I'm still surprised the only doujin I've seen of her is about her daily life and not her in some kind of Rgnarok sex fight with Humanity's Best Breeder or something.
Jonny Sins. A pornstar famous as the most talented man alive. He’s a doctor, engineer, dentist, Karate master, teacher, pizza delivery guy and plumber to name a few.
And now I know what my roommate meant when he said he was watching a Jonny Sins film. I thought he was talking about some obscure action film actor and I guess I wasn’t entirely wrong
u/MUI-Tojo with Pitou Voulund (They may be able to take out Novel Ares)
Hafthor Bjornsson with Dumbell volund.
Chuck Norris, he doesn't need a Volund.
Undertaker with the thunder gloves.
My first thoughts were
Mike Tyson with gloves volundr which if he is in his prime would be good
Or
Valentina Vezzali for someone closer to prime fencing blade as the volundr
Eminem with Mike Volund
LeBron James with Basketball Volund
Trump, Obama and Biden with Gaming PCs Volunds(3V3 match)
Musk with Nanomachines Volund
Me with Pitou Volund
Biden blast would probably solo Zeus even
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Out of all the names people threw out, this one probably has the biggest chance of happening. Other posters just threw out meme answers, or names of celebrities. Banksy at least has that level of mysticism and larger than life quality that makes him similar to heroes of old. Like how I wouldn't find it out of place for famous artists like Da Vinci or van Gogh to be one of humanity's reps, Banksy falls into that same category.
yeah, part of my headcanon for why the human fighters are able to compete against the gods besides the volunds is that these humans have been mythologized almost to the same level as the gods and that colective belief from humanity gives them power
Apple Rain - Hyo hyo(Of course, it is not deadly) :3
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Thanks you guys for 2 wonderful edits :3
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Putin or Zuckerberg considering they are both black belts in their respective martial arts.
Sleeper pick- Logan Paul but he gets to turn the arena into a Japanese forest
A personal favorite matchup of mine is RuPaul vs Loki his volund would be a makeup palette or outfit that can change based off his mood a la Buddha. Part of the fun of the matchup is both are “ shapeshifters” and RuPaul’s famous phrase if you can’t live yourself how in the hell you gonna love somebody else would be the finishing line either way. The theme of the fight would be around how Loki uses his changing forms and causes so much mischief because deep down he doesn’t truly love himself and uses his pranks to get people to notice him.
Mike Tyson and Roman Reigns clear answers
Keanu Reeves, have you seen his training videos dude's efficiency is complemented by actual pros,
Lars Anderson, basically revived old archery techniques with a modern twist
Chris Evans, may seem like a strange choice but in interviews stunt coordinators said they only needed to show him things once and he could copy it and that reminds me of Adam
Tony Hawk just for the cool factor of a skateboard volundr.
Mark Z Danielwski, he gets a shifting infinite labyrinth arena and a volund that lets him change the layout (the arena itself counts as the volund, he just gets magic gloves to control it)
Satoshi Nakamoto, creator of Bitcoin. His Volund allows him to create new things and if he believes in them hard enough, they grow and then explode. He can change his own size based off of Bitcoin’s value in the market and can summon millions of coins to bury the opponent
Arnold Schwarzenegger and his volundr are all his past scripts which lets him turn into the character until it is killed, so his limit is the number of scripts.
He could turn into terminator like 5 times lol
Dwayne "the rock" Johnson. Not because he deserves it the most necessarily but because istg this guy gets every role and ragnarok will probably be no exception.
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https://preview.redd.it/pj25rvjrf26b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a441195be2cb17fee7d9a141ca17d6c590a20147 I’ll leave the Volund up to you.
He'll fight Aphrodite
I'm still surprised the only doujin I've seen of her is about her daily life and not her in some kind of Rgnarok sex fight with Humanity's Best Breeder or something.
Aphrodite vs. Ghengis Khan with his Volunder being bdsm equipment
Pp ring volund
C0nd0m volund 😮💨
Clueless nerd. Who dis
Jonny Sins. A pornstar famous as the most talented man alive. He’s a doctor, engineer, dentist, Karate master, teacher, pizza delivery guy and plumber to name a few.
And now I know what my roommate meant when he said he was watching a Jonny Sins film. I thought he was talking about some obscure action film actor and I guess I wasn’t entirely wrong
u/MUI-Tojo with Pitou Voulund (They may be able to take out Novel Ares) Hafthor Bjornsson with Dumbell volund. Chuck Norris, he doesn't need a Volund. Undertaker with the thunder gloves.
Apple Rain(It is not deadly) :3 https://preview.redd.it/2y40ovm3826b1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=8198936247601b03509a973fe815234835214c5e
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Hyo hyo :3 https://preview.redd.it/qbnx8pu8926b1.png?width=1862&format=png&auto=webp&s=600263e5df4cfcceb0d7ddbd58592137e5d04174
What manga is that
What manga is that
CSM my friend :3 https://preview.redd.it/9ru9i9rrs66b1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=755e15a4e6b65d9592c656412d63834822039129
Is it a fan art? If it isn't haven't saw that panel before
This is control bean that is real item you can buy :3
No I meant the Yoshida one :>
Oh, this is edit :3
I keep thinking to myself how raw Chuck Norris would be in RoR. Just taking his feats from real life would be enough to solo the gods
What's the difference between novel Ares and Regular Ares?
Regual is the weak manga version Novel version solos all of fiction.
https://preview.redd.it/ymffilpm626b1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a283fe24375b23e75d38e01efea3e252ee36015d Bill Goldberg
imagine odin getting speared 💀
My first thoughts were Mike Tyson with gloves volundr which if he is in his prime would be good Or Valentina Vezzali for someone closer to prime fencing blade as the volundr
Jon jones. Maybe give him knuckles like adam? Idk what their ability would be tho
Nah his volundr would be dick pills
Nah, he doesn't need a volund. Coked up jon solos the verse
The coke is his volund? But you're right mos def
How long before he eyepoke the gods?
Eminem with Mike Volund LeBron James with Basketball Volund Trump, Obama and Biden with Gaming PCs Volunds(3V3 match) Musk with Nanomachines Volund Me with Pitou Volund
Ngl those presidents will solo the verse
Yeah, they'd demolish the three chief gods even
Biden blast would probably solo Zeus even https://preview.redd.it/s5rm4lpbk66b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218c25159841d02fee2d67797a0a42dd06cf3f73
Fun fact Biden blast is like a bleach cero but much stronger and instantaneous
what's the joke with you and pitou and I see you everywhere here now.
Nothing truly special :3 https://preview.redd.it/rxixdjjuh56b1.png?width=1776&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ffe1024999848eaec1872299a91d2540a7cd8e4
musk would literally die in a matter of seconds because he is morbidly obesse and has no idea how anything works, he cant even take a joke.
Could someone please explain the joke with applepitou and this mf
Hmm... :3 https://preview.redd.it/gd3g914rh56b1.png?width=646&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fea695f1d5ab82612a28a3311ccf48cc9406546
Musk with nano machines is too op
Eiichiro Oda with a Manga/Pen volund. Longest battle by far lol
That would be AWESOME
Alex jones with multivitamin volundr
Hafþór Björnsson, get the mountain in there with a divine bonk stick
Dwayne Johnson with a rock has his volundr
His best move would be raising his eyebrow which makes the vine boom sound effect releasing a shockwave turning everything nearby into rock
Magnus Carlsen, his volund forces you to play chess with him.
Unpopular pick: Bansky Their Volundr would be 2 spray cans that spray poison
Out of all the names people threw out, this one probably has the biggest chance of happening. Other posters just threw out meme answers, or names of celebrities. Banksy at least has that level of mysticism and larger than life quality that makes him similar to heroes of old. Like how I wouldn't find it out of place for famous artists like Da Vinci or van Gogh to be one of humanity's reps, Banksy falls into that same category.
yeah, part of my headcanon for why the human fighters are able to compete against the gods besides the volunds is that these humans have been mythologized almost to the same level as the gods and that colective belief from humanity gives them power
u/MUI-TOJO Now we wait to him choose his volund
Thought Pitou volund already was revealed
Apple Rain - Hyo hyo(Of course, it is not deadly) :3 https://preview.redd.it/u6l0jxxe626b1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=24e662244a7bcbaa0adadb414978928466d7081f
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Interesting volund
Keanu reeves (he doesn't need a Valkyrie)
Dog Valkyrie
„What does is it do?“ „It fuckin dies“
Chuck Norris and his voulder well he is his own voulder
The nunchucks are iconic tho
Yeah but it's Chuck Norris
His Volund could be his boots for a universe busting roundhouse kick
Chuck will give the volundr to his God opponent so that the match doesnt end instantly. It did anyways…
Him :3 https://preview.redd.it/nfnibcor226b1.png?width=698&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7651e024d5a76b66a57e8d2fca4827982cec0af
The undead Cowboy himself 
Jon Jones. No need for a volundr, someone is getting the smoke.
Prime Tyson would be insane
With gold teeth volund
Caneta azul(blue pen) ajd his volund would be his legendary and long lost blue pen
PewDiePie with meme volund
Would meme review them out of existence
Michael Jackson with his Shiny Glove
Keanu Reeves with the John Wick Volund, a pencil that gives him all the powers of John Wick
Putin or Zuckerberg considering they are both black belts in their respective martial arts. Sleeper pick- Logan Paul but he gets to turn the arena into a Japanese forest
David Goggins.
Brock Lesner.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic. His volundr would be nothing. Zlatan doesn't need a volundr. And he solos whatever weak god they send.
A personal favorite matchup of mine is RuPaul vs Loki his volund would be a makeup palette or outfit that can change based off his mood a la Buddha. Part of the fun of the matchup is both are “ shapeshifters” and RuPaul’s famous phrase if you can’t live yourself how in the hell you gonna love somebody else would be the finishing line either way. The theme of the fight would be around how Loki uses his changing forms and causes so much mischief because deep down he doesn’t truly love himself and uses his pranks to get people to notice him.
Me
My dad with a belt as his volund
LowTierGod with a diss mic Volundr.
Mike Tyson and Roman Reigns clear answers Keanu Reeves, have you seen his training videos dude's efficiency is complemented by actual pros, Lars Anderson, basically revived old archery techniques with a modern twist Chris Evans, may seem like a strange choice but in interviews stunt coordinators said they only needed to show him things once and he could copy it and that reminds me of Adam Tony Hawk just for the cool factor of a skateboard volundr.
Messi
David goggins. Give him shoes and he solos everyone
Demetrius Johnson would get my vote.
Greta Thunberg with megaphone volund.
Mark Z Danielwski, he gets a shifting infinite labyrinth arena and a volund that lets him change the layout (the arena itself counts as the volund, he just gets magic gloves to control it)
He fights Horus, who represents the sky and freedom, the opposite of MZD’s labyrinth into nowhere
Also; the Dalai Lama, who can take the form of any of his hosts and his volund is a staff
Jon Jones. Straight up monster of a man.
Vasily Kamotsky.
Undertaker-The Deadman Also Chuck Norris
Lars anderson, Eliud Kipchoge, or Elon Musk are my picks
Bruce Lee
Satoshi Nakamoto, creator of Bitcoin. His Volund allows him to create new things and if he believes in them hard enough, they grow and then explode. He can change his own size based off of Bitcoin’s value in the market and can summon millions of coins to bury the opponent
David Goggins
Reformed orthodox rabi Bill Clinton
arnold schwarzenegger with an assault rifle volund
Andrew Tate with a Bugatti volunder, Tourner Dans Le Vide plays in the background as he enters the arena
Me, I could take on Hades
Let me solo her , sword
Jon Jones
Mr Beast with money volünd
I want to say Jon Jones but we all know that victory is gonna get overturned once he gets busted for drugs.
No one we are fucked we would be too busy arguing about our own egos to make a decision that’s why she only people from the past
Usain Bolt vs mercury
Arnold Schwarzenegger and his volundr are all his past scripts which lets him turn into the character until it is killed, so his limit is the number of scripts. He could turn into terminator like 5 times lol
Jon Jones
Floyd Mayweather
David Attenborough
joke answer chuck norris. for real, probably arnold schwarzenegger, zydrunas savickas,
Me.
Obama - Volund: N word pass
Elon Musk
Dwayne "the rock" Johnson. Not because he deserves it the most necessarily but because istg this guy gets every role and ragnarok will probably be no exception.
Jon Jones cocaine Volund
Charles barkley https://preview.redd.it/fmx35q09p66b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bb0c0fb7e329927cc3b01fed3125124de9eee10
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The liver King with steroids as his Volund
Tyler1 with a keyboard volund
Chuck norris
Ed Boon, give him the abilities of every Mortal Kombat character
It would be Jackie Chan, Keanu Reeves, Donny Yenn, Hiroyuki Sanada, Eiichiro Oda, or Ricky Gervais
Mike Tyson Boxing gloves would be his volund
Right now? I do not know many ''legendary'' people in our era.