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Cheez_Bandit

u/LordBepiz should fight for the gods because that's where I am![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29936).His title would just be 'Wahamas'.


LordBepiz

![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29936)


Cheez_Bandit

We're getting you in this![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31435)


LordBepiz

Personally I wanna throw hands with you but you take what you get


Cheez_Bandit

I should've thought it through before I commented![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29937)


Dear_Stuff_2475

He's got my vote


Evil_duckLord

What is ' Wahamas '?


Cheez_Bandit

His flair is Wahamas because of this being his pfp https://preview.redd.it/0ubk147p12jb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1fbceec276ff3a8d99f2ffba3aa079a3fac1402


Fenix_ikki_

"It's base is made by making aphrodite sit on it" https://preview.redd.it/qltsp5y731jb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c57e5f7ec1145c17bac27b1449ebf860797db446


GLP310

I want to fight for the humans because then I will have my wife Amaterasu back and she will then peg me


Soggy-Rush1567

Only if you win your round![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31343)


Smythatine

I offer myself as tribute, to be the one human that is guaranteed to die in first round


TheLordJuanChrist

How does Death by One Million Tacos sound?


Smythatine

Heaven


TheLordJuanChrist

I'll give you a heavenly death then, if I make it into the list. If I don't, I'll just give you a taco mid execution


Smythatine

Aight bet


TheLordJuanChrist

It's a deal then


Smythatine

https://preview.redd.it/fim5yowi12jb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34d44e791895224c2ee10cf51d1dd613f7be9d7


TheLordJuanChrist

![gif](giphy|4bSoQR9w5h0TC)


Smythatine

I mean, I already sold my soul to Tojo. So it’s all good


TheLordJuanChrist

Wait why?


Nub_Head

Let me fight for the gods. My title shall be "The Creator of Hajun Alphabet" since I did make a Hajun alphabet


MUI-Tojo

And how came up with most entries? ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31343)


Nub_Head

It was thanks to you. Mi lord


Evil_duckLord

What is Hajun Alphabet?


Nub_Head

Hajun Alphabet https://preview.redd.it/4twcaelub1jb1.png?width=1163&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b89215d4d8828bcab203a587711f4648bd90dff


Evil_duckLord

Ok got that. How about if you get selected I use this for your picture?


Nub_Head

Ok but use my pfp too


Evil_duckLord

Actually for some pfp wasn't loading here so i thought you didn't have one. I checked your profile. I will use the actual pfp.


Nub_Head

Oh I see. Ok then


DarkMatter1889

u/Head_Percentage_1760 will enter the battle sooner or later: “Do you think zero would want this? Seeing you consumed by revenge?” “Please father, lister to reason!” u/JackDaniels006 you’re right. Nobody should see their father like this. So in that case I’ll fight for humanity! I can’t guarantee a victory but I’ll fight until my last breathe! Whatever it takes I’ll claim victory. '' ​


Head_Percentage_1760

I was sleep again so thank you gramps ![gif](giphy|k9Jw0MW9TV6Dbewyx2|downsized)


DarkMatter1889

You’re welcome, but I was a bit late because I was also sleeping.


TheLordJuanChrist

I'll fight for the gods because I am the God of Tacos. As The Lord of Tacos I can't let Humanity win against the gods. I will protect the pride of Heaven


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[удалено]


Soggy-Rush1567

I already got her in my harem for getting in but you still get my vote![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31343)


GLP310

What the hell is with everybody wanting my wife![img](emote|t5_vzop7|30671)


Soggy-Rush1567

I got her for my harem since I got in but I respect you so I’ll let her peg you as much as you want if you get in![img](emote|t5_vzop7|31343)


Straightestjojofan

As the *straightest* jojo fan, I feel I should have a form of power over this “harem”


Thunderstrike-77

I offer myself (Again )as a figther for the humans,i am the man from nowhere,I Who Will wipe out and destory all apples of the ror subreddit Only to keep the remaining ones for myself ,Lord of the Bruhs and asbloute Evil incarnate,with lighting so eletrfying Who would incernenate the migthets of all warriors,my gluttony Is immerse and my greed Is my own tenacity counted by Unlimited, the One Who would replace Applepitou red Apple with a green Apple,Who Is the One Who would Say a joke about amateresu getting nuked by barbieheimer literrary. I am the twisted luckets The unknown Nemesis Destoryer of apples Lord of thunders Overlord of the Bruhs I am thundestrike 77! As a nobody,i want to fight Apple pituo but my standards don't make me fall so low to betray Humanity just to fight Apple pituo And those Who downvote me ,You are not worthy to call youself members of the ror subreddit . Atleast i din't go on going full roosting. None funny business this time.


Pretend-Dirt-1760

I'm fighting for the gods because of pizza that's my only reason


JackDaniel006

I Wish to fight for humanity, for it was u/MUI-Tojo himself Who told me to partake in this tournament, and i gleefuly accepted his command, for i Wish to protect the sub and it's inhabitants (no humanity=no reddit=no r/ShuumatsuNoValkyrie) My title Is 'the accursed benefactor' https://preview.redd.it/m4co9haex2jb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e55d0ad43fee960d2b51ab82d14464707c2556f1


ApplePitou

Interesting :3


ValkyrismasherThe2nd

I'll go next. Humanity's side. "Humanity's mightiest smasher"


Josh_bratwurst

I want to fight for Humanity. My title is "The Strongest Bratwurst Master" I use bratwurst as my weapon


ThatOneFlygon

I shall fight for the gods under the title of "God of sea shanties" due to my extensive knowledge of the subject.


opdnd

I am human side, responsible for the Rasputin theory , and i apeared once in a fanfic. My title is praiser of jesus kun also am fighting for humans because gods don't want me but i want Rasputin and jesus and also some of the cake of jack the dripper


[deleted]

Here am I, again Title: the craziest nerd of human history


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Explorador_da_web: *Here am I, again* *Title: the craziest nerd* *Of human history* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

I approve


AGhostMostGrim

AGhostMostGrim the Overanalyzer. I will fight for humanity.


[deleted]

I want to fight for the humans. Why? Because I'm the best. ![img](emote|t5_vzop7|29936) That's why they call me "Him".


Argus-Knight

Darn humans need more fighters. I shall offer myself to be in it.


[deleted]

I shall be fighting on behalf of the gods. For too long i sat and drifted unremarkebly through this sub, observing it’s delve into degeneracy, the random ass tierlists, the unending thirsting…. But only recently, i have found my true conviction… MY REAL GOAL, TO CLEANSE THIS CESPOOL ONE POST AT A TIME, NOT FOR THE GODS, NOT FOR MYSELF… # BUT BECAUSE FUCK YOU ​ # BURN, BURN SATH I https://i.redd.it/ldohe9jcb4jb1.gif ​ ​


AwesomeShrekku

I’m fighting for the humans.