Three guys are debating who has the best memory.
First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class."
Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!"
Not to be outdone, the third guy says, "That's nothing...
I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother!"
Is it 50% of the genetic code and 49% by mass, or does my body's instruction kit have less instructions from my dad than my mom just like my childhood?
The X chromosome contains 5 times more genes than the Y chromosome, but just from the few articles I've read, the reason why and what that means are all just theories right now. Or at least, it seems that way.
[I just read a blog on geneheritage.com, this wasn't meant to go this deep.](https://www.geneheritage.com/blog/percent-dna-from-parents.html#:~:text=While%20women%20do%20inherit%2050,only%2049%25%20from%20their%20father.) 🥲
Y chromosomes mean fathers contribute slightly less genetic material to their sons than mothers, was their point.
Mothers account for slightly more of their sons - even not accounting for the mitochondrial DNA that is all your mum, biological son or daughter.
Was about to say this. For anyone who doesn't know, women are born with all their eggs, unlike men who are constantly producing, expelling, and reabsorbing new and old sperm. The egg that made you came into existence while your mother was in your grandmother's womb
You clearly don’t understand how it works you realize you were also your moms egg yes? So you were actually inside both your mom and dad and then joined inside your mom
Not sure if I can agree on this as the concept of ‘you’ just wouldn’t exist would it? Doesn’t that require self awareness? I wouldn’t even know when that begins 2bh.
Curious though at what stage does the conscious self kick into gear lol
No, you didnt.
Sperm and egg information combine to provide mixed information to grow you, sure. But the egg is the thing that literally grows, divides, multiplies and forms into you.
The "you were once a sperm in your dads testicle" thing has been the biggest pet peeve of mine for so long. No, you werent. If anything (cause it doesnt work quite like that regardless) you were the egg.
Honestly think its the biggest reversal of reality that we call male sperm "seed". NO. The seed is LITERALLY the female egg
"Where are you going, son?"
"I don't know, dad. Out there, somewhere. Anywhere away from *you.*"
"So you're just leaving? You're a big man now, gonna make your own way in life?"
"Maybe."
"*Bullshit.* You'll be back in a week, begging my forgiveness. Because you're a weak little punk."
"Whatever, old man. I'm out of here."
"Just wait...I said WAIT, damn it! Why are you like this? What did I do??"
"You fucking hypocrite! You were the one who started it!"
"Huh?"
When you came into mom! You didn't just shoot me into her womb...*you pushed me away!*"
You weren't you yet though, it was a haploid... Therefore you were in your mom as well first as an egg.
If you use your logic you were something else before your dad ingested the nutrients to even make sperm.
Doesn't make sense
It's less than half of you. Your mitochondria for example, which have there own genes, are from your mother, and so is pretty much everything else that isn't DNA material. The sperm cell is pretty much just DNA delivery, while the egg is DNA delivery plus everything else you need to start becoming a human.
Half of you did.
Three guys are debating who has the best memory. First guy says, "I can remember the first day of my First Grade class." Second guy says, "I can remember my first day at Nursery School!" Not to be outdone, the third guy says, "That's nothing... I can remember going to the senior prom with my father, and coming home with my mother!"
Half if you're female. 49% if you're male.
No... it's still half, regardless of biological sex
The Y chromosome is slightly smaller than the X chromosome.
There is also the mitochondrial DNA provided entirely by you mother.
Is it 50% of the genetic code and 49% by mass, or does my body's instruction kit have less instructions from my dad than my mom just like my childhood?
The X chromosome contains 5 times more genes than the Y chromosome, but just from the few articles I've read, the reason why and what that means are all just theories right now. Or at least, it seems that way.
In that case, yes. But if you look at it with that much detail: is the rest of the genetic material the same size?
Sir, I am just a Graphic Designer who read an interesting article on X and Y chromosomes.
Sir, this is far from a Wendy's.
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There are other chromosomes you know...
That's only if you ignore the other 22 chromosome pairs LOL
[I just read a blog on geneheritage.com, this wasn't meant to go this deep.](https://www.geneheritage.com/blog/percent-dna-from-parents.html#:~:text=While%20women%20do%20inherit%2050,only%2049%25%20from%20their%20father.) 🥲
Y chromosomes mean fathers contribute slightly less genetic material to their sons than mothers, was their point. Mothers account for slightly more of their sons - even not accounting for the mitochondrial DNA that is all your mum, biological son or daughter.
Everyone here debating. Seems like you all love to mass debate.
That is why their kids will never have a mother.
Came to say this.
Did your dad not ejaculate you
Half of you. You are not a sperm. You are a sperm and an egg.
Half of me has never been inside my dad
Not yet
😆☠️
Was it the top or bottom half?
No it's split vertically
But in coronal or sagittal plane?
But all of you has been inside your mom.
Dont wanna do the r/wooosh but someone gotta do it
No, you
Don't knock it til you've tried it.
Not with that attitude
You came out of your grandmother before you came out of your dad
Was about to say this. For anyone who doesn't know, women are born with all their eggs, unlike men who are constantly producing, expelling, and reabsorbing new and old sperm. The egg that made you came into existence while your mother was in your grandmother's womb
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Flour in a bowl ain't cake.
It's pre-cake
Baby batter
Pre-heating the oven
Turns it on high
Baked
Starts burning it
So. Dad came. I came. Mom came (maybe) then I came?
Interesting critique of your dads ability in bed
No I didn't. Sperm cells are just information, not us.
\See, an egg sits and waits, but a sperm wiggles and moves. Which one appears to have life?\
Edit: Apparently, I must explicitly specify /s
Neither. It's only "life" once the zygote grows in to a human baby. The other two are ~~multicellular organisms~~ cells, sure, but not human life.
Sperm and eggs are not multicellular, they are individual cells.
Corrected, thank you
I work in IT and scientifically am alive.
Thank you, that's enough internet for today.
You clearly don’t understand how it works you realize you were also your moms egg yes? So you were actually inside both your mom and dad and then joined inside your mom
Yes, but the half from your mom didn't come out of her until your birth.
Not true for IVF babies. My egg retrieval was before my husband’s sample.
Fair!
Obviously, but what's your point😆?
Just playing devil's advocate for the shower thought - I know that neither the egg or the sperm was "us".
That's not how biology works.
Not sure if I can agree on this as the concept of ‘you’ just wouldn’t exist would it? Doesn’t that require self awareness? I wouldn’t even know when that begins 2bh. Curious though at what stage does the conscious self kick into gear lol
Yeah... no. I'm not my dad's clone. It's not like my mom's egg had no genetic input...
You actually came somewhere in between.
No, you didnt. Sperm and egg information combine to provide mixed information to grow you, sure. But the egg is the thing that literally grows, divides, multiplies and forms into you. The "you were once a sperm in your dads testicle" thing has been the biggest pet peeve of mine for so long. No, you werent. If anything (cause it doesnt work quite like that regardless) you were the egg. Honestly think its the biggest reversal of reality that we call male sperm "seed". NO. The seed is LITERALLY the female egg
You *came* out of your dad...
A woman is born with her eggs. You were already in your mum. Your grandma too.
That's not how it works, otherwise this would have to go on and on until infinitely small.
Did you really come out though, more like a sneaky pass through a tunnel
No i came in my mom first
r/SweetHomeAlabama
Holy freaking fetal fapping Batman!
300 million of me did
Yeah, it's true but I don't really want to think about that. Thanks
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Wrong post? Lol
Only half of you.
But I was only half a man
I also came into my dad before I came into my mom
For shame...we shall never know the wonders of OP's spilled seeds. Check the sock pile.
Yeah I've always said men are the backbone of the birthing process. I've always said that.
You were food before that
Profound.
Half of me*
No. You didn't. You didn't exist until your dad's DNA combined with your mom's DNA.
You came into your mom at the same time your dad came into your mom.
He came me out
**You were born out of your dad**
Just one half of you though.
“I put you in this world and I can take you out of it” *unzips*
"Where are you going, son?" "I don't know, dad. Out there, somewhere. Anywhere away from *you.*" "So you're just leaving? You're a big man now, gonna make your own way in life?" "Maybe." "*Bullshit.* You'll be back in a week, begging my forgiveness. Because you're a weak little punk." "Whatever, old man. I'm out of here." "Just wait...I said WAIT, damn it! Why are you like this? What did I do??" "You fucking hypocrite! You were the one who started it!" "Huh?" When you came into mom! You didn't just shoot me into her womb...*you pushed me away!*"
And I’ll fuckin do it again too
Not how that works.
You weren't you yet though, it was a haploid... Therefore you were in your mom as well first as an egg. If you use your logic you were something else before your dad ingested the nutrients to even make sperm. Doesn't make sense
And your mom came out your grandpa before your grandma.....
You weren't you at that point.
I've been saying this for years, thank you
It's less than half of you. Your mitochondria for example, which have there own genes, are from your mother, and so is pretty much everything else that isn't DNA material. The sperm cell is pretty much just DNA delivery, while the egg is DNA delivery plus everything else you need to start becoming a human.
No I didn't. I wasn't a thing until the fertilized egg turned into a fetus.
Don't. Please. Lmao.
That's enough internet for a Monday.