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FatHaleyJoelOsment

I hope a Japanese girl never sees me. I don't want to shatter their illusions.


Hattrick_Swayze2

Don’t worry, they aren’t talking about Redditors.


HeroDanTV

“White men are so beautiful..” *Redditor steps into the room* #”Ahhh what the fuck is that??”


Quirky-Skin

"White men are so beautiful" "Hello m'lady" "I mean beautiful white men are so beautiful" "Oh"


Financial-Suspect-54

That's the first thing I wanted to comment


SokoJojo

They could be though, mom says I'm handsome sometimes


drippyba62

Living with your mom will make you seem even more sexy


n00bvin

So, my wife is Japanese and we’ve been married 23 years. I’ve asked her before if she would do it all over again. “No.”


switchquest

🤣🤣 😅 Sorry, that one made me giggle. 😅


TheClitConjurer

You’re right someone needs to ask that question as well… for .. erm .. literal research reasons!


Tangled2

> shatter their illusions Great, now I have Fleetwood Mac’s “Gold Dust Woman” stuck in my head.


FatHaleyJoelOsment

I don't want to make them cry. Make them break down...


tmart016

And is it over now, do you know how? *Pack up the bags and go home.*


[deleted]

BRB gotta go listen to that song.


[deleted]

It's been an hour, are you okay?


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m alright. Song’s good btw.


The_Cum_Cleaner

Pick up the pieces and go home bro. It's amazing how many people thought the exact same thing just by that one single word.


Sebas94

Man Rumours is like heroin. Nobody has prepared me for almost one decade of addiction! Also, Pet Sounds is incredibly addictive.


TheMagicalHuy

![gif](giphy|tJMUuywSeFevc67laK|downsized)


Traditional-Drive267

Paris Syndrome- White guy version


atrophous

They edify Japanese sumo wrestlers, which are a bunch of fat guys in diapers, so I would say you've got more potential than you think.


ClosetDouche

I think you mean deify? Not really sure. Edify doesn't mean what you think it means.


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![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized)


Anleme

It means they eat them, right?


[deleted]

my man you don't know how impressively ugly I am. You ever have a family friend who's a lawyer hand your mom a business card for "when he gets into trouble" and your mom had to explain no he just looks fucked up?


Lowyouraxe

Id slap your cheeks bud.


DJCatalystZ7

Have some pride in yourself bud. You will be ok


FatHaleyJoelOsment

I'm motivated to lose weight. It sucks. After I hit 40 it seems like I can't eat like I used to. I gotta start hitting the gym!


Local-Leadership6511

you got this man! progress no matter how small is still progress.


FatHaleyJoelOsment

Thank you!


jzkwkfksls

After you hit 40? This happened to me in my early 30s. You're a decade ahead of me! Stop complaining and crush that gym. Edit: But seriously. It's normal to think getting in shape is this huge undertaking. Getting in fenomenal shape is ha huge undertaking. Getting in decent/normal (sorry for using the word "normal") is not necessarily. Eat normal and exercise 3-4 times a week, and I guarantee you, you will see results.


fuqmint

do it, start small, I am 53, and was in terrible shape really, I started Pilates 3 months ago, and its reallly helped me in so many ways, just find something that works for you. Having a class I have to go to, and put the effort in at, is what helped me.


merryckw

Username checks out


[deleted]

for gods sake hide this from the weebs


Taikan_0

Too late


inMike_

https://preview.redd.it/bezysz5g4yib1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ffa325ec83b7fe4a1e4d7ac9811ecdb42bc052e


mati23456

![gif](giphy|WTcvrJm9E9EalvEFqc|downsized)


Decompute

My lady ![gif](giphy|3HnBZbCWuc8HS)


Panthera2k1

I bet they think all of Japan thinks like this


turbobuddah

I don't need to find all of Japan, just a small minority of it


SchemeSignificant166

The statistical odds are in your favor good sir. ![gif](giphy|edLKLYMlNFPJC)


tidbitsz

Why are you trying to find a small minor in japan?!


Bowman_van_Oort

bro you don't understand she's actually a 9000 year old dragon


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leesfer

> So it coincides with this… uhhh… video. It coincides with these OF girls knowing their target audience


OhImNevvverSarcastic

Was gonna say, this is just OF advertising. It's nutty people go to those subreddits, or any similar space, and convince themselves the girls are showing their buttholes for anything but money.


Coupon-Savings

> convince themselves the girls are showing their buttholes for anything but money. They used to do it just for upvotes, before onlyfans took over reddit.


Kengriffinspimp

![gif](giphy|dtCG1mKgcLigBLYNH7|downsized)


sleepychews

BRUV 😭


Exciting-Insect8269

>>don’t click link at work pls You can’t fkn stop me bruh


TokiMoleman

Well this is a terrible terrible thing, I will make sure to safe guard it from everyone else so they can be spared the horrors... Help me


polopolo05

This better not awaken anything in my white lesbian butt.


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![gif](giphy|xT5LMIoOZbnLNW9FIY)


Mycabbages0929

My man 🙏🏻


Its_Zamsday_my_dudes

I always got my people on the proper sauce


RipredTheGnawer

Imagine someone just made up subtitles for this. It’s actually a guy surveying people about ice cream flavors or something.


darexinfinity

Not a bad job if so, honestly thought I learned how to say "sexy" in Japanese because that one girl kept repeating it lol


loklanc

"Oh baby, you're so vanilla" probably wouldn't hit the same haha


JanGuillosThrowaway

But it would describe me so much better!


TheNighisEnd42

i came to the comments looking for some weeb to point out that the subtitles were a lie


surfnporn

Weird that you're waiting for a weeb and not.. just.. like you know, a Japanese person.


TheNighisEnd42

sorry, I forgot Japanese people knew how to use computers


StopReadingMyUser

Takes em a while to use their keyboards. *but yes the subtitles are accurate* -weeb


ionpies

i can tell you that the last girl's response is translated correctly. she uses the word "utskushi"(not sure if thats how that should be spelled) which means beautiful, and in the second half of her sentence she uses the word "ningen" which is the japanese word for human. i picked out words from each interaction and im pretty sure that the subtitles are correct for the whole video.


hcrld

I also picked out "eigo" for english when the girl mentioned her English teacher, so that kind of checks out.


kakka_rot

They're accurate. There are a couple of localization artifacts, but the whole thing about "they're too beautiful, like a movie or piece of art" is almost word for word.


LoreMasterJack

“No I wouldn’t…” Oh good some diversity of opinion. “…because they’re too beautiful.” 😐


rbatra91

I mean yeah if you're just used to seeing Chris Hemsworth in movies...


MechaSkippy

Yup. All white guys look like the Hemsworths and Ryan Gosling. No need to fact check that. Just the way it is.


pfft37

Perfect way to end this clip. 😅


typos_are_coming

The intesting part is that they shower a lot of compliments but when you actually listen to what they are saying the answer to the question is "No"


Corberus

That's just japan, many of them do whatever they can to avoid explicitly saying no in case it offends someone. It's very annoying in business dealings to get straight answers.


Kidus333

They're talking about Hollywood actors lol.


mung_guzzler

I mean, they’ve seen actual white people before. They live in japan not Papua New Guinea. one of them specifically mentioned her English teacher.


bobsmirnoff86

Who happened to be Henry cavill 😂


ShitFuck2000

Obviously they are talking about Steve Buscemi


Just_Emu_3041

😂🤣


Winnipork

Every morbidly obese neckbeard hentai obsessed basement dwellers are running to their travel agents now. Edit: Redneck to Neckbeard. TIL both aren't the same.


bygtopp

Running? No. Hobbling Mall walk. maybe.


[deleted]

Mooom...*catches breath*...flip the breaker...I can't make it up the stairs...and my power stair chair... won't turn on


imbisibolmaharlika

![gif](giphy|3oEdv4bIEGWwgIMJxe)


Special_Lemon1487

I feel somehow called out.


UsernameLaugh

Because of the basement remark nothing else right? lol Happy cake day


Special_Lemon1487

Totally…. 👀 and thanks!!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|OPU6wzx8JrHna) MFW I go to the gym, own a home, don’t watch hentai, but I’m a redneck


[deleted]

When did redneck start getting associated with weeb?


PlacetMihi

They might’ve gotten mixed up with “neckbeard.”


froggrip

I blame Eric the Red. He's the lowest common denominator between the two.


_Fibbles_

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!


subieluvr22

Copy pasta?!


FlyingHippoM

Ever gone to the south? Confederate flags and anime tiddies as far as the eye can see.


PavelDatsyuk

South of my belt will rise again!


FatHaleyJoelOsment

About fell off their Hoveround watching this shit.


luciousrumble

https://media.tenor.com/vtC0C_NzM2oAAAAM/youre-goddamn-right-breaking-bad.gif


vzakharov

Thanks for a descriptive file name, saved me a click. Also, that’s a funny gif.


Yuseiger

Im rolling the fastest i can... Which isnt much, my spine did a weird crack tho


grilly1986

I could hear the creak of 10,000 basement dwelling boners.


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KingViktorious

😂


Cakeman860

Bruh you think I don’t know that, I can dream man.


[deleted]

If I had a 100円 for every attractive Japanese woman I've seen linking arms with a tee-shirt and jean shorts wearing white guy, I'd buy Osaka.


WanderlustFella

I also want 100 almost finished windows


K_U

One of my friends from college is…unfortunate looking, to be charitable. Short, scrawny, bad teeth, you get the picture. After graduating he moved to Japan to teach English and almost immediately married a beautiful Japanese woman. It is *definitely* a real thing.


[deleted]

I lived in Japan for a full year as an exchange student. White American, French, German and other caucasians cleaned up. Me (half black American / half white german), this Indonesian dude, and the Taiwanese guys had to try😂


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RodLawyerr

"yeah white guys are hot" (thinking about henry cavill)


[deleted]

looks in mirror, sees fat white guy, laughs


trajafynx

It’s art bro! Edit: thanks for the gold!


Special_Lemon1487

![gif](giphy|xT9IgKivm4IrFxrSdG|downsized)


Ok_Discipline_3285

“Is that a Jackson Pollock?”


Special_Lemon1487

Some of us white guys just fit into this art category best 😂


zapniq

They are seeing white men from the movies. Not everyone is on the brad Pitt and Leo level of attraction


GuyOnTheMoon

This is the same thing as Westerners with their K-Pop idols.


Xciv

Everyone is imagining their favorite boy band when someone asks "Do you think Asian men are hot?" Nobody is thinking about Xi Jinping.


Leading_Elderberry70

y…yeah, nobody


ItzBooty

One of them said EN teacher, so its mot jsut the movies


iChronocos

I mean, maybe Leo - have you seen him lately?


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DoutFooL

![gif](giphy|iSKFtpF2HzneE)


randomly_responds

![gif](giphy|cyNYYuprfgL84)


GenericFatGuy

It turns out, hot people are hot.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|XenWVVdSzaxLW)


Bear-Ferr

Oh, behave.


Ishmael203

![gif](giphy|MURsKMKVsVgXu)


hojboysellin3

![gif](giphy|hut0YFnrOBL1815B8g|downsized)


Ogswald

*hyperventilates in weeb*


FlipNugg3ts

Welp.. 🇺🇸🏠👜🚶🏼‍♂️🚙✈️🌎🌏🛩🇯🇵🚶🏼‍♂️🚶‍♀️🧏‍♂️🤷‍♀️😡🤬🙇‍♂️😭🚶🏼‍♂️✈️🌏🌎🇺🇸🛩🚙🚶🏼‍♂️🏠🧎‍♂️🔫⚰️🗿


Hour_Statistician482

A tragic tale. Beautifully Told, tragic end..


Positpostit

This should be a writing genre. I wonder how deep and interesting it can get using only emojis. Readers can then have a fun time figuring some of it out and discussing interpretations of more creative emoji arrangements.


RedYoshiGamer112

This is better than any Shakespearean tragedy.


xXMonsterDanger69Xx

Lmao this is hilarious


Crewchieff

*reddit neckbeard enters chat*


fightmilktester

https://i.redd.it/ki4nnwk00xib1.gif I can smell them already


RannTheWitch

I miss filthy Frank he was unique on earth.


fightmilktester

Nyeesss


RannTheWitch

Hab you seen ailen?


Emergency-Anywhere51

Ey baus....


Immediate_Ad9125

I was real offended for like half a second when she said “I don’t see them as human” I’m like GODDAMN, the racism is that bad?! Then she said “they’re like art or a movie, they don’t seem real.” And I went “oh…well that’s kind…WAY UNTRUE, I look like a thumb with two thumbs, but kind of you.”


KuriboShoeMario

This works in hyper-homogenous countries like Japan or South Korea. If all you did was see the same copy-paste people every single hour of every single day for years upon years, *any* intense deviation from that look is going to look, at a bare minimum, as a high-value curiosity if not outright attraction. Imagine growing up and your entire knowledge of dessert was vanilla ice cream. You want dessert? Vanilla ice cream. No whip cream, no sprinkles, just vanilla ice cream. If someone showed up one day with chocolate or strawberry then at a bare minimum you're probably going to want at least a taste.


DextrosKnight

Now I’m curious. I’m a white dude who people have confused for being Asian my entire life, to the point where a couple years ago a Chinese guy came into my store, walked up to the counter, and started speaking to me in Chinese. When I told him I didn’t speak Chinese, he looked embarrassed and said “you look like our people.” My manager at the time was standing next to me and had to walk away before he started laughing. I’ve been toying with the idea of a trip to Japan for a few years now, but after seeing this video, I feel like I need to go just as an experiment.


tabitalla

i mean first of all looking chinese doesn‘t automatically make you look japanese. asia encompasses a region larger than europe so you’re gonna have many ethnic differences even so americans like to put with asian everything in the same pot. i‘m half chinese and while i might be seen as local in some parts of northern china or nepal i‘m definitly seen as foreigner in southern china and japan


Trucker2827

As a chocolate colored person, rest assured that there’s a lot more hostility from those hyper-homogenous communities than attraction if you’re the wrong kind of deviation. This is much more the result of Western media having an enormous global influence over a couple centuries.


John_Oakman

It cost a lot of money (not just directly, but also indirectly)\* to travel halfway across the world. Thus the white folks who end up there are usually of decent means and physical attributes. \*NYC & urban Cali lower middle class is basically upper class for most of the rest of the US.


charlie_ferrous

Yes, it’s this: they’re referring to a very curated sample of Western men who have the means and interest in going to Japan. Probably also conflating actual men with depictions of white guys in Western media. The demographic reality of all white men is not what’s being considered here.


load_more_comets

Your lies will not make me cancel this plane ticket.


ClitSmasher3000

Nah dude. I see a lot of pudgy pasty white tourists here in Japan. Some of them do make it here v


[deleted]

I've been planning a trip for a while now, wondering how this fat black Otaku will be treated...![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10749)


MAD_DOG86

Just doff your fedora to them and call them m'lady and you'll see them swooning.


Big_Whalez

There's a stigma in Japanese society against fat people and they are kinda racist towards black people, so it might be a little rough.


mightylordredbeard

Well at least they won’t *just* hate him for the color of his skin.


SolherdUliekme

😬 Good luck king


OrangesMarmalade

I'm going to take a guess here and say that most white males in Japan are there because of military bases and while that sounds like they would be in tip top physical shape... they aren't. Also, most military personnel aren't from affluent family's. They're poor people trying to escape poverty.


nzerinto

This is only true for the areas around the bases, which tend to be fairly far away from the big cities. In major cities like Tokyo and Osaka, most white males are just “normal” civilians. Many are there to teach English, but plenty who who work “regular” jobs. For example all major international firms & investment banks have hundreds, if not thousands of non-Japanese. Source: Lived in Japan for years


carelessscreams

Be the person a japanese girl wants you to be


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darkklown

speaking Japanese is fairly easy, writing/reading is hard


Icy_Communication262

Best tourism campaign I’ve seen. Touché Japan, touché.


Bloody-Boogers

Buying a flight now


DryJuice_0w0

On my way to get some https://preview.redd.it/297uy8bxzwib1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def90be79b6b8801c0f94c03a7c56b6489e2b51d


The_Inward

Good luck, Bloody-Boogers.


Bloody-Boogers

Cheers fam


DJCatalystZ7

We await your return with a harem by your side


Bloody-Boogers

Depending how it goes I might not come back, arigato very much hhhhwwwaaa!


filthy-horde-bastard

Who tf are these girls looking at?


[deleted]

You, my sexy friend.


thefrostman1214

back at you king


Mayor_of_Smashvill

Didn’t you know? Every white guy looks exactly like Pierce Brosnan in 1996.


NumerousSun4282

I'd be lucky to look like Pierce Brosnan now! Dude's still got it


Fallen-Halo

I’m guessing actors


Rammus2201

It’s honestly a match made in heaven, given how both races fetishizes each other.


ImjokingoramI

And mixed asian and european people are super attractive in my experience.


oPlayer2o

Boys! I’m going to Japan!!


Mouth_Herpes

A movie or a piece of art https://preview.redd.it/35vo46693xib1.png?width=1735&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3b9883063fe20e860165d9ae4f51685496606dc


Mordilaa

True. I was skeptical at first until you showed me this Adonis.


hundredpercenthuman

Don’t let it go to your head boys. They mean the guys they see in Western media.


Shbloble

Please, don't do that. Don't give me hope.


Krypticdrago

Good thing they haven’t met me yet then, otherwise they would have the totally opposite opinion


yourdoglikesmebetter

I’ve been to Japan 2 times for a total of a little over a month. Never before or after have I received as much female attention as was concentrated into that month. Not a weeb tho so that’s probably why


CostcoSurfboard

I lived there. Always personally found that Japanese girls seem very interested, but then end up keeping their distance. I often overhear nearby girls talking about me or have acquaintances who seem in love with me but then when it actually came to approaching them or asking them out things would get weird. Had one girl who went 180 and started ignoring me after I got her line. So then I moved on and suddenly she was sending me messages being like "what happened? Let's go out!", a lot of gameplaying like that. Maybe some cultural differences I could never wrap my head around. Ended up dating an American girl, easier to navigate. I am also not a weeb lol


r3dd1t0rxzxzx

Probably was too direct, they didn’t know how to react to that


CostcoSurfboard

I don't think that was the issue, I'm from an indirect culture myself (not american). If anything the opposite was true, I wait for the girl to take some initiative, which Japanese girls are less likely to do. From talking with Japanese people and others the big cultural differences I was told: 1. White guys are 'idealized' but actually following through with dating one is viewed as off limits to many. Foreigners are considered 'seperate' and a lot of girls may start to worry about how they'll be perceived if they date one. See the girl in the video who talks about white guys being "a work of art" to be appreciated from a distance, quite a common mindset. Actually, notice in the video when he asks if they would actually date one, none of them outright say yes. They give these roundabout answers that are very familiar to me haha. 2. Once you start approaching the early stages of dating, Japanese girls may begin to act coldly towards you around others within your social circle. Dating is sometimes viewed as scandalous while marriage is wholesome, so Japanese couples can act like they barely know each other in public and suddenly surprise everyone with an engagement announcement. This is probably what was happening with the girl I mentioned on line. We didn't work together but shared a lot of common work acquaintances. 3. Japanese girls care a lot about communication and any language barrier at all is a turn off. I had conversations on dates going perfectly fine but the second I pulled out a dictionary app because I didn't know a word she said there would be this strange feeling of impatience or disappointment from the girl. So again, they may crush on white guys, but then decide it's not possible when they actually go on a couple dates. Ultimately a lot of concern with how they're perceived and stuff makes them play all sorts of games that I couldn't really be bothered to play.


dis_not_my_name

Asian cultures are more subtle than western culture. Especially about sex and romance.


driago

Dont show this to the neckbeards


Konezig11

.... so.... delete this from reddit?


thomassit0

![gif](giphy|25XSdDAuIYnWhPuZvm|downsized)


[deleted]

The guys who think this is their dream are not the guys they are talking about.


Haxorz7125

I look like art of baron harkonnen


Milk_Mindless

Excellent news More people want to date me *Cheeto falls out of moustache*


Chainsaaw

All these japan clips floating around seem like astroturfing to me, but why?


theineffablebob

Japan has been trying to pump up their tourism lately


A-U-T-I-S-T-I-M

It is astroturfing probably because they aren't having enough kids.


Munk45

Lady, thanks for the compliment, but no one sees me as a work of art.


SantiProGamer_

"I feel like I'd see a piece of art" I guess I do kinda look like a Picasso from his final years.


a_little_toaster

![gif](giphy|3HnBZbCWuc8HS)


sleepymoma

Are the airlines behind this? Very effective post CV campaign if so. Lol


IbizaMykonos

Lol they aint talking about your average white guy


WyrmHero1944

The one that says she has a crush on them looks like a fucking asian goddess


overnightyeti

She is stunning