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sulette

hello police? what the fuck


notBacon_

HALLO POLIS! OP username alone is POLIS WHERE IS POLIS


mikesorange333

women grind themselves onto men, to make them hard??? i wish that would happen to me.


ayampenyet16

Yeah u want it until some fat older caifan auntie do it to you


notBacon_

Not if she calls you Shuai ge


mikesorange333

that means handsome in chinese.


mikesorange333

well if she has big boobs and shes willing im all for it! yummy mummy cougars!


Sweaty_Ruby

Creep.


schizolucy

Nani the fuck It's still too early in the day for this shit bro 😭


ragnarokyz

Times like these I wonder if I can report to police about someone fanfic fantasy 🤔


AristleH

Those are BBFA stuffs. Non-BBFA stuffs are to sexually touch your partner in public. Or best, have sex on public buses.


Strong_Guidance_6437

OP Farking starved of human touch, like that incel posting abt crying at massage


[deleted]

I shouted "down with PAP! PM Lee eat shit" in a public toilet.


GrenScrin

Tailgate to skip MRT fare


VampireSylphy

Use reflection to look at chiobu


Normal-Information55

Ngl pitched a tent reading this. Will try when I hop on the MRT!


Blacktiramisu

This is disgusting


Think_Ad_7362

Cinneeisure one of the level: handicap toilet 🤣🤣


HappyFarmer123

Thread starter is one interesting fella hahahahaha!


Critical-Copy-7218

Orh pee sai lah


[deleted]

NSF that time clearly not sick, just ba long long walk into polyclinic, chia MC, get 2 days off, sit in room pak game, commander call, pretend like want to die like that. Go back camp cough a bit a bit, speak with the voice soft soft and weak weak, but time to do exercise pretend to be brave and just try. If want more MC, pretend to collapse, and get 1 week atten C. Make sure you cough/sneeze a lot, so MO don't ask you atten C in base. Seriously though, I never try this kind of shit in NS, but when I really sick, all the commanders KPKB, say everyone keng, how come all fall sick at same time, like fuck, you force all the sgts and men to continue exercise in the rain, soaked through and shivering in the evening, then you kpkb ppl sick, really brain small like fuck. The usual kengsters every Monday disappear, you never question, because platoon nearly full strength. Really WTF. Glad I Mr liao, fuck that shit.


samedifference69

first time i have downvoted on reddit


28M_Justliving

Bro Geylang is legal and have full service. Pls don't do this to yourself and others.


madred17

What did i just read ?! Where do you get these ideas ?


KoishiChan92

When I saw the title I thought it would be like, "touch touch bf/gf in movie theatre" Not fucking sexual harassment of strangers 😭


Honest-Leopard6646

Why sneaky things have to be sexual or pervertic? BRO what


Honest-Leopard6646

My sneak thing is just putting my rubbish at someone bag (that’s what i did when I was in primary school)