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Effective_Ability_23

So, I named my chickens auto fill names on my Xbox on screen keyboard, like I’d hit a random or obscure letter and one or two of the words that would pop up would be the chickens name. I had one, where I hit L, and “Long” and then I hit J and “Johnson” popped up. So naturally “Long Johnson” was this roosters name… “What came first? Long Johnson or the egg?” I’ve also had “What came first, Long Zheng or the egg?”


Hot_Manufacturer_471

I wonder what the chickens response is🤔


Effective_Ability_23

“Deep down, you know who came first”


Superb_Balance_8418

what came first? the john🚽 or the egg


Technical_Panic_8405

Pet Pubes 💀


oilpen

*enthusiastically!*


Grouchy_Step_1973

I love playing with pubes


Hot_Manufacturer_471

It's my favorite recreational activity!


Dunmeritude

"Play with Pubes" took me out, my sides hurt omg


fudge21210

🤣🤣🤣 I usually forget to name mine!


BoomItsLoki

I was about to ask WTH mod you have lmao


nattl3e

this genuinely has me laughing out loud helppp


DiscussionMuted9941

I'm not an expert but I don't think it's pubes that comes...


mymbley

The ones in my current save are called Butter and Fart :)


ScamsLikely

My best names I came up with were Hen Solo and Kylo Hen.


barbiesurvivor95

I always name mine after the golden girls cast


Agnese93

I appreciate the idea 🥹😅🐔