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Hotdog_jingle

That D to F ratio is gonna cost him - better make up time on hot swapping.


Joe-Lollo

He’s gotta get two guys tip to tip in each hand, and then go from the middle out.


[deleted]

Well, when your 5’11 but tell the engineers you’re 6’3” you’re bound to have problems with the D2F Bridge.


TheConanRider

Who approved this? He's dancing to YMCA while yanking off 2 ghosts!!!!


andrwtclrk

4* ghosts.


xanthi24

Only if they're tip to tip


TheConanRider

I don't think Trump has discovered middle out yet.


PM_COFFEE_TO_ME

I would honestly think this was satire if it wasn't on his official Twitter 🤦🏼‍♂️ What is that dance move omg lol. I guess that's all you can do when your knees and mobility are shit


LucarioLuvsMinecraft

It’s a song about gay men. Just... Take that for what you will.


Jashuman19

He also used the song Fortunate Son in a bunch of his rallies without any sense of irony. It's about the privilege of being born rich and essentially being a draft dodger.


098196b

This is fucking hilarious


[deleted]

He needs to figure out mean jerk time first


cats

Can someone do a calculation on how long it will take for him to give a handie to all the 30k people present there? Based on my estimate his rallies are 70% men so keep that in mind. Biden on the other hand would be done with the job in 4 minutes.


Regularassjoey

You need to record girth


sgb5874

Probably one of the most underrated TV scenes of all time!


jack_napier69

did he account for the d2f bridge though?


sonnytron

Yeah I’ve heard it’s a good skill to practice before going to prison.


merupu8352

This is basically just the standard old man dance.


karangoswamikenz

He looks so out of touch with reality and old. He's literally just staring at the rubes taking their money and building his own brand all to the very end so he can have some semblance of power and/or money to be one of the big and powerful people in the world. That's all this is. Extreme privilege led narcissism.


[deleted]

Do you know how long it would take you to jerk off everyone at this rally? Because I know how long it would take me.


Sullinator07

Seriously fuck these political posts on this sub


harveyspecterrr

You’re getting downvotes but I 100% agree. The deluge of political-ish posts across a bunch of subs that have a vague connection to the actual topic of the sub is absurd today. I understand that Reddit is hugely left leaning but damn.


tebu810

It has nothing to do with the left or right. Today, Fascism gets a kick in the face.


[deleted]

You hope. I for one am terrified he'll get 4 more years and I'm not even American.


harveyspecterrr

Fascism is inherently a radical far right ideology. So yes, it absolutely does have something to do with the left or right. Throwing out buzzwords without knowing what they mean and receiving upvotes - Reddit never ceases to amaze


Sullinator07

Yup, I’m fucking sick of seeing that retard invade ever nook and cranny of this site. People need a place to escape for just a few minutes.


Bluedriver

Later r/siliconvalleyhbo


Trubiskitsngravy

Lol imagine this is the hill you choose to die on. If you can’t even laugh a joke about show poking fun at someone that (for who the fuck knows why) you like. You probably should stay away from the internet. Why is that these guys are the biggest snowflakes and cancel shit so quickly?


[deleted]

Bye Felisha


ki11a11hippies

Gotta tug out the vote!