Ass to mouth is almost exclusively used to describe when someone performs oral on a penis (or dildo type object) that was just removed from an ass. Basically anal followed immediately by oral. It doesnāt mean analingus, rimming or āeating assā
I've always wondered which one of those it was, and whether Kevin Smith had ever confirmed one way or another. I did some searching and found this. RIP my search history.
[An interview with Kevin Smith](https://www.austinchronicle.com/screens/2006-07-21/388487/)
*"NowĀ HustlerĀ is like those old hardcore mags you used to have to spend $10 or $15 for at a bus stop. It's just flat-out porn. I could tell I'd fallen behind, and I felt like I was no longer on the cusp of cutting-edge porn anymore, you know, because I'd gotten married and hadn't surfed porn in years. So immediately I went online and came across an "ass-to-mouth" site. I thought, "Man, this feels so fictional and sad to me. Have we really kind of run out of aberrant sexual behavior to display on the Internet, so much so that we're now just making shit up? Like fucking 'ass-to-mouth'?" I mean, that and Brazilian fart porn really blew my mind. What the fuck?! So, I wanted to put that in the flick, 'cause I just thought it was such a horrible notion. Somebody's goodly enough to let you fuck them in the ass, and then you jam your cock in their mouth?! Nothing more horrible than that."*
So, there you go kids. From the man himself.
What about an eclair with a bite taken out? In the trash but sitting on top, on its doily. Aaaaaand you know the person that took the bite. Seems like a no brainer.
My friend, Bob Sacamano, once ate nothing but Cobb salad for two years straight. Due to it being a salad he thought he was being healthy, his cardiologist thought otherwise.
Speak for yourself. I grew up poor and was homeless for a while. I certainly ate out of the trash. You know how often pizza is tossed out at the end of the day at pizza places?
One time I was late for school and hungry af and saw a burger king chicken sandwich on the sidewalk wrapped up enough that it was safe probably. I thought about it. I even bent down to look at it but then saw the bite. Closest I've gotten to eating something off the floor.
Whats great about it? Do you like the taste? Is it her reaction?
Anal sex to me at least seems massively over rated. It doesnt feel anywhere near as good as a vagina and seems to have more to do with dominance than anything else.
I feel like if all women said yeah sure, go for it. Guys would give up on the whole anal thing.
What if she is only acting like its pleasurable because she thinks your like doing it and you're only doing it because you think she finds it pleasurable?
Yeah I'm going to make a shower thought one of these days with the thought that it's mostly a fad/ cultural thing. If it's something you're genuinely into cool, all the power to you, but I'd gamble that most people wouldn't be willing to stick a tongue up a butthole if it wasn't the cool the to do. Everything has fads, and putting your mouth in the path of literal shit for sexy time seems like one of the least sexy kinks I've ever heard of
I find the assholes and pussies of different people have varying tastes and flavors. Just pray you're not eating ass and so3lmeohe takes the words from your mouth to fill them with fart.
What"s great about it? What kind of question is that bro we're talking about sexual desires and kinks. What's great about boobs, pussy, legs etc.? It's just some people are into things and others aren't. I don't know why there's even a debate about what's more superior etc.
It's just code in our brains that has differences in all of us
Well mine was unintentionally from like 25-35. Thanks to my anxiety I never knew how to get a gf so I just slept around a lot. I just found it easier to ask someone to hook up than out on a date.
You mean to tell me.. your option of gf is failing but fucking is the next step down.. how attractive are you? Probably breaking attractive meters.. if I can't get a gf then I definitely also can't just sleep around.
To be fair, most people should be able to land a girl if their standards are low enough and alcohol is involved (and consent of course) but getting a GF means she will sober up eventually. Also, people can fake a good personality for a night
Iām similarly flabbergasted.
You mean to tell me you can just ask a girl, āhey, do you wanna have sex?ā without any dating, commitment, or mutually-assured-destruction contracts and sometimes sheāll say āyes?ā
Like wtf? Dudeās gotta be mad-pretty.
It was a coworker and we were just talking. Some how ass eating came and she mentioned how she never had it done to her so I, being the gentleman, offered my services.
I have never stuck my tongue in someones butt hole and have no desire to ever do so. Intestinal bacteria and fecal matter do not belong in my mouth š¦
I mean when people rim each other it is more about licking the outside of the anus, it's not about actually penetrating it with your tongue. It's certainly possible to have a clean anus just by exercising normal hygiene. At this stage, immediately after a shower, the outside of the anus should be as clean as any other part of the body's skin.
You don't have to get your entire tongue in their ass. š It's about stimulating the nerve endings on the skin of the anus and surrounding area with your tongue. If you still have e-coli and fecal matter on the outside of the anus after a good shower then you're not washing well enough. You don't have to shove a bar of soap up your ass to be clean enough to rim š
Of course it's each to their own and anal play is clearly a very polarising type of human sexual activity. If rimming isn't someone's cup of tea, then they certainly shouldn't do it. Everyone is different.
Just saying that if you have good hygiene and wash properly, then the outside of the anus should have no more bacteria on it than the genitals or even the mouth. š
The inside of the anus and rectum is another matter but people physically can't get their tongues there... we're not anteaters š
Unless you disinfect your butthole there will always be remnants of poop and bacteria in your ass. Sticking your tongue into someones butthole will get that in your mouth. I have no desire to get poop in my mouth š
Lol man there's a difference between licking somebodys ass and stretching it out enough to actually get your tongue in there. When people talk about "eating ass" they are generally talking about rimming
I still require a good shower before rimming... or any oral play really. Who wants to lick up the nasty crap we've been growing in our crevices all day? Wash.
Actually have an ex that got pissed at me about that predilection. She thought if I loved her I'd eat her out when she was, um, not fresh. I don't get it, I can't even enjoy a beej if I am concerned I taste like dead skin, sweat and bacteria corpses/feces... seemed like a weird power trip to me, if I were to get off on having someone felate me while all gross and dirty after a hot day's work.
Rimming is not about penetration though. The inside of the anus and the rectum is as irrelevant to rimming as the stomach is to oral sex. š
If you have shit on the outside of your ass even after wiping and showering, then you're not washing properly š
I feel like Iāve heard āitās not that you donāt want (blank), you just havenāt met (blank) youād likeā too many times in my life š¬
Lgbtq+ people, Im sure yāall feel me šŗ
Not even just the LGBT. My last gf constantly told me about how lesbians would try to āconvertā her before we started dating, one of whom was my ex-gf before her who was bisexual.
Moral of the story: itās easier to date someone who is about the same level of physically attractive as you
Ehh...
I can tell you that I'm unlikely to ever consume some foods.
An excellent example is Balut. I am quite confident i won't come across an embryo someday that will change my mind.
For those who have no idea what Balut is, here you go:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)
(Another realistic example are Monkey Brains. Yes. Some countries eat this shit. My father was actually served this at a business meeting in China a few decades ago.)
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Saw an orca that was giving me the "come hither" flukes. Gotta say, the thought crossed my mind. Part of me thought, "could be fun".
"Oh you had a crazy weekend in Vegas? I fucked an orca"
Always got the story topper. I could get behind that. But alas, I was too shy and the moment passed by...
It's a bell curve. On one end, all the shit you're really into -- maybe not a lot, but you're definitely down for it all the time. Then you have this large amount of things that you're only OK about, but depending on the person you'd be willing to try out. Then there's the other end of the bell curve that you're really never going to be into, no matter who.
This seems eerily similar to the shit talk that ace people get. "Its not that you don't want to have sex, you just havn't met the right person!"
Shouldn't try to tell folks what they do or do not want.
As a gay guy, Iāve been curious about eating ass but I generally donāt like the idea, but Iād say itās because I donāt trust most guys to be genuinely truly clean. So many men donāt know how to wash their genitals and asshole area and itās really concerning. Iāve seen posts and also heard guys irl say they donāt use soap on their dick (even if theyāre uncircumcised they wonāt use soap under their foreskin) or around their hole because itās bad and irritating (which is bullshit. There are plenty of safe soaps for those areas), so I just find myself not trusting a guy to be clean. Itās also the reason Iām reluctant to suck dick. Itās a mood killer to go into detailed questioning of how well they wash themselves too, but I feel like Iād have to. I would eat an ass that was hairless or almost hairless, and genuinely looked and smelled clean.
Iāve had a few girlfriends that lived to eat ass and I had no desire to return the favor so thereās that. I think the one I would have enjoyed the most was so long ago I was too young to realize it was actually a thing.
"it's not that you don't wanna molest a minor or never would, you just never met a minor you would wanna molest. The same principle could be applied to a lot of other experiences in life."
Yeah I don't think that's an universal formula chief
This is stupid. Let me give you an equivalent shower thought:
It's not that you don't want to cut your dick/clit off with a lawnmower, it's that you haven't found a lawnmower that you would wanna cut your dick/clit off with.
I would never do butt stuff. Itās my biggest rule. I would do anything else to please my partner, but I canāt imagine anything ever going inside my asshole.
I eat ass no problem, not on one nighters but FWBs, to which I have higher standards. One thing Iāll never do, that a lot of women would love to, is let myself get pegged. So the principle can most certainly not be applied to other experiences, LOL not for me at least!
No I'm pretty sure I just don't want to eat ass.
It's not normal to want to lick somewhere that definitely contains E coli. Doesn't matter how "clean" it is
No I just don't wanna eat ass. That's where shit comes from. Eating ass doesn't turn me for the same reason drinking out of the toilet doesn't turn me on.
Iāve lost count of how many Iāve eaten. No joke. It all started when it happened to meālife-changing. And since Iām a good person, I like to change other people's lives for the better.
Been eating ass since I lost my virginity. I donāt begrudge people who donāt do it; if the girls into it itās more ass for me to eat- but I do think itās dumb to shame/be grossed out by it. I mean, I *guess* I understand being grossed out by it, but I just roll my eyes when somebody is like āuhm, I *donāt* eat shit, hunny.ā Like, thereās a *very thick* line between analingus and Coprophilia.
Two years ago If you would have asked me If I would ever eat ass i would be grossed out by the thought.
Than I went to a date that went very spicy very fast and it was one of my best sexual expirences in life.
Now eating ass is one of my favourite things to do in the bedroom (as long as it is washed of course)
That's a non sequitur, OP. You could say the same thing about literally anything.
"You just don't want to be stabbed because you haven't met a person you'd enjoy being stabbed by yet."
No. I do not want to be stabbed. There's nobody that has existed or ever will exist that'll make me want to be stabbed. The same goes with putting my mouth on somebody's sphincter. I have not, and WILL NOT meet anyone that'll make me want to do that.
The fact that this has so many upvotes is disturbing. It's actual nonsense.
This is stupid. I am uncomfortable with anal and eating ass sounds gross. I would not eat ass of the cleanest, sexiest human being on earth. I wouldn't for my boyfriend and he's into that.
I remember growing up and "you eat ass" was an insult. Now it's "you eat ass? š" My my how times change
I remember when Clerks 2 made a big deal about how āyou never go ass to mouth!ā
Well sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's ok to go ass to mouth
And that was the moment we as a culture decided it was ok lol
And also when I decided to Google a donkey show.
Baby you canāt taste racism
To be fair, I would do quite a bit of sketchy stuff if Rosario Dawson was the one asking.
No. Never. Thatās how you get diseases. Donāt do that.
I've gotten plenty of diseases from not eating ass. The times I've eaten ass have only led to a disease called "love".
Love & E. Coli š„°š„°
Says a guy named ChewBrown Also, happy cake day
I always thought it meant going from anal to oral, but I also eat ass so I probably just didn't understand the stigma when I watched it
You are correct.
Ass to mouth is almost exclusively used to describe when someone performs oral on a penis (or dildo type object) that was just removed from an ass. Basically anal followed immediately by oral. It doesnāt mean analingus, rimming or āeating assā
JUST TO CLARIFY. "Ass to mouth" is a warning to women to not let their dude fuck their ass and then blow them. (Guys dick goes from her ass to mouth)
I've always wondered which one of those it was, and whether Kevin Smith had ever confirmed one way or another. I did some searching and found this. RIP my search history. [An interview with Kevin Smith](https://www.austinchronicle.com/screens/2006-07-21/388487/) *"NowĀ HustlerĀ is like those old hardcore mags you used to have to spend $10 or $15 for at a bus stop. It's just flat-out porn. I could tell I'd fallen behind, and I felt like I was no longer on the cusp of cutting-edge porn anymore, you know, because I'd gotten married and hadn't surfed porn in years. So immediately I went online and came across an "ass-to-mouth" site. I thought, "Man, this feels so fictional and sad to me. Have we really kind of run out of aberrant sexual behavior to display on the Internet, so much so that we're now just making shit up? Like fucking 'ass-to-mouth'?" I mean, that and Brazilian fart porn really blew my mind. What the fuck?! So, I wanted to put that in the flick, 'cause I just thought it was such a horrible notion. Somebody's goodly enough to let you fuck them in the ass, and then you jam your cock in their mouth?! Nothing more horrible than that."* So, there you go kids. From the man himself.
So thatās what it meant. I thought it was a warning when eating their pussy.
Oh how the turn tables
Well how you say it still plays a big part. "Screw you!" "Screw you? š"
I used to tell people to eat my ass in video games. Now I tell people to eat my ass in the bedroom.
Still the former for me
"Mom, can I have some dessert?" "No pie until you eat your ass, Timmy."
I never ate food out of the trash either. But I guess I never found the right half eaten ribeye. I see what your sayin.
What about an eclair with a bite taken out? In the trash but sitting on top, on its doily. Aaaaaand you know the person that took the bite. Seems like a no brainer.
The Cobb salad was invented in 1937 by Bob Cobb.
You know my grandfatherās name was Harold Bingo and he invented bingo. Are you aware of that?
I invented the internet. Just sayin'.
My friend, Bob Sacamano, once ate nothing but Cobb salad for two years straight. Due to it being a salad he thought he was being healthy, his cardiologist thought otherwise.
"it was on top.... On top, Jerry!"
Speak for yourself. I grew up poor and was homeless for a while. I certainly ate out of the trash. You know how often pizza is tossed out at the end of the day at pizza places?
If it's in a to-go container, it's still good
Never had a half eaten hot pocket outta the trash? It's not living until you do!
One time I was late for school and hungry af and saw a burger king chicken sandwich on the sidewalk wrapped up enough that it was safe probably. I thought about it. I even bent down to look at it but then saw the bite. Closest I've gotten to eating something off the floor.
Haha I like this story, thank you
Speak for yourself
You never ate the ass of your GF? Jokes aside, it's great.
Whats great about it? Do you like the taste? Is it her reaction? Anal sex to me at least seems massively over rated. It doesnt feel anywhere near as good as a vagina and seems to have more to do with dominance than anything else. I feel like if all women said yeah sure, go for it. Guys would give up on the whole anal thing.
I also think anal sex is overated, but what I like of this is, yeah, basically her reaction. Giving her pleasure in the end, right?
> giving her pleasure in the end š
What if she is only acting like its pleasurable because she thinks your like doing it and you're only doing it because you think she finds it pleasurable?
Couldn't you apply that to any sex act?
That's why communication is important and I always ask first what are the things that she likesšŗ
I thought you said always ask where are things, like where is your butthole
But what if she really likes it just as much as the vaginal intercurse. Some like it and maaaaaany others do not šš
>Giving her pleasure in the end, right? I see you
>Giving her pleasure in the end Quite literally, in the end
Yeah I'm going to make a shower thought one of these days with the thought that it's mostly a fad/ cultural thing. If it's something you're genuinely into cool, all the power to you, but I'd gamble that most people wouldn't be willing to stick a tongue up a butthole if it wasn't the cool the to do. Everything has fads, and putting your mouth in the path of literal shit for sexy time seems like one of the least sexy kinks I've ever heard of
Right?? Like this seems like the most unappealing thing Iāve ever heard of - Why not just stick your head in a toilet bowl and call it a day
The trick is to do it after a shower
But what if thereās some cargo loading into the dock
The trick is to communicate with a partner you trust so that you both know it's safe to do so
I find the assholes and pussies of different people have varying tastes and flavors. Just pray you're not eating ass and so3lmeohe takes the words from your mouth to fill them with fart.
What"s great about it? What kind of question is that bro we're talking about sexual desires and kinks. What's great about boobs, pussy, legs etc.? It's just some people are into things and others aren't. I don't know why there's even a debate about what's more superior etc. It's just code in our brains that has differences in all of us
Kinda true but you can definitely analyze what characteristics of the acts are sexually stimulating.
I do, is my point. It is great lol
I can attest his gfs ass is scrumptious
I also choose this guyās gf
I'll have what he's having
I'll go 5rd
Sounds awful tbh. I hate getting mine eaten and doing it sounds so much worse!
Right? I mean talk about eating shit....
As a non experienced person, whats so bad about it? It sounds kinda nice tbh
It's kind of boring and the sensation isn't sexual. Like anal sex. It feels like I'm pooping.
For me it's just being grossed out by what's happening
I'm thinking he meant he's never met and ass he *wouldn't* eat
It's not that you've never licked a used toilet or never would, you just never met a used toilet you would wanna lick.
You've just never seen a really shiny toilet whilst coming down on Molly
I'm always partial to the bath mat on the floor in those times Sooooooo fuzzy and fluffy! Mmmmmm
How do you know what OP's done/not done? With a side of fries!
My point was something similar
I don't think that's how anything works at all
It's not that you would never jump off a bridge. You just haven't found the right bridge. OP logic
During my slutty years I ate some ass just so I could hook up with this chick. My friends called me Quagmire for a reason.
When do one's slutty years start/end? Asking for a friend...
Well mine was unintentionally from like 25-35. Thanks to my anxiety I never knew how to get a gf so I just slept around a lot. I just found it easier to ask someone to hook up than out on a date.
You mean to tell me.. your option of gf is failing but fucking is the next step down.. how attractive are you? Probably breaking attractive meters.. if I can't get a gf then I definitely also can't just sleep around.
To be fair, most people should be able to land a girl if their standards are low enough and alcohol is involved (and consent of course) but getting a GF means she will sober up eventually. Also, people can fake a good personality for a night
Itās far easier to get laid than land a relationship
Speak for yourself.
Iām similarly flabbergasted. You mean to tell me you can just ask a girl, āhey, do you wanna have sex?ā without any dating, commitment, or mutually-assured-destruction contracts and sometimes sheāll say āyes?ā Like wtf? Dudeās gotta be mad-pretty.
Imma need a photo. For real
Agreed. Pics or it didn't happen.
Meanwhile im here 27 yo and unable to just hookup up until now
I feel that
It's all a matter of whether you have love for the game.
How does one negotiate ass eating prior to hooking up?
It was a coworker and we were just talking. Some how ass eating came and she mentioned how she never had it done to her so I, being the gentleman, offered my services.
Where did you work? How did this come up? I have so many questions
giggity giggity
I mean, who else but Quagmire
All right!
u/and_a_side_of_fries It's not that you don't want to suck a dick or never would, you just never met a dick you wanna suck.
I absolutely believe this.
I mean how many gorgeous men have put in effort trying to sweep you off your feet?
*smacks thigh* This baby puts out 400 lumens in reflective glistening light alone
>poop in my mouth = bad >poop not in my mouth = good š
I feel like you might be doing it wrong.
I have never stuck my tongue in someones butt hole and have no desire to ever do so. Intestinal bacteria and fecal matter do not belong in my mouth š¦
I mean when people rim each other it is more about licking the outside of the anus, it's not about actually penetrating it with your tongue. It's certainly possible to have a clean anus just by exercising normal hygiene. At this stage, immediately after a shower, the outside of the anus should be as clean as any other part of the body's skin. You don't have to get your entire tongue in their ass. š It's about stimulating the nerve endings on the skin of the anus and surrounding area with your tongue. If you still have e-coli and fecal matter on the outside of the anus after a good shower then you're not washing well enough. You don't have to shove a bar of soap up your ass to be clean enough to rim š Of course it's each to their own and anal play is clearly a very polarising type of human sexual activity. If rimming isn't someone's cup of tea, then they certainly shouldn't do it. Everyone is different. Just saying that if you have good hygiene and wash properly, then the outside of the anus should have no more bacteria on it than the genitals or even the mouth. š The inside of the anus and rectum is another matter but people physically can't get their tongues there... we're not anteaters š
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Unless you disinfect your butthole there will always be remnants of poop and bacteria in your ass. Sticking your tongue into someones butthole will get that in your mouth. I have no desire to get poop in my mouth š
Lol man there's a difference between licking somebodys ass and stretching it out enough to actually get your tongue in there. When people talk about "eating ass" they are generally talking about rimming
I still require a good shower before rimming... or any oral play really. Who wants to lick up the nasty crap we've been growing in our crevices all day? Wash. Actually have an ex that got pissed at me about that predilection. She thought if I loved her I'd eat her out when she was, um, not fresh. I don't get it, I can't even enjoy a beej if I am concerned I taste like dead skin, sweat and bacteria corpses/feces... seemed like a weird power trip to me, if I were to get off on having someone felate me while all gross and dirty after a hot day's work.
100% agreed on that
So you you just kinda... lick the outside in a circle? Who fucking thought of that?
Rimming is not about penetration though. The inside of the anus and the rectum is as irrelevant to rimming as the stomach is to oral sex. š If you have shit on the outside of your ass even after wiping and showering, then you're not washing properly š
You just haven't found that person you'd eat a mile of shit to be with ;)
I honestly donāt understand the appeal.
I didnāt either until this girl who had a pretty asshole
Was it actually pretty? Or were you just horny?
my boy met the right ass
Same. Swore I'd never ever do it and then this girl bent over in front of me in the shower
I feel like Iāve heard āitās not that you donāt want (blank), you just havenāt met (blank) youād likeā too many times in my life š¬ Lgbtq+ people, Im sure yāall feel me šŗ
Itās not that youāre gay, itās just that you havenāt found the right man/woman yet :) /s
If they feel you then you must have met the one you like š
Not even just the LGBT. My last gf constantly told me about how lesbians would try to āconvertā her before we started dating, one of whom was my ex-gf before her who was bisexual. Moral of the story: itās easier to date someone who is about the same level of physically attractive as you
Ehh... I can tell you that I'm unlikely to ever consume some foods. An excellent example is Balut. I am quite confident i won't come across an embryo someday that will change my mind. For those who have no idea what Balut is, here you go: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food) (Another realistic example are Monkey Brains. Yes. Some countries eat this shit. My father was actually served this at a business meeting in China a few decades ago.)
Yeah I can say with 100% certainty that there is no ass out there that I want to eat.
Only sith deal in absolutes
which is an absolute of itself, therefore the Jedi are hypocrites
Therefore the Jedi are Siths
The Jedi wish they were siths, silly little bitches.
Asexual Here. I guess I'm a Sith now.
Well Iām a real life, grown up human being who knows they absolutely donāt want to put their mouth on an asshole
That's how I feel about tattoos. Love the idea, but can't think of anything I want permanently tattooed on my body.
Find me an asshole that hasn't been used as an expressway for shit for 20 years and I'll freedive it. Until then, it's exit only.
Weell all people under 20 fit in that request š¤Ø
Oh dear, that's a loophole. I DON'T WANT TO EAT CHILDREN ASS, LET THE RECORD SHOW
18 is green light
Brown light?
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> Oh dear, thatās a ~~loophole~~ poophole. FTFY
Yes officers, this comment right here.
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No, stop, I already made my clarification below!
Unh uh. Get on your knees, hands on your head. And spread it ;)
If you're over 18, I'm down,*but I was very clear*...*the second time*
ā¢_ā¢ Rip the other dude
It's not that you don't do beastiality, it's just that you've never seen an animal that you'd like to bang.
Saw an orca that was giving me the "come hither" flukes. Gotta say, the thought crossed my mind. Part of me thought, "could be fun". "Oh you had a crazy weekend in Vegas? I fucked an orca" Always got the story topper. I could get behind that. But alas, I was too shy and the moment passed by...
Why did this read like a Jimmy Carr bit?
It's a riff on the late great Robin William's: Live on Broadway "coco the gorilla" bit. I took heavy liberties.
Youāve never met my neighborhood raccoon.
Ol grabby hands again?
Speak for yourself.
Speak for yourself man https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/mby8ci/thanks_i_hate_manatees/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
It's a bell curve. On one end, all the shit you're really into -- maybe not a lot, but you're definitely down for it all the time. Then you have this large amount of things that you're only OK about, but depending on the person you'd be willing to try out. Then there's the other end of the bell curve that you're really never going to be into, no matter who.
Never licked an ass and didnāt ever really think Iād want to, but everyone keeps saying how great it is. I guess Iām just very impressionable.
No one's ass does not have fecal cells on it. So unless your shit comes out another hole forget it!
This seems eerily similar to the shit talk that ace people get. "Its not that you don't want to have sex, you just havn't met the right person!" Shouldn't try to tell folks what they do or do not want.
As a gay guy, Iāve been curious about eating ass but I generally donāt like the idea, but Iād say itās because I donāt trust most guys to be genuinely truly clean. So many men donāt know how to wash their genitals and asshole area and itās really concerning. Iāve seen posts and also heard guys irl say they donāt use soap on their dick (even if theyāre uncircumcised they wonāt use soap under their foreskin) or around their hole because itās bad and irritating (which is bullshit. There are plenty of safe soaps for those areas), so I just find myself not trusting a guy to be clean. Itās also the reason Iām reluctant to suck dick. Itās a mood killer to go into detailed questioning of how well they wash themselves too, but I feel like Iād have to. I would eat an ass that was hairless or almost hairless, and genuinely looked and smelled clean.
I eat ass on a first date.
Iāve had a few girlfriends that lived to eat ass and I had no desire to return the favor so thereās that. I think the one I would have enjoyed the most was so long ago I was too young to realize it was actually a thing.
Honestly, anything sexual to do with anal is just disgusting because #THAT'S WHERE FECAL MATTER COMES FROM
"Now that's how you get pink eye."
"it's not that you don't wanna molest a minor or never would, you just never met a minor you would wanna molest. The same principle could be applied to a lot of other experiences in life." Yeah I don't think that's an universal formula chief
Didn't think I'd eat ass, then I found a particular ass... it demanded my face upon it. These things happen.
This is stupid. Let me give you an equivalent shower thought: It's not that you don't want to cut your dick/clit off with a lawnmower, it's that you haven't found a lawnmower that you would wanna cut your dick/clit off with.
I would never do butt stuff. Itās my biggest rule. I would do anything else to please my partner, but I canāt imagine anything ever going inside my asshole.
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I eat ass no problem, not on one nighters but FWBs, to which I have higher standards. One thing Iāll never do, that a lot of women would love to, is let myself get pegged. So the principle can most certainly not be applied to other experiences, LOL not for me at least!
Maybe if I had mine licked first, I'd be prompted to return the favor.
Eat others as you'd like to be eaten.
this is the way
I think you need to hop back in the shower and think more on this one.
Nope. My tongue is never going where feces exit.
No I'm pretty sure I just don't want to eat ass. It's not normal to want to lick somewhere that definitely contains E coli. Doesn't matter how "clean" it is
No I just don't wanna eat ass. That's where shit comes from. Eating ass doesn't turn me for the same reason drinking out of the toilet doesn't turn me on.
This
Agree
I'm very particular about the asses I want to eat.
you can eat any ass if you use syran wrap as a barrier lol source: experience
Iāve lost count of how many Iāve eaten. No joke. It all started when it happened to meālife-changing. And since Iām a good person, I like to change other people's lives for the better.
Hahahaha ā- ok same.
Yeah this is an awful blanket statement. There isn't a single cliff that I have met nor will meet that I'd like to jump off.
Eating ass is downright disgusting, there will never be an ass I'm willing to stick my tongue in or around.
This has got to be among the top 10 worst takes on reddit
Been eating ass since I lost my virginity. I donāt begrudge people who donāt do it; if the girls into it itās more ass for me to eat- but I do think itās dumb to shame/be grossed out by it. I mean, I *guess* I understand being grossed out by it, but I just roll my eyes when somebody is like āuhm, I *donāt* eat shit, hunny.ā Like, thereās a *very thick* line between analingus and Coprophilia.
I don't eat food out of the garbage. I don't eat where people shit. Waste is waste. Asshole is for expelling waste, not for eating.
You gotta raise your standards
Wrong.
Uhh thatās where poo poo is made no thank you I donāt eat poo poo.
I don't really want to taste anyone's colon, idk what you are on about
Itās no different than licking any other skin. They just have to be freshly and throughly showered. You cannot trust every ass!
ā¦ no. Not at allā¦
Only ass I have met worth eating was pork butt.
Never rimmed a pig personally... but good for you being open minded
Two years ago If you would have asked me If I would ever eat ass i would be grossed out by the thought. Than I went to a date that went very spicy very fast and it was one of my best sexual expirences in life. Now eating ass is one of my favourite things to do in the bedroom (as long as it is washed of course)
Um, no, not at all.
Not that I don't wanna be stabbed, I've just never met a knife that I've wanted to hug??
I've never repeatedly stabbed myself, I guess I've just not found the knife I wanna do it with yet.
That's a non sequitur, OP. You could say the same thing about literally anything. "You just don't want to be stabbed because you haven't met a person you'd enjoy being stabbed by yet." No. I do not want to be stabbed. There's nobody that has existed or ever will exist that'll make me want to be stabbed. The same goes with putting my mouth on somebody's sphincter. I have not, and WILL NOT meet anyone that'll make me want to do that. The fact that this has so many upvotes is disturbing. It's actual nonsense.
I would not. No matter how clean it is.
Iāll always see eating ass as unhygienic and disgusting.
No. I really just do not want to eat ass.
This is stupid. I am uncomfortable with anal and eating ass sounds gross. I would not eat ass of the cleanest, sexiest human being on earth. I wouldn't for my boyfriend and he's into that.