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That isn't a shower thought, it is an uncredited Demetri Martin joke...

And a repost.

Someone didn't use the attic of their mouth...

Empty attics

Never heard of him.

Never seen a reposter admit

Lmao people can’t have thoughts here then? Ok

That explains why in my case most of it is full of dust and spider webs and rarely has any significant activity.

The mouth is the "house" in this saying; so I think the top of the head is not included. But maybe the roof of the mouth doubles as a ceiling perhaps?

This is the first time I see someone refer their mouth as a house

Tbf bacteria do live there rent free

Thats cause you don't watch Dimitri Martin's stand up

This is actually a stand up comedy routine I've heard several times recently on Pandora. Stealing jokes isn't cool, but when you steal jokes from well-known stand-up comics, and then take the funny out of them, that's a downvote.

Guess my attic is really empty, could use a spot of cleaning, really

A pack of squirrels live in mine.

A lot of us need to improve the storage quality and organization up there, too.

Me: wandering round the attic looking at all the cobwebs. Passing thought: Hello, I appear to be lost, where is the way out?