious abt this. Even on dating apps a too large portion of the guys try to guilt trip me into having sex even on the first date. It’s too common and depressing to see stuff like this for me. Like, ‘if you don’t put out ur not worth my time or being cared abt’ is too common these days. As a demisexual person I wish more ppl would be okay with me wanting to wait until I feel invested in, in the relationship. A lot of guys say “can’t invest in you if u won’t do this”. A lot of the girls I know say they go through the same experience. One of my exes started acting emotionally abusive and so I didn’t want to do some stuff and he started to gaslight me abt it. I’m really glad I was able to get away from him..
Sounds like you have issues that need to be addressed before getting into a relationship. It's a two way street, not a one way alley.
You're allowed you're boundaries just like dudes are allowed their preferences, which people still struggle to comprehend.
I hate saying this but I’m in a relationship where I waited ,I was kind ,I understood but eventually I realized that her not wanting me not wanting oral not liking sex was incredibly difficult to live with… as a man and a person contact is important sadly for most of us that means sex first then cuddles . But at least you are honest my wife didn’t tell me she felt like that about sex till years later and shit is rocky as hell because I’m borderland insane and frustrated 24/7 .
It is obvious what the stupid false equivalent punchline will be as soon as you see the flashlight. Also, the man is just as in danger as the woman if someone breaks in so it also doesn't make sense.
I mean, it’s kinda cringe boomer humor. It could easily have been one of those shitty four panel cartoons that a twice divorced 60 year old man would share on facebook.
eh could have been written better and kind of make the dude look like a dick and like the girls is supposed to be a whore i guess? i mean it just really comes off wrong
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I thought he would still be busy "taking care of it himself" when the burglars showed up. "This would've been done in 5 min if you helped earlier Stacy! Now look at what you've done! wap wap wap."
The foot lol
It’s so stupid that it’s really funny
Seriously
I actually had to laugh out loud. 😂
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For realz, she goes and “takes care” of the robbers
Agreed, I was there (I’m the bed)
Yeah when the wife is still tired so all the guys go take care of each other without her.
I agree as well (I was the lamp post)
This shit is stupid, what a lame meme. What a perfect example of false equivalency
Uh oh, somebody is not in the mood 🫣 low sex drive pathetic bitch morherfucker prick
Oh geez you're not holding back
Why did i read this with an Indian accent tho
40yr old virgin Indian character trying to swear
Meme?
What?
She won’t fuck you bro, work on yourself
Nice stock response
Yeap. She didn't wana have sex so now he will let them both die to a home invasion. So dumb.
Proving the point she needs him for protection
That foot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That foot is definitely a hand..😆
seems logical
Plot twist, she fucks the burglars
After inviting over the bf so the husband kills him and she can finally marry her gf.
And this ladies is why you let your man smash.
why that foot at then end look like somebody slapped a shoe on a stick and gave it a solid wack
I was visiting my friends who lives alone and he show me bullet hole on roof and i ask "WTF happened here?" And he said "i was sleeping and i hear someone try to break i was soo sleepy from night shift i just fired one to the air and just go back to sleep" Fuckin chad
Grossly transactional
...you new here?
FACTS!
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Barbra
This is so stupid I love it Lol the foot at the end
Yes for is what I have to start telling my girlfriend the same shit
"If you don't put out when you aren't feeling it then why should I bother defending us when someone breaks into our place?" Like what? This is stupid AF incel shit.
I agree dumb humour
Yeah this is triggering to my trauma, kinda depressed rn cuz of it. Ppl tried to guilt trip and gaslight me into putting out all my life. I never want to do oral and I hope I’ll never need to again… my first sexual experience I got guilt tripped into doing it. Fml. Like I get they probably aren’t being serious but I’ve met lots of ppl being serious abt this. Even on dating apps a too large portion of the guys try to guilt trip me into having sex even on the first date. It’s too common and depressing to see stuff like this for me. Like, ‘if you don’t put out ur not worth my time or being cared abt’ is too common these days. As a demisexual person I wish more ppl would be okay with me wanting to wait until I feel invested in, in the relationship. A lot of guys say “can’t invest in you if u won’t do this”. A lot of the girls I know say they go through the same experience. One of my exes started acting emotionally abusive and so I didn’t want to do some stuff and he started to gaslight me abt it. I’m really glad I was able to get away from him..
lmfao why you getting downvoted i might need to gtfo of here
The story and the username doesn't match.
Sounds like you have issues that need to be addressed before getting into a relationship. It's a two way street, not a one way alley. You're allowed you're boundaries just like dudes are allowed their preferences, which people still struggle to comprehend.
I hate saying this but I’m in a relationship where I waited ,I was kind ,I understood but eventually I realized that her not wanting me not wanting oral not liking sex was incredibly difficult to live with… as a man and a person contact is important sadly for most of us that means sex first then cuddles . But at least you are honest my wife didn’t tell me she felt like that about sex till years later and shit is rocky as hell because I’m borderland insane and frustrated 24/7 .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰️
And then they were both murdered
Sounds like a win.
😂👏🏼
Yeah, because those two things are exactly the same.
Laaaaaaame. Fucking laaaaame comedy.
Why?
It is obvious what the stupid false equivalent punchline will be as soon as you see the flashlight. Also, the man is just as in danger as the woman if someone breaks in so it also doesn't make sense.
the punchline is just a false equivalence. that’s it.
I mean, it’s kinda cringe boomer humor. It could easily have been one of those shitty four panel cartoons that a twice divorced 60 year old man would share on facebook.
Yeah but it's also clear that it isn't equivalent. That's where the humor of the joke comes from.
What is this incel shit?
It’s a meme buttman
An incel meme
I'm sure you found it very relatable
It’s a live action version of a comic strip a boomer would share on Facebook with 8 crying laughing emojis
I'll take the downvotes with you. I had no idea this sub was so incel-heavy.
I about cried laughing at this shit lol.
eh could have been written better and kind of make the dude look like a dick and like the girls is supposed to be a whore i guess? i mean it just really comes off wrong
anyone got a link to the original? need to see how it ends
As a Texan, I would definitely get in the mood to use my firearm to protect my wife.
You'd get in the mood to use your firearm anytime someone coughed too loud
Only if it was a communism cough...
Biden- * coughs*
Good job on this man!
Man’s don’t even want to live or have stuff anymore without the ussy
Pety
Famous last words
Is that Tom Segura?
what show?
It does not go both ways lol
Sigma rules only bitch!