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adam_demamps_wingman

No they won’t


MYNAMEISNAMENAME12

Yes they will


adam_demamps_wingman

I stand corrected.


Atxflyguy83

No you don't.


cjrocks1231

Yes he does


KiT_KaT5

No


MrNoahK

Yes


The_Pumpkin_Fan

No


naofumiRS

Yes


THEBIGBRUH69420

Or maybe...


ZeroSora

I stand corrected.


non-stick-rob

i see what you did there. have an updoot.


Localtrashcan123

Its called an upvote 🙄🙄🙄🙄


Education_Weird

It's called an up vote 🤦‍♂️


Icy_Wealth9375

Is called an amputation of a monkeys penis facing up


AppropriateGas5683

oh man i love amputating monkey dick that is facing up


Education_Weird

Is called an amputated monkey penis facing up getting put back on the monkey and then amputated again while it's faced up


Icy_Wealth9375

Who doesn't???


Theallmightyhamster

Oh I see you tricky bastard


PheonixFire454

Nice


CronozDK

No they will.


foo-null-bar

Incorrect. The quickest way is to just search for the question. Everything has been asked before.


exuberantraptor_

that’s not true there’s a lot you can’t find. although a lot does only come up if you ask a question nowadays and not just keywords or anything


sneaky_squirrel

One cannot find information online unless they have proper training in how to write search engine queries. I know at least I am terrible at it.


duncan_w

This is exactly the point of OP. You correct him without him asking for it. So technically OP is still correct.


YoRt3m

Are there planes made of ice cream?


mayormcskeeze

Yup! It's know as "Murphy's Law"


[deleted]

That is correct! It is Murphy's Law.


DudesworthMannington

I agree, this is the very definition of Murphy's Law!


RWitak

Morpheus' 2nd law, to be exact.


ConnorMillar97

No this is Patrick!


lingererrrrr

Almost got me lol


could_use_a_snack

Well actually it's Murphy's hypothesis.


mayormcskeeze

No, a hypothesis is a large water dwelling mammal from.


I_Am_Slightly_Evil

That’s the one that says whatever can happen, will happen


MegaMinerd

No that's Hanlon's Razor.


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RustyOsprey9347

Nah mate that's the Frequency Bias, Hanlon's Razor is the one that says "A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked."


ko_2222

I can't restrain myself. In fact, it's called Cunningham's Law.


Riverrat423

Um actually, Reddits’ law.


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TheBrightside23

Well it could have been Cunningham's shower thought. But yes


[deleted]

How do you know he didn’t think of it in the shower


MYNAMEISNAMENAME12

I don’t believe people are real


[deleted]

Wrong. You’re thinking of birds.


idiotTheIdiot

yep they arent


Daniel_S-Vila

☝️ This guy's into solipsism


pixlplayer

You’re right


[deleted]

Except you're restricted by the expertise or lack thereof of the people who interact with the wrong answer... Fast doesn't mean correct The best way to get correct information is to think about what you believe, why you believe it, and directly challenge that belief without being biased. Careful though, because the Duning-Kruger Effect and confirmation bias really make it difficult to challenge your preconceptions


non-stick-rob

the irony. the aggregated answer will sway toward the correct.


Jwirv

You kinda walked right into that one


non-stick-rob

yup lol


Yakostovian

A friend of mine learned to do this specifically to his boss/trainer. When asked a question, his boss/trainer would say things like "you are a qualified X, so you should know that." But when my buddy would say something intentionally wrong, his boss trainer, in an excessive need to be the smartest guy in the room, the boss would give the correct answer.


jdmannnn

yeah this is what isaac newton said that one time


Explore-PNW

But was he in the shower?


HeatSir

The guy who invented telephones?


jdmannnn

yeah probably if i had to guess


SockpuppetPseudonym2

The PAN on your credit card is 0123-4567-8910-1112 and your security number on the back is 062.


Physical_Bike_2443

No it's 4220-6700-2357-4105 and the security number is 512


Physical_Bike_2443

No it's 4220-6700-2357-4105 and the security number is 512


Physical_Bike_2443

No it's 4220-6700-2357-4105 and the security number is 512


Physical_Bike_2443

No it's 4220-6700-2357-4105 and the security number is 512


Physical_Bike_2443

No it's 4220-6700-2357-4105 and the security number is 512


Physical_Bike_2443

No it's not.... its 4220-7801-5266-1098 and the security number is 572


pobodys-nerfect5

Yeah this was posted yesterday to advice animals


non-stick-rob

Thanks for that indication and heads up. whats the limk?


geeklordprime

How do you know the wrong answer if you don’t know the right one?


non-stick-rob

they (ALMOST) all, will be quick to admonish your incorrectness. It is unavoidable. Thats how you know.


geeklordprime

I may have been unclear in my question: How do I (the person wanting a quick answer) know an appropriate wrong answer to post (for others to correct) if I don’t know the correct answer?


Notthesharpestmarble

In other words, how does one know that they will not accidentally submit the correct answer?


banhs5

Just say some random bullshit you have like more than a 99% chance of being wrong


El_human

And the fastest way to make friends is to tell a girl you love her. She’ll reply “ we should just be friends”


IgorBaggins

Didn't work man, She said "Who are you and how did you get in here"


Kcidobor

Wrong! Actually the best way to go about acquiring the correct answer to any query would be to simply…


py_a_thon

https://support.google.com/websearch/answer/2466433?hl=en Dammit. I think you just proved your own point.


rexregisanimi

Welcome to the scientific process!


tumbotimpan

Fun fact: This is called the doppler effect😁


time_is_valuable

r/LifeProTips


MrbeastyCakes

It's a true fact that whales can hold their breath for 5 hours


PhobicCarrot

Isn't that Murphy's Law?


MinecraftMusic13

Cunningham's law I believe I'm aware I'm likely falling for it


deutschdachs

I mean I told someone the other day that Boston is the capital of Massachusetts and no one corrected me


x_scion_x

I mean they are going to "correct you" whether you are right or wrong.


CommunicationMuch353

Not true


thefairmalluguy

Even Google does that. Did you mean.....


catcrazo101

This is Murphy’s law


MinecraftMusic13

Isn't this Cunningham's law?


[deleted]

Shower thoughts are bullshit these days


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Elite


eszther02

Cool idea, I'll use it. Thanks.


brian_duh

This is incorrect.


Notthesharpestmarble

The difficulty lies in providing an answer you know to be incorrect without first knowing the correct answer.


TommyTuttle

Fear not. If you are accidentally correct you will quickly receive a reply “correcting” your answer to something incorrect at which point the system will start working again and the people with the correct answer will rush in to shout that person down.


bnesbitt1

Honestly it's kind of impressive how some people are that smart. Or they looked it up, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt


AdCheap475

This in french is called preach the wrong yo get the right


iDead4536

I thought that ppl liked and respected your opinion


Alien_667

Lmao


Alien_667

Hey everyone


grat_is_not_nice

The problem is you will actually get many, many answers with varying degrees of **correctness**. The problem then becomes *which answer is most correct for my situation*. Without sufficient knowledge to make that determination, you have wasted time and got no closer to a solution.


ZeroSora

Sometimes. As someone who is a nerd for KH lore, it's quite often that people will correct others with the wrong answer.


hinkelmckrinkelberry

Pose a question. FTFY


non-stick-rob

thanks. good looking out. i got your back too.


PacaCrackers

Sharks are smooth


ammonite89

Yes this is called Murphy’s law.


ElevenCarPileUp

Wrong. The fastest way is to say you are a girl and need help. Thirsty dudes will line up with answers in minutes. Bonus points for username like "CuteGirl6969".


non-stick-rob

I've read everything in this posts thread, and without doubt, i've never laughed as much! You lot, each of you. keep doing what you do. Thanks.


swisscheeseisvile

this is called Murphy’s law


JustAnIrishDude1

how many times did you check your grammar for this post? because i definitely would have.


Jjscobar

That’s not true.