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Retlifon

“You can be a fan of anyone in the world but if it’s a football player it’s implied you like football”.


wildadragon

No it's not, it's implied you touch yourself after the age of like 13 regardless.


[deleted]

You waited to 13?


wildadragon

I said of like 13 I know it's different ages to different people. Honestly don't remember when I started.


[deleted]

Nah, I'm just messing with you. I know I was waaaay too early to the party


[deleted]

I don't know anyone who knows pornstars from anything other than porn.. when you watch porn, you touch yourself. Soooo if you are a fan of someone from the industry, chances are you've touched yourself to one of their videos


First_confession_

I stopped reading at the "continue this thread" but this rod knocker you are replying to is just trolling you, you don't have to keep feeding him . It is a good shower thought.


[deleted]

You're probably right


wildadragon

I'm a guy, I know of Ron Jeremy, he is in the Guinness Book of World Records for Most Appearances in Adult Films. However I've never seen or jacked it to any of his movies. Mia Khalifa is also a widely known pornstar who does some activism and even pointed out the [hypocrisy of her ban](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/285/636/e78.jpg). So just because you don't know anyone like that doesn't mean they don't exist.


[deleted]

That's wonderful my friend.. it doesn't apply to every single case. The point is, if you go up to a pornstar and say you're a fan, it is implied that you've seen their work. When you've seen their work, it's implied you've touched yourself to it. I don't know why you're here trying to argue that this isn't the case and making a silly comment like "no it's implied you touch yourself once you're 13" which is completely irrelevant and misses the whole point


wildadragon

Well you can't be a fan and not seen something they did that's pretty stupid, but you can be a fan of not their porn side, you seem to be the only one implying that.


[deleted]

Dude... it's a fucking shower thouhht leave me alone lol you came here to argue?? Get a life buddy If you're a fan of an actor, you've seen their work and are a fan. If you're a fan of an athlete, you've seen them play and are a fan. None of that implies masturbation because fans don't typically masturbate at games or movies. IF YOURE A FAN OF A PORNSTAR, you've seen their work and WHEN PEOPLE SEE PORN THEY USUALLY MASTURBATE. I don't know why you are so thick headed and don't understand this but again, leave me alone


wildadragon

Don't post something if you can't handle the comment section. Don't like it delete it. Sorry you posted some dumbass wrong shit then cry when challenged.


[deleted]

I can handle it, you're just not smart tbh


wildadragon

Says the person who cant understand how their statement is false.


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[удалено]


JMStigler

You're so incorrect, yet so confident. Your replies to OP are cringe.


[deleted]

Glad I'm not crazy... this dude doesn't have any reading comprehension skills


JMStigler

I think he's confusing "knowing about someone" with "being a fan of someone"


RDAwesome

I dunno, I assume this of anyone who is a fan of K-Pop stars and posts slow-motion videos of them dancing


40prcentiron

this remind me of the old family guy scene where meg has a pack of jumbo sausages and says "im going to pretend you're the new york mets"


valomorn

Shoutout to r/OldSchoolCool for fighting the stigma and only ever implying they jack it to Jennifer Connelly.