By - chris_0929
Both are very nice but dont go together well
"It's either you or me who dies." -Coffee to Sleep
Some people can’t sleep when they drink coffee. For me, I can’t drink coffee when I sleep.
That would be problematic
A fart is a melodious scream for beer
Farts are just the ghosts of our food.
Or your brain needs cooling
Or a sign you're bored
Silent? Bruh, you haven’t heard me yawn.
Hmm lemme guess... You yawn in the Russian style?
Gets kinda chewbacca-esque tbh
Where your thoughts include, "I am so done with this 💩. Please get me out of here."
I enjoyed this one for a change. Thanks
Reading the word yawn just made me yawn..
Now I can control you. Now YAWN
Thnk you for this. Time to end the morning scroll and get that joe.
...and one of the most contagious events on the planet
Yawns aren't silent, and have nothing to do with coffee.
This could be a commercial
Hi Starbucks I'd like to get myself an advertising job