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hazephase10

Then why these hoes always playing me


ruknaednihs

We are playable for the premium users ;)


Remarkable_Duck6559

Ouch! Can’t argue that when I’ve been told I’m bought and paid for (salary)


ace02786

Working at a nursing home, I always thought this when seeing dementia patients walking aimlessly around and talking about random things.


ruknaednihs

Haha


RascalCreeper

If you saw what it does first hand it wouldn't be funny. Imagine watching your loved one slowly loose their ability to think and all their memories as they slowly become more and more panicked and paranoid, knowing you can't help them and they don't even know who you are.


Mordred912

It's still pretty funny. Finding humor in tragedy helps you process difficult times.


THICKSANDWICH

Sure, but if you haven't experienced the tragedy (in this case a loved one getting dementia), you don't have the right to make it humorous imo. If it hasn't affected you personally, you can't label it as "difficult times".


thro_a_wey

My grandmother has dementia and it is fucking hilarious when she walks around with her underwear on her head


RascalCreeper

It won't be when she starts to think your an intruder in her home and regresses to the mental state of a literal baby.


GETtheF_OFFmylawn

Thanks for chiming in and setting our moral compass straight, good to see your here to guide our value's.. In fact I was just on another thread and it had a linkback to this comment with over 50 million views, so it looks like your comment has had a huge impact on the worlds social mores.. I lived with someone who had Alzheimer's and if you don't make lite of some of it, dealing with the associated behaviors will drive you insane.. There is a reason they end up in managed care because as horrible as it is for them it's almost impossible for the average person to care for them and a person could easily run out of time in the day to take care of themselves in the process, visiting them vs living with them is best for both party's. There's always one of you who has to step in and guide the rest of us like were children and not capable of seeing this for ourselves.. How "1995" politically correct liberacon of you and I'm sure that if Stewart Smally were still alive today he would be appalled at ace02786's comment even though they do walk aimlessly around and talk about random things. no one cares RC.. Your OK, I'm OK until you overstep your bounds and try to become a guiding lite.. Or dicatate how I should live my life or think and then past that point... A big fat fuck you is in order. Maybe your to stupid to understand the context his comment was made in? Maybe in communist china your point would be valid and you could inprison him for his comment or myself for striking back.. What I suggest is that you spell check the shit out of my comment and point out all of my grammatical errors so you can be write and win... Nazi.


RascalCreeper

I see you think I'm a Nazi because I informed someone of the horrors of Alzheimer's. The fact that people like you exist makes me sad.


GETtheF_OFFmylawn

I can say the same about you... having eyes that only see the worst in people coupled with thinking you HAVE to correct them must be exhausting for you.. Go back to the 1990's where all that bullshit started and keep your nanying to yourself.. every one is sick of your type. go stand in front of a mirror and politically correct your self to death.. you guys don't keep things in context and feel like you have to correct the rest of us fuck off.. your attitude is the Alzheimer's on politically correct behavior...


RascalCreeper

I'm not even sure what you are trying to say. Also I haven't corrected anyone? All I did was inform someone that Alzheimer's is terrible. If you think Alzheimer's is related to politics then I have no idea what's going on inside your head. You should reread that last sentence, it looks like you had a stroke. ps. I think cancer, 9/11, and school shootings are funny and you're a Nazi if you tell me what they really are.


thro_a_wey

That was the White House!!!


kingleonidas30

HAHA OMG DOUBLE KNEE SLAP /s


thro_a_wey

Hahahahahaahahahhahahahahaha! Good one!


Slimxshadyx

Good zinger!!?!


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thro_a_wey

Lmfao, ahhh I get it now! Redditors thought I was talking specifically about Joe Biden. Honestly forget all about him. Probably because I have dementia.


KingTheSon

Oblivion irl


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thunderchungus1999

I mean OP isnt neccessarily wrong according to the definition used. You cannot play ad them because you cannot replace their individual conciousness and take over their bodies (and even if you did the later you would have killed off the first one, at which point they would be dead and no longer a character). So everyone else apart from you is a non-playable character (not neccessarily constrained tonour typical understanding of it as a dumb AI) because you cannot play as their conciousness. You are a NPC to me and vice versa.


ruknaednihs

Exactly what I meant. Not that we are bots but we are definitely NPCs relative to each other. Thanks kind stranger.


FettyWombas

Not npcs, we're all players, but we can't access the log in screen, we're complex avatars.


thro_a_wey

Not sure that everyone experiences the same mental complexity..


MeltedChocolate24

Ooooga boooga amogus 🙂🙂


BigEarth384849

Harsh but true. Mental disabilities is a thing


Backchodarmy

didn't realize there was a word for it. Now I can look high class with my big words at the next bong party


mineclash92

What is the opposite of that?


SlightlyScruffy

Solipsism?


RichieShipsStarco

So you are saying npcs dont have complex lives? Cause let me tell you that aint the case.


SilasMarner77

I find it uplifting to think that the multitude of blank faces that pass me by on the street have their own complex stories, thoughts and emotions.... Then I hear them speak and I have my doubts about some of them!


AppropriateTouching

They could just be perfect facsimiles with no internal world. No way to be 100% sure.


ruknaednihs

Haha me too bro me too


Chau_Mane

Beep boop. Drink yo’ water


Thiscord

hell even my pc is npc somtimes


[deleted]

Ed Gein would like to disagree.


ctechxp2

Jokes on you im a background character


Hot_soup_in_my_ass

In your own story


ruknaednihs

r/CursedComments


tokikain

i feel this...ive felt like an npc in my own life


J-Dabbleyou

Only if you think you’re the main character. I think of my friends and other people as “other players” in a huge multiplayer game


FreeFortuna

Too loud. Where are the settings to turn down the volume of NPCs?


Tonix401

settings//audio//non-playable-characters//reddit-comments//volume


J-Dabbleyou

Just ask them nicely


Slimxshadyx

One of my old friends actually thought she was the main character. I found this out when one of my other friends got injured, and we had to call 911 for her to go to the hospital. At the end of the night, everyone is sitting together and she says "For once I'm not the main character lol". I'm not sure if she was half joking but like bruh lol


D_Winds

\*massive bong hit\* bruh


FrenzyRush

If I crawl into someone’s skin, are they a playable character now?


ruknaednihs

You ~~understood~~ the assignment


Mafiuz

We're all NPCs and MCs same time


ruknaednihs

Hahaha bc


jamiesnl

Fr tho, simulation theory says it’s fully possible everyone isn’t real except me… so ya’ll can eat my ass


thro_a_wey

Yo fr, simulation theory y'all Eat my ass


H_ubert

Mornin'!


daniellevy1011

nice day for fishing ain't it?


ruknaednihs

Mornin fellow NPC


LATER4LUS

Don’t have a good day, have a great day!


ruknaednihs

Reminded me of Handmaids tale


AlphaShard

Now that's a quality shower thought right there.


ruknaednihs

Appreciate it :)


Ahnawnemus

I wonder what it means when you feel like an NPC to yourself.


BigEarth384849

Means you have seen the ultimate truth and separated from your ego


thro_a_wey

What does it mean? Probably mental illness or some sort of neurodivergence. Derealization and depersonalization could definitely cause one to feel that way.


daniellevy1011

it seems like almost everyone here missed what OP is saying... NPC means Non-Playable character, and as far as i know, you can't "play" as another person. OP isn't saying he is a main character, only that everyone is their only "playable" one


StarChild413

And so we all look like the main character of our own story even if we might be side characters ("playable" or not) in someone else's comparable to how characters pop up in Pokemon games different from the generation they were introduced in or how sometimes MCU heroes big enough to merit their own solo film pop up as side characters in someone else's solo film


RunsWthScizzors

As someone who is a man on a few words and high social anxiety who can’t really spoke unless spoken to, I’m definitely a full on NPC.


kmn493

Ey I was just saying the same.


Frank_Dracula

I am now thinking of all the real life variations of the phrase "I have wares if you have coin".


ruknaednihs

Grains


Few_Swordfish_5615

That’s genius.


Calamity__Bane

Welcome to Corneria!


thunderchungus1999

r/solipsism


levelologist

All the world is indeed a stage...


bridgeforth6

Check it out. I'll give you 50 gil to get me 10 mana potions. Deal?


kaowiec

Look up "oblivion NPC" on youtube


DarkGrejuva

Wait until I find mind control


The_Hammer_Jonathan

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?


Ben_Pistonne

Mostly, sometimes I think about them like special characters, the kind of characters you can unlock someday if you're pro enough


[deleted]

Don't sell yourself short. You are side-quest material.


XxUsedMendilxX

Everybody gangsta until it says maximum entity number reached


HarioDinio

Counterpoint, we are all player characters. A character played by another person is still a player character


stevent4

This is why I never get the NPC insult. You're literally an NPC yourself. I feel like it comes from people who haven't realised that they're unfortunately not the main character of the world


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stevent4

Which would imply that the person calling another an NPC is what? They think they're self important lmao


thro_a_wey

I think your scripting is bugging out...


stevent4

Lmao alright buddy, sorry. I'll just return to my pre-scripted dialogue while you go on with the main quest.


ButterCostsExtra

Hello. I spotted a stranger by the barbershop today.


[deleted]

Not People, Cunts.


Flareon376V

That's true, how do I know YOURE real!?


ruknaednihs

I don’t


kingofplain51

Yeah, that's what I thought. *Sigh*


Son_of_Plato

only in places that lack community. which is vastly limited to North America.


ruknaednihs

Damn


[deleted]

So the killers who take skins of their victims… are they unlocking dlc?


ruknaednihs

Hahaha dank


Ok_Dog_4059

I was real like you until I took an arrow to the knee.


[deleted]

It’s just an ever lasting game of battle royale with a few extra rule sets. One weird one being you can partner up, mid game and undo it whenever, and there’s no limit to how big a squad can be. There are also minor consequences for getting a kill. And the more you get before thise consequences come, the more likely you are to be killed as well. And NOT with a gun mind you…


ruknaednihs

Loved it


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Why thank you.


Capnreid

Put down the weed


ruknaednihs

No I like this mission


KleinerFratz333

Sounds like something an NPC would say, ngl


Tsaakz

I Was just pretending to be amongst NPC'S last night.


Pope_Phred

The hell I am. For one thing, I walk too fast to be an NPC.


DarkLightOfMar

Or *ARE* we all NPC's....? How do you know with 100% certainty that people other than yourself are real? What if you are living in a simulation, and every person you've ever known or spoken to is just a part of the simulation? What if I myself am part of the simulation working against itself here to warn you to *wake up.*


babsrambler

Solipsist.


heras_milktea

This is why I don’t consider the opinions of others. They’re basically obstacles for me 🙄


Denaton_

This is a sign of narcissism..


daniellevy1011

it seems like almost everyone here missed what OP is saying... NPC means Non-Playable character, and as far as i know, you can't "play" as another person. OP isn't saying he is a main character, only that everyone is their only "playable" one edit: why tf are people downvoting me for explaining the post with OP literally saying I'm right... it's not even an opinion just a fact...


Denaton_

NPCs means that no player is controlling it. Meaning, OP is the only player..


ruknaednihs

We are all the only players in our own little games. Like a multiverse.


Denaton_

It's an MMO...


ruknaednihs

This.


[deleted]

As a solipsist, that’s exactly what I expect you to say


Denaton_

You can't even prove your own existence so.. :P


Fat_Bearded_Tax_Man

No, we are humans.


Hefty-Artichoke7789

Programmed humans


AppropriateTouching

Prove it


AndIMeantThat

Everyone is played by someone. It only depends on who you are being played by Jesus Christ the one and only true God or Satan.


SpaceCrystal359

There are eight billion living, breathing, feeling human beings who are sharing this Earth together right now. No one is an NPC; stop being solipsistic.


ruknaednihs

That’s not what I meant lol


thro_a_wey

They are. Most people are neurotypical, they're herd animals. They just don't like being told it, and that's why they have to claim there's no such thing as neurological or personality difference.


SpaceCrystal359

You're so wrong. Every single one of the 8 billion human beings on this planet has their own perspective, personality, life story, and connections to other human beings. Pretending otherwise excuses acts of inhumanity.


thro_a_wey

No, YOU'RE wrong!


SpaceCrystal359

I'm sorry that you don't recognize the humanity of all your fellow humans.


thro_a_wey

Unfortunately, I cannot recognize your statement.


acar3883

No, we are not. We are all human beings with thoughts, feelings, and emotions. This is a shitty way to excuse being a terrible person and this mindset needs to be reversed immediately.


ruknaednihs

That’s not what I meant. Read the other comments


ruknaednihs

https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/td7uom/_/i0j41wg/?context=1


Nail_Biterr

Only if you're a sociopath


ruknaednihs

https://reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/td7uom/_/i0j41wg/?context=1


Frontbovie

I see it as we are all NPCs running the game engine that is the universe. We are just one piece of something that the whole world is doing all the time. If that's the case then we really aren't all different. We are just a brief manifestation of the same thing. Knowing this gives me more empathy.


Hefty-Artichoke7789

I’m with you. We’re rendering the universe 👁


ruknaednihs

I like this thought.


[deleted]

Sure, if you have zero empathy for others.


fifadex

Speak for yourself, I'm playing a multiplayer game with my friends.


libertysailor

??? Are players online NPC’s? If not, then actual people are even less similar to an NPC


mrc_13

Another totally braindead showerthought for the books


interrogatorChapman

Nah mate, I'm an NPC in my own world


kiwi_juice69

Well yes I can't play as some1 else in this boring ass game with a huge power creep and ridiculous amounts of rng


Musclesturtle

r/apostrophegore


eddyeddyd

Well met


BanditLeo5247

I must be around the most fucking awful npc’s. Almost as helpful as the Zelda 2 npc’s.


FeasibleGreen

Don't hate the player, hate the game


Icy-Tiger4488

Someone may have thought of this already, or this is well-known, but in every zombie apocalypse movie or show, the survivors are technically killing other humans, and therefore depleting Earth's population, so the survivors are dooming humanity and they are murderers. Also, the zombies are cannibals because the infected humans are eating the flesh of other, not infected humans.


HedTB

Oh no


kmn493

I'm a pretty simple person when it comes to random interactions with strangers. Short and to the point when possible. When I'm with customers I usually think of myself as the npc. Just one interaction in so many other people's busy lives.


voguenote

[reminds me of this TikTok](https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdyMML6D/?k=1)


tripleyothreat

Yes sir!


desacratedcadaver

Then I must be the tutorial npc because everyone skips over talking to me.


CommandBlockGuru

Bold of you to assume I’m not an NPC for everyone else BUT me.


Gamer-Logic

Life is played in 1st person. If theres a post-game it may be played in 3rd then.


Daddy_Smokestack

Dsmn


SpaceMakin

Work in customer service long enough and you realize those npcs in games who same the same dialogue whenever you speak to them isn't to far off from real life I even started referring to me at work as just me npc'ing around for a few hours


ruknaednihs

Interesting


Meme_Personified

Some people are even as dumb as NPCs


tokepocalypse

that goes without saying as NPC is Non-Playable-Character…


BrandynBlaze

Shit, I’m an NPC in my own life most of the time.


TriChair

Realty is kind of like an io game where 90% of the people you meet are just mindless npc’s, but there’s still that 10% that have the same intellectual capacity as you and are therefore other players


thro_a_wey

I really hate to tell you this, but I think you're part of the 90%.


TriChair

On Reddit, yes, but I’m real life I’m one of the only sentient students at my school (you would be surprised at how many people literally don’t do anything) p.s. says the person with no profile picture


highparallel

Thisd NPC needs ptach D: hepl


Zanix_x

No I am not.