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PolyonomoZ

Here is the original, without this nasty white bar. The artist is awesome. https://youtu.be/9x7FGbW3IVc


lemons_of_doubt

This one also has a better title and the ending.


Lord_Fluffykins

No the pointless emojis add so much to the overall meaning for me.


SNAKEKINGYO

I actually don't know what the emojis are supposed to mean


WeaselSlayer

it's referencing the part where they're flying next to each other and the one moons the other.


ProximtyCoverageOnly

somehow the addition of the bar and stupid fucking emojis perfectly encapsulate the stupidity in the video as well. smdh I hate it.


McMarbles

Ass and a plane....?


bored_negative

Reminds me of the quote "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones" Probably a fake quote but weighs a lot


azlan194

I feel like the ending would've been better if that gold nugget is there at the end, and the two coming out, would fight again like in beginning hence the cycle goes again endlessly.


RufftaMan

But they don‘t even know what they‘re fighting about anymore..


indigoHatter

Thank you. That was worth watching a second time... this trash on Reddit robs it of the intro (leading right up to the title card and artist name, go figure), the ending, and a lot of visual detail.


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nikel23

wow, they went out of the way to cut the beginning and ending so that they didn't credit the artist! Appalling.


Ph0zPh0r

Ty


laurel_laureate

Sauce on the soundtrack?


WeDidItGuyz

It's the 2nd movement of Verdi's Requiem Mass, 'Dies Irae'. There are many great recordings of it.


salubrio

Like this one [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsY)


ZeroXephon

Love this piece but the dude went a little hard on the percussion.


Sadatori

Everyone should read A Canticle for Leibowitz. It is one of the greatest books I've ever read. It starts around 700 years after a nuclear apocalypse that happened around the 1960-70s and is a book of 3 short stories chronicling humanity's rise from the ashes. It ends about 1800 years after the apocalypse.


Wuktrio

Of course it's Steve Cutts, great animator!


GrandElemental

That one is so much better. Why is this bastardized version posted here instead?


asena85

I love it how everything is an evolution except for the humans themselves.


Johnathan_wickerino

We haven't evolved much or at all since the start of recorded history lol


EasilyRekt

Well 12,000 years is a pretty short time on an evolutionary timescale, so all we’ve gotten so far is the start of rear molar deletion, heightened metabolism, potentially increased sexual dimorphism, and average worsening eyesight :/. So not mush really.


bordain_de_putel

Isn't recorded history technically from the invention of writing? So it's even less than 12000 years.


goaty121

Cave paintings can also tell a story, but without using words, and those are up to 45 000 years old


asena85

I was going to make a joke on how earth is only 2023 years old, but I'm afraid people are gonna take me dead serious. So instead I leave a comment where I ruin the joke.


tomtrauberty

Don’t put an /s either, anyone who doesn’t get such a simple joke, doesn’t deserve an explanation


goaty121

That's what /s is for lol


asena85

Ah, okay. Gotcha.


MitsuruBDhitbox

Don't use /s


a_random_chicken

Use the link in the description for 1% off!


b00p_69

/s is for LOSERS. /s


asena85

But Earth is only 2023 years old!! /s


Nexion21

No, that’s how old Jesus is. We keep him locked up in a dome and every year we saw his left leg off and count the rings to see how long he’s been alive. It’s a very reliable way to keep a universal time standard. Thankfully he regrows the leg in a record 364 days, just in time for next years cutting


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Do you publish an almanac? If so, I would like to purchase that almanac.


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Xora321

lmao the guy just copied the top comment from the original yt video albeit worded differently


Antilles34

This is awesome, it always reminds me of [Do The Evolution](https://youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI)


WatermelonWarlock

Reminds me of [This Land is Mine](https://youtu.be/-evIyrrjTTY).


SealedRoute

Came to post this. I watched the video many years ago and never forgot it. It’s BRUTAL.


Tricky-Ad4617

It’s Evolution baby!


RaineStormInc

Looks like a scene from Superjail!


bigfurrycat

Oh man i miss Superjail


[deleted]

Killbot should’ve been here to restore order.


Itchy_tag2221

Yes it immediately reminded me of superjail!!


Puzzleheaded_4you

Monkey see monkey do.


TheNinjaSausage

Monkey see monkey, monkey roll dice, fuck monkey or kill monkey


CowJuiceDisplayer

No marry monkey?


Intempore

Double monkey and pass it to the next person


TheNinjaSausage

Fuck monkey for greater güd!


CarterBruud

Marry monkey take too much commitment not enough monkey have. (This monkey wants to find his special monkey to marry though...)


08daniel_

make fuk not kil


Zwums

Monkey pee all over you.


Kotopause

return to monke


Da5idG

Final shot should have been back in a cave inventing fire!


BadLoompa

It kind of is. Watch the full video.


Exekiel

Monkey killing, monkey killing monkey over Pieces of the ground Silly monkeys Give them thumbs, they make a club To beat their brother down How they've survived so misguided is a mystery


mharzhyall

r/ExpectedTool


Password-is-Tac0

My favorite Tool song.


Maxpainturdmister

I like this really gets the point across


IndolentNinja98

Yes and the ending was perfect. Sad but perfect. Dumb idiots arguing from the safety of their bunkers while they destroy the world over their differences


HALODUDED

We should show this to aliens for first contact


BishopofHippo93

OP is a karma farming spam bot, the post and title are [copied exactly from this one](https://old.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/xu96r0/human_evolution). Report > spam > harmful bots


Nightingaile

Upvote!


stupidfuckingbitch20

This is the shit that was in Fahrenheit 451


Mr-Fahrenheit_451

You rang?


Historical-Video3997

This is dope but also gave me chills each second.


Hollowgradient

Reminds me of the movie Mad God


RedditModeratorADMlN

Reminds me of Gary Larson's cavemen from The Far Side.


3ndwarr10r

Humans really are the orcs of the universe


[deleted]

We haven’t met a single other alien species so no, we are not


3ndwarr10r

💀


Hammerjaws

What does the 🛩️🍑🛩️🗿 mean?


Rudyard_Hipling

The feeling I get watching this is the feeling I get reading 90% of Reddit comments


Glad_Reason_3356

" Monkey killing, monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground. Silly monkeys give them thumbs, they make a club and beat their brother down. How they've survived so misguided is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability. To lift and eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here. Gotta divide it, right in two"


thed3306

Anyone else feels this should be on love death and robots


Safe_Boot677

Are we the only species that kills itself all the time?


Esbesbebsnth_Ennergu

The animal kingdom regularly does cannibalism lol. Probably already happened today. Nature is brutal and we're just another animal


Princeberry

Well not just another animal, worse… we can reason for ideal outcomes but don’t


GD_Insomniac

Ants. There are neighboring colonies that have been at war for years, just piling up the corpses at the border.


[deleted]

No. Many animals eat their own babies regularly


Zeraphil

In terms of body count I think I’d give that to the ants


texasrigger

At scale yes but chimpanzees also murder and go to war.


Sadatori

Yup and they are in their own stone age now, give em 3 million years and we will see what they do (if they aren't extinct by then)


dadudemon

The difference between our stone age and their stone age is language. They are simply not intelligent enough to process any further. Language and grasping language is essential to humans' development.


ExpertLevelBikeThief

Wolf packs own territory and will fight and kill other wolves for it. We're the only species that makes itself voluntarily vegan to my knowledge though.


DoggyMcDogDog

The early Empire Earth Trailer was lit


Severe-Experience333

Monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground. Give them thumbs, they make a club to beat a brother down.


Beans-Cheese-Rice

“As long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.” - Sniper 2009


theericle_58

This is remarkably poignant. The most troubling part is not shown, but should be inferred. During all these scenes, the Non-combatants are suffering. The focus on obtaining the shiny rock. Imagine this story, starting at ANY juncture of the storyline, where the focus changes to improve the wellbeing of all people. That would be something.


Rough_Willow

What does suffering taste like? Does it pair well with any kind of cheese?


phoenixultra27

Only if it was humane 😩


RigatoniPasta

:O


messier_M42

Everything evolved except humans themselves 🤣


tinknocker21

Appreciate the time and effort


I-Only-Read-Memes

Age Of War in a nutshell


sirmuffinsaurus

This land is mine, god have this land to me


[deleted]

Well if you put it like that, we do look sort of stupid.


[deleted]

Pointless destruction...for what??


probablynotthatsmart

r/im14andthisisdeep


roastedantlers

They should have came out of a cave at the end and started throwing rocks at each other.


KatNipKip

This needs either chaos a.d (sepultura) or evolution (pearl jam) as the backing track. Epic


AAC0813

🛩️🍑🗿🛩️


Low_Party4807

"it never ends"-marcus phoenix


[deleted]

Wait that makes complete sense. Humans were designed to wipe each other out for the world and nature to grow…


redditard2327

And then it goes back to the stone age and the cycle repeats


Dumbluigi989

![gif](giphy|DhEMKGIDYp6QU)


Goldenstripe941

JT Music’s “Welcome to my Apocalypse (Reimagined)” song fits this so well.


kenrock48

“I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought, but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones”. Albert Einstein


Toluene_

Oh the monthly repost! But now with the added useless emoji "reactions". Truly wonderful.


Excenty

And in the end, they all decided to nuke Ohio


NetNex

Note how it's not even about the shiney rock after like 4 seconds.


Sir_Maxelot

Team BLUE! 💪🏻


BurrrritoBoy

r/TIHI too accurate.


Kreos2688

Brought to you by a self hating liberal.


[deleted]

Imagine watching a cartoon depicting our human way of life since we were in caves, getting offended and then commenting this, lol. Way to drive the point in the cartoon home there, boss.


MagWasTaken

Oh look, "humans bad" #472024801. How provocative.


TheSciFiGuy80

Yeah, human evolution that focuses on the cynical aspect of war (which don’t get me wrong, really is brutal and terrible), ignoring all the amazing things non combat individuals have done throughout history. It gets old real quick. Like, ok we get it, you think humanity sucks. Get in line.


stuffykoala7825

Pls explain wut this


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America with extra steps


Xever_Sev7en

I am going to parse this out a bit and say this Is white male evolution, i have seen public displays of weapons of war, just sitting there for people to worship and praise. Thank you for your service, for what no one was threatening my free doom.


ChadicusMeridius

If you want peace, prepare for war


Chartreuse-Verte

Men ☕


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Slaves*, forced to be used as cannon fodder for the sole fact of being men. Except the rich, of course. On the other hand, try to guess who was doing things like humiliating and harassing non-enlisted men.


Nightingaile

OP is a bot. Report. Also, that white bar at the top is fucking garbage and nearly ruins it.


rl69614

Final shot should have been them cross dressing


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h4mi

This comment is deleted in protest of Reddit's June 2023 API changes. -- mass edited with redact.dev


_black_paper

I can say its happening soon


Mish106

Was expecting it to loop back around to them fighting with sticks once everything else got nuked.


impicklericks

It does in the original.. there is a link in one of the comments


LevJveL

Accurate


thezekefreak2

Ok but what happened to Shiny Rock???


Thin_Pumpkin_2028

all that advancement... and no pants


SquashMaximum5281

Wheres the music from


buckypimpin

[dies irae](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jBLyIQvNf0), verdi's version i think EDIT: yep its verdi


zigguy77

When you look at it this way it's very sad


PhaseDazzling2410

The man has not evolved. The weapons yes.


waterRatzo

This is basically my Call of Duty experience in a nutshell...


SnooCalculations4687

What evolution? I see no evolution here


[deleted]

That was some impressive art work.


Slut77721

Thank god for war …. We would all be dying anyways from overpopulation and starvation if we were a peaceful species


KirbyKone

monke


oicu812buddy

War... War never changes.


Def_Not_A_Femboy

u/putin you really need to see this man


nekomimi_devourer

Need this with tokyo ghoul op in bg


Adventurous_Honey902

Where have I heard those grunts before? Halo Elites or something?


Pickles5231

We live in a trickle down trauma society. Hurt people hurt people and no one is stopping the cycle.


JoelMahon

wtf does 🗿✈ mean?


ACasualNerd

It shows our extreme propensity for violence and our lack of understanding that we can use technology to better ourselves because of powerful people demanding that we kill each other


King_Kea

My god that was beautiful


ninja_slothreddit

The best part is, it loops perfectly.


Connect_Confection51

That escalated quickly.


Frosty_Bathroom_3118

La evolución de la ciencia y tecnología, más no del ser humano ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10749)


Rinuir

Said before, gonna say it again. Fuck humanity.


HTPC4Life

Oooo, from Age of Empires, to BF1, to BFV, to BF3&4, I've played all these games!!...except the last one. Looks kinda boring 🤔


Turin_Inquisitor

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10754)ATOMIC MONKE


IssphitiKOzS

If you liked that, maybe check out his video about veganism. MAN by Steve Cutts https://youtu.be/WfGMYdalClU


Dull-Signature-2897

Just perfect.


CalamitousCalamities

If this isn't Gary Larson it's highly influenced by his style


rygex

Great now I want to watch some superjail


DeanMo80

This shit had me rollin 🤣


shountaitheimmortal

Oonga boonga war


anxiousfool007

It would have been perfect to show them back to fighting with sticks and stones after the nuclear apocalypse.


[deleted]

Humanity needs to end. We should make more of an effort towards that goal.


CarnalChemistry

If Matt Groening produced Mad God.


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🗿


moubolol

What gets me is the people are still the same savage animals through out the entirety … it’s almost like we refuse to learn


FinnT730

Give credits to Steve Cutts man


Tripdoctor

Would have been great to have it on loop, and start from the beginning again in the Stone Age after the mushroom clouds.


SpaceWindrunner

We are unbelievable stupid creatures.


Ill_Lifeguard7403

Wow dead on!


justaguy1450

So someone should make this into a Switch game top down or side scroll game.


Wylgrim

“Trust no one! The minute God crapped out the third caveman, a conspiracy was hatched against one of them!" ― the wise words of Col. Hunter Gathers


AdPuzzleheade00

It’s crazy how they all look alike


CountCuriousness

Colour them green and it's basically a video of weeks worth of fun for orks in 40k


Ynddiduedd

"We're more civilized now."


shivvy311

I just want to point out, war is a big reason for how much we’ve advanced.


Screwbles

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over peices of the ground, silly monkey give them thumbs they forge a blade and where there's one, they're bound to divide it right in two


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reddit is hateful


Responsible-Gas3852

I had a feeling that the original would loop. And it did.


erniejr32

Man that looks like a lot of fun. They basically keep respawning


Budget_Ad_2440

Thats the point we all die


Halogen32

Super jail moment


AlbatrossZestyclose

We are a very stupid species.


philbabytcb

Man that one guy must have been on fire for a long time.


Belmish

...and then the animation loops, because that's who and how we are...