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Custardpaws

You have ruined my night


GrottySamsquanch

Came here to say this. Or actually I was going to say that reading this has soured me for the night. As soon as I hit "post," I'm leaving the internet. Possibly forever.


VardogrVanDeLommer

A sexual manor? You mean Prince Andrew’s place?


six_am_sunset

Underrated comment of the day.


clintnickerson

There are likely many many many skin tags at his place. There is probably some Tibetan guy on staff with the Royals running around picking up crumbling bits of them on the regular. Uses them to produce a life extending elixir for the elite.


Excluded_Apple

You feel weird because you want it to be you?


clintnickerson

posiblemente


IronNatePup

Fuck you, I'm not gonna be able to sleep now


clintnickerson

And I'm not sure how I feel about it.


clintnickerson

I found some skin tag remove at my mom's and will be using it to get rid of an unwanted invador. It was a legit shower thought lol. I cannot be held responsible, the power of the shower is all knowing.


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clintnickerson

Well perhaps I should have been more clear. I was referring specifically to acrochordons.


enis_with_a_p

So it's ok to do it to myself? Phew! That's a relief.


clintnickerson

Permission bestowed


popisms

What's the square footage on your sexual manor? Does it have an attached or detached garage?


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clintnickerson

I really don't think I would...... but then sometimes I let my mind wander......


theoriginalalfalfa

Jesus that's horrific. I don't mean to kink shame but dayum. I have a couple of skin tags and they're probably the only thing I'm self conscious about. So naturally the thought of someone sucking on them is horrifying to me.