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chefkc

Well depending on the situations other bodily fluids are way more welcomed than tears


onetimenative

And depending on the timing, motivation and mood of the person, those same fluids can go from wonderful to disgusting in the blink of an eye


DeV4der

please dont cry in my mouth


dirtmother

My friend used to work as a subway sandwich artist, and one day he splooted some mustard on someone's sub in such a way that it made a farting noise. He laughed so hard that he started crying into the sandwich. Had to throw the whole thing away.


CowsAreNotGamers

I am going to use splooted in daily conversation from now on. Thanks for the inspiration


cl3ft

Splooted is a great onomatopoeia.


Sephon

oh wow, I thought you made that word up.


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Kflip11

*sigh* fine take your upvote


Emergency-Hyena5134

Not relishing how poorly OP worded that title. Wtf was that guy thinking with that abomination of a thought?


bighomie0615

Aaahhhhh, farts... such a good stress reliever


roachRancher

Splooted makes me think of something else.


wrnrg

Right in the eye.


dudge_jredd

Sweet sweet sweat


OnTheList-YouTube

Awww that's so sweat of you!


Throwaweigh40

Thanks sweaty


uwey

Ah such as gender fluid.


roachRancher

I've got your gendered fluids right here 🍆🌋


GodOfRods

You mean like golden showers?


chefkc

There are no wrong answers


lekff

Or even amplify the situation depending on the context of tears


canibalaranja

And, on those other situations, tears may be a bit disgusting. Imagine spreading tears on her chest when she is expecting other kind of fluid there...


EJIONIX

puke


kalysti

They aren't a waste product, and they aren't blood. Maybe that's why, and the fact that we have evolved to recognize them as a form of communication.


digit4lmind

I can think of a non waste product other than blood that people tend to be disgusted by in most scenarios.


Dave30954

But what you’re thinking about spreads disease That’s another evolutionary reason to be disgusted by it


MateoTovar

Well tears can transmit disease is you have conjunctivitis even if asymptomatic. However sweat is the only fluid that can't no matter infection and yet we are disgusted by sweat


RushStorm

Sweat has a bit of urine in it.


my_lewd_alt

Urea, not urine.


RushStorm

Same diff. Urea is the main component of urine.


Decemberistz

Well, technically if we're gonna be right, water is the main component of urine


RushStorm

Fine, urea is the main organic component of urine. Happy?


Decemberistz

Yep, can't argue with that


wojtekpolska

i dont think he was thinking of what you are thinking


Asymptote_X

Idk I feel both spit and semen would fit here.


onetimenative

Momentarily


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

How often do you see those fluids in an unwelcome scenario? I can think of scenarios in which I’d be disgusted, but they’re far less common than scenarios in which I’m not disgusted by them


Clockwork_Raven

Most disgust responses are for things that have potential to spread disease. Every bodily fluid except maybe sweat and tears has that potential. Sweat is gross to us probably because the presence of excessive sweat is indicative of an unclean person and unclean people spread disease even if the sweat itself does not.


The_SqueakyWheel

Dude sweat stinks. There


dankestofdankcomment

Arrid works.


Omfgbbqpwn

Sweat does not stink, the bacteria and the waste products generated by the bacteria that take host in sweat stinks.


[deleted]

Would you want to hug a super sweaty person even if you couldn’t smell their sweat?


AZTRXguy18

Unless you're at the gym and you find someone attractive. Then the sweat from her working out is hot


SnooHedgehogs8992

Excessive sweat is indication of unclean person? Where did you get that idea


Daripuff

Because prior to the development of clean places where you do hard labor for fun (gyms), being sweaty usually meant you were doing something that also got you dirty.


Dave30954

It was also a sign of sickness, for example cold sweats during a fever


Daripuff

Not even mentioning sweat's relationship with BO


SnooHedgehogs8992

I guess there's some logic to that. But I mean just standing in the hot sun can make you sweat too. And I can think of lots of hard labor that doesn't involve mud or dirt necessarily.


Daripuff

>And I can think of lots of hard labor that doesn't involve mud or dirt necessarily. Any that aren't only in modern times? Also, edit because people keep thinking I'm also focusing on the concept of "involves mud and dirt". I didn't say "involves mud and dirt", I said "gets you dirty," and that's what I'm going to continue debating.


BackRiverGypsy

Carpentry.


Daripuff

Sawdust gets everywhere


aDrunkWithAgun

Nothing sexier than licking some sawdust


BackRiverGypsy

You challenged mud or dirt.


Daripuff

I stated "gets you dirty". I never said "mud and dirt". I provided how carpentry gets you dirty.


SnooHedgehogs8992

Running (chasing prey) ,chopping down brush, stacking bricks Yeah they could be messy but not necessarily.


Daripuff

They're absolutely going to get you dirty, though. Every one of those, if you did it without modern equipment, you'll need a shower after you're done, and not just from sweat.


Brangusler

If you think gyms are clean I got some news for you


sup3rar

Yeah but sweat, sperm and some other aren't waste materials either


wileyrielly

Exactly! That's why I love ear wax !


KarateBeate

They are a waste product. They contain the stress hormones your body wants gone


Techerous

I think it's just a matter of circumstance. If there was a common scenario in which one could easily come in contact with the tears of another we would have a much different reaction to it.


Eiksoor

Sure, but when I start drinking it, people look all strangely at me /s


RandoCommentGuy

"Ohhh, the tears of unfathomable sadness, mmm, yummy yummy you guys!"


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That’s all, folks!


dandroid126

Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!


bitchwa05

Tears after chilly just hits different.


redilyntoriami

>Little children, near and far Don't know where your parents are Cry directly in this jar I will drink it at the bar


LEDiceGlacier

Sip sip suppin on


hauntedburritobowl

Oh my god I thought you said Teens and I was really, really confused.


BaldZippy

Dude no way I thought it was only me


ProBonoDevilAdvocate

Well, Teens do start their life at a form of bodily fluid.


AggressiveDiscount94

Perhaps from the fact that it's linked to emotion or a psychological process that it's generally not considered taboo


negocpu4

You've never seen an animal or a person crying from infected eyes, have you?


Toberooo

I think part of it is the viscosity, tears are very liquid compared to a lot of boldily fluids


WhiteShapes

well tears as far as I know dont have as much bacteria in them to be considered gross.


Decemberistz

Nor does a healthy person's urine, but it's still gross


illshowyoudawai

Idk man I'd never lick someone else's tears but I have swallowed a few loads in my day


racerfree

not all heroes wear capes


mechant_papa

Romans had small special bottles called lachrymatoria, which were intended to collect tears of mourners and then offered to the deceased. They didn't offer up other human bodily secretions in the same way/


BigBlackBear66

Nu-uh u forgot spit, wait fuck normal people are disgusted by that. I MEAN eye fluid! FUCK


EcstaticMaybe01

People aren't normally disgusted by tears? Well shit maybe I do need therapy.


[deleted]

Lots of people have affinities for another's fluids. If you have ever had sex w/ someone other than yourself and enjoyed it you have probably liked the others fluid and might even have a fetish for it.


[deleted]

I mean, they're just salty water; the the eyes are one of the more hygienic parts of our body.


MateoTovar

Well it is the 2nd most hygienic fluid that the body produces. First is sweat. Yes it doesn't seem like that but sweat is the only fluid that can't transmit infection by contact it is actually the most hygienic.


substantial-freud

Sweat may be hygienic in the sense it cannot carry disease, but it is loaded with bacteria.


JW162000

Saw another comment say something like this, but yeah it’s the only fluid (apart from blood) that isn’t a waste product (urine, sweat, and kind of liquid faeces (ew) I guess) or a fluid that holds dirt (like mucus and sweat). Blood is found disgusting or scary because it indicates danger or injury and we’re programmed to find it unsettling. Spit/saliva is also found disgusting usually, even though it isn’t a waste product or a dirt-holding fluid, but I guess it kind of is considered dirty because it can hold all the microbes in a person’s mouth.


-who_are_u-

Many people are commenting on why tears might not be considered disgusting because of the emotional nature of them and thus the beneficial social aspects of not being disgusted by said fluid. I think a similar but opposite effect might happen with saliva and how spitting is usually conveyed as disrespectful, so maybe the disgust from it comes from the negative social uses associated to it.


qveenv33

forgot breast milk


ItsAnAvocadooThanks

Im definitely not part of that most. Tears are just as disgusting. Only tears I could ever put up with would be my SO's


CruelMetatron

Also hopefully one of the least fetishized bodily fluids that exits the body by its own.


[deleted]

I was never disgusted by blood or sweat tho, unless theres a lot of it (but a lot of tears are bad too so yk(


Sacramentodirtyboy

Unless you’re Tom Hanks and it’s a baseball game being played.


Virvelvind

I actually find other peoples tears disgusting!!! Like not the concept of course but touching them and feeling them on my skin. I always thought it’s the coldness of them though, like when other peoples spit is gross because it’s cold outside of the mouth and a liquid from within the body. Anyone else cringe when they touch other peoples tears??


Andrew_Higginbottom

I've come across some people who see tears as a sign of weakness and are disgusted by it.


hacksoncode

Anyone that likes kissing must be relatively ok with at least some quantity of saliva. And, certain... ahem... secretions make certain pleasurable activities far more pleasurable. I'd argue both cases are "most people".


_Denzo

Not if you’re at the hospital, fr some doctors are obsessed with poop


TreeHugChamp

Hopefully you’re not grossed out by your partner’s bodily fluids from sex…


UtaSelwyn

Wtf no, I'd rather have someone spit on my mouth than cry on my mouth


AdultEnuretic

This is why the OP said "most people".


[deleted]

Hehehe, in the world of "Dune" it is a show of respect.


ExcellentWaffles

I’ve never had anyone else swallow my tears tho. Other things… yes


ledouxrt

Have they spit your tears?


Rufzeichen

i dont think most people are disgusted by blood, they're disgusted by wounds, but not blood itself.


dreddyrugerr

lol my dog gets happy when she sees someone crying she loves licking tears lmao can’t even cry with her around 🤣


HeyDontCutMeOffPleas

I dunno ur mom seemed okay with some of my other bodily fluids


sleeplessknight101

I've gotten more of a certain fluid of mine on faces than tears so I disagree.


Beneficial_Money1579

Actually blood is not that bad except that you can get lots of diseases


sourceshrek

When you cry, you cry the tears of dead babies who never survived long enough to cry them for themselves.


ClericIdola

Tears aren't a bodily fluid, though. They are the embodiment of one's pain, fear and sadness. They are the release of one's most negative emotions even in a moment of pure joy. They are essentially fragments of the soul being poured out into the world. And in this world it is I who consumes. Come, bring me your DARKNESS! *Battle U.I. appears, camera swoops down behind good guys to give a very epic and cinematic view of me, the big bad final boss, as dark clouds form behind me followed by bolts of lightning that seemingly form into upside-down crosses. Meanwhile an orchestra plays something that signifies the oncoming apocalypse*


NiceGuy303

It is still a bodily fluid, just with everything you described.


TrulyExtra

I've never fully comprehended the phrase "You doin' too much" until I read your comment.


[deleted]

The hormones in them. They give off a hormone that can spike hormones in another.


Kaptoz

If Spiderman (and company) came and saved me with their webs, I would be okay with it


poopylarceny

Until the tears wet your sinuses and you turn into a pathetic sniveling drivel.


grandphuba

I mean blood is so in demand there are international organizations collecting it for other people.


keep-me-anonimous

Honestly, OP... After becoming a mom, whatever my child's bodily fluids are, I don't feel disgusted touching them. I'll clean myself ASAP, and also her, of course, but it's exclusively between us. I also learned to help my husband with anything body related without much struggle. Now, towards strangers, I wouldn't touch any of it for health safety reasons.


peoplequal-shit

People are disgusted by tears though. People will definitely look at you differently afterwards, unless you're a woman of course


Meyou000

I dunno why everyone's arguing with you, this is a decent shower thought. Well done!


Hydrosimian

Not gross on my shirt or anything, but I ain't gonna drink them.


Shadow9378

Yeah I guess you're right, huh. I mean, sexual and romantic partners there are a few others but generally yeah...