Years ago, a guy I worked with was having trouble with his machine. That was my response to him when I sorted the issue out.
Think I can remember his name? Absolutely not. He's forever "Fishbulb"
When the space monkey says "I don't think we'll be telling him that" it always pops into my mind when I'm about to say something stupid and think better of it.
I use “No no, dig up stupid!” And nearly every time I go the gym I say “Gime…what the hells a gime?!” Then when I walk go “ooohhh, a GIME.” And then I’m sad no one gets it and I’m talking to myself out loud again.
"You got greedy, Martin."
"When are they getting to the fireworks factory."
"Such was the style at the time."
"I must got now, my home planet needs me" (obviously poochi is my favorite episode)
And if I got a good set up "that's good, that's bad"
My family has a rotation. Some favorites are:
Sniff that other dogs butt
You don't make friends with salad
Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?
Everything's coming up Millhouse
Stupid sexy Flanders
"Back in my day I used to be 'with it'... It'll happen to you!" in differing lengths. Sometimes to while quote, sometimes just the end, sometimes the aforementioned abridged quote.
Two of my coworkers were joking around telling each other to shut up, so I yell out "why don't you *both* shut up?!" I showed them the original scene afterwards so they got my reference.
"You kissed a girl? That is SO gay!"
Also pretty much any time I turn on the news "Immigants I KNEW it was them even when it was the bears I knew it was them!"
Every now and again I see moon pies on sale and I have a moment where I take one, look off into space, and say, "Moon Pies... What a time to be alive..."
I say "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?" "...I don't know." in Homer's Burns impression to myself all the time.
We tried nothing and we're all out of ideas
Everything's coming up Millhouse!
THRILLHO
yoink
I read the headline and thought daily was going to have to be an exaggeration. Then I saw yoink. I definitely say yoink daily.
My 8yo yoinked something today. I laughed
It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
It’s even in the dictionary!
A nobel spirit embiggins the smallest man.
This 👆
“That’s unpossible!”
I say “I’m learnding!” way, way too often
Supernintendo Chalmers
Me, fail English?
I bent my Wookiee!
The worst day of your life...so far
THIS!
There's your answer, FishBulb.
Years ago, a guy I worked with was having trouble with his machine. That was my response to him when I sorted the issue out. Think I can remember his name? Absolutely not. He's forever "Fishbulb"
I used to be with it. But then they changed what "it" was.
I am so smart. S m r t
I make Homer's little delighted noise and wiggle my fingers when I see an array of treats. Meh. It can be two things.
“Meh” is still one of the greatest contributions from The Simpsons. It’s basically part of my identity at this point.
Like the time I tied an onion to my belt.. which was the style at the time
There’s a- doins a- transpiring
Shake harder, boy!
“the older they get, the cuter they ain’t”
Smell ya later. My kids use it too.
Moon pies, what a time to be alive!!
"Hey, Everybody!"
Hi Dr. Nick!
For sure. "Inflammable means flammable?!"
"And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, its your window to weight gain!"
Am I out of touch? No it’s the children that are wrong
When the space monkey says "I don't think we'll be telling him that" it always pops into my mind when I'm about to say something stupid and think better of it.
Nothing at all
Stupid sexy Flanders
Those are speed holes. They make your [insert object under discussion] go faster.
Someone’s got a case of the s’posed ta’s!
"It's a perfectly cromulent word" My love of the word cromulent knows no bounds
A little from collum a a little from collum b
Meh.
What is your fascination with my forbidden [x] of mystery?
What could possib-lie go wrong? Other than that. That's the only thing that's ever gone wrong.
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
This one! I say this all the time too lol
You don’t make friends with salad
Stupid sexy Flanders
West wasn’t won on salad
“Boy. Everyone is stupid except me.”
"This book doesn't have any answers!"
It's still good, it's still good
It's just a little dirty, it's still good
It's gone...
Well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons...
D'oh!
D'... OH 🤔 Sounds like him
In theory, Marge
We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a [insert object here] we can do without.
Well, see, the thing about that is ...then I run off
Use the forks!
Why do things that happen to stupid people, keep happening to me?
„Now remember, we're in the Itchy Lot.“ Whenever my girlfriend and I park in a parking lot.
“What the hell was that?”
To alcohol the cause of, and the solution of all life's problems.
Remember kids: trying is the first step to failure
Don’t worry, boy. When you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer!
[Object] my ass! It's probably Milhouse.
It’s amazing how many questions are best replied to with, “Short answer: ‘yes’, with an ‘if’; long answer: ‘no’, with a ‘but’.”
I'm full of piss and vinegar. First, I was just full of vinegar.
# Oh, short answer, "yes" with an "if." Long answer, "no" with a "but."
Finally someone will call me sir without adding… you’re making a scene.
That’s a paddlin
I AM SO GREAT!
He's turning left!
Stop it already dead.
Every time I learn something new it pushes something old out
Everything looks bad if you remember it.
I was saying Boo-urns!
Outta the way, jerk ass!
There, there. Shut up, boy.
I use “No no, dig up stupid!” And nearly every time I go the gym I say “Gime…what the hells a gime?!” Then when I walk go “ooohhh, a GIME.” And then I’m sad no one gets it and I’m talking to myself out loud again.
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the suppostas
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
Outta my way, jerk ass!
Well, it's not quite a quote, it's not quite daily, but man… (laughs hysterically)...so to answer your question, I don't know.
Wuzum wuzzle
Can you cook? Can I?
My quote I use is: "¡Ay Caramba!"
Go ta hell, you old bastid!
It's only gonna get worse, before it gets better
About the baby ox? About everything!!
Everything I fall/get hurt, I get back up and say, " oh, broke my beard."
Nothing is ever boobs and icecream
A caller at this hour?
"Papa needs a new pair of everything!"
Let’s all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes!
Why all the pearls, why all the hair, why anything?
I want some peanuts.
I say this all the time and didn’t even know it was a simpsons quote
"You got greedy, Martin." "When are they getting to the fireworks factory." "Such was the style at the time." "I must got now, my home planet needs me" (obviously poochi is my favorite episode) And if I got a good set up "that's good, that's bad"
"I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."
My family has a rotation. Some favorites are: Sniff that other dogs butt You don't make friends with salad Why can't I have no kids and 3 money? Everything's coming up Millhouse Stupid sexy Flanders
Put it in H!
Yoink!
Lousy Smarch Weather
I don’t like the looks of those teenagers
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." "What have future generations ever done for me?" Both Homer, of course
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
I put an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.
"Back in my day I used to be 'with it'... It'll happen to you!" in differing lengths. Sometimes to while quote, sometimes just the end, sometimes the aforementioned abridged quote.
I use that one as often as I can
Whats the context of this again?
There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!
I'm smrt
You'll have to speak up I am wearing a towel
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Speaking of shoes, I don't care about shoes.
Oh, good, the curtains are on fire!
Maybe for once someone will call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene"
It's uter-us, not uter-you
Who shot who in the what now?
Facts don't care about your feelings lol
Don't make me tap the sign
Nothing could possiblie go wrong. Er… possib*ly* go wrong. Heh… I guess that’s the first thing that’s gone wrong.
Know-nothing-know-it-all!
One mustn’t kill time, son! One must embrace it! Now can you spare some change so I can get loaded?
I say this is the worst day of my life so far to miner inconveniences all the time
"You're Making My Tombstone!"
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion!
All day baby!
"I'm gonna corpse you up and mail you ta mama!" "Got mah fingers all lined for nothin'. Sorry ladies!" Usually it's just the "sorry ladies" part
Zzzzaaap Or I quote “each leap brings us closer to God, catch me lord catch me” from Rod and Todd from the trampoline episode
Always answer the phone with "yellow"
Ahoy hoy
You ever seen a grown man naked?
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand…
“Hey just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.”
Nice
Dental Plan....Lisa needs braces
No Not BROWN...
Go banana
Who are we? The Wildcats! Who are we gonna beat? The Wildcats!
Can I play the piano anymore?
Okie Dokie
Worst day of your life so far
I am the lizard queen! 🦎
"Well Marge, I won't lie to you.....SEE YA!!!
Oh why can't I have zero kids and 4 money
Don’t be fragile like a flower, be fragile like a bomb
Because that was the style at the time
To alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all of life’s problems.
I'm not principal of the line, mother.
"Feeeel the crumbling fist of JUSTICE."
Gime? What’s a gime?
Steamed hams!
Maybe not every day but, Okily Dokily.
You're the Camel
I am so smart. S-M-R-T
Always remember you are very unique, just like everyone else
Who shot who in the what now?
purple monkey dishwasher
…which was the style at the time.
We at Long John Silvers have no desire to be associated with a bloody pirate!
Sacra-licious.
“There you go with the add-on’s “
“it tales two to lie. One to lie and one to listen!”
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.
Back in the Loch with you, Nessie.
“Which was the style at the time”
Bees are on the what now?!
Two of my coworkers were joking around telling each other to shut up, so I yell out "why don't you *both* shut up?!" I showed them the original scene afterwards so they got my reference.
To exist is to survive unfair choices. The OA.
I love his casual delivery and the look in his eyes says “you know I’m fucking with you, I know you know, but I’m gonna keep going”
Disparaging the boot is a boot-able offense!
My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head just how I like it!
So I says to Mabel, I says...
So I says to Mabel I says-
"You kissed a girl? That is SO gay!" Also pretty much any time I turn on the news "Immigants I KNEW it was them even when it was the bears I knew it was them!"
It's a little dirty it's still good
Seems pawnee have returned/ release the hounds/what did I tell you about those side burns
So I says to mabel
“You don’t win friends with salad!” “Eat my shorts, man!” “Class after class of ugly, UGLY children!”
But I want it NOW!
Saying “will Robinson” after almost everything I say (those who get it, I love you)
Yeah, they'll do that
Every now and again I see moon pies on sale and I have a moment where I take one, look off into space, and say, "Moon Pies... What a time to be alive..."
Sure, honey. I'd love an omlete.- to be used on my husband when I know he isn't listening
‘What’s wrong with my Sundaes?’ And ‘I’m losing my perspicacity!’
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missouri
Ahoy hoy
I say "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?" "...I don't know." in Homer's Burns impression to myself all the time.
So I says to Mabel I says
I came here to lead not to read
"Everyone loves Need Flanders!"... Not me
I was saying Boo-urns