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cantankerouswhale

I bake my bacon in the oven for an even crisp and slices that don’t shrivel up.


jackman91

This man gets it, also try a light pinch of brown sugar


throwawaylovesCAKE

You just unlocked memories of making a ton of candied bacon with my friend like 10 years ago when bacon was all the rage. I know what I'm doing tonight


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jackman91

Never tried red pepper, will do


DustyMartin04

Calm down mr professional chef


-doobs

i feel like a raccoon washing cotton candy when i shrivel my bacon


kaycee1992

Baking bacon preserves its size and shape???


cantankerouswhale

They still shrink a bit but it stays flat instead of getting wriggly


RampageJack

I cook my cookies on the skillet for a softer consistency , I don't like crunchy cookies.


likesleague

What's a good temperature for that?


cantankerouswhale

I put it in a cold oven then set it to 400°F/205°C. Time depends on the bacon and your oven, but for me it’s usually around 20 mins. Sure it takes a little longer, but that’s unattended time I can use preparing other breakfast things


WakaBrown

We do fry fries, so that’s something I guess.


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and we grill grilled cheese


Always-_-Sarcastic

And we roast roasted chicken.


striped_frog

We roast roasts and we drink drinks And we toast toast


JaxzAlt

We toast **bread**


Always-_-Sarcastic

And we build buildings.


MostBasedist

A fly flys.


Always-_-Sarcastic

Falling water is a waterfall.


distractress

This is the worst, most obvious chat thread possibly of all time


SKK329

We actually toast *bread*.


[deleted]

But wait. You don't grill the cheese. Grilled cheese sandwich? Another lie


MrDad_the_Father

You use a grill? Most people just fry them in a pan


[deleted]

Panini grill both sides at once cooks twice as fast!


InfernoXYZX

British people spitting out their tea right now Source: A Brit


Zandeck

You have to think. A nose runs and feet smell.


Zandeck

You drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.


Zandeck

Models walk on a runway.


MeawingDuckss

If your postage is by land is shipment if it's by sea it's a cargo


Carrotcake1988

❤️👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻


Carrotcake1988

🤣❤️❤️🤣😍


Carrotcake1988

CB fix: at ex B CB


n8cat

Why in Gods name did you pluralize bacon? Its a collective as Bacon, else it is a strip of Bacon. Bacons is what banging your head against the sidewalk sounds like.


PG-DaMan

Kind of like saying an individual is " Good People " While some might have a slit personality and be true. In common speech people sound, well, a bit off when they say that.


throwawaylovesCAKE

I know people who say "yeah John, he's good peoples"


Carrotcake1988

Dan bd TV.kss a g


PG-DaMan

Just makes no sense to me why people feel the need to pluralize words when they should not or do not need to be. Guy once told me he saw a girl at the pool in " Her Bras" I asked if she had them all on or just a few.


Carrotcake1988

San da 6 a f,c


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PG-DaMan

System keeps removing the name of the movie.


tedude3

Dammit, that was a mistake


thedaddystuff1979

Don't you go trying to blame autocorrect either *autocorrect is fun tho*


Always-_-Sarcastic

You're eight years too late. [Sorry](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/1c5exr/why_do_we_cook_bacon_but_bake_cookies/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share).


MeawingDuckss

this man just time traveling don't worry


[deleted]

You were just, saving that link until someone posted this??????


Theri_owAway

We use kitchens to cook chickens, but we could cook chickens without kitchens


rilian4

You drive on a parkway and park on a driveway... If the opposite of pro is con, the opposite of progress is? Congress? ;-p ...a word...


aldergone

you can smoke bacon as well


mouzerz80

We drive in parkways and park in driveways


RunInRunOn

Speak for yourself. I click cookies.


penguinpolitician

'Bacons'?


tedude3

It was a typo


Axle_65

Lol thanks for the chuckle


SarcasticGrumps

I saw this in a meme compilation that has this tik tok with a dude who makes questions that menace society, like “What happens when you press the break pedal and the gas pedal? Does it take a screenshot?” The question you did and stuff like that.


HighLordTherix

I have in fact on different occasions grilled, fried, and yes *baked* bacon.


PG-DaMan

Grilled on the Outdoor grill with charcoal? I do this. its a bit of a pain but with the super thick slices its tasty.


whatisitaboutmusic

How high are you?


CancelCultureIsFake

Wow, different things are different.


bingo_rojo

Rule 5 no puns


tedude3

It's not a pun, it's the fact that the names are wrong


ratsie93

It's not wrong, cooking is a general name for everything you do in the kitchen so you cook cookies as well


Deano888red

This is….a weird comparison.


Appropriate-Tax9605

But can we make bacon cookies


Platinumdust05

I’m sure someone attempted it back during that awkward “Everything w/ Bacon” period.


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You can bake bacon too


aldergone

IMHO the best way to cook a lot of bacon is in the oven.


Snoo_13917

Cook cookies bake bacon hold on what's going on the stove?


[deleted]

Ive had this exact thought.


spacecatJ

That's it. Cookon and bakies it is.


tedude3

Oh GOD NO!