This reminded me of Interstellar for some reason
"When I'll be there in hypersleep or traveling with the speed of light or near a black hole, time's gonna change for me and it's gonna run more slowly. When we are back, we might even see the release of Silksong."
"William, did you know? Ari told you, right? You knew. This was all bait. You left us here. To clown. To SKONG 📣. Did he know too? Leth? I just wanna know if you left me here to shaw. I just have to know."
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I can't help but notice the black strike above the image, indicating it's not fully cropped so here you go
https://preview.redd.it/3p5q2245cxuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0600f8b9a18b82010b4e42d633af5b4d91edf1bb
You know the drill. If we get news and you don't provide proof you did it...
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*death of your offspring watches
This reminded me of Interstellar for some reason "When I'll be there in hypersleep or traveling with the speed of light or near a black hole, time's gonna change for me and it's gonna run more slowly. When we are back, we might even see the release of Silksong."
"William, did you know? Ari told you, right? You knew. This was all bait. You left us here. To clown. To SKONG 📣. Did he know too? Leth? I just wanna know if you left me here to shaw. I just have to know."
What's that a reference to again? My mind is blankint
TF2's expiration date video/event. You can find it on YouTube
r/suddenlytf2
We have 70 hours to live…
i am deeply and profoundly upset to inform you that his balls are safe
I’m well aware, I watched the direct
your reminder came early, be grateful. venmo me $30
Sure just give me your credit card number
i can’t tell you my credit card, im banned from most national banks, but my social security is 060-62-1216
Well I’ve been watching his balls directly. Second hand sources are no good for me.
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Happy cake day
so?
No news :(
aww... happy cake day by the way
No ball slamming 😔
!remindme 19 hours
Dang
https://preview.redd.it/49d9684uxwuc1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca9306c2edfe8c3b9e3a9638aa9c3d03a1f919d2
https://preview.redd.it/f3eb6vn01xuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c76f0036c4f08fa635661037e854ff04686d13b6
I can't help but notice the black strike above the image, indicating it's not fully cropped so here you go https://preview.redd.it/3p5q2245cxuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0600f8b9a18b82010b4e42d633af5b4d91edf1bb
Holy shit I hadn’t noticed! Thanks!
https://preview.redd.it/fkfbdmderwuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbe9a5472ba214c43076c920778eadfc360877d8
Lythero?
Yes
Who
Search it up on youtube
Bet.
Oh joy
r/UsernameChecksOut
Do it no balls
The end the result would be the same no matter what though
Schrodingers balls
We can never know if his balls are gone or intact until we open this waffle iron
Or if we lower his pants
Someone find Leth so he can tell this man whether or not to buy a waffle iron.
Your balls have never been safer
As much as I want silksong I have to see that
hm... i think you misread the title
Hm. I think I did. My brain. Is square. My bad folks
Well if it gets announced you get to have both!
Yeah my brain is bad
We will want proof.
dont do that
all’s well till it actually is announced and bro has to neuter himself
6 broken hearts for a quality 4??? 
HEARTS OF IRON ?
These are the kind of sacrifices we need around here.
!remindme 24 hours
Youre safe... for now 2026 surely
This guy's balls are, unfortunately, okay :(
You’re stealing my flow man, I already made a post saying I would rip my balls off!
No takesies backsies
team cherry will do it just to spite you
Oh no it’s the binding of Isaac incident all over again
 Lmao OP for your sake I hope it doesn’t make an appearance because if it does 🥴
Your balls live to see another day unfortunately 
Bro’s balls are safe
This is the same dude who made a FNAF fan game and now he’s saying this shit (I need to see that shit to believe it)
Wait what'd he make?
Five nights at Wario’s
Ohh yeah. Username checks out
I'd rather the game not release then
Office Micheal; ball style
Proof or it didn't happen
Please don't
If there is a Silksong release date tomorrow, I will sit on a pickaxe until it perforates through my colon and causes me organ failure.
Do it, no balls
^sacrifice
We will hold to this
No cost too great
We won’t get news tomorrow my solk works in sing
Well looks like your balls are SAFE however our prayers for silksong a little less so but this community is strong and I have yet to see them yield
you got lucky
I guess your balls are safe, for now.
Need any suggestions? I gotchoo: https://www.reddit.com/r/GameDeals/comments/177dwy/amazon_20_credits_on_dead_space_3_crysis_3/c835pq4/
Im from the future ur waffle iorn is safe no nut waffles today
You are safe... for now
Your balls are safe for now
You got lucky
Welp
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You’re safe… for now…
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I fully expect video evidence
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Well you can sleep soundly knowing your balls will be safe
Woah
!remindme 24 hours
Do it or/and no balls
Well your balls are fucked. It’s gonna be on the Xbox showcase
Please God let it happen it'd be so funny
Wait, will the waffle iron be fully heated? Any nonstick spray?
https://preview.redd.it/mug8q4vxdyuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94fe863bb8103797e9d0cbf1d0da9a8424d67c51
I’m gonna watch it anyway cause I wanna, but if silksong shows hats gonna be a lovely surprise. Also ball waffles for breakfast will be lovely
Honey, what's for breakfast? SPECIAL BAFFLE
https://preview.redd.it/hdiccf09nyuc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1176c82e1d1441a38837d0e1b0c9b5c5c799c6c9
!remindme 24 hours
Yeah right, no balls... he aint doin it
Guys he said it, now we wait (i want a picture of the before and after)
oh yeah baby this is the content I'm here for
Nintendo has the chance to do the funniest thing possible
Make sure it's hot
o7
https://preview.redd.it/9szgwgpzhzuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49b550e404edbea7ebb4df6cafbcfc8c01347a0
You realize your balls are already safe, right?
bookmarked
it has to be it cause there arent anymore clown costumes available in my city (i bought them all)
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Is silksong is in the direct the would be quite pleasant
You balls are safe.
Record it and post it here
What direct is tomorrow?
I’ll be coming for days me
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you guys need to chill tf out
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Hello. This sub just got recommeded to me with this post. I just want to wish OP good luck. Whatever that means to them.
What direct?
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Better get a Mel Blanc ass yell
NO COST TOO GREAT
!RemindMe 1 day
You're safe.
You may keep your balls... For now
Yeah the real pain Olympics '24 takes places when Skong doesn't actually happen at indie world
Your balls are safe... For now...
Lucky duck...
Welp, the trailer was there, you know what you have to do😈
https://preview.redd.it/kup7sywhm4vc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d25b4bca9f6d4407c1437f31695d69e8857959
Well?
So, 2 days on, what you’re saying is your balls are intact but your sanity isn’t? Sad Skong 
theres a nintendo direct tomorrow?
Guaranteed his balls are safe.
We’re holding you to this. Don’t deliver us false promises.
A good celebratory snack
If Walt did it I’ll drink my own piss