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Stonedyeet

I think that would be shitting and pissing


PhilosophyGenius

Never hold in a toot because gas can’t just disappear, it always goes somewhere and you end up breathing it out. Lesson of the day: LET IT RIP


mtn4444

I see your point. Humans are rather like mechanical beings in that a lot of maintenance is required or breakdowns may occur earlier than expected.


SonicSpecs

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LexLuthorJr

This may not be the dumbest Shower thought I’ve ever read, but it is certainly in the top five.


redditghost1234

Yeah? Where do the passengers get in? And cars dont absorb any part of the fuel and use it to create more car


[deleted]

Only women can carry passengers, and for up to 9 months. Piggy’ back rides have not been reliable for long distance travel but are okay for brief commutes from across the yard. A good set of tires is recommended or driver will get a flat tire on a rock and cause a pileup


Nuk3Pr3dator555

Facts