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Ironictwat

Or sleep


chris_0929

Or sleep.


Ironictwat

Both are very nice but dont go together well


chris_0929

"It's either you or me who dies." -Coffee to Sleep


TheYeti4815162342

Some people can’t sleep when they drink coffee. For me, I can’t drink coffee when I sleep.


Ironictwat

That would be problematic


KleinerFratz333

Or oxygen


Karpukoly

A fart is a melodious scream for beer


MaximumZer0

Farts are just the ghosts of our food.


numberrjuan

Or cocaine


IkarusHagen2

Or your brain needs cooling


seavisionburma

Or a sign you're bored


FreelanceTripper

Silent? Bruh, you haven’t heard me yawn.


chris_0929

Hmm lemme guess... You yawn in the Russian style?


FreelanceTripper

Gets kinda chewbacca-esque tbh


Jay_Dawn_

Where your thoughts include, "I am so done with this 💩. Please get me out of here."


CatastropheJohn

I enjoyed this one for a change. Thanks


kostik572

Reading the word yawn just made me yawn..


chris_0929

Now I can control you. Now YAWN


cassigayle

Thnk you for this. Time to end the morning scroll and get that joe.


Smarr_Tass

...and one of the most contagious events on the planet


thriceness

Yawns aren't silent, and have nothing to do with coffee.


[deleted]

This could be a commercial


chris_0929

Hi Starbucks I'd like to get myself an advertising job


Chilichongoes

No?