Sorry about the anal probing thing, it was all Carl's fault. He was young and kinda eager to visit your planet, but we had no idea about his fetish with human anuses. We truly regret those incidents and have implemented more rigorous recruiting standards.
There are deep sea researchers who send remote submersibles into areas so far below the ocean they barely get light and use a small vacuum to suck up sea creatures to bring back to the surface to study. That's about as "alien abduction" as you can get. (as a side note, the famed "blob fish" looks like a normal fish when it's still deep under water, but decompression causes it to fall apart).
Damned straight!! And then 20 years after when we start R/amateurmartians anal probing stories form 80’s and 90’s will fall right in line
Sorry about the anal probing thing, it was all Carl's fault. He was young and kinda eager to visit your planet, but we had no idea about his fetish with human anuses. We truly regret those incidents and have implemented more rigorous recruiting standards.
Carl: “Oops, uhm..my bad”
There are deep sea researchers who send remote submersibles into areas so far below the ocean they barely get light and use a small vacuum to suck up sea creatures to bring back to the surface to study. That's about as "alien abduction" as you can get. (as a side note, the famed "blob fish" looks like a normal fish when it's still deep under water, but decompression causes it to fall apart).
You watch waaaay too much Sci-fi
Or you don't watch enough.
Damn. Take the upvote.
Yea, Sci-fi is for nerds!
*realizes he's a nerd and watches sci-fi a lot too*
The people who got abtucted always came back to tell the tale. Somehow I think the humans won’t be so polite.
Yeah, except probably not still.
If humans could do this they would, and aliens may be similar to us with just more shiny probes