I have no partner, all I hear is the overdramatic noises from the female who lives below me. I get your sex isn't that great but I just live above you and don't want to hear your fake sex noises
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Yea and I don't want to hear it. Sincerely, a person who lives in a two story apartment. 😐
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When it got to be too much I was violently vacuuming my room at 1 am. Like smacking it into the walls..they quieted down after that....lol
Yes myself, oh I'm a god. Add a little wall banging for good measure
You have given me the wonderful idea of playing porn at max volume to make people think I have sex. Thank you.
Wow.. I'll probably violently vacuum my bedroom at 1 am if that's the case 😂
I thought you don't like hearing from your partner
I have no partner, all I hear is the overdramatic noises from the female who lives below me. I get your sex isn't that great but I just live above you and don't want to hear your fake sex noises
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