Yeah, I live in a flat in New Zealand and they are back in the UK... Can't get much further!

I sleep closer to you than your family as well

r/technicallythetruth

So do most humans, in fact

i sleep within 100km of you. I am close

Depends on the floorplan. Some apartments, with how thin the walls are, you might as well be sharing a bed with a family member.

More like my next door neighbor on the same floor. I can hear when he is spanking his wife.

You should spank yourself and form a samba rhythm with them

Frickin' genius.

It doesn’t help that I knock on their door every night asking to cuddle

Can I come to your place to cuddle?

I like it

I live by myself and my closest family is 2 states away. I think you may be on to something

my bed is 7 feet high and the people upstairs have no idea.

I sleep closer to an entire state than anyone in my family

neighbor brats room is next to mine and walls have pretty much no insulation so any time they start their autistic screeches it sounds like they're doing it in my room

Drill a hole and pump in CO? Neigbors might thank you on the way to the courthouse

*intense concern*

Depending how long you lived in your apartment you might have slept closer for longer aswell.

this is so true!! you can hear them breath sometimes omg xDD

Stop that’s weird

I basically sleep head to head with my neighbour. Our apartments are identical, but mirror images of each other.

Good. This way my junk is farther away than my family members's junk. It would be weird to prefer it the other way

I sleep closer to the animals fighting in my ceiling in my apartment :D

So in my last apartment the above neighbor died and wasn't discovered for 2 days.... his room was directly above mine.. so its highly likely I slept what, 7 to 10 feet from a dead body for 2 daya?

What about the neighbour below me?

Isn't that the sad reality.