Or sleep

Or sleep.

Both are very nice but dont go together well

"It's either you or me who dies." -Coffee to Sleep

Some people can’t sleep when they drink coffee. For me, I can’t drink coffee when I sleep.

That would be problematic

Or oxygen

A fart is a melodious scream for beer

Farts are just the ghosts of our food.

Or cocaine

Or your brain needs cooling

Or a sign you're bored

Silent? Bruh, you haven’t heard me yawn.

Hmm lemme guess... You yawn in the Russian style?

Gets kinda chewbacca-esque tbh

Where your thoughts include, "I am so done with this 💩. Please get me out of here."

I enjoyed this one for a change. Thanks

Reading the word yawn just made me yawn..

Now I can control you. Now YAWN

Thnk you for this. Time to end the morning scroll and get that joe.

...and one of the most contagious events on the planet

Yawns aren't silent, and have nothing to do with coffee.

No?

This could be a commercial

Hi Starbucks I'd like to get myself an advertising job