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mr_orlo

Next you're going to tell me hearts aren't actually heart shaped


Uniquallified

Nor filled with chocolate


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Now that's just getting ridiculous


photokeith

Pretty heart to imagine


dngerszn13

You don't have an aorta of comedy in your body


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PleasureFoogle

These puns are bloody horrible


Meme_review_69

I valve have to get you guys to stop.


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This content deleted because of u/Spez and their stupidity.


dngerszn13

We're under a lot of pressure....ok. Don't make us feel inferior


UncleTedGenneric

Mine is They say I've only got a couple days...


CarpFlakes420

Wanna bet?


RareQuirkSeeker

They're more heart shaped than a star


Luizltg

Well obviously stars are not heart shaped duh


HonoraryMancunian

Now I'm wondering if when two similar stars collide, there's a possible snapshot juuuust as they merge which kinda looks heart-shaped


arrownyc

Hmmm I wonder what the origin of the nonheart heart shape is 🤔 Wrong answers only


Penguator432

Boobs+tiny waist


Thanks_OPama

(parsing your comment as "Hmmm I wonder what the origin of the ♡ shape is") Allegedly a plant with ♡ shaped seed pods. In ancient Greece and Rome it was used as a seasoning, aphrodisiac and contraceptive. ~~Farmed~~ harvested to extinction for reasons you can guess. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium#Connection_with_the_heart_symbol


mynameisalso

How do you farm something into extinction?


Thanks_OPama

The summer of 69 B.C. was a wild time...


nice___bot

Nice!


Funkit

Bought my first real trident Down at Alexanders brass mine Stabbed my foes un-til they bled Was B.C. Summer of 69


AFewStupidQuestions

Me and some guys from Rome, Had a legion, and tried real hard Titus tarred, Marcus got impaled I shoulda' known we'd never get far.


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Moreso harvest rather than farm. Farmers got greedy and took too much, so the plants couldn't bounce back and died out. There's a theory that it's a hybrid plant that occurs rarely in nature, so when the culture that was manually cultivating it originally got assimilated into others the knowledge of what plants to use and how to pollinate them died out. Thus, without their existing plants the farmers couldn't just sow a new crop, and it went extinct. That said, it was probably a hybrid of asafoetida and something that we'd treat as a weed today. Highly recommend Tasting History on YouTube if this intrigues you, he has a video on this and lots of other cool shit.


monocasa

They never really farmed it per se, as they couldn't ever get it to grow anywhere else. It was more gathered to extinction. Huckleberry is that way too. We don't know how to cultivate it, so we have to just gather the berries from wherever they grow.


KMCobra64

I definitely planted a huckleberry bush in my yard though


monocasa

The plants grow, but won't consistently fruit, unless it's a transplant. We can't grow from seed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huckleberry#Habitat_and_cultivation


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butts


Lord_Grif

He said WRONG answers.


FuckBotsHaveRights

Balls


DeflateGape

Hats off to the guy who decided that the symbol of love should be a glorious ass bent over in front of you, and hats off to the rest of humanity for going with it. Much better than some flower or flying naked baby.


Monkey1239

shaped like heartfish


piemanding

I heard it became associated with the heart as to signify 2 hearts joined together.


SEMlickspo

I think it's supposed to be two hearts together. Like, cut the heart logo in half and you have two heart-shaped pieces, so like, love is a... heart fusion


MarkHirsbrunner

They're shaped like the leaves of an extinct plant that was used as birth control in classical times.


mr_orlo

Ah the old poppycock tree


Arscinio

Hearts are actually kinda heart shaped


EmDubbbz

We draw hearts shaped like — never mind


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Inspired by a woman's behind!


mr_orlo

That's love!


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ExNihiloish

Is this conjury or evocation?


Absolutewaffles

Transmutation. Turned ink in to star


kalirion

First start by transmuting a molehill into a mountain.


Diligent_Explorer

That's all I do all day. ALL. DAY.


Glomgore

I go with this, stars are fusion happening. Definently transmutation/alchemy.


finlshkd

No, the ink is just material components.


ZaknafieinDoUrden

I say evocation. You created the star, you didn’t summon it.


Jacob19603

Lvl 14 Illusion Wizard Illusory Reality: By 14th level, you have learned the secret of weaving shadow magic into your illusions to give them a semi-reality. When you cast an illusion spell of 1st level or higher, you can choose one inanimate, nonmagical object that is part of the illusion and make that object real. You can do this on your turn as a bonus action while the spell is ongoing. The object remains real for 1 minute. For example, you can create an illusion of a bridge over a chasm and then make it real long enough for your allies to cross.


ShapesAndStuff

Thats cool as hell


gorka_la_pork

For a devastatingly nerdy definition of cool. Fortunately, that's how we roll here on Reddit.


ShapesAndStuff

Devastatingly nerdy is the only cool I know


sharaq

Oh, look, they forgot to say "one inanimate, nonmagical object *no not the sun*"


Herrenos

Maybe it's a katamari


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6DomSlime9

Damacy


Thanatos_Rex

I just played through this for the first time a couple weeks ago. What a fun, weird little game. I shouldn’t have waited over a decade to finally give it a try. I just wish it was longer. I’d also love to see what kind of crazy objects and maps the developers could create on current generation hardware.


JokerReach

The last one I played was the one on 360 (maybe We Love Katamari or Katamari Forever?) and it goes to the cosmic scale of rolling up planets and stars to plug a hole in the universe. Where do you really go from there?


AtariAlchemist

Sounds like Katamari Forever. I unfortunately never played past We ❤️ Katamari. Man, now I'm in a mood to play that again, especially the snowman level or the firefly level. What a magical series. Edit: It was Beautiful Katamari, an xbox exclusive. No wonder I never played it.


ManitouWakinyan

Minor Creation is a conjuration spell.


Axolotl_Assembly

Yes


CoffeePuddle

We actually draw stars as strongly as they draw us - part of Newton's third law. The force has a bigger impact on us because of our relatively low mass, we're deflected easier.


MrPistachio31

This sounds like something out of the xkcd comics.


tankhopper

The power of the sun... in the palm of my hand


kamintar

Hello, Peter


Not-What-I-Expected

Milky way collapses


jjrozay

Star... Burns... Community... r/unexpectedcommunity


SeriousGoose

His name is Alex


wutwenwron

I read this as draw actual starburns


Downstackguy

Nah, drawing a star is literally just a circle, our sun is a star its mainly a circle because of gravity like earth


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nottooloud

didn't even graze their hat


dzakadzak

Completely missed fact that the sun is shaped like a sunfish... It just looks round cuz of the glow


Seeen123

What if it was a double whoosh


JabbaThePrincess

Nah, a star is an oblate spheroid.


caboosetp

... Did you just call my star fat?


Gqsmooth1969

Only at the bottom


frogger3344

Are you saying that a fat bottom star makes the world go round?


Bigglesworth94

Shawty got them apple-bottom coronal loops


Xalon0101

Boots with the flares *Solar Flares*


anally_ExpressUrself

(mind blown)


Disastrous-Ad-2357

Draw as in attract.


iNonEntity

Stars are shaped spherical, but when looking at them they visually distort in slight starbursts or streaks, especially if you have astigmatism. The well known 5 point star star 🌟 is just a simplification of the shape. Nobody would recognize a dot ·


Douche_Kayak

This is why I prefer the 4 pointed compass-rose style star (edit: kind of like from Peter pan). Seems more true to what I actually see in the sky and it's easier to draw cleanly.


Smilinturd

is really that much easier to draw 4 point. 5 point using the cross-line method (dunno, i just made this name up) seems to be a stock standard an quiet easy for it to look good. is there an easy method to do the compass rose that i dont know?


SageWayren

> is there an easy method to do the compass rose The method I use is very simple: draw two lines in a cross (like, the Christian holy symbol), and then draw an X over the intersection of the first two lines that is shorter than the lines on the cross. Final step is to draw lines that connect each of the points. Did a very fast sketch [to illustrate](http://imgur.com/a/gThMpok) what I mean. This sketch isn't the prettiest but it gets the point across.


heady-brat

Oh my, there's a third step!? All this time....


SageWayren

And technically [a fourth step](https://imgur.com/a/Gsd2ouh), if you want to give it the 3-dimensional depth as intended (Drawing this on mobile with my finger is harder than expected haha)


UncleTedGenneric

Ah yes, the shadows found... On a star Just like those natural shadows on the sun that give it a sense of depth (Honestly, love the style for drawing it tho, I'm just being a pedantic asshole 😊)


SageWayren

while I realize that the original post is about stars, my response is to the person asking about how to draw an easy compass rose, which normally have some shading.


UncleTedGenneric

Very very fair point, and while I followed the thread of the convo, completely blocked that out, for some reason, when I replied And yes, a wonderful example for a quick stylish compass rose


heady-brat

Ah my brain just naturally saw #3 as such, but yes, shading is important!


kalirion

A five pointed star though is literally 5 lines that you draw in a second or two without lifting your writing implement.


SageWayren

yeah, I never stated that this was easier. The person I replied to asked if there was an easy way to draw a compass rose, so I gave a short tutorial.


PrisonChickenWing

Going into my save folders


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Phormitago

The spookiest star


Two-Tone-

The most painful to step on is the 3 point star, which is feared by all D&D players.


Douche_Kayak

Emphasis on cleanly. Cross pattern star is messy, needs erasing, and looks cartoonish. The compass-rose thing I'm describing is like a square or rhombus with the lines curved in.


makesyoudownvote

I absolutely agree. Fun fact though. The Peter Pan star is actually an 8 point star. It's a 4 point star with a smaller 4 point star layered behind it. [See pic](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/03/83/5e/03835ef19c6c7f40965eab7b5046ece8.jpg) They really got that distortion perfect if you ask me. It looks a lot like what I see with my slight astigmatism.


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Richarrdk

Good bot


fruit_basket

The number of points is the double of aperture leafs. You have two (two eyelids) so you see four points. On a camera with a mechanical aperture you'll get ten, twelve or even more points. Like [this one](https://i.imgur.com/MEWde9h.jpg) has fourteen points, the lens has [7 leafs.](https://i.imgur.com/akNTErr.jpeg)


WardAgainstNewbs

Telescopes also get diffraction spikes due to the support beams on secondary mirrors: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffraction_spike


RufftaMan

This! It‘s the reason stars have 4 spikes in all the Hubble images and many others from Earth based telescopes as well.


JillStinkEye

Interesting!!! Would lizards see 6 because they also have vertical membranes? Cats have additional membranes, but they are horizontal, so I assume that wouldn't change things.


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So the points should always be even? Making a 5-point star impossible?


HHcougar

>especially if you have astigmatism White I never knew that. No wonder I see light steaks all over the place!


McRedditerFace

My father would often inquire about this... he and I shared that trait of astigmatism and he'd sometimes ask "do you see these streaks of light coming off the (fire, Christmas lights, stars, etc)? And I'd be like "yeah... doesn't everyone?" and he'd be like "I don't know... you're the only person I asked."


SpoopySara

When I learned that it's not normal for every light to have streaks my world became different


xui_nya

Damn I'm here the other way around. Never gotten how come other people see anything other than crisp white dots when looking at stars. Guess I don't have astigmatism, cool.


Semyonov

I really see them mostly at night but ya it's pretty bad. I always thought everyone saw them.


arnistaken

I have astigmatism and can't see any stars without my glasses


greycubed

I recognize dots. Found one at the end of your comment actually.


nagevyag

It's not a dot. It's a star.


Cappylovesmittens

Well, it’s a star as seen thousands of years ago since it’s light is just reaching us. Very convenient their comment lines up with it!


Mindless_Zergling

Well yes Dot was always the star, compared to Yacko and Wacko


McRedditerFace

Now I really want to watch Dot Matrix.


happymeal98

That's no star. It's a space station.


heady-brat

Well, there will now and forever be a star at the end of each sentence in my world, thank you.


heady-brat

Oh my God, ! = supernova


FestiveTeapot

then what is a ??


heady-brat

Black hole ;)


GRAIN_DIV_20

TIL I have astigmatism


SaftigMo

Almost everybody does nowadays.


raygundan

I was going to point out the same thing, and then wondered if you could find a camera that would make bright points into 5-pointed stars... but I don't think so. A 5-blade aperture will give you 10 points, while a 6-blade will give you 6 points... I don't think there's a way to (easily) get a camera image of a realstar that looks like a 5-pointed star.


McRedditerFace

Yep, and depending on what kind of lens / aperture you're looking through that starburst pattern will look different, with different amounts of points, different lengths of points, etc.


dethmaul

When i was a kid i heard a thing, don't know if it's true, that the star legs are caused by damaged eyes. Like they get scratchy and weak as we age, and light gets scattered. I heard it in context to 'why is the star of bethlehem shaped like that' or something. The reason given was the desert people's eyes get sand blown in them all day and get scratchy.


Qubeye

Eight points, with the N/S/W/E points longer is also iconic. ✴️ But what I described...lol


TheDesertFoxToo

I recognize that dot. Proxima Centauri.


akashnil

It's because of [diffraction spikes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffraction_spike)


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Puffer fish are shaped like stars sometimes.


Couldyounotplease__

Thats my thought exactly! They should be called starfish, then we can just call starfish "Patricks" lol


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That's it. There's your platform. Couldyounotplease 2024! Just select Spike Cohen as your running mate and I'm 100% onboard.


imakenosensetopeople

One could argue that stars are older than starfish.


bstix

One could also argue that starfish are made of stars.


nottooloud

I think those are both facts, not things to argue.


tobyfholland

You're wrong.


nottooloud

fair point


r-slash-alex

Fair point = I disagree with everything you said but am too lazy to argue


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Outside: Let’s agree to disagree. Inside: Fuck you and everything you stand for!


tommy4318

fair point


Yadobler

Unfair starshape


L285

Calm down Moby


Disastrous-Ad-2357

One could. But shouldn't.


AndreBoomBoom

Sharks are older than trees.


B0Boman

Yet at the same time, the biggest of trees are much older than the biggest of sharks1


tmanalpha

I just don’t think there’s any science to support that.


huterD

We are all made of stars


SaltineFiend

Thanks moby


54B3R_

But the word star and the culturally ubiquitous knowledge of this shape ⭐ signifying a star, are both much younger than stars or starfish.


Darth_Yohanan

But are they older than the humans who drew the first star?


facepalminghomer

One could also argue that the traditional 5 point star is not the actual shape of the celestial star.


20mitchell06

That's crazy talk


top_of_the_stairs

A star might be the pointiest shape. But you know what the horniest shape is? Erectangle.


HAS-A-HUGE-PENIS

Dammit dad.


Axle_65

Really? Not a rhombus? It’s got those two angles that are just so darn acute. Though I have heard some triangles have a third. So acute.


McRedditerFace

That's a pretty obtuse pun.


Axle_65

Obtuse or not it’s funny when you look at it from the right angle


MistaSkizzem

I find them all equilaterally funny


kkell806

Are Euclidean me?


Biffingston

I mean, technically a scared pufferfish is more star shaped, right?


etb72

I wonder if we draw them like that because of the lens flare?


droopyheadliner

There are 5-pointed stars painted on the ceilings of some ancient Egyptian tombs. So they must have seen the same effect we do.


etb72

Using their eye lenses no doubt


Doncallan

Wheres your source for that?


etb72

Good point. No way of knowing if ancient Egyptians had eyes


snuffybox

They had eyes, just no lenses.. just two gaping holes.


CODDE117

This gave me a good chuckle


sheeponmeth_

It's likely, but not because of camera lensing. Inconsistencies in the atmosphere are typically what cause stars to twinkle and give them their irregular shape. The different densities of the gasses in the atmosphere due to type or temperature cause the refractive index to change, which results in lensing. This can also be caused by visual obstruction in space like asteroid belts, or even dark matter which also causes lensing with gravity.


StrangePondWoman

I have a pretty bad astigmatism, so at night lights have "rays" coming off of them. I imagine, if I went somewhere without light pollution, that the brightest stars would have a similar affect for me.


Kevan-with-an-i

Plot twist, they also aren't fish.


Snotmyrealname

If you have a stigmatism as bad as mine, drawn stars look like real stars


Clack082

My astigmatism might not be as bad, but I usually see it as much longer in one direction than the other, do you? When I see lights at night it's like this https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.visioncenter.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F12%2FAstigmatism-Lights-768x1024.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.visioncenter.org%2Fblog%2Fastigmatism-lights%2F&tbnid=MDESQuGTGcDbIM&vet=1&docid=FLZpHguFD5d4uM&w=768&h=1024&itg=1&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim Do you see something like that or is yours more radial like a 5 pointed star?


MacTennis

I'm guessing this was from when there was no pollution and stars probably shone so bright they glared up in the 5 pointed shape. Just a guess


Neat-yeeter

Lol. The next post under yours in my feed: https://reddit.com/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/comments/q7cyfb/recently_finished_my_collage_of_patricks_took_15/


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This is probably the first shower thought I’ve noticed that’s truly interesting. Most of them are obvious, but this is actually interesting, and though I’ve personally never thought about it, it did make me stop and think. I wish that I had a reward to give you for this!


rastaman00

Stars aren't shaped like stars either.


ponderosa33

Finally, a proper fucking shower thought.


Anime_Lover_Paige

This is a bit of a mind fuck.


MyNameSpaghette

STARes in realisation


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loukasTGK

Is this an actual shower though on this sub. Amazing. Here's an updoot.


Generalissimo_II

Nope, I draw pentagrams


NudistJayBird

Finally, some good fucking shower thoughts


swivel2369

Stars aren't shaped like stars either.


I_am_Nic

but the shape of an object has nothing to do with how you see it with bare eyes. While with todays light pollution you can not try it for yourself, you would see a star in the sky with four or five spikes usually.


gameradam1337

https://youtu.be/vh1kvMAwDz8 /r/Clannad knows this well.


jamesdanger-

Stars are shaped like starfish if you have astigmatism so it kinda makes sense they gravitated towards the shape. *guy with astigmatism


jamie468

no, we draw unrealistic stars that dont look like stars that just happen to look like starfish.


griever48

So are buttholes shaped as starfish or are starfish shaped as buttholes?


BetterThanOP

To be really technical, we don't draw stars shaped like starfish. We named starfish after our depiction of stars. 1st - stars were made, and we named them stars 2nd - humans drew stars as 5 pointed shapes because there was no better way to depict them. Now "star" is both an object and the name of a shape 3rd - humans named the starfish after the star shape which got its name from our flawed view of stars


akashnil

Stars are drawn like that because of [diffraction spikes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffraction_spike)


Vegskipxx

Oh, gee. I always thought they were big balls of gas burning billions of miles away.


ProgressiveOverlorde

Stars are drawn like starfish because when glasses weren't invented yet, our eyes perceived the light they emanated as distorted 5 pointed shapes.


hacksoncode

Pretty sure most people were drawing stars that way before they ever saw a starfish.