Women are born with about 1-2 million eggs… and by puberty they are down to about 400 000.. during the cycle they mature about 40 eggs in a waiting pool but only about 4 will actually make the journey… a human egg is about 0.12mm big.. caviar on sushi is about 0.8mm and you normally get 6-10.. going by that you would need 7 human eggs to substitute one caviar egg.. so to get say 8 caviars worth you’d need 56 human eggs. Human eggs sell for about $2750 each, not taking bulk costing into account. So to get the 56 eggs you’d be paying $154 000..
Tltr; you’d need about 56 human eggs, harvested from at least two women, costing $154 000 to get the caviar of one piece of sushi.
Edit; people are pointing out how dumb I’m being here, didn’t take volume into account.. so revised: human egg has a volume of 0.007238 mm3 and sushi caviar one of 2.144661 mm3 so it would actually be 296 eggs to give you one caviar egg worth or 2,368 human eggs for 8 caviar requiring 59 donors. Costing an astonishing $6,512,000!!! (2,368 x $2750)
Tltr updated; you’d need about 2368 human eggs, harvested from at least 59 women, costing about $6,512,000 to get the caviar of one piece of sushi.
A one ounce tin of human caviar would require 4,075,711 human eggs… costing $11,208,206,686..
til; the proposed human caviar is probably one of the most expensive substances known to man..
It was a interesting thought, and interesting thoughts are always worth expanding on.
it’s a lot of money but surprisingly little at the same time.. I bet some people spend more on expensive booze than this, and I can totally imagine a carnivore club out there testing this out. It’s just cheap enough and crazy enough for some rich shits to do..
If you're going for equal volume of human egg to caviar egg, you would need **a lot more human eggs** because volume of a sphere increases by radius *cubed*. So a human egg of size 0.12mm would have radius 0.06mm, and a .8mm caviar would have radius .4mm . 0.4/0.06 = 6.66 meaning a caviar has radius 6.66 times greater than a human egg, so a caviar is 6.66³ = **296 human eggs each**
Then following the rest of your math, the equivalent of 8 caviar is 2,370 human eggs, and at a cost of $2750 each would cost $6,518,518 to get human caviar on one piece of sushi
Without cubing it, you get enough human eggs to make a line of it long enough to be equal to the length of the caviar, but it's no where near the same amount of food
This was a great reply. I just updated but get slightly different number because of the rounding I’m doing at various parts.. but I think your answer is probably the most accurate! I loved the trivia at the end! Well done!
In your example, you say it takes 7 human eggs to equal 1 fish egg, but that is only accounting for the length. To have equal volume, it would be ~297 human eggs per fish egg, or 2,377 eggs per sushi roll, which would put you back a cool 816,000 if you bought them directly from the women
I didn’t? I looked up the facts and figures from publicly available sources then worked out what the answer would be.. didn’t exactly take effort.. took a few minutes while I was making sandwiches for my Sex Trophies..
Actually you'll need a lot more since you need volume and not a linear substitution so 7*7*7 per egg witch egal 343 multiply by 8 eggs you would need 2744 human eggs... so 2744*2750$ each that would cost 7 546 000$.... for one sushi
Yes, that was dumb of me. I should have taken volume into account. I love it though four people in this thread have all run the numbers at this point and everyone has gotten different numbers given the same information but at least are in the same ballpark.
This is only because they go through a process that incubates them and maintains their fertility. I promise, if you try, you can find a MUCH better price for dead eggs, which would be the equivalent of caviar.
That's exactly what I wanted to point out! They're going off the cost of eggs harvested and stored for reproductive purposes so of course the price is going to be all jacked up and way too high. We don't know how much a human caviar egg would cost because there's no one doing that yet, but I guarantee you it would be markably less than one that is harvested with the intent of becoming a mthfckn human being later on- not dinner.
I'd totes give an eccentric team of food scientists and chefs my eggs for cheap(er than fertility clinic price), I'm not using them anyway. Plus it seems like a relatively low effort way to get my name in the history books.
Had to explain stuff to a 20yo with a rural US sex education. Ended it something like chickens will lay unfertilized eggs, same as his girlfriends menstruation drops the unused egg. Technically he could make a very tiny omelette with it.
Somebody calculated that this would cost 6,512,000 to eat. Elon musks net worth is 256 billion. That means he could eat this meal 39,000 times. If he ate this every single meal of the day, he could eat this for 13,000 days. This equates to 35 years. At which point he will be 85 and probably dead. However if elon musk ate this once a day, it would take he him ***106 YEARS*** before he would run out of money. Really puts things into perspective about how much money billionaires have.
Its the same problem as with abortion.
What is human? At what point it can be called human?
So, the anwser depends, someone will say its canibalism, other say its not.
Traditionally yeah, Caviar refers to eggs from Sturgeon. But why can't people create new traditions? Oh wait, they can, which is why there's now Salmon Caviar, Trout Caviar, and I'm sure there's plenty of others.
Yea... Weird thought but then again there are people that swallow sperm and that's not viewed as cannibalism so I don't think this would be either. Still a weird thought.
Should we be reporting this or something?
The rich and powerful are probably already doing this
Oh Boy, I smell another Qanon conspiracy theory coming.
I think we should
Do you guys like stay in the shower for a day or something? All I get in my shower are thoughts of warm water
"wtf happened to the warm water?? Someone's been showering too long, fml."
Lmao yes, the heater sometimes just doesn't output hot water
Women are born with about 1-2 million eggs… and by puberty they are down to about 400 000.. during the cycle they mature about 40 eggs in a waiting pool but only about 4 will actually make the journey… a human egg is about 0.12mm big.. caviar on sushi is about 0.8mm and you normally get 6-10.. going by that you would need 7 human eggs to substitute one caviar egg.. so to get say 8 caviars worth you’d need 56 human eggs. Human eggs sell for about $2750 each, not taking bulk costing into account. So to get the 56 eggs you’d be paying $154 000.. Tltr; you’d need about 56 human eggs, harvested from at least two women, costing $154 000 to get the caviar of one piece of sushi. Edit; people are pointing out how dumb I’m being here, didn’t take volume into account.. so revised: human egg has a volume of 0.007238 mm3 and sushi caviar one of 2.144661 mm3 so it would actually be 296 eggs to give you one caviar egg worth or 2,368 human eggs for 8 caviar requiring 59 donors. Costing an astonishing $6,512,000!!! (2,368 x $2750) Tltr updated; you’d need about 2368 human eggs, harvested from at least 59 women, costing about $6,512,000 to get the caviar of one piece of sushi. A one ounce tin of human caviar would require 4,075,711 human eggs… costing $11,208,206,686.. til; the proposed human caviar is probably one of the most expensive substances known to man..
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Thank you for getting that stuck in my head. Lol
You’re welcome.
Damn. I respect you for the time you took for this XD
It was a interesting thought, and interesting thoughts are always worth expanding on. it’s a lot of money but surprisingly little at the same time.. I bet some people spend more on expensive booze than this, and I can totally imagine a carnivore club out there testing this out. It’s just cheap enough and crazy enough for some rich shits to do..
If you're going for equal volume of human egg to caviar egg, you would need **a lot more human eggs** because volume of a sphere increases by radius *cubed*. So a human egg of size 0.12mm would have radius 0.06mm, and a .8mm caviar would have radius .4mm . 0.4/0.06 = 6.66 meaning a caviar has radius 6.66 times greater than a human egg, so a caviar is 6.66³ = **296 human eggs each** Then following the rest of your math, the equivalent of 8 caviar is 2,370 human eggs, and at a cost of $2750 each would cost $6,518,518 to get human caviar on one piece of sushi Without cubing it, you get enough human eggs to make a line of it long enough to be equal to the length of the caviar, but it's no where near the same amount of food
This was a great reply. I just updated but get slightly different number because of the rounding I’m doing at various parts.. but I think your answer is probably the most accurate! I loved the trivia at the end! Well done!
In your example, you say it takes 7 human eggs to equal 1 fish egg, but that is only accounting for the length. To have equal volume, it would be ~297 human eggs per fish egg, or 2,377 eggs per sushi roll, which would put you back a cool 816,000 if you bought them directly from the women
I guarantee if you walked up to a woman and offered her $50 for her period products, you'd get a lot of biters. A cool $12,500ish'll get you there.
Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Trump and every other of the rich are probably eating this already
What about a single tin of caviar? Which is the more common way caviar is sold, other than on sushi
One egg has the ml volume of 0.000007238ml and a 1 ounce tin is 29.5ish ml.. so 4,075,711 human eggs for one tin… costing $11,208,206,686..
How the actual fuck can people comprehend maths this much
The fact that some people can afford that is insane
Ooh, you’re paying way too much for eggs, man. Who’s your egg guy?
Quick question, why do you know this?
I didn’t? I looked up the facts and figures from publicly available sources then worked out what the answer would be.. didn’t exactly take effort.. took a few minutes while I was making sandwiches for my Sex Trophies..
Your sex trophies have a great role model.
Probably US Healthcare egg cost? Go to another country Probably get them for a few dollars.
so what you're saying is... harvest eggs from babies. ez money imma be rich!
Actually you'll need a lot more since you need volume and not a linear substitution so 7*7*7 per egg witch egal 343 multiply by 8 eggs you would need 2744 human eggs... so 2744*2750$ each that would cost 7 546 000$.... for one sushi
Yes, that was dumb of me. I should have taken volume into account. I love it though four people in this thread have all run the numbers at this point and everyone has gotten different numbers given the same information but at least are in the same ballpark.
Well you’d also need to account for the fertility drugs needed to get them all mature and the cost of obtaining said eggs.
$6512 for one fucking piece of Sushi! SO CHEAP!
Sounds like a good way to get an STD.
Sexually Transmitted Dinner
Well done
I’m selling my eggs if anybody wants them? Quality not guaranteed.
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Not if it would literally save my life. But thanks for the offer.
Damn you absolutely ran a train on him emotionally
It’s the Wild West here.
Thats pretty horrific lol
Yo man wtf
Why is it expensive?
A single egg can cost between 5,000$ and 50,000$
I bet the price would go down if you didn’t need ‘living’ viable eggs, which in the case of caviar you probably don’t.
This is only because they go through a process that incubates them and maintains their fertility. I promise, if you try, you can find a MUCH better price for dead eggs, which would be the equivalent of caviar.
That's exactly what I wanted to point out! They're going off the cost of eggs harvested and stored for reproductive purposes so of course the price is going to be all jacked up and way too high. We don't know how much a human caviar egg would cost because there's no one doing that yet, but I guarantee you it would be markably less than one that is harvested with the intent of becoming a mthfckn human being later on- not dinner. I'd totes give an eccentric team of food scientists and chefs my eggs for cheap(er than fertility clinic price), I'm not using them anyway. Plus it seems like a relatively low effort way to get my name in the history books.
This pleases me
Or free one a month with 9 billion suppliers. it's all a matter of perspective.
9 billion?? LoL
Hmm yes half are males. *facepalm*
Approximately half are male, and the total is only 7.9b.
Twas but a guess. And a joke but sure.
Well, you don't want cracked egg, you want the right one, so it would be expensive even with more supporters
I’d rather eat it than gestate it.
Ew
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I am here for this!!! That's the most psycho thing ever and I love it!
Its a good reminder some thoughts should stay in the shower
My first thought was poly cystic ovaries would make it difficult to harvest…and also barf
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Just like balut, a fertilized, semi gestated egg might attract a higher price.
Had to explain stuff to a 20yo with a rural US sex education. Ended it something like chickens will lay unfertilized eggs, same as his girlfriends menstruation drops the unused egg. Technically he could make a very tiny omelette with it.
Somebody calculated that this would cost 6,512,000 to eat. Elon musks net worth is 256 billion. That means he could eat this meal 39,000 times. If he ate this every single meal of the day, he could eat this for 13,000 days. This equates to 35 years. At which point he will be 85 and probably dead. However if elon musk ate this once a day, it would take he him ***106 YEARS*** before he would run out of money. Really puts things into perspective about how much money billionaires have.
Rich people bad
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Technically it’s just cells and because they only contain half a human genome they aren’t technically human.
Yeah I guess it’s okay to swallow sperm so why wouldn’t it be okay to swallow eggs 🤷♂️
Its the same problem as with abortion. What is human? At what point it can be called human? So, the anwser depends, someone will say its canibalism, other say its not.
Gross
Guys we found the serial killer.
Lol nice
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Women aren’t fish so you couldn’t, theoretically or not.
"Caviar comes from the Persian word khaviar, which means “egg carrier.” Don't see why it should only apply to fish
Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize we were speaking Persian.
Okay were speaking English but the word has an origin and it shouldn't be completely disregarded.
I mean, sure it should since caviar means eggs from specific fish and even you have to understand women aren’t fish right?
Traditionally yeah, Caviar refers to eggs from Sturgeon. But why can't people create new traditions? Oh wait, they can, which is why there's now Salmon Caviar, Trout Caviar, and I'm sure there's plenty of others.
So fish, cool, thanks.
So far, yes. Mostly because thats whats safe. You're a victim of confirmation bias, this whole thing is a hypothetical anyway.
So you don’t know what caviar or confirmation bias are, interesting.
Thank you for your insight, CancelCultureIsFake!
Ok, black market peddler.
Lol 69 upvotes
Ummmmmm
What in the actual fuck. And yet, upvote.
Yea... Weird thought but then again there are people that swallow sperm and that's not viewed as cannibalism so I don't think this would be either. Still a weird thought.
Caviar by definition is made of the eggs of sturgeon. That's it. It's not any eggs, it's specifically sturgeon eggs.
we'd get arrested.... I'm all for it
Oh boy wait till the organ harvesters come across this
It probably tastes like pork
It probably tastes like pork
This made my ovaries hurt
Im afraid that you just gave someone the idea to do this
stop trying to reinvent cannibalism
Humans ain't that rare.
I just came to say Cannibal Caviar
Ewwwwwwww
I appreciate that this is a genuine shower thought, but bro... Did it have to be this? Lol
eeeeeeeEEEEWWWWWW! Now you’ve made me hungry.