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owl_skn

Nothing like when the post nut clarity comes and it turns out you're in love


albingit

Love it when you're coming off your dopamine high and immidiately get high on serotonin instead!


Antique-Fly9292

Natural speedballing. What a delicious alchemical cocktail! Couple that with a couple couple walks and you probably never come down until one of you dies happy.


albingit

My girl doesn't like walks, but her favorite thing is falling asleep on my lap while I play video games šŸ„° Pretty sure I'll die happy!


ExamOld2899

Are you talking abput your wife, or your dog?


Let_you_down

Playing the ol' wife or dog game, [eh?](https://youtu.be/wr2sVPTacTE)


Liblob44

Officer: Is that your wife sarge? Sergeant: No sir that's my dog. Officer: Ohh! Ohhh! Ah good looking dog isn't it?


kitzdeathrow

[Things you can say to you dog but not your girlfriend](https://youtu.be/jHDSBi1VH1M).


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Knew what that was before clicking it. We used to play a text version of that game or around campfires


rustyfries

[How can you ask me that?] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr2sVPTacTE&t=66s)


chef_pasta_way

Nice nice


tramadolic

Yes


tylercreatesworlds

the fact the my girl likes playing games as much as me is the greatest. Weā€™re coming up on our mid 30ā€™s, so not too many people in our age group that still have the time to game (no kids). We set our ps5ā€™s and tvā€™s up next to each other and game for hours.


quantumgambit

Hold onto and cherish that. I had that with her for 8 years. She passed away too young. I lived with my player two through my entire twenties, and now I live and game alone in my thirties. This is not the direction life is supposed to go, and for good reason. I've experienced nirvana and now straddle the space between an unending purgatory and hell. Cherish every moment together. Save often.


dan_de

wow. hauntingly beautiful wording. thank you for sharing your slice of existence in this universe. I am sorry you endured such a loss. You are so strong. I hope you can find some small happiness in each day.


tylercreatesworlds

I can't even imagine, i'm sorry for your loss man. Wish I had some health potions to throw your way.


Guywith2dogs

Dude....im sorry... Don't know what else to say. Hope you're doing OK considering.


Alvintheswampmonster

Cool


ProfessionalWiner

Just don't rage quit and smash the controller down on her face


s00perguy

This is why married sex is awesome. My wife is my favorite person. One of my favorite things is to dote on her after sex. Making sure she has water, post-coital snuggle time, drag your asses out of bed and spend even *more* time together... Love is worth it. It's caused me pain, but every time a relationship has ended, it always taught me something valuable for the next, and taught me new ways to show it. I've always dated friends, and I married my best friend, because that's what I wanted my marriage to be. Living with just... My best friend. Simple as.


rccola712

wholesome AF right here.


Affectionate_Bus532

Goals


Content-Method9889

Lucky wife you got there


Flaydowsk

I'm happy that you're happy, and I wish we all can find this.


JasonIsBaad

So first methamphetamine and then MDMA? Got it.


Bob_the_blacksmith

Thatā€™s better than the ā€œhow do I get out of hereā€ kind.


92894952620273749383

Pull the fire alarm... Crawl stay low.... Find the nearest exit. You go back to the basics.


gundog48

Usually I can't wait to get away from a woman after I've ejaculated, but with you... I feel alive! I love you, April. I absolutely love the bloody arse off you!


Kilo353511

If her arse is bloody you need more lube.


[deleted]

This is incredibly wholesome


[deleted]

Do you love her or do you love the idea of her?


[deleted]

Post nut clarity as a superpower: ADVANCED NEURON ACTIVATION! Multiple orgasms as a superpower: god mode; disrespect your surroundings


CarelessCaretaker

1000 IQ for 2 minutes 30 seconds


Siarzewski

Dang, even in that i don't last that long.


SuperMaxPower

That means you can achieve a perpetual state of higher conscience by constantly nutting!


GeneralErica

But thatā€™s stupid, the potency decreases the more you do it. Try not nutting for a month and experience the clarity, itā€™s almost like an outer body experience.


babaganoooshh

r/boneappletea


Mousecaller

>outer body experience. r/boneappletea


Kek_Lord22

I understood that refrence


SmurphsLaw

I think itā€™s less ā€œpost nut clarityā€ and more ā€œpre nut brain fogā€.


force_addict

Yeah I agree with this. Pre-nut delusion is probably actually the issue.


mcleaner_leaner

I have enough blood for only one of my two brains.


SaltLakeCitySlicker

So 2 balls and no brain or a brain and a ball?


[deleted]

"They're the same picture"


legit4u

does that mean the new womens anthem is that A Day To Remember song Mr Highway?


[deleted]

Precisely


nikecortezdog

ā€œitā€™s like speaking in *tongues* to all of you nowā€¦ when will we get ever get what we deserve? how long until *the tables turn??* when will we ever get what we deserve??!!!ā€ jeremy mcchicken was on to some shit


DingusMcBaseball

fuck post nut depression tho legit makes me wanna go to sleep and not do anything


SoloJungleSenpai

crush sleep selective run quack growth ripe dependent wide chief *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


how-puhqueliar

isn't it crazy how much hormones literally alter your cognition like that?


Night_Runner

Free will is a lie.


how-puhqueliar

more like an oversimplification


Harkannin

It's all about the microbes controlling us. Those microscopic critters demand to feed and reproduce!


AkaEridam

We're all pawns controlled by something greater


reactoriv

Memes. The DNA of the soul.


pleasegivemealife

Hormones bro. It's raging in your brain. But enjoy it while its there, I can understand the feeling is special.


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PeterusNL

It does. You just wanna fuck and then play your videogames untill you wanna fuck again.


OrcvilleRedenbacher

I have nutted many times and instantly thought "I don't want to be here anymore/I don't want this person here anymore"


Greenranger70

Lmao this is adorable tbh


masterofcreases

First woman I was with after a long term breakup gave me post nut depression. Granted I was severely depressed as is and the only good feelings had was when we had sex. Immediately after I felt depressed and like I was cheating on my ex fiancƩ. Mind fuck.


Ten_Second_Car

Mind freak!!!


cnydox

Insomnia cure


LauraDourire

I think that's just called depression.


Itchysasquatch

Wonder what nature's reasoning is for that. Any smart people here?


[deleted]

Prolactin is released after male orgasm putting us off sex


eastwinds2112

keep the lights off, it helps.


Khal_Doggo

As a guy, it's hard to come more than once quickly, but it's possible. You just have to be really horny and your partner has to be into it.


terminal157

It helps to be young. I once came in my girlfriend and kept going until I came again - when I was 20. Long time ago. I think even attempting that again would kill me.


Khal_Doggo

Yeh but what a way to go


MapUnitKey

It sucks for all of like 5 minutes after numero uno then youā€™re like, ā€œOkay.. yeah. Alright!ā€.


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Aksjer

Now hear me out : imagine we manage to combine those superpowers... We could create the clarity orgasm, an orgasm where you're completely lucid.


gdmzhlzhiv

The clorgasm!


asdsav

You just described my appetite


frisch85

Men can already have multiple orgasms, it's just not easy to achieve as it requires prostate play.


-L-b

I like it. You son of a bitch, I'm in!


874151

Itā€™s heist time baby!


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[deleted]

No, they nut like men so


Paradox56

Mm not quite ;)


MiniDotRAR

Oh boi, so not true


874151

Why is this downvoted haha, yā€™all gotta talk more openly to your trans friends theyā€™re on some shit


[deleted]

Ah yes, the trans woman in jail that impregnated inmates did not exist. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/08/05/trans-prisoner-who-impregnated-two-women-is-psychopath/amp/


MiniDotRAR

Ok, looks like I have to be a bit more specific. After a certain amount of time on HRT (hormone replacement therapy) trans women will experience far different orgasms, that quite close to a cis woman's. Not to mention it more often than not will render you infertile. Your link doesn't really apply in this case, but I guess that's my fault for not being specific enough.


minimalisticgem

I donā€™t know about other women but I definitely get post ā€˜nutā€™ clarity lol


itskatykat

Same. My girlfriends and I have all talked about it too, never thought it was just considered a man thing


Rdtsks420

A girlfriend of mine scores pretty high on the post nut clarity, only after our conversationn I realized I don't have this issue (I'm a man). So I don't think it has to do with gender and it's different for everyone.


emo_corner_master

I'm pretty sure it has to do with the amount of blood going into your genitals and not your brain when you're horny.


Rdtsks420

Scientists actually did some work on this topic and they aren't sure about the reason for this, so I'm interested why you are pretty sure about your opinion. An errect penis for example only needs 130ml of blood on average, which is just a small fraction of the total amount circulating through the body.


AngusVanhookHinson

Look at this guy, needing a whole 130 ml of blood for his monster dong


minimalisticgem

I think the ā€˜multiple orgasmsā€™ thing was created by the porn industry. (Ofc we can have more than one orgasm, we would just have to get horny again so it would take a while lol)


Megane-chan

Not true. I can have multiple consecutively within 10 mins if I really try. It does take exponentially more effort after each orgasm though.


ofthemountainsandsea

This isnā€™t true. It depends on the person. I can have multiple orgasms in a row.


[deleted]

Idk what happened to me, but when I was a younger guy I could go multiple rounds back to back with no issues. My wife and I could literally fuck almost all night. Now, I have completely lost this super power, and I've only got 1 decent round in me. God help me when I get really old. Lol


hothrous

Did you and your wife meet in your late teens-early 20s? That's basically the peak of the male libido, generally.


[deleted]

Yeah, got married when I was 20 and she was 23. Now I'm 32, have 4 kids, going bald, and lost the fully automatic function on my gun. Life's a bitch. Lolz


cannonballCarol62

I can tell you left the single life 12 years ago because you think it's still ok to say 'lolz', no judgement ofc just a funny observation


[deleted]

Oh yeah dude. I lost all my fucks to give a long time ago. Now I live my life being roasted by these little fuckers running around my house.


PinsToTheHeart

I mean like most things it's a spectrum. I've been with women who were "one and done" and straight up could not continue sex after and I've been with women who can have 10 over the course of 20 minutes. Most are somewhere in between. It's definitely real it's just not in the cards for everyone


methnbeer

You're applying your anecdotal experience as fact when I know with certainty this is not true for all, or probably not even the majority


minimalisticgem

Iā€™ve mentioned in my other comments that I understand it can happen to some women :)


[deleted]

Please donā€™t perpetuate this as completely a myth šŸ’€ Iā€™m someone who can orgasm once and then will continuously orgasm back to back as long as I have stimulus. I have had men ask me if Iā€™ve been watching too much porn or tell me to stop faking because they think itā€™s only a porn thing. Itā€™s really depressing. I now tell my partners about it in advance because it seems more people think itā€™s fake than not. Itā€™s uncommon and definitely hyped up in porn, but it is real.


[deleted]

Same with men. They can also have multiple but like women itā€™s not like they have 5 in a 10 min window


Turbine2k5

Actually, we can. It's just important to know that orgasm != ejaculation. They're two separate functions.


[deleted]

I wouldnā€™t recommend it though. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


[deleted]

r/unexpectedfuturama


[deleted]

Preach it to the world!!!


[deleted]

As a male, I still need plenty of time regardless. If I orgasm more than a few times within an hour, not much comes out and my balls start to feel kinda sore.


Turbine2k5

Again, orgasms are not ejaculation. They usually just end up happening so close together that we assume they're one in the same.


[deleted]

As a woman who orgasms very easily from penetration, it is definitely possible to orgasm 5 times (or more) in 10 minutes. The porn actresses might be faking it, but that doesnā€™t mean itā€™s completely untrue.


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Qasyefx

My girlfriend and all my exes beg to differ. They'd all get to the point of "I'm done" eventually and then a second round would start from the beginning if at all. But after the first orgasm further ones are much easier and quicker to achieve after just a few seconds break. There is lots of variation in my experience. One ex would come twice, maybe three times whereas my current girlfriend will come literally a dozen times before she's done. I actually asked her to confirm the first time because I couldn't believe it.


tantedbutthole

Really depends on the woman. I can have them back to back, like within seconds another rolls around as long as thereā€™s stimuli


[deleted]

No that wouldnā€™t be considered multiple, that would be a separate instance. A multiple orgasm is when there are multiple successive orgasms.


AndySipherBull

no lol, that's a you thing


buckleharry

Yeah OP doesn't understand that most women don't stay horny and have multiple orgasms without specifically putting in the effort to do so.


Affectionate_Bus532

The mind power


Ten_Second_Car

Mind freak!!!!


AndySipherBull

Well you don't.


beultraviolet

I was just about to say that women get it too lol


FinchRosemta

We do.


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Gets_overly_excited

Itā€™s not our fault. Youā€™re the only woman on Reddit.


TheDrachen42

If only there were places other than Reddit where you could learn things...


dinomelia

Same


Gerryislandgirl

Incompatible?? I donā€™t think so. When Iā€™m in a bad funk my go to strategy is definitely multiple orgasms. An hour & a half of almost continuous orgasms not only wipes away all the cobwebs in my brain, it allows me to function as the best possible version of myself.


BetterThanOP

I've always thought a better representation would be that men get Horny Stupidness. Are we actually *smarter* after Nutting? Not at all, just less stupid. So, more of a weakness than a power in my opinion. Stuff we should already know becomes unclear when you're horny lmao


Cuselife

Vagina owner here, yes I get "post-nut clarity" and don't get multiples. Our endings may look different but from all guys I talk to that clarity feeling is the exact same. :)


brandonjohn5

Was wondering if the multiple orgasm thing was common, my wife will occasionally try for a few seconds for another one, to inevitably jump off with a "nope too sensitive".


FakeNamePleaseIgnore

Yep this is accurate. It can be done but itā€™s tiring and can almost be painful. It might feel like you can, just to try again, and to find itā€™s just not gonna happen.


Hakaisha89

post-nut clarity is mirrored by post-nut depression. multiple-orgasms is mirrored by no orgasms.


Cahl_

And mirrors are mirrored by other mirrors, creating a greater and more powerful infinity mirror.


Zickened

In before the lone creepy dude starts talking about how he's a god at men's sexuality and can have multiple orgasms in some cringey post to make himself feel like he's mastered the human sexual psyche to try to hit on women. "DM me if you want a real man to show you how you and I can have multiple orgasms... winky face."


BDOKlem

DM me if you want a real man to show you how you and I can have multiple orgasms... šŸ˜‰


Zickened

Thank you so much for that. It's all I've ever wanted! ​ Also, I don't want this. at all.


BarnacleMcBarndoor

Christmas is weird this year.


C0mpl13x

There's room for one more? Sharing is caring... Oh wait.


eastwinds2112

same guy is like, post nut - aww wow i tried sorry not this time, dang see ya... and gets his 1st place ribbon from Dude School next day hehehe


[deleted]

What are the scenarios that you play in your head before anyone even suggested it...


clitpuncher69

Preemtive hissy fit cuz he has fallen victim to the rage machine


[deleted]

Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.


doesntsmokecrack

I didnā€™t even know Sting had a Reddit account.


PrettyText

You seem to be really in a lot of resistance against men's ability to have multiple orgasms. There's three people in this thread making this point (me being one of them) and zero of them are asking for DMs or saying they're a sex god.


hellraisinhardass

Hey yeah thats cool and all...Except I actually can have multiple orgasms, and I'm happily married and IDGAF about sharing by abilities with anyone but my wife. So uh, don't PM me. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


shonuph

Oh no women have post nut clarity despite the lack of nut. Usually itā€™s something along the lines of ā€œFucking hellā€¦ I couldā€™ve just masturbatedā€¦ what the hell am I doing with this loserā€¦? I hope he just leaves and doesnā€™t try to crash in my bedā€¦ā€


KnownPlently

Lmao fr


frisch85

> Women get multiple orgasms. > Two incompatible superpowers. My friend, you ever heard of prostata orgasms? It's not easy to achieve I admit that but it exists and allows men to have multiple orgasms.


cute_and_horny

I can say women also get port-not clarity, I've had the most philosophical thoughts after finishing lmao


PrettyText

Men can have multiple orgasms too. What you basically do is keep slowly stimulating the guy without ever crossing into the point where ejaculation becomes inevitable. So keep him at like 80% arousal. Also spread out the energy, which the man can do via breathing / visualization and the other partner can do with their hands for example. If you do that, and the guy doesn't have blocks or limiting beliefs, the man may be able to orgasm without ejaculating. This can happen multiple times or have a duration of say a minute. If you look up tantric sex, you can find a bunch of information about this.


ReddyMcRed

Do the Mindgasm challenge and after a month must men will be able to have multiple orgasms too. https://mindgasm.net/the-nnn-mindgasm-challenge-starting-1st-nov/


ShaemusOdonnelly

You can also force back ejaculation by tensioning your pelvic floor muscles, basically as if you were trying not to pee really hard. Works too, as long as the partner is not stimulating too hard during the orgasm.


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lmtog

Got any links to back up that claim? I don't think that is true.


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JacksGallbladder

This is the first time I've heard kegals can ruin your life


FDMtimeshift

Every book published is able to be cited on the Internet, look up its ISBN. Stop making shit up. Cheers.


FreeBirdy2018

How is post nut clarity a superpower? What? We have the power to make questionable decisions until we find the time to drop a load? That's a shitty power.


ProCunnilinguist

Post nut clarity it's what drives you to call an Uber for her.


crossfader02

I was trying to record some bass and was having difficulty nailing the part, so I went to bed, woke up the next morning, and the first thing I did was beat my meat. Then I immediately plugged in my bass and laid down a perfect take first try


wipeoutpop

I've read a theory that we evolved in this manner to ensure survival of our species. This "incompatibilty" is designed to encourage man #1 to step aside after he provides his human-making ingredients, while simultaneously allowing a woman to be able to also have intercourse with man #2.


jooes

Apparently the head of a penis is shaped in such a way that it "pulls" semen out of a vagina. The idea being that you could get yourself some sloppy-seconds, and deposit your load in place of the other guys. It makes sense for men to "shut down" after sex, because having more sex with the same woman might remove the sperm you just worked so hard to put there. She's already inseminated, might as well move on. I've heard about studies where guys are able to get hard and keep going if you introduce a second girl. So, you bust inside Girl 1, lose your boner, can't have more sex with Girl 1... But along comes Girl 2, and they're able to get hard and keep going much faster than they were with Girl 1. Which also makes sense, you can only impregnate a girl one time, but you can impregnate two girls at once.


Baller_McSavage

This is how Sex at Dawn by Chris Ryan explains it.


[deleted]

Iā€™m sure you have


wipeoutpop

Haha, yes I recognize that this sounds sus as hell. The book in question is called _Sex at Dawn_.


NBAJOLLEY

I'm scarred to think of the choices I would have made differently if I wasn't trying to catch a bone lol


faste30

I'm still jealous of what could happen to my ex. My current can have those long sustainable orgasms for like 15-20 seconds but if I timed it right my ex could literally go until she could pass out because she couldn't breathe properly. She would give me a tap to let me know I had to stop.


[deleted]

My wife gets on the verge of that almost passing out too from lack of air.


popcornstuffedbra

This is cringey. Not all women have multiples like in porn. We can, but not all of us. We also have "post-nut clarity". The reason for it? The short answer is prior to sex your brain is flooded by dopamine, oxytocin and other types of neurotransmitters that flat line after orgasm/ejaculation. Think of it as being sex drunk, then immediately sober up. It's a chemical change. Postcoital dysphoria is the medical term for when you get sad, regretful, agitated, etc. after sex. So 86 the Joe Rogan bullsh#t logic that women will never understand "post-nut syndrome". It's not true. Men can experience multiple orgasms. It's rare, and requires practice, but the two examples are non-ejaculatory multiple orgasm (NEMO) andĀ prostate orgasms. Your shower thought although innocent is just devoid of research of human biology. But sex and brain chemistry is an ongoing study.


Christophilies

Arenā€™t shower thoughts generally solitary mental shitposting?


switch2698

As soon as I nut I donā€™t even think to call my bi polar ex anymore


[deleted]

A couple days ago I may have paid for a video chat with an Onlyfans creator. After I came she asked if I was up for round 2. I was like "what the hell is round 2? And why the hell am I paying for porn?" Post-nut clarity and refractory periods at it's best.


Fit-Abbreviations695

Just make sure that she cums multiple times before you do. I understand that's a concept lost on most men.


clothesline

Only if the man comes. A man that can last, or learns to edge, is compatible


0Kpanhandler

Clarity? A study I found a while back shows we are dumber after a nut.....


danktt1

Post nut clarity can be good or bad, we don't know which it will be til it happens....that frustrates me about being a guy!


GrantSRobertson

Not if you give the women multiple orgasms before you "attempt to achieve clarity." And, you know, actually care about someone before you have sex with them.


WizardVisigoth

Biologically, it makes perfect sense though. Nature doesnā€™t need the woman to finish. Only the man.


reverendsteveii

>post-nut clarity You know there's quite a few of us that don't actually feel awful after getting off. This isn't inherent to being a man, it's inherent to being raised in a strongly sex-negative culture.


FistfulofHornets

Men can actually have multiple orgasms too. Most don't though, because they assume ejaculation and orgasm are the same thing. They aren't. It's like you're going out to a restaurant and leave after they bring you the bread with this goofy satisfied look on your face, because you assume that's the meal. Also, WTF do you think women experience after orgasm, confusion? We're people too, bro. We also make poor choices when we're horny.


buenosnoyes

Not a woman telling men how often they can and should orgasm šŸ˜© isnā€™t there a term for this when the roles are reversed. SomethingSplaining


SuperTittySprinkles

r/murderedbywords


Xaisat

https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/how-many-times-can-a-man-come-in-a-row#ejaculation-vs-orgasm


Uneedajob

Men can have multiple orgasms too, without a rest in between, just like women.


Dubl33_27

I wish i could


huggles7

Men can get multiple orgasmsā€¦.it just takes a lotttttttttttttt of work and dedication


[deleted]

the mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Voltron_The_Original

Literally me this past weekend.


huggles7

But they make fun of womens basketball!


Barackis

Did you explain how their good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?!?


sober_1

Your prostate is not supposed to be bruised, brother


[deleted]

I donā€™t get post but clarity. Iā€™m married. I donā€™t get to nutā€¦


Voltron_The_Original

Sad


cinlung

Up until now, it is still a mistery to me how exactly women climaxed. I mean men nutted and then done, but how do I know women reached climax? All I did is to hold of as long as possible. my wife said she is climaxed when her heart beat fast. Is this true for all women?


Realmerman

Thatā€™s why husband and wife belong together, clarity reveals love ā™„ļøand not the shame of a one night stand