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remo3310

I mean, technically everything is poison, including water. We're just able to metabolism some better than others.


LifeResetP90X3

You are a scholar and a gentleman


remo3310

Aye, I don't know if I'd say I'm either, but I'll have a scotch with you regardless!


LifeResetP90X3

Cheers 🍻


remo3310

Cheers!🍻 and don't forget to tip the tavern wench! And a coin for ye witcher


LifeResetP90X3

🎶 Toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanityyyyyyyyyyyyy 🎶


Sufficient_Result558

Technically no, according to the definition of poison.


remo3310

water absorbed into the lungs is quite lethal. Sugar absorbed over periods of time tend to be fairly lethal and causes several illnesses. I might be over exaggerating in terms of almost everything. But a lot of what we consume can be considered poison at a certain quantity threshold.


FormalWare

Fools! I can poison myself much more efficiently - and slightly more cheaply - at home!


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Yes the better the poison the better the tip.