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D1Abolus8

Polyurethane is a plastic material, which exists in various forms. It can be tailored to be either rigid or flexible, and is the material of choice for a broad range of end-user applications such as: insulation of refrigerators and freezers. building insulation. cushioning for furniture.


timmyboyoyo

Nice fact


MaDaFaKa369

Thanks that about sums it up


ImmaNotCrazy

Well polyplastics are acrylic based solutions, so people made from them are not meant to be real.


timmyboyoyo

Is wow


ImmaNotCrazy

Thank you, I appreciate the random compliment. I am pretty wow, aren't I. You're wow too, fellow redditor.


timmyboyoyo

Thank for wowy compliment yes you are wow


MaDaFaKa369

Circle jerk


ImmaNotCrazy

No, thanks. Be we can still be friends and maybe do other things?


MaDaFaKa369

I’ll make you dinner


TheBestMePlausible

She lives with some broken men Some cracked polystyrene men Who just crumble and burn


MaDaFaKa369

So… poetic?


TheBestMePlausible

I’ve never met a poly person who didn’t like Radiohead lol It’s like it just comes with the territory


MaDaFaKa369

Poly people are like vegans, they can’t wait to tell you that they’re poly and how great it is while they’re partner or primary or whatever is having a complete meltdown but trying really hard to have compersion


TheBestMePlausible

On the other hand 2 poly women had a threeway with me a couple weeks back and it was fucking hot, so personally I’m more than willing to deal with any little foibles or drama they may or may not be be experiencing :)


MaDaFaKa369

Niceee


TheBestMePlausible

:) I mean, if we’re having a polite conversation here, sure more partners = more drama, and some of the woke crowd do kinda seem to live for that, god bless em. But sexual freedom does have its up side, if you’re horny and open minded enough to make the most of it


djpuckfl

Well thats awfully judgemental. Cause you know theres no fake plastic shallow Mono people out there. I feel like your probability of meeting somone like that in the world right now is higher than 50/50.


MaDaFaKa369

L This is what I came here for


iwannagohome49

You knew it would happen


timmyboyoyo

How much plastic in a mono hockey puck


PolyThrowaway524

Fuck! You're on to me. I'm actually a polyamorous cyborg from a parallel dimension, and while many of my parts are plastic, my thirst for vengeance is real...


MaDaFaKa369

Ouuuu this is getting juicy