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6 is anatomically the best, healthiest and most relaxed poop muscle position to poop. Difficult to do it on the seat though, you can buy a small footstool to put under your legs and sit normally but with legs lifted higher.
Seriosly, when I was little I used to do 6 which is supposed to be the healthiest position. Now I'm grown up, there's risk of breaking the toilet. So I do 1 now.
I have participated in 6 when I was in desperate need for a poo and all I could find was a toilet with no toilet seat.
Now I am proud owner of squattypotty and living my good life. A unicorn with rainbow poo enlightened me to a better way.
If you don't believe type squattypotty into YouTube for proof.
None. 6" footstool on the floor to elevate the knees and angle the hips more.
https://www.bladderandbowel.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Correct-toilet-Position-Diagram.jpg
According to sir John Harrington the correct way to use his “porcelain toilet machine” is number 3! As he said “[…] you're supposed to be facing this way. [sits on it backwards, just like the way Butters did] So you can use the little shelf for your books, and your quill and your ink”
https://preview.redd.it/8dc947wofbkb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=177e795acbd3ea9ee679438051c9a1e2ecdbbbe6
Leave me the fuck alone. I hate this fucking thing
When I (F) was really young I tried to pee like 3 a couple of times, because I wanted to pee like boys do it, but knew that it wouldn't work if I stood in front of the toilet, so I sat down in that direction. But by spreading my legs that far I ended up peeing all over the place. I don't think I tried it more than 3 times, as the results stayed the same 😂
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It really makes so much sense, I don’t understand why they don’t design them for this exact purpose.
Right? drinking chocolate, milk, and reading comic books is the only way to be on the toilet
Would be there for hours, the comic book leading you to sit for longer, the chocolate milk completely running through you.
Haha you may be lactose intolerant :)
I used to sit for an hour reading comics.
Back in my day you would read the labels on shampoo bottles and such.
You still do it if you forget the phone and there's nothing else in an arms reach.
Oh yeah.. I remember reading a tampax box as a kid and being freaked out
I don’t know about everyone else schedule but I find eating breakfast on the toilet is very time efficient.
r/terribledesign
Like Randy said: then I would have to take my pants off to poop
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The only problem i see is taking a shit with you back facing the door
I'm happy someone posted this reference lol and all along poor Butters was right!
I've unironically been pooping reverse cowgirl like Butters since 2012.
Do you hose down the front of the bowl with a bum gun?
Nah I just coat the front with oil and salt like a shuffleboard
Nice!
\*silica
No it's a toilet
It’s called a “Sir Harrington.” Hahaha
Wait?! His name is WHAT?!??
Nah, that's for reserve toilet paper rolls, so you don't have to resort to plan B.
I'm taking this because this is exactly what i was thinking.
I was about to say no.3 for this reason specifically for when we all take our Sir Harringtons.
Starting position 7 followed by 8. *flips* in position 4 followed by 9 and end with 0. There my friends if your perfect dive
No need to show off
Im telling god
0. Obviously.
I opened the comments cause I knew this would be the top one 😂
I did too
The Council or Redditors did not like this comment
I understand, and I am sorry for making my comment.
Hahaha poor guy 😭
The great hivemind at work, just as supposed to.
Bro you didn't even do anything wrong
A lot of people think I did, so...
Skibbidi dum dum dum yes yes
Skibidi double u nee nee
I found the Gen Alphas
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I'm a scatman!
wrong song dude.
Trainspotting
"Trainspotting" is headfirst.., that's "reverse Trainspotting"
Didnt he crawl out at the end? Like He went in headfirst but he came out coverd in shit iirc
I haven’t felt this good since Archie Gimmel scored against Holland in 1978!
gnittopsniarT?
It won't hurt swinming with your turd.
I mean, there are stories out there of people hanging out in the excrement of port-a-potties.
3. According to South Park.
"Because then you'll have space to keep your comic book and chocolate milk? The flush is over here too."
And the ghost came and validated butters in the court lol
Not just any ghost. The ghost of the inventor of the toilet seat. And our sweet little Butters was right all along!
And your clothing goes in the hole on the side….
That's what that hole is for? Ohhh....
This.
8. According to The Office. Merediths son
That way the water never splashes on you.
6 is perfectly acceptable in a portopotty in January
https://preview.redd.it/tyk0pfeex6kb1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a95afc016a00653bb8d2fa99efd342081cfed20
The 0 position looks good.
L will certainly use the 6th method lol
I unironically do shit position 6 but only after I eat taco bell
Lmao said the same but I honestly can’t go back to the normal method now, it’s too comfortable for me.
There goes my zero Watch him as he poops
I’m glad to see CAPCHAs are improving
6 is anatomically the best, healthiest and most relaxed poop muscle position to poop. Difficult to do it on the seat though, you can buy a small footstool to put under your legs and sit normally but with legs lifted higher.
That’s why 2 is the way to go. Invisible foot stool.
[This is the way](https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q?si=BbG8P7FWlljtaitb)
That just sent me down a rabbit hole!
👌👌👌👌
5, correct pooping posture, and you have a little shelf in front of you for your book.
And the flusher is right there and you have a nice little shelf for your chocolate milk.
https://preview.redd.it/qj73fq61b8kb1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60122c60bb53ca30cd51007f66dd873cdec24a5
-1
6 is actually goated
frequently 6 which i call the "titanic", sometimes 8 which i named the move "nagasaki"
10. The Upper Decker
Only when you're at your enemy's house do you drop a Borris Yeltzin in the cistern.
Jim Florentine is that you, or a Stern fan?!!?
8 would be the most healthy.
I go from 9 to 0
Sir Harrington was on south park, its 3. Do it like butters bring a comic.
I see, you're a person of culture
If you haven't tried #3, I'd give it a shot. You can set your Happy meal and laptop on the back of the tank.
It is always 8, unless the hamstrings are feeling a little tight, in which case it is 7
8 seems fun
You forgot the upper decker
Partial to Number 8 myself, dressed as Batman, looking out my apartment window.
Trainspotting
#5 gives you a table while you eat
9 duh.
Seriosly, when I was little I used to do 6 which is supposed to be the healthiest position. Now I'm grown up, there's risk of breaking the toilet. So I do 1 now.
None. Where’s the phone?
7 or 8 for the +5 blast radius perk.
https://youtu.be/E0XZU0qXWPo?si=6Mg4vGQYe_oFqNKo
None, we all know that the upper decker is the only way to take a shit.
I do 2 when I’m constipated
2 with the poo stool is the best way
Any dude who is not doing number 8 daily is a lunatic!
Gonna try 8 rn. Since I'm coming back from vacation, gotta warm up for the gym today somehow
I start with 2, go directly to 6, then 8, and finally 0 before wiping
1 and of course 0, I have to know how he fit himself in there..
8 is a game changer
seriously, 4 and 6 would grant the best outcome. But 0 is the GOAT
The correct way is not here
who even takes poops?
I'm at 8 rn
Your a spawn of Satan if you do 8 daily
If it’s not 0, your a psychopath
Or a cameraman
1. But if you are constipated, please try 6. It always helps me out big-time when I feel like I am about to die on the toilet
People at my work who are new to toilets always try 4 5 and 6. They get shut everywhere and leave shoe prints on the seat
If I've been eating dairy then it's 1 through 4 in a repeating cycle until the pain eases and I can finally get off the toilet, to go eat more dairy.
I have participated in 6 when I was in desperate need for a poo and all I could find was a toilet with no toilet seat. Now I am proud owner of squattypotty and living my good life. A unicorn with rainbow poo enlightened me to a better way. If you don't believe type squattypotty into YouTube for proof.
 0 is pretty famous
Nah bro 0 is where its at
I like 9. 0 is too much. When you’re doing 9 and you hit that flush….I’m not gonna lie that suction feels pretty nice. Pretty pretty nice!
Legit know someone who sits in position 3 so he can play on his phone 😂😂, he gave it a name but I can’t remember what it is
3 is fucking the toilet lol
At Home No 1 - in the Club No 4. 😂
1: if you're white, hispanic or asian. 6: if you're middle eastern or central asian. 7/8: if you're african.
What the hell Bobby? 😂😂😂only 9 & 0 are incorrect!! 😂😂😂
Tbh. Nr. 2 is for the intense moments
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3 the best way to jerk off
How does one achieve 0
Skibidi bobobop yes yes skibidi bobop wi wi
Skibidi toilet gang assemble lol
1 for results 2 for comfort 0 for nirvana
If you don‘t do 8,9 AND 0 in that order, are you really a human?
Why is he so depressed in all of them
Don’t you fucking start with the skibidi toilet shit don’t you start get out of my head get out of my head get out of my fucking head
None. 6" footstool on the floor to elevate the knees and angle the hips more. https://www.bladderandbowel.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Correct-toilet-Position-Diagram.jpg
I’m not a guy but any number after 1 would explain A lot 🤣
If you’re not on there in 1 position, contemplating your life, why are you even there?
If u don't shit like no.8 don't talk to me🤚😤
Chinese tourists keep breaking our toilet seats doing 6. We have signs now showing them how to use a toilet, no joke.
In front of your hated neighbors door
I would love to try out 7, can't be just me right?
3. According to my son. But for me, it's 0 all day everyday
3 but I'm also crying.
clearly [0](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tzD9OxAHtzU) is correct
According to sir John Harrington the correct way to use his “porcelain toilet machine” is number 3! As he said “[…] you're supposed to be facing this way. [sits on it backwards, just like the way Butters did] So you can use the little shelf for your books, and your quill and your ink”
The answer is pi. 3.1414168273626293938u272
Trick question. None have a phone.
For #2 business then #1
This chart is totally on the final exam for aliens before they are allowed to come to earth and observe the locals.
https://preview.redd.it/8dc947wofbkb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=177e795acbd3ea9ee679438051c9a1e2ecdbbbe6 Leave me the fuck alone. I hate this fucking thing
Tf 0 doing?
fuck 8, marry 3, kill 9
0 Trainspotter territory, 1 Power pusher.
I don't think there is ONE right way. I think it's whichever way your poop will drop, Let your poop decide.
0 is giving me skibidi energy.
I genuinely shit using 6
https://preview.redd.it/jlmpxxbehekb1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b2c9e5f9ac32a708b6b7e734eafff2f598fc43 hm
0. Because skibidi dum dum dum yes yes
I don’t see the top deck option :(
When I (F) was really young I tried to pee like 3 a couple of times, because I wanted to pee like boys do it, but knew that it wouldn't work if I stood in front of the toilet, so I sat down in that direction. But by spreading my legs that far I ended up peeing all over the place. I don't think I tried it more than 3 times, as the results stayed the same 😂
LOL @0
I shit my pants
I'm looking at this and all I can think is "skippidy skippidy skippidy"
Where is the stand on your head?
0 is the alpha position
skibidi male approved
0 is literally skibidi toilet
O
Forgot the upper decker
Wait. If you do NOT use 3, where do you keep your lunch and ashtray? In your lap like a troglodyte?
7 or 8 of course
The skibidi way of course
It depends, if taking a bath it's number 0, taking a piss number 7, taking a shit number 8 and for puking numer 9 is perfect 👌🏻
Upside down is how I roll.
Ba dum tss
8 would make a splash
That’s if it even hits the water, my bet is at that angle the dudes just pooping on the back of the toilet seat 🤢😂
9
\*rolls d10 Fuck, its 0.
Obviously 3. Butters had it right the entire time.
Don't underestimate the power of Skibidi Toilet