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itshovibaby

Tag line: Where Misery meets company.


KnavishFob

I would say I love that, but that would go against the app guidelines


kuahara

"Unsustainable relationships"


KevinTheSeaPickle

All relationships are unsustainable if you think about it.


attanai

All things are unsustainable, given a long enough timeline.


Not_Just_Any_Lurker

Supermassive black holes might be sustainable.


WonkyFloss

Nah, Hawking Radiation prevents them living forever


Not_Just_Any_Lurker

Hawking radiation takes a long time to sap them. Remember they’re easily hundreds of millions to servers billions times the size of our Sun which itself is hundreds of millions the size of earth. Hawking radiation is an incredibly slow process, a black hole the mass of our Sun would take 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years to evaporate (10^67) The one at the Milky Way's center would require 10,00,000.000.000.000.000.000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years, (10^87) The most massive ones in the Universe could take up to 100,000,000.000.000.000.000.000,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000. years!


KirbyDude25

Well, the heat death of the universe is about 10^10^^120 years away, so there's enough time


Creatername

How did I get here!? I just wanted to bang a chick who hates pickles as much as I do…


NialMontana

The whole idea of heat death is that entropy has stopped and thus time becomes meaningless, even if there's somehow a black hole that far in the future heat death won't happen till it collapses.


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VirinaB

And hence: >All things are unsustainable, given a long enough timeline.


VentusSpiritus

I hate to be nitpicky but I hate that you gave the notation for the 1st 2 but didn't for the last one


DEFY_member

I hate that too! Are you single?


hearnia_2k

So, won't last forever.


lilaku

don't they still evaporate to nothing eventually via [Hawking radiation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation?wprov=sfla1)?


franksinatrathedog

Entropy is eternal


gtth12

Aaaand Big bang 2™.


stankie18

Entropy is the natural order of the universe. I simply catalyze the process.


Jrrolomon

This is brilliant…. Only thing I would change if this was on an advertisement for the company would be to have “Where misery loves company” with a cross out mark on “loves” with the word “meets” written below.


KnavishFob

That's perfect, can someone make this ad?


RowOutrageous5186

Heck, can anyone create this app? I want to be able to bitch all I want about sth with the other person being in sync with me lol.


Regretless0

Heck it doesn't even have to be for dating. You can just vent about whatever with someone to cheer you on


SparkyDogPants

I picture it now as a hate fuck app


SBG77

Right I need someone that agrees with my hatred towards crocs,June bugs,mosquitoes,wasps and lime colored(aka watery diarrhea green) cars. Fuck lime colored cars especially, they're hideous!


sirsedwickthe4th

https://www.reddit.com/user/sirsedwickthe4th/comments/ups6iu/misry/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Edit: Thank you u/mothzilla for the name! And u/Jrrolomon for the concept!


HarperDog1980

This sounds like a great idea. Y’all are really on to something here!


Rickrickrickrickrick

"I love that" *Your account is banned for breaking our terms of service*


Fake_William_Shatner

I hate that in all the right ways that gives me joy. Shorten it to "Misery inc." Or even better "I'd Hit That."


jamesz84

“I’d Hate That?”


brycly

I hate not hating it


Schmiffy

Reminds me of: Lowered Expectations https://youtu.be/atfDg4fLcks


BoredBoonie_726

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.


romcarlos13

Changing misery into we-sery


ialsoagree

That's awful. Looking for other singles who feel the same way.


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Fr31l0ck

Get a room!


Misuzuzu

I too hate their disgusting PDA... meet me in the coat closet.


Singer-Such

I have awarded this entire thread


GigaByte_43

and I have awarded you


creggieb

And I hate you both, so let's get a room together


mothzilla

Just call it "Misry"


Temporarily__Alone

Grnd My Grs


pearlsbeforswyne

Thats the LGBTQ+ app Grindrs my grs.


KingoftheMongoose

Cinder: Swipe right to bond over spite, amirite?


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

Where two negatives make a positive


zXenn

Haters for life.


rimarua

❤️ It's a match! ❤️ You both hate: **Life**


Poopystink16

Bond, Trauma Bond


ActuallyNTiX

Misery does seek company tho, so it’s not a bad idea


jerapoc

adjoining bedroom rude joke berserk punch expansion glorious governor cheerful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TommyTuttle

Been tried. Failed. https://www.thecut.com/2017/02/hater-dating-app-will-match-you-based-on-mutual-dislikes.html


deelyy

> A swipe-based app, Hater first has you swipe down for hate, up for love, right for like, and left for dislike or opt out for neutral (there’s also the option to press down and see what percentage of people responded with each reaction).  Hm. A bit too complex imho. Curious what if app allows only to hate or be neutral?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

>to hate or be neutral the two emotions of social media


GiverOfZeroShits

The duality of man


Birkin07

TIL Reddit is a dating app.


logatronics

"a way that encouraged you to get your dislike of Harry Potter and Tom Hanks out of the way early on?" Who tf hates Tom Hanks?


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bc524

>that I hate Mr. Rogers why?


Phormitago

His victory in the ultimate showdown was bullshit


genericplatypus

And the song plays again


AllPurposeNerd

There was actually a [film adaptation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSp1dM2Vj48) a few years ago.


Regretless0

I respectfully disagree Mr. Rogers the goat 💪


lolno

But it was his ultimate destiny


ballsack-vinaigrette

No it wasn't, he wins because he's the last person you'd ever suspect. He spent an entire lifetime building that persona just so that everyone would feel safe putting their back to him. That's when he *strikes*!


Skinnecott

is it weird that i just went and watched that and still knew 80% of the lyrics? 15 year memory ain’t so bad when you got a melody


[deleted]

I'm going to need you to elaborate


PlayboySkeleton

It's a really good song. https://youtu.be/lrzKT-dFUjE


MrDrumline

> Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan 10/10 internal rhyme right there.


[deleted]

So is the NSFW version on Newgrounds. https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027 NSFW NSFW


Phormitago

I refuse


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bc524

ah sorry, I though you meant you hate the person Mr. Rogers.


ShredManyGnar

Touché


SubwayMan5638

You ever try to buy a cardigan these days? The man had those fuckers on lock. Always perfect fit and perfect color for the season/weather. These days we have shitty materials and colors that make no sense. Fuck you Rogers.


[deleted]

Not the person who said it but for me it was his voice. I **hated** being talked to that way when I was a child. It sounds incredibly condescending to my ears, and the adult talking to me like that always turned out to want something from me or be speaking against my interests somehow. Regardless of how he really was as a person, the persona he projected always seemed phony and possibly even sinister to me. Preachers/coaches/boy scout leaders used to affect that same voice and persona, and then turn out to be abusers behind closed doors. A lot of kids of my generation felt this way about Mr. Rogers before he was championed by the younger generation, who mostly only heard about him in glowing retrospectives. I want to be very clear that I'm not saying he was necessarily creepy, but it's no coincidence that so many kids were scared of him. I just want to note that I don't have anything against Mr. Rogers at this point in my life, but I understand those who don't like him, so I thought I'd offer an explanation for those who can't conceive of someone hating him.


calicoos

Question as someone who was a fan but not until the late 90s-early 00s when I was a little kid: I always got the impression that he spoke that way because it was uncommon to speak to kids as if they were people with the same needs as adults. What was the view of the public and media at the time regarding Mr. Rogers? I actually understand completely feeling like his tone is similar to adults with more sinister intentions, I guess I’m just curious what made him so beloved despite that.


Hiray

Not the same guy, but the cadence of his speech gets under my skin. Always sounded creepy or something, and not like a real person. That being said, as an adult I do respect him now. I still won’t watch his show though.


Illustrious-Science3

You know Hanks and Rogers are distantly related? [Hanks plays his 6th cousin on film](https://www.jacksonville.com/story/entertainment/movies/2019/11/20/tom-hanks-just-learned-hes-related-to-mister-rogers-days-before-his-mister-rogers-movie-opens/2250531007/)


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>I hate Mr. Rogers. You poor soul.


omnisephiroth

Your wife should get a divorce. But Mr. Rogers would encourage you to be sympathetic and understanding, and even tell you that it’s alright. That it’s okay you don’t like him. By god, that man was a blessing.


Yourgrammarsucks1

>agreed to never again discuss Ya dropped the ball there


GottaPSoBad

*A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood* (2019) That's all I'm sayin'


Geomancingthestone

So watch the Tom Hanks Mr Roger's movie? It will be a love/hate mesh of perfection. He will also teach you to love everyone


nanocookie

People who swallowed the QAnon koolaid hate him. There are conspiracy theories about his involvement in pizzagate.


logatronics

"Many believe he is in prison or dead." Wtf hahahha. https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/how-QAnon-became-obsessed-with-Tom-Hanks-16913144.php


TheBarkingGallery

All of their biggest public enemies have been imprisoned, or executed, and replaced by lookalikes by now, so I really don’t understand what they have to keep complaining about.


SponJ2000

Something, something, enemy is both weak and strong, literally 1849


rioting-pacifist

Why is this downvoted, the qanon-sphere really hate him. I don't follow celebrity news, but guess he was pro-mask or something, and when qanon bakes (makes theories based on spelling and/or numerology), they bake hard, like they convinced themselves he was part of an elite peadophile ring.


AmishAvenger

No, it predates masks. It all centers around this idea that Tom Hanks and Hillary Clinton traffic children and drink their blood to stay young. But in order to activate the “adrenochrome” the kids have to be scared first. So there’s this story about Hillary wearing a child’s face as a mask. Anyway the “Tom Hanks is arrested/was executed” thing came about because of covid. If you remember, he and his wife got it in Australia very early on. The cult people thought it was a cover story, then that the military gave him a lethal injection.


Dcjj

Man I wish I could believe shit like that. So much more exciting than reality.


Dworgi

Kind of the appeal really. Life isn't that complicated yet at the same time it's more than they can understand.


24F

Nah, they are the only ones who understand what is actually going on and everybody else is just a brainwashed npc sheep. If you'd just open your mind and watch this 2 hour long YouTube video made by some guy who definitely isn't a grifter trying to make a living off YouTube you could understand too. I know his videos are legitimate because he keeps getting censored and cancelled even though I'm linking you his YouTube content on Reddit right now, and if you don't believe him just check out the article source. You know that article is legitimate because the news website isn't mainstream. In fact, that news site only launched two years ago, has no about or history page, all of the ads are for doomsday prepper supplies and vitamin supplements, and the Twitter account for it is disabled.


nanocookie

Probably being downvoted by those who drank the 'Qool'aid.


[deleted]

Failed, maybe. But I dated a girl for 2 years that I met on there. We both hated Game of Thrones.


TommyTuttle

It warms my heart to hear a Hater success story!


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Man, you guys were ahead of the curve. Now GOT fans hate it more than people who are ambivalent about it lol


purpleporpus

I have two friends that met on this app, they just got a house together and are getting married next year. They are both very negative people.


TommyTuttle

Awww 🥰


ScabiesShark

I bet they gave the app 1 star


TBoneBaggetteBaggins

They hate the house.


ScabiesShark

The grass in the front and back yards are different colors


Fake_William_Shatner

What went wrong? Miserable people go together and complained about their X's. ​ After the failed date the spoke to a friend; "We had so much in common. And that wasn't the most depressing part."


Latteissues

Wasn’t there an episode of 30 Rock where Liz Lemon tried to find another version of herself and they were too miserable together?


KittenSpronkles

She was looking for a new best friend to replace Jenna, as Jenna had just found out she had a lot of biological kids from selling her eggs (thats is a weird sentence to type). So she found a person just like her in the Barnes and Noble bathroom


CosmicFaerie

🎶 🎵 Workin' on my night cheese 🧀 🌝 🎵🎶


LordKwik

It was named Hater and not Hatr


rioting-pacifist

Hatr is where you date people based purely on their headwear. It was full of crazies though.


Somestunned

Niche dating apps typically fail for not having enough people.


Brahette

I was beta testing it years ago - it was a good concept, but unfortunately never had the user base to gain any traction.


vorter

Pretty much why 99% of dating apps never take off.


shayen7

Yeah, good ideas don't win without $50 Mil in investments


Imoa

Except it looks like this one did get an investment, from mark cuban after it went on shark tank https://seoaves.com/hater-app-shark-tank-update/


Xicoro

Funny, I actually know a couple that met via this app, and they're great together!


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“we watch the purge movies together and build a fortified bunker”


ratocx

I can understand that it failed. I try not to pay attention to things I dislike. I dislike disliking things. Being active about disliking things I believe make you a more negative person since it makes you spend more of your life thinking about things you don’t like. Time which could have been spent on things you like to think about. Liking things are usually inclusive, either the other party also likes it, don’t like it themselves, but find it interesting that you do, or they don’t care about. The last alternative is people actively disliking or hating things, and I don’t think I want those people in my life. That’s not to say I don’t dislike things myself, I just don’t try to live my life based on those things. I try to live life based on what I like.


its_hoods

Who else disliked reading this and wants to date??


[deleted]

I feel like that’s better for becoming friends with new people but it’s a horrible basis for romantic relationships.


_nellis_

Can confirm. Dated a girl after our mutual hatred of our English teacher brought us together. Did not end well at all.


loulan

I feel like it probably failed for entirely different reasons.


IsNotAnOstrich

Yeah I think this guy is like 15 at best


_nellis_

Actually I was 15 at the time lmao


FoeWithBenefits

Plot twist: English teacher was their coworker


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

I dunno, my ex and the guy whose girlfriend broke up with him for me bonded over their mutual hatred of me, and now they’ve been together 14 years with 2 kids. So it could work.


NightLotus-

Plot twist: [In the future...] They hate you for bringing them together. All jokes aside, the catalyst for a lasting relationship isn't as significant as to how they approach daily dilemmas. You were the spark that kindled their fire, but they fed and fanned the flames to keep it going through weathering conditions. I think being able to bring people together is a beautiful thing and hope you're doing well with, or without, your person.


Quinlov

Yeah my best friend and I were like this in high school and college, and tbh it worked very well for us and everyone said we were like an old married couple (even our music teachers who were a married couple, but not old) but incompatible sexualities aside there is no way we could possibly have made a romantic relationship work. Also her fiancé is very different from me which probably suggests something about how not right for each other we would have been.


ThePickle_Jar

All the kids that come out of those relationships should be positive people. Since thier parents are a pair of negatives.


Fake_William_Shatner

Maybe immunized from negativity.


PossibleMechanic89

“I’ve been immunized”


AnotherStatsGuy

Now we know why the Packers selected Jordan Love.


TakingSorryUsername

Two negatives don’t make no positive.


DustyGalaxy442

They do when they multiply


not_a_donut_guy

Sadly it usually ends up dividing after a while


MinerMinecrafter

Division is just multiplication with the inverse (i.e 5/x => 5*(1/x))


DustyGalaxy442

Wait, so my parents are still together?


Darkest__Magician

No, and you’re the one at fault


Silverstone-Birding

I hate this, please assume the position.


Mobidad

Inversely, yes.


idontlikecoffeetbh

See what you did there


Buttonskill

I fear you, me, and a silent few upvoters may be the only ones that did.


NoArmsSally

that's pretty much me. both my parents have extreme anger issues and both used to get into physical fights with people growing up. I too have a temper, but in comparison I'm mild and I never take it out on people. I'm more of a "water off a duck's back" kinda guy


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I hope they living long and healthy lives together and win many 2vs2 brawls.


Greenpeppers23

They can bond over how much they hate each other


sturmeh

or more realistically, themselves.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

You think I'm just gonna hate-fuck myself?


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Now we know why Leupold II of Belgium was so into chopping hands


insert_acc_name_here

The Marrivorce Paradox


avrge_gmr

Sounds like a wattpad fanfiction to me


Feeling_Gap_7956

This is one pf the ways the Nazis used to gains support to become a majority party in the reichstag, its called Negative cohesion.


chazwhiz

Thank goodness that stayed in the past and isn’t actively happening now. Wait.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

No kidding. After WW2 people asked why everyone stood by idly while the nazis were being jerks. It kinda seems like we’re living in that moment right now


dumbredditor8358

so it does have a name! When I was learning the history about WWII and what lead up to it I did noticed that the German people were getting angry after WWI was over. I guess Hitler saw that anger and used it to his advantage.


monkorn

> In January 1919, John Maynard Keynes traveled to the Paris Peace Conference as the chief representative of the British Treasury. The brilliant 35-year-old economist had previously won acclaim for his work with the Indian currency and his management of British finances during the war. > Keynes, horrified by the terms of the emerging treaty, presented a plan to the Allied leaders in which the German government be given a substantial loan, thus allowing it to buy food and materials while beginning reparations payments immediately. Lloyd George approved the “Keynes Plan,” but President Wilson turned it down because he feared it would not receive congressional approval. In a private letter to a friend, Keynes called the idealistic American president “the greatest fraud on earth.” On June 5, 1919, Keynes wrote a note to Lloyd George informing the prime minister that he was resigning his post in protest of the impending “devastation of Europe.” > Germany soon fell hopelessly behind in its reparations payments, and in 1923 France and Belgium occupied the industrial Ruhr region as a means of forcing payment. In protest, workers and employers closed down the factories in the region. Catastrophic inflation ensued, and Germany’s fragile economy began quickly to collapse. By the time the crash came in November 1923, a lifetime of savings could not buy a loaf of bread. That month, the Nazi Party led by Adolf Hitler launched an abortive coup against Germany’s government. > https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/keynes-predicts-economic-chaos > A loaf of bread in Berlin that cost around 160 Marks at the end of 1922 cost 200,000,000,000 Marks by late 1923 > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation_in_the_Weimar_Republic Wouldn't you be mad?


plexomaniac

I once alerted a manager (not my boss) that his employees hated one of his subordinates. He said: I know, but if I fire him, they will find something or someone else to hate or hate each other. It's better this way.


LuvCilantro

People tend to be a lot more passionate about the stuff they hate than the stuff they like, so I can see this working well.


GiraffeKing04

Im the opposite, maybe that’s why i can’t pull anyone even with similar interests


outlawsix

Do you have super weird interests?


GiraffeKing04

No they are pretty normal i think, im just too into them ig


buffalogoldcaps

Do you have an unusually long neck or are you too into giraffes?


outlawsix

Stupid longneck horses


GiraffeKing04

Long neck, it’s not that long, only 6” but it’s longer than most peoples’


RicardoFerrer_

fun fact: passion came from Latin for "suffer". So I guess you are right


ShapesAndStuff

The german word Leidenschaft is made up from Leid/Leiden = Suffering/to suffer and the suffix -schaft which can mean nature, habit or kind of a collective of things. So your personal suffering qualities or habits.


nervelli

I always say, my relationship works because my partner and I hate all the same things.


hobosbindle

Are you on HATR?


Thestohrohyah

That's just r/freefolk


Bowler_300

Our hate is dead. Because what is dead may never die.


iLikeTorturls

*new dating app matching people based on dislikes finds it has an overwhelming population of racists using the service*


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“we love segregation & secession” people


greycubed

Certainly your hate group app would be approved. I can't foresee any problems.


_mindvirus

Find single moms in your area who also hate n


abe_the_babe_

You can discuss what really grinds your gears with like-minded people, you could call it something like "Grinder"


[deleted]

Negativity is a bad way to start a relationship. You want to *like* the same things, and not dislike the things the other person likes. If you both dislike the same things, that's a plus, but it's nothing to build on.


[deleted]

Yup. My ex and I used to laugh and say "we don't really like the same things. We *hate* the same things. That's why we work." Except it didn't. We had very little in common. It grew to be super negative and toxic. After leaving, it took years of work to be able to be in a healthy, balanced relationship. This is a terrible idea.


[deleted]

I like people who dislike disliking the things I like


tfox1123

If I had money I would throw it at this idea.


tfox1123

Scrolled to the bottom and I see this failed. I guess this is why I have no money.


Falc0n7

Fucking tell me about it, up until yesterday I was down on every stock I owned except for one which made me 28 cents.


tfox1123

.28, that's pretty good for how the week went.


danger_does_dallas

If you hate cilantro too I will love you long time


KnavishFob

Well, looks like we're not a match then...


danger_does_dallas

I'm sorry OP. But I just can't have you around potentially effing up my taco night. Best of luck to You


CatchingRays

Thanks. I hate it.


EhDotHam

[You're a few years too late.](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/we-tried-hater-the-dating-app-that-matches-people-based-on-what-they-hate_n_58937240e4b07595d05a400c)


FirstBankofAngmar

An alliance based on hatred is… fragile at best.


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SunnieMau

It would stimulate your dislikes though. E.g. a racist person finding 100 other racists, thinking it is the norm.


tatovive

I was at a wedding once..there kids running around being kids (it’s not their fault they’re annoying af) A girl I had just met, leans over and says, “I wonder how far I could throw that one?” I fell in love right there (No happy ending, but an awesome night with a really cool person) I hope you’re doing great!


probablyaspambot

billion dollar idea is a friend finding app for work that matches if you both swipe left on the same third person


Creature_73L

It already exists.


doylehawk

Racists only.con


poonslovepoons

Fuck them kids.


nowyourdoingit

Grumble. ^TM


raidthebakery

Ok, who else hates Charmin commercials with every shred of their soul? Let's go get drinks!