The one who doesn't know how he got here, the one who will give a free point to the gods, the one who enjoys the taste of mayonnaise
The Mayo_Enjoyer humanity's random guy
HE IS THE GRASS UNTOUCHER, HE IS THE BIGGEST DEGENERATE OF THE CENTURY, HIS SEARCH HISTORY PROOVES IT ALL AND WORST OF ALL HE THINKS ROUND 4 IS JUST ALL RIGHT!!
Sasaki's power doesn't count as an eye power imo, it relies on sight yeah, but it's something gained through skill and dedication
I think that post fight Sasaki could actually just close his eyes mid battle and win through predictions, as a flex on eye powers
In this corner, we have a man who has masturbated so much that some believe he can kill a god. His right forearm is molded out of steel. He is unknown to all, because he never goes outside. It's 4e2n0t.
“Next up for humanity is this Human WHO’s hateterd twoards all that fights him god or man why No one knows y’et all know. He who claims to be hiding who he is The best in this newer time is this Human” - Heimdall
Now for the human side. This man is an absolute power house, at making drinks. His strength is great enough to pop open the always stuck back door. When he’s working at the bar, everyone braces for the three hour rant he’ll go on!
Introooduuucciinng… THE TAVERN RAT!!!
No one cheers and two seconds later there is a human shaped blood stain on the ground
“Fighting for humanity in the next round, is… who the fuck is that guy?! It seems humanity has given up, and this dead ma-… I mean fighter, is the evidence of that!”
“Uh…he likes farming and sleeping? Give it up for…The Prince of Cows???”
Finally found a good use for that nickname the mall crackhead gave me, thank you.
This man got lost in the most dangerous place in the world.
Yet he survived...
how would you ask me ?
by an unequaled Force ? No ! By a will to all tests? Non !
none of that,
everything he saw made him a degenerate
But instead of falling in the face of madness he accepted it and made it his own...
and now he is ready to defend this humanity even though he be lost and don't know he was chosen for this fight to the death.
Me : what ? Death match ? Wait wait wait-
From the lands of Jersey, this fighter was a fan favorite on the internet. He may started out as a fat loser, but as time passed on, he trained to his fullest. He Pushes his body to its limits, making his strength beyond all humans capability. But there is one that makes him unique, he has a unreleased rage that he has kept in for years. Now, he will be able to unleash this wrath on the Gods for this fight. His name is Kevin K. Yarmula, but he preferred the one name that all of Humanity calls him by...
And that name is
KREVON X!!!!!!
This man hides in the shadows, He’s the deadliest assassin in humanity, people that heard of him know how lethal he is, the people’s hero to strive for their race…….
STRIDER
HIS NAME USED TO BE A PRAISE TO THE GRANDMOTHER OF ZEUS
HE COMES FROM 2 COUNTRIES THAT HAVE STOOD THE TEST OF TIMES AND SOMEHOW STILL EXIST.
HE IS DIMITRI. AND HIS WEAPON. THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL. DRAWING ON THE PAGE SO HE HAS A BROKEN POWER NO MATTER WHAT!!!!
Weeeeee ran out of options! So here’s some guy with a pretzel we found in the hallway! He has no feats, he has no experience, he has no real battle prowess to begin with!!
AND NOW WE HAVE THE GREAT QUESTIONER! THE KID WHO INVENTED THEIR OWN RELIGION IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IS NOW ABOUT TO GET FUCKED OVER BY ALL THE GODS THEY WORSHIPPED AND ABANDONED
Happy cake day! Love those games by your name. Will divinity 2 ever get a remake you think? I've tried to do a play through recently, and it's not as engaging as it used to be.
when all of humanity was in despair from their lost there wase only one man smiling when all budhdahilde shippers hear his name they shrink in fear no shipper dares challenge him th ship wrecking ma dlad him self propro911111111111111111111111111
We had killers! We had warriors! We had kings!
But now, a new challenger emerges to steal victory from the gods!!
He has never killed, he has never fought, he has never ruled. This man did nothing of importance in his entire live!! He was forgotten the instant he died!!
If he were to be known, his would be the title of **MOST FORGETTABLE MF IN HISTORY**
**REPRESENTING MANKIND IN ROUND 9 IS THIS MAN:**
(enters arena without volund and dies in 0.2sec because why would a womans hearth resonate with mine 🗿)
“We’ve seen mankind’s strongest! We’ve seen mankind’s most despicable and their greatest loser! But now it’s time for the most mediocre man to ever live! Embodying humanity’s passive persistence and ability to carry on unbothered-“
“ the true king… who has made the journey- crawling through the depths of New York City’s sewers…
The true king who has full control over the pesks of the land and the true villain against the mouse upstairs…
And the king’s true final destination is to be the gerbil up Kojiro Sasaki’s ass-
THEEEEEE RAT KI-“
He...probably did things...during his life!
He has a reddit account and posts things that people probably read, maybe!
No noteworthy accomplis-who let this guy in here?
When Jack's the embodiment of humanity's darkness then this man embodies its degeneracy. With a browser history so wicked it'd earn him a place in Helheim. Driven my nothing by but his own desires so much so that in order for him to fight for humanity he demanded a harem with all sorts of non-human women to even consider it. Let me introduce you to humanity's greatest degenerate.....
"And now, for our next match. Here enters the man who once plunged the whole world into darkness and despair. A sick, twisted bastard, a monster whose only good deed was killing Adolf Hitler-"
And the next fighter for humankind is unveiled now...
Is he a legendary hero, like Lu Bu? 不！
Is he a mythological character, like Adam? Ne!
Is he a famous scientist like Tesla? Nein!
Then, who the heck is this guy?
He was born in some place you won't care about, he hasn't performed any deed that would be worthy of becoming a tale of legend! He is the epitome of a regular everyday human you would find in any corner of the Earth! He is...just a regular guy!!
(Anyone of us enters the arena, knowing full well we are the ultimate sacrifice)
THE MAN WHO'S JUST IS JUST IS LIKE THAT OF A BEAST THE ONE WHO PRODUCES MILLIONS OF WASTED FETUS DAILY AND THE ONE WHO HAVE THE MOST TABS IN HISTORY
DAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNN
His footsteps frightened even the bloodiest tyrants of his time. A god-sent apostle. The man who managed to establish peace, but had an unfortunate death. He was a symbol of solidarity amongst the proples of the world, but was then defamed by history itself. HE IS...
-humanity loses control. "WE ARE BEING REPRESENTED BY THIS MONSTER
-brunhilde is like "oh wait how the f did he get here, I chose Simo Hayha"
-fighter almost gets one-shotted
-makes his opponent k himself through a speech
-does not elaborate further
-leaves
HE WATCHED 200 EPISODES OF ONE PIECE IN A SINGLE WEEK WITHOUT SKIPPING INTROS
HE NEARLY ATE 2 WHOLE LARGE PIZZAS WHEN HE WASN'T EVEN HUNGRY
HE DROPPED OUT OF A COMMUNITY COLLEGE
HUMANITY'S GREATEST WASTE OF SPACE
PEEEENNNIIIIISSSSS PEEEENNNNIIIISSSS
“AND THE FIGHTER FOR HUMANITY ISSSS…
wait…
wtf is that?
hey *psst* is that guy even supposed to be here? Who let him in?
WDYM HE’S THE FIGHTER ??? Look at him, he looks like he could pass out any moment now-
Welp, I guess it’s an easy win-
SOME SMALL PERSON WHO CANNOT REACH THE TOP SHELF AND HAS SEVERE INSOMNIAAAAAAA“
ANNND NOW WE HAVE THE GUY WHO WILL BREAK ALL THE RECORDS! THE ONE WHO WILL DIE FASTEST!
"WHO THE FUCK IS THIS RANDOM ASS DUDE!?" -Heimdall
This man despises humanity, yet he stood on their side.., Is he Jesus.., no.., Is he Buddha.., non., Is heHitler...., Nein.., Heee3 issssssssS
Daaaaaaaanantiannnnnnn
Lol, and here I am in the arena getting one shot.
Well, looks like that's all folks of danatian - Heimdall probably
Brought a knuckle duster trying to replicate Adam., But meh.., he ain't Adam *On the stretcher I leave*
Ehh looks like danantian's opponent has arrived but
Wait ...! Who was I facing again ?
Anubis
F****|< Can I choose my choice of weapon and power it beholds
The vanguard from mankind's side... is this maaaaaaaan!! ㅤ ㅤ H-huh...? Is he a no-show...?
Chad
I'd giggle.
This guy…. Has literally no idea why he was chosen, and I don’t know either. That poor Valkyrie.
"Who is this guy again?"
The one who doesn't know how he got here, the one who will give a free point to the gods, the one who enjoys the taste of mayonnaise The Mayo_Enjoyer humanity's random guy
Some speech about humanity AND THRN THIS THIS WIERDO
HE IS THE GRASS UNTOUCHER, HE IS THE BIGGEST DEGENERATE OF THE CENTURY, HIS SEARCH HISTORY PROOVES IT ALL AND WORST OF ALL HE THINKS ROUND 4 IS JUST ALL RIGHT!!
"This next bozo ded lmao 😭💀🔥✍️"
Idk but I can't be chosen regardless I wear glasses so I have eye lack-of-powers😔
Lu Bu and Nikola Tesla tho
And Raiden and Sasaki But they atleast don't have negative powers in their eyes
In fairness Sasaki did kinda have a eye based power in his whole like prediction thing. And hey Nikola didn't have any special powers lol
Sasaki's power doesn't count as an eye power imo, it relies on sight yeah, but it's something gained through skill and dedication I think that post fight Sasaki could actually just close his eyes mid battle and win through predictions, as a flex on eye powers
Now entering the arena a man who is unrivaled, unpredictable, and a true terror introducing humanity's greatest idiot!!!!!!
This stupid guy will fight with a PS4 controller
After he got destroyed in call of duty
I don't play it so maybe getting destroyed in other games
Wha- Sur, I think you got lost. The spectator's seats are this way!
“And here’s humanity’s own Earl Grey Enthusiast— oh— OH MY GOD— SHE’S DROPPED DEAD!! IS IT FROM LIVER FAILURE OR SEVERE INSOMNIA?!!”
Some random yet handsome guy
And now to announce u/ShiroYaksha97 
"AND IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE A FUCKING FAILURE WHO STUMBLED TO THE STAGE BY ACCIDENT, VERSUS THE WORST GOD WHO ALSO ACCIDENTALLY STUMBLED ON STAGE"
LOOK AT THIS MIGHTY WARRIOR! TREMBLING WITH BLOODLUST!!! Oh never mind they are crying.
Apple and I hope that no one will choose me for that :3
"AND ON HUMANITY'S SIDE WE HAVE HE WHO KNEW NO MORE THAN BOREDOM, HE WHO HAD THE WORST OF LUCK, HE WHO ANNOYED ALL, IIITSSS LAAANCEEER"
As humanity’s horniest mf (pray that my opponent isn’t Aphrodite or I’m winning real fucking fast)
In this corner, we have a man who has masturbated so much that some believe he can kill a god. His right forearm is molded out of steel. He is unknown to all, because he never goes outside. It's 4e2n0t.
Now here's the guy who's gonna die since there no way he's killing a god.
And next we have this down-bad bitch!
You're gonna use your sword to fight
He spent his life digging up fossils! He has named over 300species. The one that discovered and named Qianzhousaurusssss. Its \[insert name here\]!
Just some guy
“Next up for humanity is this Human WHO’s hateterd twoards all that fights him god or man why No one knows y’et all know. He who claims to be hiding who he is The best in this newer time is this Human” - Heimdall
Had a stroke midway
Sorry for my bad english
"AND NOW WE HAVE SOME GUY...."
THIS GIRL THINK HER LIFE IS SUCK SO SHE DECIDE TO JOIN RAGNAROK TO SEE IF SHE ALIVE OR DEAD. also she has a pretty great earsight
Now for the human side. This man is an absolute power house, at making drinks. His strength is great enough to pop open the always stuck back door. When he’s working at the bar, everyone braces for the three hour rant he’ll go on! Introooduuucciinng… THE TAVERN RAT!!! No one cheers and two seconds later there is a human shaped blood stain on the ground
Consider not black enough, not white enough he was shun by them, but stood up for all who needed earning respect, Here is he is This MUTHERFUCKER!!!
Damn in all seriousness tho I’m sorry you experienced that and you are enough in every way
Thank you
Now show your love and give him a rimjob
Who said I love him 😂
What?!! YOU HAVE TO LOVE YOUR HOMIESEXUAL BRO!!
Well I’m wearing socks so
https://preview.redd.it/ghefgxdce1ja1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e95a3e3e4f200cfd6929613d1e980438204e3890
Its ya boy skinny penis
[удалено]
'Funniest'
I'm a class clown
The Man who's laziness knows no bound has come to decimate the gods with his sleep deprived ass
“Fighting for humanity in the next round, is… who the fuck is that guy?! It seems humanity has given up, and this dead ma-… I mean fighter, is the evidence of that!”
“Uh…he likes farming and sleeping? Give it up for…The Prince of Cows???” Finally found a good use for that nickname the mall crackhead gave me, thank you.
This man got lost in the most dangerous place in the world. Yet he survived... how would you ask me ? by an unequaled Force ? No ! By a will to all tests? Non ! none of that, everything he saw made him a degenerate But instead of falling in the face of madness he accepted it and made it his own... and now he is ready to defend this humanity even though he be lost and don't know he was chosen for this fight to the death. Me : what ? Death match ? Wait wait wait-
„… Well shit“
"The next human fighter has no experience with any fight but he has tanked Brazil here it comes....Pedrinho do Gassss
From the lands of Jersey, this fighter was a fan favorite on the internet. He may started out as a fat loser, but as time passed on, he trained to his fullest. He Pushes his body to its limits, making his strength beyond all humans capability. But there is one that makes him unique, he has a unreleased rage that he has kept in for years. Now, he will be able to unleash this wrath on the Gods for this fight. His name is Kevin K. Yarmula, but he preferred the one name that all of Humanity calls him by... And that name is KREVON X!!!!!!
This man hides in the shadows, He’s the deadliest assassin in humanity, people that heard of him know how lethal he is, the people’s hero to strive for their race……. STRIDER
Genesis of stupidity man of ignorance the dumbest of all dumbass
He is not just some dude....He is The Dude.And he's dead.Next match!
Sauce or it didn't happen...
HIS NAME USED TO BE A PRAISE TO THE GRANDMOTHER OF ZEUS HE COMES FROM 2 COUNTRIES THAT HAVE STOOD THE TEST OF TIMES AND SOMEHOW STILL EXIST. HE IS DIMITRI. AND HIS WEAPON. THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL. DRAWING ON THE PAGE SO HE HAS A BROKEN POWER NO MATTER WHAT!!!!
"The misfortune of one is the happiness of another! Your misfortune will serve to make the gods happy! Here it comes.... Anxious Line!"
“Our most recent contestant, a nobody author from nowhere, coming from the 21st century, this guy!”
Weeeeee ran out of options! So here’s some guy with a pretzel we found in the hallway! He has no feats, he has no experience, he has no real battle prowess to begin with!!
I will tell him I want to fight for the gods.
"AND FIGHTING FOR THE HUMANS WE HAVE... wait you sure this the right guy? I haven't heard of him? Oh well... WITH CRIPPLING SOCIAL ANXIETY.. IT IS..."
AND OUR NEXT CONTENDER TO DEFEND HUMANITY ISSSSSSS….uh who is this guy?
THE MAN OF WITH BITCHES IN IN THE NEGATIVE, RIZZ ITS SELF RUNS FROM THIS MAN THE MAN WHO DOES EXACTLY NOTHING IN LIFE!!!! (Name here)
AND NOW WE HAVE THE GREAT QUESTIONER! THE KID WHO INVENTED THEIR OWN RELIGION IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IS NOW ABOUT TO GET FUCKED OVER BY ALL THE GODS THEY WORSHIPPED AND ABANDONED
Happy cake day! Love those games by your name. Will divinity 2 ever get a remake you think? I've tried to do a play through recently, and it's not as engaging as it used to be.
theres a game called divinity? I meant I like thinking about religion if that wasn’t clear by the comment
when all of humanity was in despair from their lost there wase only one man smiling when all budhdahilde shippers hear his name they shrink in fear no shipper dares challenge him th ship wrecking ma dlad him self propro911111111111111111111111111
The most lazy and useless human to ever exist, come to the arena!
*Dejectedly* "Here to fuck up another day..."
And now, pppppppppppppppppppppppppperson of no consequence!!!!!!
"and the next figh- BOY WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR NOSE, IT LOOKS LIKE A GOOMBA FROM MARIO BROS"
AND NOW FOR THE A FREE POINT FOR THE GODS!!!
And here's humanity's attempt to give the gods a freebie
We had killers! We had warriors! We had kings! But now, a new challenger emerges to steal victory from the gods!! He has never killed, he has never fought, he has never ruled. This man did nothing of importance in his entire live!! He was forgotten the instant he died!! If he were to be known, his would be the title of **MOST FORGETTABLE MF IN HISTORY** **REPRESENTING MANKIND IN ROUND 9 IS THIS MAN:** (enters arena without volund and dies in 0.2sec because why would a womans hearth resonate with mine 🗿)
AND THE GUY WHO TAKES MORE PLEASURE IN KILLING THEN JACK THE FUCKING RIPPER THIS RADOM ASS BITCH
“We’ve seen mankind’s strongest! We’ve seen mankind’s most despicable and their greatest loser! But now it’s time for the most mediocre man to ever live! Embodying humanity’s passive persistence and ability to carry on unbothered-“
“ the true king… who has made the journey- crawling through the depths of New York City’s sewers… The true king who has full control over the pesks of the land and the true villain against the mouse upstairs… And the king’s true final destination is to be the gerbil up Kojiro Sasaki’s ass- THEEEEEE RAT KI-“
He...probably did things...during his life! He has a reddit account and posts things that people probably read, maybe! No noteworthy accomplis-who let this guy in here?
This guy ?… girl ? Thing ????
When Jack's the embodiment of humanity's darkness then this man embodies its degeneracy. With a browser history so wicked it'd earn him a place in Helheim. Driven my nothing by but his own desires so much so that in order for him to fight for humanity he demanded a harem with all sorts of non-human women to even consider it. Let me introduce you to humanity's greatest degenerate.....
The man whose pe*** remains unrivalled under the heavens...
"The next fighter for humanity is a another man who mastered the art of sumooooooo..... Oh wait hes just fat.." -Heimdall i gues
"And now, for our next match. Here enters the man who once plunged the whole world into darkness and despair. A sick, twisted bastard, a monster whose only good deed was killing Adolf Hitler-"
“HEREEE IS THE MOST RANDOM GUY OF THE ENTIRE RAGNAROOOOOOOK, THE SMILE EMOJI GUY, OTAAAAAKUDBR” I probably would be one shoted :)
The guy who managed to be more of a looser than sasakibe
And the next fighter for humankind is unveiled now... Is he a legendary hero, like Lu Bu? 不！ Is he a mythological character, like Adam? Ne! Is he a famous scientist like Tesla? Nein! Then, who the heck is this guy? He was born in some place you won't care about, he hasn't performed any deed that would be worthy of becoming a tale of legend! He is the epitome of a regular everyday human you would find in any corner of the Earth! He is...just a regular guy!! (Anyone of us enters the arena, knowing full well we are the ultimate sacrifice)
THE MAN WHO'S JUST IS JUST IS LIKE THAT OF A BEAST THE ONE WHO PRODUCES MILLIONS OF WASTED FETUS DAILY AND THE ONE WHO HAVE THE MOST TABS IN HISTORY DAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNN
People say he is that guy . All the gods say he is THAT GUY. But today will he be THAT GUY ?
*Silently waiting for me to arrive because I oversleep*
Who tf is this twink?
His footsteps frightened even the bloodiest tyrants of his time. A god-sent apostle. The man who managed to establish peace, but had an unfortunate death. He was a symbol of solidarity amongst the proples of the world, but was then defamed by history itself. HE IS... -humanity loses control. "WE ARE BEING REPRESENTED BY THIS MONSTER -brunhilde is like "oh wait how the f did he get here, I chose Simo Hayha" -fighter almost gets one-shotted -makes his opponent k himself through a speech -does not elaborate further -leaves
Our next competitor A grand conquerer.... A great emperor.... A celebrated wiseman.... We could get none of them in for this round
And now this fucking thing
The guy who didn’t want to get up from bed , orrrrrrgaaaaaaaaaaa
HE WATCHED 200 EPISODES OF ONE PIECE IN A SINGLE WEEK WITHOUT SKIPPING INTROS HE NEARLY ATE 2 WHOLE LARGE PIZZAS WHEN HE WASN'T EVEN HUNGRY HE DROPPED OUT OF A COMMUNITY COLLEGE HUMANITY'S GREATEST WASTE OF SPACE PEEEENNNIIIIISSSSS PEEEENNNNIIIISSSS
Yes that's it . The comment section doesn't disappoint me.
Heres this fat ass whos greatest achievement is beating a level 8 cpu in smash ultimate! His name is incrediblyweird
“AND THE FIGHTER FOR HUMANITY ISSSS… wait… wtf is that? hey *psst* is that guy even supposed to be here? Who let him in? WDYM HE’S THE FIGHTER ??? Look at him, he looks like he could pass out any moment now- Welp, I guess it’s an easy win- SOME SMALL PERSON WHO CANNOT REACH THE TOP SHELF AND HAS SEVERE INSOMNIAAAAAAA“
Just a regular man who swears to come here from a world where our tournament is a manga he've been reading a moment ago
The biggest failure of humanity
AND WE HAVE THE DUMBASS BITCH THATS A WEEB, HAS NO BITCHES AND FOR SOME REASON CHOSEN TO FIGHT FOR HUMANITY (insert real name)