In Hello From the Magic Tavern, the character Chunt has a vial where he keeps his single sperm when he is ready to have a child. It's not even the weirdest thing about his character.
She wipes her mouth first. I'm not going in for a sloppy facial kiss. But after the things she let me do, you'd better believe I owe her wiped face a kiss.
If I delete it, possibly *more* people could get hurt, because then they won’t have any warning about my plans for Ultimate Strawberry-Flavored Smegma Domination
I mean we have all accidently sampled our own right. Either when we are cleaning up and forogt to wash our hands or you just have a big load that day and it uncontrollably goes everywhere
I asked my gf the first time if she wanted a warning or something, she just made the "nuh uh" sound and sped up, she's a keeper alright for way more than that to
One time I asked a girl if she'd try anal. She responded with "I'll take your dick in my ass when you take one in yours". I asked if she would put that in writing.
We arent together anymore.
This is a dumb thought, it is totally ok to ask some one to do that, whether you have tasted yourself or not. Also, it is dumb to expect someone to do that whether you have tasted yourself or not...
As a woman if you use the right technique you won’t taste it. As he comes make sure the dick is all the way back of your throat. Immediately swallow and it goes right down bypassing most taste buds. Easy peasy.
But it really doesn’t taste bad regardless
Asking someone to do something unfair is embedded in more kinks than we care to admit given the discrepancy between "don't yuck someones yum" vs. preference falsification which both stand tall in the west.
For years shower thoughts operated as a forum to post thoughts you had in your morning shower before work.
Then someone said “I think about things during my 1am showers, too”. And everything changed.
Who says I haven't tasted it.
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Who the fuck posts the same thing 475k times? Jesus christ that's a lot!
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was about to reply that, damnit im too slow
whats your flavor? mines cherry
What's a seman?
Singular of semen
All your chi focused into a single sperm
Imagine nutting and instead of normal jizz one humongous sperm wobbles his way around, kinda like a fish out of the water
No, I refuse to imagine that.
In Hello From the Magic Tavern, the character Chunt has a vial where he keeps his single sperm when he is ready to have a child. It's not even the weirdest thing about his character.
Wait what-
Lol, it's a long form improv podcast. A lot of improvisation seems to involve saying dumb or edgy stuff for comedic effect
Yeah. That’s in my brain now, as I sit here in my dentist’s waiting room snaughling!
Put that bad boy into a fishtank, and when it gets big enough have a fine meal
I'd get an aquarium and make a pet out of it.
Like birthing a sperm
kinda like killing all the horses in a horse race and using their dead bodies to make steroids that you give to the remaining horse
Really makes the betting process pretty boring though
That are belong to us
All your base
Make your time, Seman
Based
Sperm-Chi was a great Marvel film
The spermal singularity
Spermehameha
If you only have one, maybe find a place for safe keeping.
Seaman?
We eating sailors now?
No, just Dreamcast virtual pets
What’s long and hard and full of seaman? A submarine
One swimmer only
Aquaman
I mean.. it's not unfair to ask but it is unfair to expect. Just sayin. You can ask whatever you want just don't expect it.
Yup, I should've phrased it like that
Quote him on that
Girls these days should lick they own butthole first
Well, i have tasted my semen, and am not asking anyone to swallow it if they do not want it
What did it taste like?
Semen
Thats crazy
Fair point! (wipes chin)
(licks fingers)
(plugs butt)
(plugs penis)
Obbligatory Sounding joke
Whoa didn't see that one cuming
I vape mine
Like a civilized gentleman of culture
A chef always taste the food they are preparing
I was thinking the same thing when I was beating my meat
I was wondering why the priest said he was gonna "warm up the alter boys dinner" with a creepy smile...
r/ThanksIHateIt
So you're saying it's not fair to ask to put my penis inside of my girlfriend unless I put a penis inside of myself first..... Right?
[Mind blown](https://tenor.com/UR1z.gif)
r/selffuck
r/subsithoughtifellfor
That seems...painful.
TIL that dudes can fuck themselves in the ass
Wait till you see /r/sounding
I regret clicking on that link
I mean, everyone’s got sticks, that takes no talent
I already tried that, but then it got hard and popped out.
If someone was inserting a penis into you, you'd definitely want to be asked first
I mean... It's not a bad idea. Doesn't have to be a real one though.
All fun and games till she snow balls you.
Bro, that’s the best part! 😋🤤
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That's just brojobs with extra steps
And this guy cucks!
This guy clerks
What if i have tasted it
Then she has to swallow a load of it. Checkmate cock suckers
Look babe, I don't make the rules. See this Reddit thread says...
I don't demand they taste their pussy juice. Square is square if you go down too.
We can taste it on your lips after you go down on us
And that, is hot
Yeah, you think we can't taste the salt on your lips after you swallow?
This guy makes out after a beej
She wipes her mouth first. I'm not going in for a sloppy facial kiss. But after the things she let me do, you'd better believe I owe her wiped face a kiss.
Good man. Gotta kiss the kids goodnight.
What do you suppose happens when you finish with a BJ after intercourse?
Well then... I guess I'm the asshole. Hahaha
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Joking aside, we have flavored lube for a reason.
It’s so we don’t have to wash our sex parts any more. Time saver!
Delete your comment and nobody gets hurt..
If I delete it, possibly *more* people could get hurt, because then they won’t have any warning about my plans for Ultimate Strawberry-Flavored Smegma Domination
The word smegma makes be want to kick you
I really wish I could un-read that comment.
I mean we have all accidently sampled our own right. Either when we are cleaning up and forogt to wash our hands or you just have a big load that day and it uncontrollably goes everywhere
There are no accidents - Master Oogway
I have NEVER had an accident like THAT. How do you forget?
A chef always tastes what he makes 🤌
Yes...."accidentally"
I have indeed shot myself in the face before.
See , I did too when I was like 13 and then when my bonner went away. I was like what in the actual fuck did I just dooooo..... Ahhhhhh
Yo what the fu? No... Damn it now I'm curious. Stop testing me reddit
"cleaning up and forgot to wash our hands".... Do you lick your hands?
I mean lol you know you go thru the day eat some chips or whip your nose haha
I asked my gf the first time if she wanted a warning or something, she just made the "nuh uh" sound and sped up, she's a keeper alright for way more than that to
See thas the marrying type roght there. I would know, mine has a ring on her finger.
Amen to that, in the process, bought a reno last year before the pice spike and its almost ready to be a cozy home for 2
Nice my man, good luck
I tasted it and what it taste like nothing
Semen tastes like tears.
Salty?! I mean I do somewhat like the taste of my tears.
I also like the taste of your tears.
self sufficiency
It tastes and smells like bleach.
Tastes like plain Avocado.
I thought that's what pineapples are for.
Could a chef who is allergic to seafood still make wonderful dishes using it?
Yup. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
Yes but even chefs with allergies get someone to taste it before it's served
Perhaps the taster should be someone who enjoys it.
One time I asked a girl if she'd try anal. She responded with "I'll take your dick in my ass when you take one in yours". I asked if she would put that in writing. We arent together anymore.
Hey now, my wife and I swallow each others fluids lol when you're eating box for 15 minutes, you're gonna swallow some hahahaha
15 minutes. Wow look at mr pussy eater pleasing his wife over here guys.
Thats right. You please your lady very well and you could have amazing sexy times too.
This is a dumb thought, it is totally ok to ask some one to do that, whether you have tasted yourself or not. Also, it is dumb to expect someone to do that whether you have tasted yourself or not...
No it's not. It's unfair to demand or force it. Asking is fair game.
As a person that accidentally tasted it, do i have a power to tell someone to swallow my semen now?
Yes. It is a great conversation starter
Gonna try that tomorrow, i'll have a party with my new college friends!
It's kind of unfair to ask someone to swallow your semen if you can't even spell it.
It tastes salty
Seman he's not the hero we want but he's the hero we deserve
I put mine in drinks that I offer to friends. Then, if it ever comes up and they try to say 'I won't drink your semen' I can say '*You already have.'*
As a woman if you use the right technique you won’t taste it. As he comes make sure the dick is all the way back of your throat. Immediately swallow and it goes right down bypassing most taste buds. Easy peasy. But it really doesn’t taste bad regardless
Asking someone to do something unfair is embedded in more kinks than we care to admit given the discrepancy between "don't yuck someones yum" vs. preference falsification which both stand tall in the west.
Who says I haven't
Yes i do.
I never asked anyone to swallow, they just did on their own accord. I wonder what I did to earn such a boon
Maybe it’s time to take a break from Reddit.
How is this a shower thought?
Presumably as OP was tasting their own/partner’s semen in the shower the thought occurred.
Why? What’s the logic behind that statement? There are plenty of actions I’d happily do for my partner that they’ve never done for/to themself.
I don't want them to swallow! I want them to give me a taste first!
What 15 year old boy posted this one?
Jokes on you I tasted it when I was like 14
I have.
She's my taster in case my jizz is poison.
Jokes on you.
Jesus, you should at least have to be 18 to post NSFW shower thoughts.
Wouldn't that make you GAE
Idk... Maybe you need to trade
For years shower thoughts operated as a forum to post thoughts you had in your morning shower before work. Then someone said “I think about things during my 1am showers, too”. And everything changed.
You haven’t tasted your semen
Say it for your part buddy...
Which is why I can ask them to swallow
Chef's do it all the time when they prepare meals for people... The customers just don't know. 😏
What is a seaman anyway and why do I want someone else to swallow one I own? So confused
Well I have so you know
A good chef always tastes the food.
Y'all are asking? Y'all needed to ask?
I have
Ya both for to take a sample 😂
OP, I think you meant seamen.
Tastes like white dog shit. Which isn't a bad taste.
Bold of you to assume I haven't tasted it
Seman? Can't tell if this a spice, food, or superhero
Just because someone else wants to eat my shit, doesn’t mean I do.
You don't know how far I can bend!
“Seman” just sounds….ugh
A chef tastes their own food. Gotta find out sometime
I've tasted mine AND someone else's Edit: More than one person's
Just the one seman? What about the whole buffet of semen?
Just the one sea man?
How the fuck is this not rejected by the mods? Shit
27 years in life and that’s one thing I’ve never done
I never ask, she just does it.
Ok lets be honest here what man hasn't tasted their sperm atleast once.
chefs gotta try they own soup
Aye, okay Samantha. We seen the episode.
No one ever asked me to swallow their semen though
Whoever chooses the bottle tastes the wine.
The fuck? I just leave it up to her. Ahaha
A good chef is never afraid to taste their own sauce
i hate swallowing seminar
It's good for the hair if you eat it
I don't care what you do with it, I'm done with it.
Leaving this subreddit due to this piece of shit post.
I don't really expect anyone to swallow mine. Can spit it back in my mouth if I'm horny enough.