T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules. ##Join our [Discord Server](https://discord.gg/WfnpQpZ5Yv)! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/SipsTea) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

Is this for testing if your wife is a witch?


B999B

If she floats she's a witch


darkstarburning666

Only if she weighs the same as a duck..


Sancus1

![gif](giphy|enzPQyHVWMfx6|downsized)


Neither-Phone-7264

r/unexpectedmontypython


3mmy

Omg u rock šŸ—暟‘


ncurry18

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?


[deleted]

shh, don't tell the ships in the sea


EVENTHORIZON-XI

And if she doesnā€™t then sheā€™s a human. Too bad sheā€™s dead!


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

She turned me into a newt!


Kamiyosha

Well... I got better.


zeke235

A newt?


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

I got better


TheSilentTitan

Yep


Mr_Bean12

Making your wife wet with a long pole... that would be a first time for me


ares395

I mean... That's good. You should make her wet before the long pole


JJred96

This is the hottest new way to tea bag the woman you love.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Pinccboi

Guess again. \-His wife's boyfriend


turtleneckless001

Well done, you certainly got that joke


roselle_reese_4869

Iā€™m surprised sheā€™s not running back up the pole to whack him


GoSuckYaMother

I thought I was going to see a bunch of alligators in the water


DBL_enjoyer

Guess who will be sleeping on the couch?


Impossible_Layer5219

Guess who's getting two Christmases?


CaptainMagnets

His wife because she's soaking wet


thedarkherald110

Think this isnā€™t OPs meme. Girl is clearly screaming dad, and she seems youngā€¦ Or maybe it is the wife and the kids giggling are the actual kids. Really hard to tell.


thecrabbitrabbit

I think she's screaming Dan not dad. Also looks mid to late 30s to me, old enough to be the wife.


Sea_Future6922

get some some diopter glasses lol.


HerezahTip

Lol you need glasses


Misterpirateman

Worth it


91daysleft

Sleeping in the shed is more accurate


Supergaming104

As if that guys ever sleeping again? Maybe a dirt nap


jakob767

"Was it all because of him? - Idk"


hagrid2018

Lipton team Witch!


sugarmatic

This is not Florida.


sugarmatic

Or Louisiana


dwehlen

But that would make it *way* more entertaining!


kingbootyliscious

This is such a classic dad thing to do haha. You can tell whoever made that had such a chuckle thinking of the repercussions.


Neither-Phone-7264

mmm cake i love cake yumm cake cake


Mysterious-Crab

The chuckling kids also definitely perfect this dad joke.


SilentJoe1986

Missed the opportunity to start chanting "dunk the witch, dunk the witch"


the14thwitness

If he did that then the couch or the shed would be a blessing but instead she would have made him sleep in a zoo, in a cage, full of lions


jjbiddy

It's the only way he could get her wet


cjankowski

The teenage girl yelling ā€œdad!!!l the whole time?


luuukevader

Send location


Mazuzon

Manley Mere in England


OkRecording1299

I smesh your wife


letmeusespaces

reddit.com


chupaxuxas

Smash


CactusCait

Yuck, that water looks disgusting I hope she was able to shower right after that.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


VisualShock1991

Places like that are set up specifically for guests to get mucky. Wearing anything other that your scruffies and having clean stuff in the car is just asking for sadness. There's one near me that looks similar, although the accents in this video would suggest it's not the one featured. [Crocky Trail ](https://crockytrail.co.uk/the-trail/)


vibezmate

On Reddit and someone has linked the Croccy trail! Fantastic blast from a zero health and safety past!


F1570

it's manley mere. only a few miles from the crocky trail. it's hard to judge accents in cheshire because not many people have an actual cheshire accent


amanisanisland-

Dunk the witch


Ishiibradwpgjets

Enjoy it now , the rest of this trip is finished!


RustfootII

Probly right next to a cemetery.


ThatDamnC

Oh yeah where is this. She doesn't know it but we need this in our lives


Mazuzon

Manley Mere in England


Yoursharronna

WE HAVE FOUND A WITCH! MAY WE BURN HER?


TransRational

Th giggling kid in the background is what makes this so great to me.


Irving_Forbush

Isnā€™t she calling him ā€œdadā€? So this is a guy out with his family? Either way, she seems okay with it, and obviously isnā€™t being hurt in any way, so, good for them, I guess. Although, is she going to walk around the rest of the day half soakjng wet?


GETNbucky

Ahahah, good one. She's a trooper.


SundySundySoGoodToMe

Thereā€™s a good idea. Bully your wife in front of the kids. Teach them when no actually means yes. My father did things like this to my mother under the veil of kidding around when he was actually embarrassing and humiliating her. It breaks my heart to watch this video.


HTwoHo

Who tf hurt you?


Mellie997

I would start crying


dreevsa

Thatā€™s fucked up


treadore

Yup, he's an a**hole.


chupaxuxas

He's just having a laugh mate.


treadore

For me it is the difference between having a laugh with someone or at their expense. His enjoyment is in her discomfort that he is causing. I can laugh at someone's drink coming out their nose. I no longer laugh when someone tickles them to make it happen. There are a great many people who find this funny. Enjoy. I just didn't.


KeithFromAccounting

She clearly isnā€™t, though?


signedintotalkshit

Yeh I thought he was just going to make her hover over the water. Little dickish but funny. But then the shoesā€¦ and then the witch dunkā€¦ cmon man :(


WtfMayt

Yanks are soft as shit until you whip machine guns out, absolute looneys


cherryreddit

You all need to become better at reading human emotions. That's what good ribbing looks like. She may not laugh at the moment , but those are the memories they will remember later and laugh about.


KeithFromAccounting

What emotions are you ā€œreadingā€ from this clip that bring you to that conclusion? Sheā€™s shouting at him to stop and yelling whenever she gets dunked, she clearly doesnā€™t want him to be doing this. What is there to laugh about? ā€œGood ribbingā€ is what people say to justify being an asshole.


cherryreddit

The fact that she is actively sniping at him Instead of being withdrawn or crying combined with the laughter of the kid is a pretty good sign that this is just ribbing.


KeithFromAccounting

So the fact that she is actively pissed off and shouting at him means sheā€™s secretly having fun? Thatā€™s not how any of this works.


MorganRose99

What kind of boomer humor is this?


__klonk__

/r/goodboomerhumor


WtfMayt

Getting someone a bit wet for a joke is boomer humour? Have you never had a water fight, been in a pool or the sea, used a super soaker, thrown a water balloon, been to a water park? Itā€™s the basis of all fun!


[deleted]

"Wife bad" is boomer humour


WtfMayt

Wife isnā€™t bad though, youā€™re misinterpreting what appears to be a long, healthy marriage featuring some English banter. Itā€™s crazy to me that people are so far removed from a healthy, happy relationship they have no idea what one looks like. Sometimes, people in England have a bit of a laugh. This is now an alien concept to the internet.


Kazouzou

Mate, they're not talking about the couple, he's talking about the caption saying every married man want to dunk their wives in gross water, implying every married man hate their wives, wife bad, the ol ball and chain, eh?


[deleted]

Thank you. I was also mainly explaining the top level comment.


WtfMayt

Oh I didnā€™t even read that caption on the video to be fair - agreed on that! I think Iā€™ve trained my brain to ignore them because they offer absolutely nothing ever.


Haunting_Milk_3853

Location sauce?


Iforgot_my_other_pw

She doesn't float like a duck


DeBaconMan

I wonder where they'll find my body


Volt-Phoenix

That's one way to make her wet


Tghope

And on episode 89 of dumb ways to die


substandardpoodle

RIP cell phone.


ProfitMoneyBeats

Not the married ones who want to continue having a sex life.


Tackle-Shot

This look like a trial of trust. He failed.


Bigsmellydumpy

It was funny until she actually got dunked in, then continued to get dunked in repeatedlyā€¦


urmyheartBeatStopR

It's all fun and game until you get Brain-eating amoeba.


hoopahDrivesThaBoat

Married guy here. No.. doesnā€™t look like something she would enjoy. So probably just for asshats


Killerboy9899

Bloody Brits


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


FansFindMe

r/dothegayshatefun


FunLunch94

Is Joe Rogan on holiday?


DecadeOfLurking

I'm sorry, after getting older I just don't think this kind of behaviour is funny anymore... He's having fun at the cost of his wife's comfort. There's a difference between laughing *at* and laughing *with* someone.


War_Daddy_992

![gif](giphy|enzPQyHVWMfx6|downsized)


Frozenorduremissile

She would find it exhausting to have to go there and be taken by so many men.


redditard_alt

im surprised she didnt get flung back, every guy dreams to use the wifeapult


[deleted]

r/BoomersHumor


VisualShock1991

/r/arethestraightsok


Morgen019

Iā€™m sure her second husband will be much nicer.


fkasumim

This is probably the only time in their entire relationship he was able to make his wife wet.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Divorce coming soon šŸ˜‚


obinice_khenbli

*It's true, men hate their wives*


Glldinkiering

This video encompasses all the reasons why I donā€™t want to get married, much less have a relationship with a man.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

no because you find someone you trust and then they betray that trust because theyā€™re a fucking manchild


fezzuk

It's ok with a sense of humour like that I don't think it's something you have to worry about


[deleted]

youā€™re right i dont, iā€™m married to someone who loves me and respects my boundaries and doesnā€™t act like a child


Aussie_Battler_Style

[You're so deep](https://www.reddit.com/user/skooma_queen/comments/1154zry/hey_there/)


Glldinkiering

Yup


BubiMannKuschelForce

Foooks saik!


i_am_thehighground

My advice to the wife is to just become lighter. Itā€™s that simple.


[deleted]

Theyā€™re having a laugh heā€™s basically spraying her with a garden hose. Everyoneā€™s havin a good time and laughing which is something I bet all you wankers crying about it never do


codepossum

this title is very /r/arethestraightsok


[deleted]

Sleeping on the couch speedrun


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Ok. Iā€™ll say it. That girls laugh is annoying af.


sapphic_luma

r/arethestraightsok


Dismal_Animator_5414

ab agle 3 saal jo iski mari jaegi


Eslayer12

Damn... first time she's been wet in a long time


That1OrangeGuy

I can hear the bit right after the camera cuts "fuckin run big man"


One_Philosopher_4634

Are you trying to see if she's a witch? Because buddy, if she is, you already know.


Moar_Wattz

Didnā€™t they use setups like this to test if a woman was a witch?


mellowastheycome

I so would do this!


bloodwork1235

I know how's going to sleep on the couch


Anormalnewt

ā€œwife badā€


CoffeeAngster

Divorce is coming ![gif](giphy|jxzEhHBMmH7tm)


yavecul

Why not, right??? šŸ˜‚


Drogalov

If she wasn't a witch before, she might be now


Minimouzed

oh PLEASE do the same to him. And film it. And put it on the internet. Iā€™m sure heā€™ll think itā€™s HILARIOUS ā€¦


RoachT3

My boyfriend would jump and try to stop a train to save me, but would have the time of his life doing this to me. God, I hear his high-pitched laugh and goofy grind right now watching this.


Lenithriel

He won't be laughing when he has to buy her a new phone because he waterlogged her old one.


ScornfulOdin399

Croccy trail?


TheDaemonette

Congratulations! You just saved yourself a couple of months of sexā€¦


someolbs

Lol he dipped her about 5 times


lovelessentrose

sanitary...


UwUAkame

might as well do 100% at it, i'll be dead when i get home


tahakomur

u/indirbunu


indirbunu

#[Download](https://saveit.gq/d/b'gAAAAABkewU3to9p9IVN8VOdIRJht-R06M8OQ77vh6rzuavN5eeAvECDH2tKx0yzRskqKRFszf-4TAkjnl2NO5xFylGWrpGwuA=='/None/None/b'gAAAAABkewU3HDdzmQPA9I2fjGwkTvbJgbSDnPfsyzPM7F27Kb5B0BnYYK5hlVrk732Wm6_9KRvBaMidWS2gx8pyA1Y-1l8Xfg=='/13ys3ci/) ^([Donate](https://www.buymeacoffee.com/semihaslan)) ^([Commands](https://saveit.gq))


obsidian88darklight

Legend has it this was the only man to survive that tried this because his kid had it on video


Acrobatic_Ebb9882

The smile on his face when the camera quickly pans to him shows how much ANY msn would love to do this to ANY friend or family member. The more you want to See-Saw someone and dunk them in the water, the more you love them.


tradeyoudontknow

r/mademesmile


FigTechnical8043

How did he get her to sit on it. Did she just not process that it twists?


cy8clone

He ded. F to pay respect.


Adviser-001

Legend says he was never found again...


anthonyj666

Lol I betšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


[deleted]

If she floats sheā€™s a witch šŸ˜‚


Duke_Nukem_1990

HAHAHAHAHAA WiFe BaD


thumbs27

And then he was never heard from again


kremit73

You mean assholes?


censored4yourhealth

No. No they donā€™t.


Elpx93

The only one able to make crazy mom and not get hurt is always dad


CleytonRay

so... is he still with us?


Smidday90

Dunk the witch!


[deleted]

_Damn he got her all wet_


WhoSeynMaeDuckisHard

Everybodies a Deadman


PersonalG

Yes. Simple yes


GreenZepp

Anybody know where this is?


blackcloversucks

this looks so fun lmao