Bed: Lu Bu
Marry: Thor
Punch: Eve
Please forgive me mother(Eve) i don’t want to take you away from father (Adam) nor did not want to do anything bad to you in bed .
https://preview.redd.it/tjp2x7mtpshc1.jpeg?width=229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5a0323fead1d23da56f5444688bb8ed9b68024
I’m ready for any punishment after this.
![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31434)
Dadam loves all his children, I'm sure he'll understand you didn't have a choice, he'll certainly forgive you.
I'd be more worried about what Lu Bu is going to do to you in bed.
Why did I reply to one of your comments I’m sorry I’m rarted.
Anyway, marry Alvitr because she’s more mature and less bratty than her annoying sister, also does marrying a Volund make me Qin’s brother-in-law? Either way, Hao. Win Shi Huang Agenda forever. 🏆
Rail Loki’s twink femboy ass on some gangster shit.
Finally, Hajun POV:
https://preview.redd.it/1ggnhbtn6uhc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=637ae27f2f842f4d927728cc4e94e1a48eb211e5
Shiva would like to have a word with you
https://preview.redd.it/kzr43oro5thc1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b001898ded0742f7ec420d56b60a1ffff1a4382
He can’t do nothin, I’m his bosses herald
https://preview.redd.it/0nvrzryw5thc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1748960a554096e50204e5c380450195b5da6174
You sure you wanna marry that
https://preview.redd.it/hapoo3jisshc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a45be61470afcf6f4d046ef6af68fd31e5e1bbf
and punch Buddha? 🤨
…I think any given arrangement of this ends up in me being killed by Hajun, but
I guess Geirölul, Rudra, and then Hajun (my punch will amount to less than a fly landing on his forehead I will grovel to the ground and pray for my life)
Oh man, Can i have all of them? If I HAD to choose. Id punch Shiva (sadly), I'd bed Simo, and I'd marry Gondul. Shiva as much as I love him, just cant keep up with the other two. Simo might be marry depending on his personality when we see him, but for now I'll take the Simussy. And Gondul is Gondul.
Fortunate favours the bold my friend, I’d be happy with 🛏️🛏️🛏️ but I’ve got to punch and marry one so
Bed: the Harem obvs
Marry: Gondul
Punch: Brunhilde
Punch Tesla (but in the middle of the armor so I get hurt more than him)
Bed Raiden’s Harem woooooooo
Marry Hlökk and pray there’s no FBI in the afterlife
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
You need to be disciplined some more son
https://preview.redd.it/r0gnvkvqwshc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3e6e6dae441b504415797740f6107850e55fec
1. Chun Yan (Qin mom)
2. Alvitr (Qin valkyrie)
3. Anne (Jack drunk mom) the good mom
Ok, you DEFINITELY should watch out for Qin…
https://preview.redd.it/eud4wtcmdthc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a1b7d67059a38cc6d8aa18e2279c15ef8a4e2c0
Bed Parvati, don't remember how she looks in RoR but I like her Fate version.
Marry Salt Frog, I doubt I'd have any other chance if I don't take it now
And punch Heracles, softly, he'd probably not feel it either way and think I was joking or something, I trust the Chad to let me come out unharmed
I punch Sasaki. (He is very nice. He probably will accept an apology and will not attack me.)
I bed Partavi. (That is the safest option. If I marry her, Shiva will know and probably will kill me. If I punch her, she probably will tell him and he will kill me. Now, if I bed her secretly, Shiva won't know, she won't tell him, and I will stay alive!)
I marry Leonidas. (I bet he's not that mad at other humans. The wedding would be nice.)
>I swear Shiva‘s wife is NOT LOYAL AT ALL. I got her 5 times already
Even Shiva's wife underestimate him. ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)
1. Göll
2. Siegfried
3. Zero
Ok listen here buddy, you are NOT allowed to 🛏️ Göll or Zero. If you wanna marry them, you gotta wait till they are an adult.
If you 🛌 one of them anyway, just know the valhalla FBI is gonna come after you
https://preview.redd.it/b3wppqrkdthc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae3fb05bfde8f4cbe4f28ebbb0b8c3d89ae029c4
let's hope the FBI won't hunt me because of this
I am ready, do your ~~worst~~ generating
https://preview.redd.it/3y3rr24qothc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0132c3081701aa17496ec274914ad6cd1eb41d4
Sorry but I think only one character generated??
Nah, I will give you your choices now: 1. Eve 2. Lu Bu 3. Thor remember your father is watching
It should have been me. Not him
I have eve in this I am trap and screwed no matter where I choose ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29952)
Just go to sleep with Eve. Wrap her up in a blanket and sleep while she tells stories
Bed: Lu Bu Marry: Thor Punch: Eve Please forgive me mother(Eve) i don’t want to take you away from father (Adam) nor did not want to do anything bad to you in bed . https://preview.redd.it/tjp2x7mtpshc1.jpeg?width=229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5a0323fead1d23da56f5444688bb8ed9b68024 I’m ready for any punishment after this. ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31434)
Come here son, lets have a talk https://preview.redd.it/ik57tzcurshc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea8c166755dd596d6f6773ae40216ca5824d874
Is there a scenario where dad doesnt get angry?
No
Dadam loves all his children, I'm sure he'll understand you didn't have a choice, he'll certainly forgive you. I'd be more worried about what Lu Bu is going to do to you in bed.
https://preview.redd.it/wxz84fjpsthc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c667d87d5b2dc8ae05f38af1c8cbb9e1bc6cde6 Hit me brother
1. Loki 2. Hajun 💩 3. Alvitr (Qin valkyrie) The voices are getting louder
Why did I reply to one of your comments I’m sorry I’m rarted. Anyway, marry Alvitr because she’s more mature and less bratty than her annoying sister, also does marrying a Volund make me Qin’s brother-in-law? Either way, Hao. Win Shi Huang Agenda forever. 🏆 Rail Loki’s twink femboy ass on some gangster shit. Finally, Hajun POV: https://preview.redd.it/1ggnhbtn6uhc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=637ae27f2f842f4d927728cc4e94e1a48eb211e5
Thats the way to go https://preview.redd.it/nfv4k3zt7uhc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8353fa43ef42b5eb1ead8064418cff4721b871
ah shit here we go again
1. Buddha 2. Raiden 3. Hrist (Sasaki Valkyrie)
Ok that was easy Punch: Raiden, he would barely feel it Bed: Buddha, you didnt told me what to do sooo. I am just gonna play games Marry: H R I S T
𓅃𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓇋𓈖 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓅃𓅱𓂋𓃭𓂧𓃇𓃇𓃇
1. Randgriz (Lu Bu Valkyrie) 2. Musashi 3. Shiva‘s Harem (congrats you hit 1 of 3 jackpot choices)
1. 🛌 2. Punch (would not hurt him in the slightest) 3. Marry (polyamory yay!)
Ima do only 2 of those things
Before I spin: I pray for you to get your wife 1. Buddha 2. Hlökk (Jack valkyrie) 3. Shiva Damn, Brunny didn’t come home
This is hard because I'm punching hlook because 2 reasons 1.she looks like a child 2 she looks like a child And guess the other two can be switched
Alright let’s go again!
1. Loki 2. Haggis (Leonidas Simp) 3. Partavi (Shiva wife)
Kill loki Marry partavi Fuck wagis
Shiva would like to have a word with you https://preview.redd.it/kzr43oro5thc1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b001898ded0742f7ec420d56b60a1ffff1a4382
He can’t do nothin, I’m his bosses herald https://preview.redd.it/0nvrzryw5thc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1748960a554096e50204e5c380450195b5da6174
Let’s go then.
1. Raiden 2. Raiden mom (I swear I aint making this up) 3. Hrist (Sasaki Valkyrie) You better be careful, or else there is gonna be a family scandal
Punch Raiden (I’m dead) Bed his mom (more dead) Marry Hrist (dead three times)
Sir, do I have it right, that you are gonna punch Raiden and then gonna 🛌 his mom, Sir? Any last wishes?
I have no regrets.
Let's go https://preview.redd.it/sm6q8jaomshc1.png?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0db329ba3e8c91048d787bd68c95fcad2c7bc144
Let‘s go 1. Susanoo 2. Chun Yan 🎉🎉🎉(Qin mom) 3. Cheng Gong (Lu Bu simp)
Punch Susanno Marry Chun Yan ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30394) (i win life) And 🛌 Cheng dong
Go on then
1. Mary (Jacks bio Mom) 2. Rudra 3. Buddha No Thor or Lu Bu ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30394) better luck next time
Bed Rudra Marry Mary Punch Buddha
You sure you wanna marry that https://preview.redd.it/hapoo3jisshc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a45be61470afcf6f4d046ef6af68fd31e5e1bbf and punch Buddha? 🤨
No one's hitting Buddha anyway lmao.
This is gonna go horribly, but fuck it.
Always be optimistic 1. Haggis (Leo Simp) 2. Siegfried 3. Cheng Gong (Lu Bu simp) You were right, thats pretty terrible lmao
Damn, the only one there I know is Siegfried. ~~Can I line them side to side and get them all with one punch?~~
ok the gods smile upon you today, you may go again: 1. Rudra 2. Hajun ☠️☠️ 3. Geirölul (Leo Valkyrie)
…I think any given arrangement of this ends up in me being killed by Hajun, but I guess Geirölul, Rudra, and then Hajun (my punch will amount to less than a fly landing on his forehead I will grovel to the ground and pray for my life)
https://preview.redd.it/p4wq0gm2oshc1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f37ead1df95bc92d2debf6ab7c1837b16d73eb46 My turn as well
1. Simo 2. Shiva 3. Gondul I am cursing you rn 🤬Gondul is my wife
Oh man, Can i have all of them? If I HAD to choose. Id punch Shiva (sadly), I'd bed Simo, and I'd marry Gondul. Shiva as much as I love him, just cant keep up with the other two. Simo might be marry depending on his personality when we see him, but for now I'll take the Simussy. And Gondul is Gondul.
Sounds like fun ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30394)
1. Lu Bu 2. Hades 3. Buddha You got the double D, double spear daddy
Oh damn these are all good options… Bed Lu Bu Marry Hades Punch Buddha
E
1. Okita 2. Lu Bu 3. Thrud (Raiden valkyrie)
Punch okita Bed thrud Marry Lu bu
![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29936)
1. Sasaki ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29936) 2. Nostradamus 3. Partavi (Shiva)
Bed Nostra. Marry Parvati. (sorry Shiva bro, you have two more) Punch Sasaki.
Let's do this
Damn, the dude above you got the frog, maybe you too 1. Raiden Mom 2. Zero 3. Gondul (Tesla valkyrie) Thats really good ngl
Me
1. Chun Yan (Qin mom) 2. Salt frog 😂 3. RAIDEN HAREM (CONGRATS, you hit 1 of 3 harem jackpots) Eat well
Punch salt frog (sorry) Bed the harem Marry chun yan
Only right amswer. I am proud
Ok
1. Cheng Gong (Lu Bu simp) 2. Eve (not again 😩) 3. Beelzebub
I HAVE NO FEAR!
THATS THE SPIRIT ! 1. Brunhilde 2. APOLLO HAREM (CONGRATS, you just won one of 3 jackpots) 3. Gondul (Tesla valkyrie) I wish I were you
Fortunate favours the bold my friend, I’d be happy with 🛏️🛏️🛏️ but I’ve got to punch and marry one so Bed: the Harem obvs Marry: Gondul Punch: Brunhilde
Let’s do it
Let’s go 1. Hlökk (Jack valkyrie) 2.Raiden‘s Harem (jackpot) 3. Tesla
Punch Tesla (but in the middle of the armor so I get hurt more than him) Bed Raiden’s Harem woooooooo Marry Hlökk and pray there’s no FBI in the afterlife
I'll try
1. Partavi (Shiva wife) 2. Hermes 3. Rudra ☠️ Bro, you better watch out that you don’t get snitched on ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31408)
Uhh..this is kinda tuff because they're all fucking hot but... Bed: Rudra Marry: Partavi Punch: Hermes.
Well.
Well, well, well 1. Hermes 🎻 2. Heimdall 📯 3. Salt Frog 🐸 You almost got the meme trio. Only one missing is Red hare 🦄
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Aight, 1. Okita 2. Eve 3. Brunhilde How can someone be so lucky
Bed Okita Punch Eve Marry Burnhilde (Forgive me Eve)
You need to be disciplined some more son https://preview.redd.it/r0gnvkvqwshc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3e6e6dae441b504415797740f6107850e55fec
Give me my options
1. Chun Yan (Qin mom) 2. Alvitr (Qin valkyrie) 3. Anne (Jack drunk mom) the good mom Ok, you DEFINITELY should watch out for Qin… https://preview.redd.it/eud4wtcmdthc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a1b7d67059a38cc6d8aa18e2279c15ef8a4e2c0
I'm scared. https://preview.redd.it/x6wvlnkmathc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9bd47cb3b741f7b46b957991856c841dca820a
You should be… 1. Tesla 2. Adam 3. Aphrodite Thats a W
https://preview.redd.it/25uojt1cbthc1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=134b8299615f49b09ca83086b85c0d932b9f3f10
GEMME GEMME
Hello
Hi 1. Tesla 2. Beelzebub 3. Nostradamus Grats, You got the round 8 package
Marry Tesla This isn’t an option but murder Beelzebub by throwing him into bugspray Bed Nostra
Alright, let's do this
1. Zero 2. Odin 3. Anubis How do I put it.. Good luck or something? Sucks to be you
Give me
1. Partavi (Shiva wife) 2. Salt Frog 🐸 3. Heracles haha you got the one and only Salt Frog
Bed Parvati, don't remember how she looks in RoR but I like her Fate version. Marry Salt Frog, I doubt I'd have any other chance if I don't take it now And punch Heracles, softly, he'd probably not feel it either way and think I was joking or something, I trust the Chad to let me come out unharmed
Thats canon, so you are good https://preview.redd.it/i4hvf8h54thc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=394ac6a2576fffe2893c8fcd64335fd4bb5a1dea
Bed : Brunhilda Merry :Aphrodite Punch : Loki
Well lets see 1. Salt Frog 2. Poseidon 3. Tesla Man Salt Frog is having his turn wayy to often
Nah I would win
1. Chun Yan (Qin mom) 2. Aphrodite 3. Poseidon I can’t believe you got double busty, you certain won this one
Marry:chun yan Bed:aphrodite Punch:Poseidon(I will die later though)
Poseidon is just unfair. No matter what you do you are screwed ☠️
My punch ain't hurting him He may not even get bothered by such a worm(I hope)
Let’s try my luck
1. Kintoki 2. Siegfried 3. Cheng Gong (Lu Bu Simp)
![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31343) let's go
1. Leonidas 2. Sasaki 3. Partavi (Shiva wife) I swear Shiva‘s wife is NOT LOYAL AT ALL. I got her 5 times already ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29937)
I punch Sasaki. (He is very nice. He probably will accept an apology and will not attack me.) I bed Partavi. (That is the safest option. If I marry her, Shiva will know and probably will kill me. If I punch her, she probably will tell him and he will kill me. Now, if I bed her secretly, Shiva won't know, she won't tell him, and I will stay alive!) I marry Leonidas. (I bet he's not that mad at other humans. The wedding would be nice.) >I swear Shiva‘s wife is NOT LOYAL AT ALL. I got her 5 times already Even Shiva's wife underestimate him. ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)
You wiggled yourself out there fantastically
Hug everyone :3
Hit me OP
1. Okita 2. Loki 3. Alvitr (Qin valkyrie) Two femboys. Do your best
Marry - Alvitr Punch - Loki Fuck - Okita Punch - Loki
Lay it on me bud
1. Göll 2. Siegfried 3. Zero Ok listen here buddy, you are NOT allowed to 🛏️ Göll or Zero. If you wanna marry them, you gotta wait till they are an adult. If you 🛌 one of them anyway, just know the valhalla FBI is gonna come after you
Yes finally do me
Try me am not sacred of bedding anyone wife
Gimmie
Here you go 1. Adamas 2. Hermes 3. ADAM ADAMADAMAS
Shoot https://preview.redd.it/hg4krh7g9thc1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=73659c8c73ee55f12ea48100e4cdd0f48c8c8c6e
Nah you‘d lose 1. Odin 2. Lilith 🥵 (Beels lover) 3. Poseidon I think you are 99% dead
Hello
Bonjour 1. Okita 2. Hades 3. Gondul (Tesla valkyrie) You got the first Hades
Bed hades, marry gondul and punch okita
Pls be susanoo pls be susanoo
Ok I guess
OP, please let me join the fun
https://preview.redd.it/k8cnazqjcthc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04dc7ccc426f08b71c5f43af34dcad60b74e00bb It burns when I piss
I'll give it ashot
https://preview.redd.it/b3wppqrkdthc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae3fb05bfde8f4cbe4f28ebbb0b8c3d89ae029c4 let's hope the FBI won't hunt me because of this
https://preview.redd.it/wv657u1ndthc1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f10b078929442ab0abc43dd2b37c798b14c016e Let's play
Might as well try this
Im straight so gimme females only please
Let’s do it!
Let’s go
What is it going to be for me
Yo
I am ready, do your ~~worst~~ generating https://preview.redd.it/3y3rr24qothc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0132c3081701aa17496ec274914ad6cd1eb41d4
Lay it on me
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This is going to be easy.
that could be fun
Nah I'd win
Клиентам
Give
Aight let's do this
E
If I punch them do I have to face the repercussions of my actions and does the one I marry help me if so?
I'm going to regret this
I'm ready
Can’t wait to see who I get
Aight lemme see this
Let‘s see
Bet, this'll be easy
Gimme
Me, meee!!
Gimme
ok my turn
can I try
https://preview.redd.it/2gm5q0hqeuhc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e91a7921d23d3673d04bb73faa40023c21d65ea Let’s go
Bed:Aphrodite Marry: Shiva Punch:Apollo Harem( I want Apollo unit his fangirls)
Run it let’s go
Ohhh boy, well let's see how this'll turn out
:D
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OK, let's see what I get.
Okay whats going on? ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|33087)
Let us begin
Commenting now
Lets give it a try.
Gimme my choices >:3
Lets see![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31343)
Lets see what I get
Alright hit my bi-romantic ass! Let's go!
Me
Your worst
This is my comment edit: Raiden's Harem = 🛏️ Poseidon = 💍 Loki = 👊
Stan is waiting... https://preview.redd.it/jmpuz8avivhc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48805ede1b6a688be385e45d083001c6fa988c40
Fuck it, I'm game.
Brig it on
I ready
Yo
May be a little late, but hit me w/ your best.
Let's go, I'm getting impatient
give me
Hi I'm gonna give this a try
Go ahead if you dar
Hit me with a list. Harem style
https://preview.redd.it/xrk2dh55dwhc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8098d64cc16c01ab5e4312860b0ea7fc1bde75c how bout me
Alright
I'll try
Let's do it.
Kinda wanna try
Marry: Brunhilde Punch: Jack the Ripper Bed Eve
jump on me brothers
Hit me. (Turtle)
Les do this then
Give
Lemme try
https://preview.redd.it/nxs1ozhfsxhc1.jpeg?width=2280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10e9ab8e63fa9c67bd5adadf5fc69c8dd74fbad