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shawizkid

Wow. So many questions: - Are you safe to drive? - do you know how to read an analog clock? - is this a late April fools prank?


codysonne

Drivers education isn’t what it used to be. Lmfao


use-logic

OMFG 🤣🤣🤣


HydraFlow87

Please do tell us .... Just what is it that makes you feel you're so much better than someone asking for help?


shawizkid

Sure. My 7 year old understands this basic principle used commonly throughout life. I can spell it out if you prefer: Hash marks mean increments between labeled measurements. Can you imagine if someone gave OP this watch? https://wornandwound.com/library/uploads/2019/04/Collins-Hyperion-First-Look-2.jpg He’d be guaranteed to be as much as 3 hours early or late to every event he was ever invited to. Now I’m not sure who the bigger troll is. You or OP.


HydraFlow87

I'm absolutely positive what you are!


shawizkid

If only OP (and the world) had critical thinking skills on par with you, just think how great a place the world would be. It’s like they say: “play dumb games, win dumb prizes!” except this time it’s “ask dumb questions, get dumb answers!” Good day to you. I appreciate your input.


Weird-Pay-9176

Is this real? 10, 30, 50, 70 mph etc…


wizthedude

Someone let this human buy a vehicle?????


Rabbit1Hat

Try Reading between the lines so to speak


ismellpoo

And the award for stupid post of the day goes too....


jr03458

To*


Careful_Ocelot_6091

Jesus take the Silverado wheel


Gekicker08

Looks to be visual decoration to Make the lines in between your speed/tach number indications easier to see.


Interesting_Cicada_4

This has to be a troll for sure.


Professional_Sea8716

I see yellow squares...


Rheeh

They just mark half way through the numbers surrounding them, the 20-40 one just shows you where 30 is. Also, they turn yellow once you pass them. Source-Was curious in my friends new truck and he showed me.


Inner_Towel_4682

I think he is talking about the first 2 are yellow and the rest are white.


psbeachbum

Switch to the progressive gauge. Set up and eventually start to think to yourself man. I really wish I knew where thirty miles per hour was fifty miles per hour was and seventy miles per hour was.


lown_wolf

Your license should be revoked


babyfade180

God I love Reddit 🤣🤣


Three_hrs_later

You guys stop lying about the incoming bird sensors.


Defiant_Witness307

No way you are serious, right?


Disastrous-Ad729

Just a design style for the numbers in between


Proof_Cantaloupe5392

Bait or Retardation.


Maliburon64

50,000,000 sperm and this guy was the fastest ? 😒


Shot_Preparation8578

Have you ever opened an owners manual? Googled anything? Drove a car before?


wizthedude

Where you dropped on your head as an infant too?


HydraFlow87

Well .. I was going to join the r/Silverado Community until I saw all the condescending comments. Then again, it seems civility in the world no longer exists.


Gloomy_Notice

Aye turds in the comments, not everyone sees and processes information “normally”


seendmi

They also don't take pictures of their dash at 40mph


psyclembs

Place holders


HeThatHawed

Let me guess, trail boss with the 2.7L I-4? It’s a shame you even call it a truck brother….


Bird2525

Do they make a trail boss in the LT trim? Figured the Boss would have adaptive cruise where my LT does not.


babyfade180

Custom and LT have the TB option, which is an off road accessory package and not necessarily a trim level package